JUST KEK MY SHIT UP, NATIONAL ANTHEM EDITION
http://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=881266&binId=1.1147261&playlistPageNum=1
>debate in parliament soon
>deciding whether to pass a bill to gender neutralize the anthem
>remove "in all thy sons command"
>replace with "in all of us command"
I want off this wild ride folks. I am seriously questioning whether to move to the states (if trump wins obviously)
I cannot stand this fucking country at all. Any americans want to recommend a good state to live in for a truck driving, former military man like me?
I refuse to believe this is real.
I like syrup.
Stay in your country and make me some syrup.
>>75687023
>implying we even make good syrup anymore
Meme magic is not that strong anon, I'm sorry...
>>75686976
Oh its real, and its going to most likely happen unless it doesnt get passed.
Here is the cocksucker who introduced the bill
>Belanger’s health has been steadily deteriorating since he learned last fall he has an incurable and fatal neurodegenerative disease, more commonly known as ALS or Lou Gehrig’s disease.
So essentially he wants to change the anthem, and then die off. Piece of shit man
pic related
AIDS FOR CANADA WEW
>>75687366
Is he leaving it to his (((son))) or (((shemale)))?
How many dying people don't use their deaths as leverage to get something? I think most. Why give in to this prick?
They've been bringing this up for years. Then they're going to remove God and so on. Filth.
>>75686916
This all started when we gave rights to women.
>>75687712
I just want my country back man.
It is completely over run by browns and chinks. Now the chinks I dont mind but the fucking shit skins man especially in burlignton/mississauga area.
Trudeau is the biggest faggot leader Canada has ever seen. What pisses me off the most is his polls are apparently "sky high" for the past 6 months which I find to be bullshit propaganda.
If I were to move to the states, where would it be best, the south? I always liked the state of Montana, South Carolina, and others.
>>75687712
I swear to god...
If this makes debate people better wake up. Next they will paint John A MacDonald as some half-abo niglet just to appease Lesbian Wynne and the rest of the sjw's.
>>75686916
Come home to /Ohio/ white man
>>75688486
fucking faggot. fuck canada, ashamed to call myself a canadian
Don't change your national anthem it only goes downhill from there.
>>75688007
> he lives in Burlington/mississauga
> he thinks he has something to bitch about
Brampton checking in, you don't even fucking know hard times
fukken leafs lmao
>>75688654
At least you have syrup
>>75688630
Is their work for someone with a full Class A-Z license?
Hows the cost of living down there?
Do you get a snowy winter after the summer?
How liberal are most towns and the people in them?
>>75687918
>they're going to remove God
Don't be silly. They'll change it for allah, of course.
>>75688486
>me after a prostate massage
>>75688738
I was going to saw Londons bad but you have it way worse in Brampton. When's the last time you saw a white person?
>>75686916
im with you on the idea of jumping ship
>>75686916
Here I was thinking that link would be about Trudeau and his porno collection. Use a more relevant picture next time.
>>75688738
I actually live in the Niagara Region closer to Niagara falls, its a very white area especially in my neighborhood and part of town. So when I was in old Burly and Mississuaga, I could not believe my fucking eyes. Shitskins, and mosques every where I can see.
Restaurants, gift shoppes, I even saw a fucking islamic furniture store like WTF
>>75688834
at least we have syrup indeed. thought I will say most of it is just artificially sweetened bullshit. Gotta find that all natty stuff
>>75688979
Well trudeau is the biggest cuck politician walking the earth right now. I googled "trudeau cuck" and it was one of the first results I got. My trudeau memes are on my other computer.
I used to hate Canada but now I feel like I should move home and become some sort of dictator to save it from what it has become.
SUNNY WAYS
pic related.
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGy6uV7yqGWDeUWTZzT3ZEg/videos
TRUDEAU OUT-MEMED KEK
>>75688879
Plenty of trucking companies here. We're a major transportation hub. Especially southwest Ohio.
Cost of living is lower than a lot of the country. I can support family on 1 income.
Northern Ohio gets plenty of snow early winter due to Lake Erie. Southern Ohio gets snow starting in January.
The 3 major cities have libs like any other, but the politics in general for the state are right of center.
Also while I have a decent amount of leaf posters in here,
What do you guys think of Kevin O'Leary joining the conservative party?
