>It's another "wealthy black celebrity turns out to still be a chimp at heart" episode
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/05/31/shield-michael-jace-found-guilty-wife-murder
>>75694453
Can't think of anything to comment so I'm just going to post a pancake recipe
Makes 10 to 12 thick 4-inch pancakes
Ingredients
1 ½ cups milk (plus more as needed)
1 egg
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 cups self-rising flour
¼ teaspoon baking soda
1/3 cup superfine granulated sugar
2 tablespoons butter, melted
Preparation
In a bowl or 2-cup measure, whisk together milk, egg and vanilla. Into another bowl, sift flour and baking soda. Stir in sugar. Make a well in the center. Add milk mixture. Whisk until just combined. Batter will be thick (thin with a little milk, if desired; batter will get even thicker as it sits).
Heat a large nonstick skillet or griddle over medium heat. Brush pan with melted butter. Using about ¼ cup batter per pancake, cook pancakes 3 to 4 minutes or until bubbles appear on surface. Turn and cook 3 minutes or until cooked through. Transfer to a plate. Cover loosely with foil to keep warm. Repeat with remaining mixture, brushing pan with butter between batches. Serve.
>>75694477
So random LOL XD
>>75694477
>>75694453
Typical desu.
>>75694477
Kill yourself reddit.
>>75694453
Right, this week we already had the
>"wealthy white celebrity turns out to beat his wife" episode
>>75695130
http://www.thewrap.com/johnny-depp-is-being-blackmailed-by-amber-heard-heres-how-i-know-guest-column/
>>75695456
I didn't realize the opinions of stand-up comedians were considered more reliable sources than court restraining orders these days. Now I know, thank you.
>>75695716
>court restraining orders
Are you suggesting court restraining orders are the same as being found guilty of a crime?
>>75694477
upvoted!
>>75695716
>>75695791
Also, here's a more in depth rebuttal to what you're suggesting:
>Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Carl Moor ordered Depp to stay away from Heard and not try to contact her until after their June 17 hearing.
>But the judge rejected Heard's request that Depp attend a year's worth of anger management classes and refused to extend the protective order to the couples' dogs.
>A Los Angeles Police Department spokesperson told NBC News Friday that there is currently no criminal investigation into allegations that Depp assaulted Heard Saturday.
http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/celebrity/judge-orders-johnny-depp-stay-away-estranged-wife-amber-heard-n581801
>“On 21 May, 2016, police responded to a domestic incident radio call in the 800 block of South Broadway,” a spokesperson for the LAPD said. “The person reporting did not insist on a report, nor was there any evidence provided by the victim that warranted a report. Officers investigation determined that a crime did NOT occur. The officers cleared the scene and left a business card.”
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/amber-heard-will-give-full-statement-to-lapd-about-johnny-depps-alleged-domestic-abuse-a7057631.html
>>75695791
Hold on, your argument is
>Court restraining orders aren't the same as a conviction, therefore there is more legitimacy in the opinions of a comedian than there is in the fact that a court issued a restraining order
Is this some form of satire?
>>75696323
>Court restraining orders aren't the same as a conviction, therefore there is more legitimacy in the opinions of a comedian than there is in the fact that a court issued a restraining order
No. Restraining orders have nothing to do with whether or not someone is guilty of beating his wife. You don't need to prove anything to get a restraining order, you just have to ask for one. There's no question of whether it's more or less legitimate than anything else because it has nothing to do with anything.
>>75696192
>women who are beaten will immediately contact the police for help
>the police just happened to show up for a domestic incident that happened to be at their house
>their neighbor happened to hear her cry and depp scream at her
>heard happened to get a bruise at the exact same place where she lied about being hit in the face with a phone
>heard planned all this to get depp's money, despite her attempting to contact depp's attorneys several times and trying to keep a lid on it before finally yielding to media pressure, but yeah, depp's attorneys were probably in on it too!
>>75696565
Right, yet heard was the one who got the restraining order on depp and not the other way around. I'm sure this has nothing to do with anything. Courts don't issue restraining orders arbitrarily, you know.
>>75694453
>Niggers nigging
WOW So shocking!
>>75696871
http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/celebrity/judge-orders-johnny-depp-stay-away-estranged-wife-amber-heard-n581801
>Officers investigation determined that a crime did NOT occur.
>>75697129
>Courts don't issue restraining orders arbitrarily, you know.
>Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Carl Moor ordered Depp to stay away from Heard and not try to contact her until after their June 17 hearing.
>But the judge rejected Heard's request that Depp attend a year's worth of anger management classes and refused to extend the protective order to the couples' dogs.
>A Los Angeles Police Department spokesperson told NBC News Friday that there is currently no criminal investigation into allegations that Depp assaulted Heard Saturday.
http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/celebrity/judge-orders-johnny-depp-stay-away-estranged-wife-amber-heard-n581801
The only reason a restraining order was issued was because she asked for one. They don't issue restraining orders arbitrarily, but they do issue them for almost anyone who asks for one, and she asked for one, which is what you would expect her to do as part of her blackmailing agenda. That's the point of restraining orders, they give potential victims a form of protection without them needing to prove anything first.
>>75697129
Not an argument.
The chimp was found guilty, Depp wasn't.
All that matters
Now go kill yourself
>>75697608
>Officers investigation determined that a crime did NOT occur.
Did they also conclude that absence of evidence implies evidence of absence?
>part of her blackmailing agenda
Right, and how is the verifiable fact that she attempted to contact Depp and his attorneys, who would not answer, several times, part of her agenda? Did she bribe them? Did she trick Depp into not answering so she could then sue him? Yeah, this all sounds much more plausible than a guy we know is a control freak and drug abuser hitting his girlfriend.
