Doug Stanhope thinks trump is a moron and is supporting Gary Johnson.
>>75710514
Who are either of those faggots that aren't Trump
>>75710514
Agreed. Liberals have to stick together.
He also claims Johnny Depp dindu nothing.
>>75710514
He also got cucked, and thinks Bingo isn't just using him as a meal ticket.
>>75710626
Typical low information trump voter.
>>75711350
RARE
NIGGER
I don't really give a shit what Doug Stanhope thinks.
Stanhope, while funny, is also a moron.
>>75710514
>Doug Stanhope
>Butt buddies with Louis C.K
>relevant
Gas yourselves you faggot lolbertarians.
>listening to a drunken, chain-smoking degenerate who happens to be funny about political candidates
>>75711868
Doug Stanhope is one of my favorite comedians and I usually like his point of view, but the whole "my wife or whatever; we're way beyond sex in our relationship so I don't care about it" is just sad. That woman seems to be all sorts of fucked up, being in and out of psychiatry clinics and fucked up on anti-depressants or whatever claiming to have no libido despite fucking other people all the time. I remember watching them in some Howard Stern interview and Howard was all "oh yeah Bingo, you're so pretty, do you fuck other guys?" while probably rubbing his dick. Stanhope didn't give a shit about that, or at least pretended not to.
>le edgy nihilist comediant
You trumpfags have no honor, and will immediately turn on anyone who criticizes trump in the slightest.
>>75710514
The least he could do is not drink a piss beer while trying to look edgy.
>>75710514
Looks like a wannabe Christopher Hitchens
>>75710514
Doug can't cope
>>75712614
Hitchens is an sjw next to Stanhope. Just google his name - he pissed off feminists today by saying depp's wife lied about being abused for money.
>>75710514
he flunked out of the 9th grade.
>>75710514
He's a pretty funny comedian, but his political opinions are the worst.
>>75711350
that small bruise on her cheek, the one that looks exactly the right size you'd get if someone throw a 4 1/2 ounce phone at your face.
>>75711350
>trusting the words of a woman
top cuck kek
>>75710514
A poor man's Bill Hicks. Ruined the Man Show. Who cares?
>>75714040
You're crazy if you think hicks would have supported trump.
>>75713130
Most comedians have the worst opinions. Especially comedians like Doug. They capitalize on an audience that can take a joke and not take offense to mere words, yet support politicians/ideologies that undermine free speech. Don't they ever realize that the shrinking older conservative base is their audience?
>>75714220
Hicks didn't live to see 2016.
>>75710514
jesus look at this guy. As if he would support anyone else. the way he holds his cigarette and beer--an intellectual, or a scoundrel?
>>75714220
I don't like Hicks much either, and I know he'd also be a Bernout. But Doug is clearly copying Hick's shtick, he's the crazy outsider comedian that '>really makes you think' and warns you about rich people while he eats lunch with his hundred millionaire friend.
>>75714604
Are there any actual edgy comedians out there anymore? Well except Hyde. I mean it's so brave attacking Christianity and making jokes about fucking trannys and doing drugs. So much edge.
>>75714220
Hicks endorsed Trump under his Alex Jones persona.
>>75710514
Why would I care what an edgelord holding a beer and cigarette thinks?
>>75710514
who the fuck cares what a comedian thinks
>>75714604
I met Doug last year after a show he did here, funny and nice guy to chat with, but I'd definitely not be listening or taking any political advice from him.
>>75714949
Oh my god it makes sense now
>>75714758
I think stand up comedy is kind of a dinosaur at this point. It's just dated. I'll laugh more reading 4chan for an hour than seeing any stand up special.
wow, the guy who did that one awful season of The Man Show said something, I better listen
>>75715174
>>75715267
>I'll laugh more reading 4chan for an hour than seeing any stand up special
That's because stand-up has been essentially censored by the PC-gang now, all the comedians who would tell it like it is have either died or stopped performing (eg: Patrice O'Neal RIP & Dave Chappelle now staying out of the spot light, after Obama told him to quit with the racial jokes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq3yvQkG_3s
>>75715431
Jones started doing radio in 1996. We don't know anything about him before that. Hicks died in 1994. Fucking Illuminati kikes.
>>75713418
Go back to plebbit with that shitty gif you fucking faggot.
>>75714949
>>75715431
You gotta be smoking a lot of drugs to believe that crack pot theory m8
>>75715037
Honestly that's my opinion too.
>I'm a complete degenerate who is thinks it is edgy to poison myself here's my opinion
uhh no thanks retard
>>75715786
I honestly thought that myself multiple times, that they look very similar. I didn't know other people actually thought it too.
We'll see Doug in 10 years. He will look 60 years old. Guaranteed.
>>75715552
As a closet SJW I thought I was going to hate that clip.
Dude was actually pretty funny.
>>75711937
Doug Stanhope, a stand up comic! What a winner! Great!
I love Doug Stanhope, but these people exist to be contrarian.
>>75714220
Why should any sane person give two fucks about who a comedian they like or dislike supports for President. Get a life you celebrity worshipping faggot.