>businessman
>billionaire
>alpha as fuck (minus the baldness)
>educated and smart
>knows a lot about policy and government
is he our Trump to Canada???
>>75686916
Who cares the real anthem is in French not some low tier English.
>>75689321
Thats sweet. I would definitely consider moving there.
Cost of living was one of my favorite parts about the states. I mean sure you guys dont have free health care like Canada, but fuck you guys are so DAMN FREE and awesome.
What're gun laws like in Ohio? Southern Ohio seems like the best option to me.
>>75686916
Forgot to link best version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Sw6ScUmnk
>>75689649
If he runs, I hope he doesn't just run a weak ass version of the Trump campaign. That would be tragic.
>>75686916
What have we done? Our meme magic has broke time and space itself.
Is 2016 the year of memes
>>75686916
Cambridge here, sup my nigger
>>75689850
Ohio is conceal and carry state. We also have a version of stand your ground.
Plenty of gunshops and shooting ranges. Most people in the countryside are heavily armed.
>>75689883
Though I will agree it sounds a shit load better in French, I hate Quebec separatism and think all activists for it are stupid.
Also, wouldn't gender neutralizing the anthem fuck with the french lyrics making it sound just weird as fuck? I know verb conjugation is huge in french so im just curious
>>75686916
is it summer already in canada
Fucking Canada, man. You guys have a beautiful country with numerous resources. And you fucking retards are ruining it by mass importing shitskin and Asians. Plus, you have liberal faggots in government. Fucking Christ. Just give Alberta to us before you cuck that up too.
>>75689649
Trump is a nationalist who wants better deals for Americans.
O'Leary is a kike who'll sell whatever we still own to the Chinese for a quick buck.
They are not the same.
Where would /pol/ be without trudeau threads?
>>75689986
No I think if he were to run he would really focus more on the business and economic portions of the country and center his campaign around that.
I would love for him to run or at least SOME ONE with a fucking back bone in Canada who isn't a SJW leftist shill. I have been posting every article of Trudeau and liberal governments retarded actions on my jewbook when I can, attempting to subtly redpill my normie friends.
Some like the link, others ignore it. One time a girl i was sleeping with stopped talking to me because "your'e too conservative and close minded anon, the liberals are going to fix what Harper fucked up"
At this rate there's going to be a legitimate push to ban urinals unless they replace every toilet with urinals and demand people squat piss/shit to show solidarity with indian immigrants
>>75686916
Nothing wrong with this. "In all of us command" sounds better. Would also like to see mentions of God removed from the anthem, too.
However, knowing Trudeau, he'll probably put a line or two into the anthem about how Canada is a wonderfully diverse, Islamic nation, or some other shit.
>>75690217
summer? dude I have been lurking since February
>>75690360
This is edit right ?
It should not be possible to achieve this cuck form.
>>75690727
Yes, it's fake.
>>75690577
You don't fuck with heritage. Also it gives them foreground to fuck with it more. I want to keep God in the anthem and I hope the states do too.
Canada and the USA were both founded on Christian principles and values. Hence both countries were blessed with prosperity and riches, especially the USA, but up until the 70's and 80's, when degeneracy started to sink in...God abandoned us.
Wouldn't be surprised Fort Mac was a way of God showing his displeasure in us voting a faggot loving SJW liberal cuck into parliament.
>>75687918
Nothing wrong with this, either. Separation of church and state, and such. Change "God keep our land" to "We keep our land" or something like that. Its better anyway, because it puts the responsibility on US, the people of Canada, to keep OUR land GLORIOUS AND FREE, not an omnipotent being who may or may not exist.
>>75691067
>UserID
>"Joo"
>Jew
I wouldn't trust this leafposter
BRING BACK THE MAPLE LEAF FOREVER
>>75690950
If we didn't "fuck with heritage" we'd still be subservient to the fucking Queen of England (and yes, it would be called England, because to call it Great Britain would be fucking with heritage). Heritage is important, but its not like we're throwing out the national anthem.
The entire western world is built on Christian values and principles. That's why we are civilized, while the middle east is not. I'm not a Christian myself, but I can see the merits Christianity has.
That being said, I don't think that its appropriate to reference God in the national anthem. Even the US, which is arguably a more "Christian" nation than Canada ever was, was founded with the principle of the separation of church and state in mind.
