>Go outside
>See Fat American Tourist
>Day ruined
>Implying we vacation in Canada.
>Go outside
>See Dead amerifats
>todaywasagoodday.mp3
>>75729958
>canadian going outside
>a fucking leaf thinks his country is relevant enough that people from outside of it would want to visit
Name 5 things worth seeing in your third world shithole. Something people have heard of. Something popular. Go ahead, i'll wait.
>>75729958
>go outside
>see fat guy
>carry on with my day like normal because i'm not a triggered child
>>75729958
>Go outside
>See south african tribe doing a rain summoning dance around a forest fire
>Appreciate the diversity of Canada
>americans
>going to canada
>caring about canada
pick 1
>>75729958
>american
>visiting canada ever
2/10 poor shitpost. I would have believed it if you had an auckland proxy.
>>75729958
Why the fuck would we visit Canacuck?
>>75729958
>go outside
>step on poo
>day is normal
>>75730206
Niagara Falls (Ontario)
Lake Louise (Alberta)
Banff national park (Alberta)
Jasper national park (Alberta)
Rocky Mountains (Alberta/B.C)
Dude the only time i see Americans here is when they are visiting the fucking Hockey Hall of Fame downtown.
>go on /pol/
>see murrifats getting triggered
>day made better
>>75730206
They have the world's largest indoor water park. Seems pretty sweet. They have like two cities that are kinda okay. That's three.
If you're brown you'll probably get some free stuff while you're there. Four. Maybe fuck someone's wife. Five.
Boom. /pol/ BTFO
>>75729958
>be me
>trans bi-queer omni-sexual healthy sized body positive colonizer of color of the land of indigenous people of the americas
>trudeau is hot
>travel to canada to experience the tales of their progressiveness
>drive across the border in my prius because they abanadoned immigration laws
>want to go to Tim Hortons
>no drive through
>Ableist.jpg
>Crash my prius right into the front of the store
>Give the cashier one american dollar
>3,458 timbits recieved
>tip him and clap
>put my car in reverse while inhaling timbits
>slam into the car of another syrupean
>white cis heteronormative male gets out and charges me with a hockey stick and syrup
>sprays me with the syrup, i absorb it
>his wifes son stops him from attacking me with his phallic shaft of a hockey stick
>his wife sees i am a melanated human being and strips her clothes off
>rides me girl dick like theres no tomorrow
>man has a look of sadness on his face
>seconds before I come in his wife, i see him furiously typing some captcha into his phone
>wonder what he could be posting
>vacation in Canada
If I ever get the urge to experience Canada, I'll just visit a bathhouse in San Francisco, and then drive through Chinatown on my way to the airport.
>>75730479
>a fucking waterfall
>two fucking parks
>a fucking lake
>a line of fucking mountains
The pride and joy of Canada ladies and gentlemen.
>>75730479
>DUDE WATER
>DUDE TREES
>Canadians are proud of these
>>75730479
Don't forget the Athabasca sand dunes.
Where else are you going to see a natural desert slowly creeping across the northern boreal forest in Alberta
>turn on TV
>they're talking shit about trump again
>day ruined
>>75730479
>the only reasons to visit Canada have nothing to do with Canadians
Sounds about right.
Americans usually have a stink. You can tell it's them other than their melted candle asses
>>75729958
>American Tourism
>Canada
Sure maple nigger...sure.
I'm an American playing baseball in Canada
>>75729958
o i am laffin
>>75729958
>Fat people need a way to support their enourmoud hunger
>They have good jobs that pay well to continue to supply them with the gastly amount of food they purchase to stuff into their faces
>Higher income means mroe money to throw around
>More money to throw around means vacation
>They usually go out of the country because it's exotic and they get to try interesting new foods to stuff their faces with
How stupid can Eurocucks be?
>>75729958
>Go outside
>See Leaf complain about customary system
>Day made
