Well /pol/?
>>75685706
The enclosure would have been 10 feet higher
problem solved
>>75685706
>implying Donald wouldn't have just put up a proper wall
>journalism
And leave the little gorilla without a father?
That's just contributing to the problem
>>75685706
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Bringing up Trump in a non political topic about a situation that contains questionable moral decission.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
liberal everyone
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
He would have climb into the exhibit himself to wrestle the gorilla to save the child and keep the gorilla alive but defeated
>>75685809
This, or tranquilizer guns. CNN is fucking garbage and I want to see em squerrm at his election
>>75685809
This.
/Thread.
>>75685965
The Emperor majestically beating his chest as the water of the moat trickled down his glorious body
>>75685960
Oh I forget the "To apply to that he's maybe ebil razist"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>75685765
Fpbp
He would've built a wall around the enclosure and would've kept illegal immigrants out of the enclosure.
Clearly illegal immigrants kill the native population.
I just watched what he said about it. He said that the gorilla looked like it was protecting the child, but that all it takes is a second for that to change. He said it's a tough call, but he thinks the zookeeper probably had no choice since it involved a child.
I imagine that is now, "DONALD TRUMP SAID HE'S GLAD THE GORILLA WAS KILLED!"
>>75685765
YES
>>75685706
Jesus Christ, CNN can't go any lower
>>75685706
That gorilla would have been training to wrestle bears as entertainment for the US/Russia peace summit delegation if Trump were president
Instead its wasting away in a zoo attacking children
>>75685706
Yes because he's a man
>>75685765
kek
Canada coming through ftw
>>75685809
kek
Britain coming through ftw
>>75685765
FPBP
>still posting complete meaningless story
Damn u cucks really can't stop watching CNN. Such good goy
And I'm from a parallel universe where this story happened like 5-10 years ago.
No. He would have sent the gorilla back to Africa.
Of course he would have killed the fucking gorilla. No one in their right mind wouldn't. It's literally a human child's life versus an animal, there's no right option but the one that ensures the child's safety.
Although if they missed and shot the kid that would have been funny as hell
>>75687005
why didnt they just shoot the kid out of the gorillas hands??
>>75687109
Green Arrow left the cradle arrow at home that day, sadly
which one?
>>75685706
>Leftist valuing animal life over human
Nothing new to see here
>>75685706
Fuck no. That thing made zero threatening moves to that little piece of shit kid.
>>75686942
kek.
>>75687005
>nigger
>human
That gorilla was the best father that kid could have ever had and they still shot him
>>75687005
WHOA, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR *NOW*?!
THIS GUY IS TOOOOOO EDGY! HE'S GOT TO BE ONE OF US!
>>75685965
He would have made a deal with the gorilla on time and under budget
CYBERVERMIN BTFO D:
>>75685981
Don't think a tranq gun would've worked in this situation. Gorilla had the kid, gorilla looked pissed, and all the zoo visitors were screaming. If they would've shit a dart at the gorilla it would've probably ended up just killing the kid. Darts take at least several minutes to work.
>>75687005
>3,000,000,000 niggers in the world
>1000 of those apes left in the world
it should have been common sense to mercy kill the nigger
>>75688255
tbqh they should have just let the gorilla kill the niglet, but then the zoo would probably be shut down for "wacism".
>>75685706
>this goes on for 10 minutes
So much for "quick response", those dumb assholes just didn't want a lawsuit on their hands.
Also, the niglet didn't look like he was getting fucked up that badly from being dragged around.
>>75685706
Resolving the Gorilla situation, Joan Cornella style:
>Mother drops kid
>Gorilla looking at kid
>Warden shoots kid
>Mother adopting Gorilla
>>75687297
Thing was rag dolling him. You don't think the zoo experts know what they were doing? They know that animal behavior tear than anyone. It was obviously pissed and all the screaming people weren't making the situation better. Njmerous people said that kid wasn't making it out alive unless they shot it.
Also hoe the fuck does a child make it into a gorilla enclosure? Zoo should definitely look into that.
>>75688479
Lost my shit
10/10, whatever country you are
He'd better do that for real