>>75688007
>What pisses me off the most is his polls are apparently "sky high" for the past 6 months which I find to be bullshit propaganda.
I think his polling figures with the SJW crowd are rising, but the moderate liberals are not happy with him. To them, he's not really doing anything; his policies are just identity politics bullshit that doesn't really change Canada for the better while he spends and spends.
The moderate liberals actually do care about immigration, they do care about billions being thrown away to 'help' foreign 3rd world countries.
It's not even been a year and the liberal voters I know already have regrets voting for this guy.
>>75690464
Agreed, its very difficult to convince a liberal they're wrong.
When you say something that points out problems with policies/beliefs, rather than address the issue they just namedrop some conservative they dislike to deflect.
If you can manage to pin them down in an argument, you can see that revealing inconsistencies in their worldview causes them genuine discomfort - but they dont alter their worldview to reflect that. Instead they shuffle the flawed belief to the back of their mind and try to forget that it caused them discomfort.
Keep pushing and be prepared to meet their emotional side!
>>75692132
This. I actually did vote for Trudeau, because I naively thought he would actually DO something to make this country better, in some way. I could overlook some of his SJW bullshit if he actually did anything for Canadians, but all he's done so far is have dinner in some mosques and let in refugees.
>>75690727
>>75690807
Kind of fake
I'm sure the tweet itself is fake, but we actually really did pay to ship 300 south african "firefighters" to canada. They're all part of south africa's jobs program, so they have essentially no training whatsoever - they've had to be taught how to use fire hoses to fight boreal fires, and they don't even have any equipment.
We turn down americans, russians, mexicans, who all have actual firefighters, and instead we take in a fake firefighting force full of black conscripts who have no actual firefighter training and no firefighting equipment.
>>75686916
but you don't have enough money to move
just like all the shit-kicking hicks who said they were gonna move if obama won a second term. they're still in the exact same mobile home as 15 years ago, as you will be, lol.
>>75688007
I believe this should help you to decide
>>75691724
Ok I will agree with you there.
A separation of church and state as well cannot be argued against.
It just pisses me off how fucking weak our leadership is. It almost makes me think that they arent even trying to fix the country, they are literally just LOOKING for ways to piss off conservatives and Harper supporters and people who voted for him.
Think about it, Canada is burning and people are suffering, so Trudeau decides HEY LETS HIRE SOME MOTHERFUCKING UNTRAINED SOUTH AFRICANS WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN A HOSE BEFORE.
Conservatives across the country are filled with rage. I mean sure good on you for teaching another country how to fight fires to give them techniques and equipment.
But not at the taxpayers expense and well being for fucks sakes. Just the get the god damn fire out and worry about your SJW ways and tactics later.
Fuck. I usually never post on 4chan and especially on /pol/, and I have never made a thread before. But lately with Canada being led by Trudeau, I have been livid with every article I see talking about him.
>>75691067
aren't we still technically part of a theocracy though?
>>75692493
That makes no sense. How did they justify spending the money flying them here?
>>75693211
Progressiveness my fellow leaf. As well as pandering to the SJW crowd.
I remember seeing the video of them landing on facebook and EVERY fucking comment was someone sucking trudeaus cock for this and shaming people who even questioned it.
It was ridiculous thought control by my own people. Not moderators, not site owners, but fellow Canadians ganging up on another simply because he questioned Trudeaus motives like you are right now.
Canada is fucked eh? I want off this wild ride
>>75693211
>>75693397
Im going to the store to get me a roast beef and cheddar sandwhich, which syrup is the best brand?
>>75693691
President's Choice
>>75693812
Seconded, make sure its 100% maple syrup though if you cant find Presidents Choice in your area
>>75693812
>>75693895
thank you
>>75691067
Bite me Marxist Shill.
I know it's hard, but we have to stay. If we abandon our country for greener pastures, we're no better than the shitskin rapefugees. Do whatever you can do prevent people from voting liberal again.
>>75694182
Except I don't rape
>>75690298
That's exactly what they said about Trump before he ran, dumbass.
>>75693691
syrup comes in grades, quick google would tell you what to look for
careful you don't buy fake syrup instead of actual maple syrup.
Leafs born in 90s, can you confirm if circumcised or not? when did it die out in Canadia?