>>75713418
a) who gives a shit
b) anyone can throw a phone at someone's face
As degenerate as they come.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXZrXSHljrc
>>75711350
Depp's a cunt but he didn't hit his hot cunt of a wife. They had an argument and she called the cops and conveniently didn't mention any fight when they arrived, had no bruise, and didn't make any mention of violence until well after it supposedly happened. Typical gold-digging bitch.
That said, no idea who this Stanhope guy is, and Johnson's a fag.
>>75710514
Doug Stanhope is a wannabe Hunter S. Thompon drunken degenerate. Tf I care about what he thinks?
>>75714040
It wasn't really his fault. All the chemistry that Kimmel and Carolla had couldn't be duplicated. I'm sure the best writers probably left to go with Kimmel too. Him and Rogan did the best they could.
>>75712472
Our honor is loyalty.
>>75710514
Doug was running for Libertarian candidacy in 2004(?) so it doesn't surprise me he's back Gary Johnson.
Also you faggots get way to bent out of shape.
>>75715923
>>75715786
Google Kevin Booth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K1yDTje5KA
>>75716265
2:02 the baby starts listening, WTF that's pretty fucking great. He's tripping trying to hold it together.
I love Stanhope. funniest comedian out there, IMO. He doesn't give a fuck, and honestly is on track to die within ten years because of the daily drinking and smoking. Rock & Roll. He's a comedian tho, and it shocks me that people would take anything he says that seriously. Fuck Trump, but also fuck Johnson, there are better libertarian candidates that that fuck.
>>75715701
Kevin Booth was Hicks producer.
Two years after Hicks died Kevin Booth co-founded Infowars with a then unknown Texan named Alex Jones.
What is the probability that Hicks and Jones would look identical and have the same producer?
>>75716578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-pB-aOOhCA
Care to explain this? Fucking idiot.
>>75716265
I love that joke. It really separates the comedians with good and bad delivery.
>>75717283
Do you really think that Jones was born in 1974?
>>75710514
>now that the candidates are pretty much established I'm going to throw some new shit out there
Like anybody got time for that.
Its Trump v. Clinton. Deal with it.
>>75717283
No way he's 23 in that. He looks 30 at least.
>>75714604
Brian Holtzman
wrong comment ignore
>>75710514
no comedian can support trump. if they need to feel edgy they'll support some random 3rd party person
>>75717883
Either way he's young and looks nothing like Bill Hicks especially when compared to Bill before he died (as shown in my other post).
>>75719127
is this actually the oldest video of Alex Jones out there? If this is 1996 when he started then he would be 34 if he actually is Bill hicks.
>>75710514
stanhope also has a micropenis, got a vasectomy, assisted suicide of his dying mother by overdosing her on opiates (a painful death), and threatens suicide to his crowd for shock value.
Not really shocked he's a libertarian desu lad.
>>75719262
Alex claims he was born in 1974. He would be 42 today. Does he look like he's 42? Has he ever looked the age he claims to be?
Bill Hicks was born in 1961. That is about as old as Alex looks. Weird.
>>75717185
Greater than the probability that Bill Hicks was successfully able to fake his own death, then re-enter the spotlight under a completely new identity, despite changing nothing about his appearance.
>>75710514
Who? And who?
>>75719898
Open your eyes
>>75719539
>assisted suicide of his dying mother by overdosing her on opiates (a painful death)
No. ODing on opiates isn't painful at all. As long as you take enough you fall asleep and just stop breathing.
>>75714758
Jeselnik is funny
>>75710514
GET OUT /POL/ IS A REPUBLICAN BOARD NOW
>lolbertarians
>>75720104
>>75720104
Different ears, nose, nostrils hair color and eye brows, different jaw line. Are you retarded?
>>75710514
Doug Stanhope has been a member of the Libertarian Party for 30 years.
>>75720001
Just an unimportant narcissistic moron like George Carlin.
>>75720281
that's a common misconception, it appears to be painless because usually the person loses responsiveness and it appears they're in peace. The reality is that they're in a coma-like induced state and in a great level of pain due to their organs shutting down one-by-one while simultaneously suffocating.
>>75712472
I have hated Doug Stanhope for a lot longer than Trump has been around
Guy says some funny stuff on occasion but most of it is the same generic bluepilled cancer covered in a heavy facade of nihilism.
>>75715431
>wellaware1
This guy is the saddest piece of shit I've ever seen. His piece about his wifes abortion was akin to a nervous breakdown with him screaming his rationalization into the audience. He hates himself, why would I give two fucks about his opinion?
>>75711937
Wow, great argument. I now support open borders, welfare and shitskin demographic injections and will be voting for Johnson in November!
Yes, Bill Hicks and Alex Jones are the same person. You can tell by the speech, vocabulary, and mannerisms. I dont think he is illuminati though. Though I do disagree with bill hicks bashing of Christianity, he has had time to mature. I do agree with his viewpoint on the marketing people (jews)
BILL HICKS MARKETING RANT
https://youtu.be/T7G_P8psD78
isnt he that guy that got in trouble telling his fans to mail used dildos to some safe space in some faggy cancuck university?
>>75710514
Literally the same shitty policies except that Trump will tell you that he does it because he loves the American people whereas the other nigger will say that it's got to do with freedom.
>>75714539
Stanhope easily might not live to see '17
He helped his mom commit suicide and drinks so much that even Joey Diaz thinks he's a maniac