>>75690727
>delete
>>75686916
They may change it, but that lyric will stay. We all know that shit by heart, and everyone's going to ignore that bill.
>>75694636
they said he was nothing like Trump? fascinating.
>>75695694
i am not cut
>>75695694
93 here. I am uncut
>>75691067
You realize the anthem and as it is stands as a piece of our heritage.
PC or not, on what premise could such a thing benefit over the value of our Maple History?
>>75695694
90, cut
>>75695694
92 born in Greece though.
So who on /pol/ will protest this shit irl or do we jump ship and head south?
>>75698371
I have already posted the link on my jewbook and some chick actually shared it. Shes polish though and probably secretly redpilled.
>b-b-b-b-b-but it was changed to all thy sons from the original
yeah in 1914
ww1 vets rolling in their grave
>but muh swedish video game developer arab women video game
>>75686916
>Economy tanking
>Gun violence on the rise
>Chink was mean to me the other day
>Remixing national anthem takes priority
Straight dope
>>75699176
Ever since he elbowed that chick, le weed man and his "most diverse cabinet ever" have been over the top memeing since trudeau elbowed that chick. First the south africans, now this..I am looking forward to what they have install for the glorious year of 2016.
>>75689649
>billionaire
>net worth ~300b
He's a blue liberal at best, we'll see though.
He'll be discarded by the CBC kikes as a low-rent Donald Trump, just watch
>>75699991
fuck meant 300million
>>75699936
left wing sperg squads
>>75699991
Yeah I will say he is rather liberal, maybe more libertarian pretty sure he mentioned something about that but wants to start conservative.
Regardless, I can see this man being a more competent and confident leader than trudeau.
this is some good syrup
>>75695694
91 uncut
>>75700775
Did you go with PC master race?
Our country may be cucked to oblivion but two things will always remain. Milk in bags, and damn good syrup.
>>75700699
If he presents a strong position on immigration, lowered taxes, sensible spending and doesn't show too many SJW tendencies I'd vote for him, he doesn't seem interested in giving our money to third world dwellers like candy.
>>75695694
94 cut
>>75700988
>Milk in bags
You have caught my attention
>>75701152
waterproof money
>>75695694
92 uncut. for some reason my mom always really wanted to get my dick butchered
>>75697365
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
GET IN HERE
>>75701225
She prefers the cut cock?
>>75701036
ANGLOS GET OUT REEEEEEE
>truck driving
>still existing in 5 years
>>75701332
something about her being scared I wouldn't be able properly clean it, I do have phimosis but skin is elastic man, I just practiced pulling it little by little and I'm fine now
>>75701472
Can confirm, most mining dump trucks and trains are now driverless.
>>75701524
Wut, you couldn't pull it back? which CI are you?
imgur.com/z444fPC
>>75701337
wrong
>tfw drummondville diaspora
nice get tho familia
Is this real life?
I think the matrix is bugging out.
>>75686916
>former military man
dont go to the states we need you. come west and help us fight when we declare independence
if you were wounded and cant literally fight you can help spread the message of independence
>>75701559
looking at the pics 7-8
>>75701729
Was your dad cut?
>>75701472
>self driving trucks in europe
>trucks
>europe
i wonder how many """"refugees"""" stowed away in those
>>75701794
no idea, never really asked him but having seen his dick as kid I'd say he was a 5
my brother was cut though
>>75686916
>Any americans want to recommend a good state to live in for a truck driving, former military man like me?
Avoid the west coast. It's expensive and full of liberals. If you're looking for somewhere warmer, you should try looking somewhere in the southeast US. I only get snow for about one week out of the whole year.
>>75686916
>>75686916
Don't bother sink holes and other earth changes are going to cause problems with our nuke plants over the next few years and you'll just be in the wave up people fleeing to Canada
>>75701955
> having seen his dick as kid
You're going to have to explain this..
>>75701472
That' s cool and all however it definitely wont happen in 5 years that truckers will cease to exist.
>>75702155
what you never played nightcrawlers with your dad?
what a worthless existence
>>75702155
he came out of the shower and was naked, it's really nothing, I've also seen my brother, sister and mom naked
I don't think it's that unusual
>>75702243
kek
>>75702282
What flaccid size was your brother and dad? smaller or bigger than you are now?
>>75687940
Also when Jews migrated out of Europe
>>75686916
if trump loses come home leaf...help make great britain great again
>>75702415
you're too far gone m8
don't want to get arrested for my high capacity assault spoon collection
>>75695694
96 uncut but apparently my older brother is
>>75686916
Why does the canadian government only seem to pander to feminists/sjw instead if running the fucking country and being busy with important shit?
>>75702343
I was young back then so everything seemed bigger but my mom always said my dad's dick was pretty small
and my brother's is like 5 or 6inch max
I have a completely average 5.5inch dick
>>75701559
>imgur.com/z444fPC
>being a CI-7 or 8
Do I still have hope then? How long would it take to stretch my foreskin back to a CI-2-4 area?
Anyone got any first hand techniques that work?
>>75688738
Milton reporting in. Noting to do but ateast we're 80% white.
>>75702639
>mom always said my dad's dick was pretty small
Did your family have a cuck shed?
>always used to laugh at sweden, germany, and UK
>can't laugh anymore
>>75688738
is the bramladesh meme true
>>75690243
Alberta's already cucked desu
>>75702805
Thats a new one. Always called it browntown myself
>>75702758
hahahaha, no no my parents have been separated for years and it was mostly when she was talking with her friends
>>75695694
why the fuck is there arab scribble on that....
>>75698575
Polish people are awesome.
We have a Polish cleaner and I talk with her about jews and nationalism all the time.
She's in her late 50's and still sexy at that ; )
>>75702891
Oh, I see.
Would you consider yourself good looking?
>>75702805
most definitely true. lots of sikhs too
>>75702931
#diversity #illridewithyou
>>75702970
hell no, I'm fat ugly neet
maybe if I worked out I'd be more attractive physically. I don't have a bad face I'm just a lazy fuck
>>75702970
just ask him if you can suck his dick already, austrailia
>>75703180
I'm not gay, you wanna fucking fight me bitch?
Oh Canada, your like the sweden of the americas, only gayer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozDDYcyrCNE
>>75703310
i'll knock you out and make you suck my dick
>>75695694
not cut, I only have one friend who is
>>75691067
I don't get why you fucking anglos are so harp up about one little tiny mention of "God", like it matters. You don't see the Quebecers complaining that O Canada mentions violence, the Christian Cross, fighting for God, self-preservation. But you anglo fags complain about heritage.
>>75703445
born 92
>>75686916
>he proposed this a few years ago
>got shot down because conservatives told him to fuck off
>liberal majority means it's gonna happen this time
100% guaranteed to be changed
>>75703409
Why were you cut?
>>75686916
Texas.
HAVE SOMETHING BETTER OP:
BILL C-6: An Act to amend the Citizenship Act and to make consequential amendments to another Act
>being physically present prior to becoming a permanent resident counts as half days up to a maximum of 365 days towards becoming a citizen
>each day present as a permanent resident prior to citizenship counts as a full day towards citizenship
>can become a citizen after being physically present 1095 days (or 3 years) within a 5 year period
>people under 18 don't need to know English or French to become a citizen
>people over 54 don't need to learn English or French to become a citizen
>people over 54 don't need to take a citizenship test or oath to become a citizen
>citizenship restored to those who's citizenship was revoked under the Harper Government
>remove the grounds for the revocation of Canadian citizenship that relate to national security (ie. terrorists and treason allow you to keep canadian citizenship now)
>remove the requirement that an applicant intend, if granted citizenship, to continue to reside in Canada; (don't even need to stay here to be one of us)
Enjoy all our new compatriots to come /pol/
>>75691067
no fuck you
>>75703677
i'm not feeding your fantasies, bogan
I'm so sorry Canada.
I wouldnt wish this hell on my worst enemy.
canuck rebellion when?
I know ultra patriotism doesnt quite run as deep in other nations as in the USA, but surely canadians wont just take a violation to their anthem lying down will they?
although to be fair, this is the canada that has an LGBT police cruiser.
>>75686916
I never understood what that line meant anyway. Whose son? What command?
>>75691067
This. All people who oppose modern change are just cucked faggots who are slaves to history and tradition. God isn't real. Stop fucking honoring such a childish concept.
>>75703843
Go on, feed me.
>>75703867
SHUT UP WITH THAT NIGGER BABBLE. GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND CUNT!
>>75704043
fuck you kangaroo fucker. I have FREEDOM
A
FUCKING
LEAF.
>>75687164
What did you just say about our syrup, bitch?
>>75695694
91 uncut - parents actually did their research and realized it was just kikery. Thanks mom and dad.
>>75703793
holy fucking shit is this real life?
I mean my parents are immigrants, one being Russian and the other Ukrainian. However they both worked very hard especially my dad and assimilated well to Canada culture, but not completely which is great.
This is going to be abused to shit by people now, have I not seen this? Were the south african firefighters merely to distract the population because that bill was passed at around the same time
>>75688007
Some browns are okay, but we need to get the filthy East Indian scumbags out of real estate. I want a landlord who respects my privacy and kicks out the nignog who brings in the bedbugs.
>>75702805
Yes.
>>75687023
just get it from Wisconsin, my family actually owns a syrup company in northern WI and it's great
>>75702584
nah we are at the brink but not beyond salvation
if we dont brexit then we are fucked...go to america,NZ or AUS
>>75703793
THEY'RE MAKING IT ALL FUCKING MEANINGLESS
>father Scottish immigrant
>maternal grandparents were Italians
>hard working and never asked for a fucking thing from the gov
They're even letting foreigners without citzenship become RCMP officers
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/rcmp-application-changes-may-1-1.3561511
pls help
>>75686916
Texas or Florida, Leafbro. Pretty much any red state. Avoid blue states at all costs. Those are cuck-central. Also try to find primarily white neighborhoods so you won't worry about crime.
>>75692456
Your ID says Jude even. You are to blame
>>75687712
How exactly did this faggot get elected? He doesn't look like a serious leader at all.
>>75705001
People liked his dad. We wanted Harper out and the NDP was the greater of two evils we had to pick from. That, or maybe people just said fuck it and voted the qt3.14 in.
>>75690360
poes law in effect.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>75688738
Dude Im in SCARBOROUGH get on my shitskin tolerance level
>>75705152
Reckon Trudeau is circumcised?
>>75705001
>he makes women wet
>nepotism
>people fed up with harper
>dude weed lmao
>>75686916
>Implying that's even our real national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxOhk4Lk9aE
>>75705384
Must be, I don't think you get your marxist card without it
>>75705384
Stop thinking about Trudeau's dick, faggot.
>>75695694
94, cut.
I hate this country so much.
If it wasn't for the fact I love my hometown, I would be long gone. Fellow leafs and maple niggers, If you won't fight for your country, fight for your home. It's all we got in this godforsaken country.
I feel bad for you fucking leaves, but I fear that it will be contagious to burgers.
>>75703935
hope you enjoy muslim cock
>>75689282
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGy6uV7yqGWDeUWTZzT3ZEg/videos
This guy has a constant shit eating grin on his face
I love this guy
>>75686916
If you leaf they win.
>>75686916
WHY
FUCKING
WHY
FUCKING
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>75688654
:( Me too m8.
>>75695694
93 German Austrian heritage
Was not cut
Got cut a few years ago because my parents never taught me to clean under the skin and I got some bad phimosis
>>75686916
>I cannot stand this fucking country at all. Any americans want to recommend a good state to live in for a truck driving, former military man like me?
Just come west, retard. Everyone hates Trudeau in Sask. Tons of jobs for anyone with a 1A.
>>75705152
>the greater of two evils
except he picked up all their crazy shit and ran with it
>>75687164
Kill yourself faggot, our syrup is BASED AF.
Are you some BC faggot? Northern Ontario = Best Syrup globally
>>75695694
It started phasing out in the mid 90s. So unless I want to start daying boys my age I won't get to enjoy that sweet uncut action.
I've slept with about 14 men and all of them were cut except my ex bf. There is a reason I kept him around. Nothing better than an intact penis.
>>75705378
>not supporting American businesses
go boil your nuts, marxist faggot
You still got guns leaf? I know you still got guns, not like us but you got em
So having established that, do I have to draw your fucking map?
Do you need step by step directions leaf?
Do what needs to be fucking done
I'm jelous. Canada has its own Nero.
>>75686916
This can't be fucking real.
>>75705924
How did that go? Like the cutting experience as well as the healing process?
Curious because I have phimosis too and it doesnt bother me too much in sex but it can be annoying when I am fully hard and i first insert into a tight girl.
Dont want to be cut, I prefer my sensitivity and my penis itself to be intact
>>75706164
Nero was pretty fucking based though
>>75706153
Our gangsters have guns, and some hunters. Legally, as far as I know, you have to own a rifle and there's a fairly strict process involved in licensing & purchasing rifles and ammo.
>>75688007
Montana is beautiful, man. Are you an Albertafag?
>>75706308
*can not have to
>>75688007
My uncle moved to Montana to marry an American woman. Be prepared to get called a frostback and face a mild version of the treatment Mexicans get.
>>75706153
From what I heard our gun laws suck.
One guy I knew said he had his gun license but he wasn't allowed to carry it anywhere to even have it loaded. All he had was two hand guns he can take to the one firing range in our area.
Feel like the majority of canucks are against guns and having them around, when personally I wish I owned my own guns.
>>75686916
You folks need to stand up and stop this fucking degenerate shit.
I know you neighbors to our north can do it.
He is nigger obama incarnate and needs to be fucking gassed and burned asap..
(and I have a large list of heathens/kucks/jews/unwanted that must go before it's too late)
>>75706343
No southern ontario fag. Drove through Montana many times though, fucking loved it especially the scenery and fresh air.
>>75706480
well I am as whiter than sour cream so with some assimilation I am sure I can fit right in.
Plus all that country girl pussy
>>75701472
The globalist robot jew is taking away all your jobs, white men
What are you going to do about it?
>>75706725
So is he.
Also his wife turned out crazy. Careful of crazy country girls - remember that they have guns there.
>>75706480
Bruh if anybody riffs on Canadians it's just friendly banter. It's completely different with Mexicans though
>>75706923
>implying robotizing all the work is a bad thing
It'll be rough at first and then the useless dead weight will starve to death and the world will be that much closer to utopia.
>>75706938
oh shit, s-story time anon?..
>>75686916
Arizona if you don't mind the heat. Not too many niggers, we have mexicans but they're well behaved.
>>75688630
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>>75706244
Definitely wanted to get cut because the phimosis definitely fucked with me psychologically through high school. Told my family doctor about it and she recommended me to a urologist. Super nice guy who told me that my phimosis wasn't likely to be cured my stretching and cream so he and I agreed that circumcision was the best choice.
I went to the hospital the next week and he cut me while I was under anesthesia. Whole thing took about an hour and I was out of there after two hours.
Healing process was a bitch to start because erections were painful motherfuckers but that stopped hurting after a few days. Had to change bandages and apply some polysporin like 3 times a day for a week and then twice a day for another week. Threads were supposed to come out on their own after 10 or so days but one of them didn't for me so I have a very small permanent pock mark on my dick now which isn't even noticeable.
>>75692716
Why is South Dakota Ethiopian????
>>75707102
Not much to tell. She seemed normal at first, then started having an affair with an alcoholic redneck. At first the kids wanted to stay with her, but then she started hitting on the older one's teenage friends, which creeped all involved right out, so both are with their dad now.
>>75707154
Fuck man, sounds like the whole shindig is going to be hit or miss to me.
I have heard a few stories of botched circumcisions, especially done on older adults so that is one of the main reasons I haven't thought of it.
As well as sensitivity I mean, do you not notice the difference? I happen to be somewhat sexually active so I need to not be so desensitized down there because I have been with a good amount of women.
>>75686916
who will hold up the traditions if not you? they insult you and you shouldnt move, you tell them to move
>>75688738
>>75688007
>tfw in Kingston
>>75707458
Wow that is some straight out of maury shit right there.
I wonder how prominent shit like this happens in the states, I mean obviously it happens everywhere but the states seems to have some of the most degenerate women of the bunch.
>>75686916
This isn't really that bad, anon.
>>75707639
>tfw Peterborough
>>75686916
I can't believe YOU posted this.
Every time I uncheck my moosefucker filter, I see a true Canadian.
Most of the people that live in your country, I'd rather filter. You, anon, are not one.
>obs fake because you crop anything that identifies.
nice job
You are cool, fuck most leaf posters.
>>75707648
This kind of shit pretty much happens anywhere with booze and drugs. Wouldn't be surprised to find out auntie's been doing the hard shit too.
>>75690360
This right here was my last straw, I've been a /pol/ack for 6 years and I've laughed at most things I've seen and discussed but this shit is too far gone from reality
That's fucking it
I'm out, I don't care anymore, this world is beyond repair or salvation, sanity and logic are ancient memes that may or may not have existed at some point in time, who fucking cares though, it's too late and they're never coming back
I'm gonna go blackout on beer and ketamine now
>>75707878
me too man just finished up at trent, its not so bad other than ALL OF THE CRACK HEADS
>>75695694
97, cut
>>75707481
Masturbation feels better for me because I don't need to rely on the foreskin
Sex felt the same other than no phimosis pain so I'm not one you should be asking for the intercourse info.
I'm happy with it but I'm definitely happy that my parents kept me uncut and let me decide what I wanted to do later in life.
>>75706040
>northern ontario
>good at anything ever
Top kekle, qc syrup just cant get stumped
>>75707729
It really is though I mean how would you feel if someone in your government who attempted to change your anthem?
Americans country wide would through a huge fit. This is barely making news in my country at this moment. Hopefully they dont follow through.
>>75708134
Appreciate it ameribro. Had to do with being raised by slavic born parents I think. So many canadians in real life are almost exactly like they are on this site but not everyone. Just a lot.
We are hoping the liberals slip up somewhere big in which people can really see that le weed man is full of shit.
Also if the conservative party could get their act together and rallied up some support (which they will coming later this year) then we will see how things play out.
If not, well Canada will be stuck with Trudeau for what will feel like a longgg ride full of memes and cuckholding
>>75686916
I'm from bumfuck nowhere north Saskatchewan and no shit I saw a raghead walking down the street of my population 500 town. I almost crashed my truck due to my jaw hitting the accelerator.
I'm fed up with how gay this country has gotten but I know it's know use going anywhere else because we ALL are having these problems and we ALL will fight them together in our own lands. There's getting to be a weird scent of backlash in the air. It's comin boys.... shit winds.
If we are going to touch the anthem at all we should just change it to Northwest Passage.
I feel like people could get behind that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI
>>75686916
I'm so fucking comfy as a dual citizen right now.
>>75708214
Yes. To many damn social services in that scummy downtown. Degenerates run amuck. But very nice outside.
Then those downtown shop owners have the nerve to want that casino built down/near there. Many of the people in the city agree the downtown is it's own worst enemy. Well stop with the fucking methadone clinics and maybe others cities will stop sending their scum here
>>75686916
please no. how do i stop this
>>75686916
Wow.
I think the USA removed "under god" from our anthem in our schools.
Any burgers know?
>>75708838
>liberal majority
you don't
>>75702715
oh boy just wait.
>>75708712
"When you keep getting pelted by shit balls, you gotta get a shit bat."
>>75686916
Actually there's alot of trucking jobs in Pennsylvania and Upstate NY. Most areas are pretty based minus the fact that NY has some of the higher property taxes. Also Missouri kind of sucks, but there's a few trucking outfits there that do long hauling.
>>75708554
Northern Ontario is a great place to live: lots of land for living, hunting, fishing, canoeing, hiking, camping etc. and the populations are predominantly white.
You sound like a Toronto fag.
>>75708750
How did you attain it? My buddy has one too because his dad is from there or has a business there.
>>75709139
This family.
North Kawartha, Haliburton Highlands etc.
It is literally come home white land. But meme Toronto keeps pushing that we are all like that. It's like New York saying, ya all americans are freaks like us.
>>75692456
>This. I actually did vote for Trudeau, because I naively thought he would actually DO something to make this country better, in some way. I could overlook some of his SJW bullshit if he actually did anything for Canadians, but all he's done so far is have dinner in some mosques and let in refugees.
I literally voted for my dog last election. I wanted the Conservatives out bad but I could not support the Liberals for many reasons, especially support for Bill C-51 and of course the refugees.
I never thought it would be as bad as it is now.
>>75709057
PLEASE KILL ME I DONT WANT TO LIVE
WHEN WILL THE PAIN STOP
I JUST WANT MY COUNNTRY BACK
>>75687366
Maybe he'd be in better health if he wasn't such a fat fuck.
