FRESH OFF THE PRESSES
IT'S LITERALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN GERMANY
>full lockdown
>area closed off, nobody can leave, nobody can come in
>press embargo, nobody allowed to report about what's going on
but seriously, what is it?
>>75678997
What's the article say?
Scanner traffic?
Sources on the ground?
We need intel, Peppermint.
>>75678997
>it's a strange feeling to be in bergede right now
>they even say cats should stay in
>don't know what's up
>my wife can't come in, I can't leave
>>75679083
nothing right now besides this and the facebook post from a local
>>75679397
Smacks of a Quarantine.
We should look up recent reference to bio-terror risks.
>>75679333
someone's getting cucked tonight
Praying for ISIS dirty bomb.
>happenings in a 3rd world country
Why should anyone care??
>>75678997
Rapefugees at it again. Best we can hope for is something in the name of Islam.
Whatever it is, will be blamed to a white man.
>>75678997
Any distant flashes, missing persons, or news reports yet?
Everything I try to dig up on Bergede mentions a town in NE France.
Germans rioting because they didnt get enough muslim and nigger semen
>>75678997
>>75679333
Give me a sitrep, Ausbro. Any Germons in here?
Those trips predict an epic happening.
>>75678997
Here comes the summer wave of cultural enrichment. Let the them burn. They voted for it. Scums.
It's fucking nothing.
>>75680011
Mexico looks too comfy in that photo
It's literally the current year (2016).
Why are those redneck bumfucks from Bergede unable to provide us with more information?
Don't they have internet in their hicktown?
Someone probably made a racist tweet
>>75680126
Tell us about Bergede please.
Demographics and such, I'm finding nothing from here.
>>75680124
Seriously. I would probably rather live in Mexico in that picture.
>>75679683
Oh /pol/
>>75680212
240 people village
Another holocaust denier is taken in for reprogramming
>>75680111
Be prepared to get hanged achmed, maybe those 99 /r9K/ virgins will give you good bjs
>>75680212
90% foreigners live there.
>>75680286
Literally who cares then wtf
>>75680334
its really unusual
>>75680334
literally brest warts
gay desu
>>75678997
K-k-keep me posted , Innsbro !
>>75678997
Definitely a mass grave child sex ring kebab meat effigy of Allah
>>75680286
>>75680318
Sounds small, but a media blackout and involuntary quarantine is concerning.
Can't even find it on Wikipedia.
Refugee center in that area?
>>75679870
By not allowing the Syrian migrants unfettered acces to their daughters wombs, these xenophobic neo-nazis have marginalized and radicalized the young boys by making them feel unaccepted in a strange new land.
or something like that
>>75678997
Is Bergede a big city?
If not, maybe and just maybe if its a small one its probably some black op emergency training or something?
>>75680489
Two refugee centers.
>>75680212
Whatever happens there, it propably won't affect anything. But lets hope its an achmed chimp out
>>75679683
is that the first thing that pops into your head when you read something like this?
>>75678997
PREDICTION:
There found a pedophile ring with bodies of dozens of young kids that have been raped. News shake germany pretty badly. Germans riot and start killing rapefugees. Race war begins.
>>75680586
Coulden't find anything about fugee homes.
archived links please
>captcha:trains
>>75680406
>brest warts
Refugees took advantage of their numbers there and killed off the native inhabitants with machetes.
>>75680586
Yeah, it's probably cholera or some shit like that.
>>75680406
They are nipples, anon
>>75680612
There's literally not better explanation of cucking than that comment. On top of that it's in germany.
The real questioning is, how can that not come into your mind?
>>75680586
are they like rival camps in 80s movies? always pranking each other
>>75680406
Spotted the virgin.
Just a t.v. license raid nothing to see here folks
>>75680586
well, there you have it. assumption or not,
at least it sound like nigger chimpout bullshit.
>>75680406
Fucking virgin.
>>75680821
Yes, one is for Christian refugees and the other is for Muslims. The Muslims have been attacking the Christians numerous times.
>>75679923
underrated
any germ able to get close to the town?
>Höchstwarscheinlich irgeneine Kontaminierung. Leute in weißen Luftdichten Anzügen und Helmen laufen rum... wieso sagt man uns nicht was draußen los ist???
hey /pol/ lets play guess the race of the suspect
>>75681048
Ape
sounds jewish lads
>>75680612
I question it too, sometimes it's funny, mostly it's cringe
In this case it seems immature
>>75680955
Stop talking out your unclean ass and get some links in her Achmed
>>75680612
not really just wanted to see if I can get some yous
>>75680662
Turn off the /pol/ filter
>>75680887
Except the quarantineish measures sound a bit much for a reaction to a simple chimpout
probably some nazi german is going to get vanned because he expressed concerns over the glorious, peaceful and enlightened refugees
>>75681119
hey
try this
>>>/reddit/
>>75678997
wtf op is about 15 km from here and i see it on 4 chan first
>>75680662
its time to take a break from /pol/ anon
wow, this a really small place
no refugee camp down there.
>>75681279
GO GO GO
>>75681279
Can you confirm that there's fugee camps there?
>>75681331
Are you sure? I've read other things ITT, germans claiming there are 2 camps.
ITS HAPPENING
>>75678997
It's Germany in le current year, what the fuck do you think is happening? Probably another mass raping or murder by muslim immigrants.
Let's hope it's a biological bomb or massive radiation.
You're all idiots.
Leave this thread.
Nothing is happening.
/thread
>>75681451
that looks tasty what is it
>>75681373
No there are no fucking refugee camps here.
Stop believing everything that some mouthbreathing moron posts here.
Dan the teen taste tester
I live nearby. What to do?
>>75681231
true I guess
>>75681431
must be small then, googling "bergede flüchtlinge" brings up nothing
>>75681550
Haha retard
NO HAPPENING
I REPEAT
NO HAPPENING FUCK OP
>>75681494
> in a village of 240
Holy fuck Poland..
>>75681373
>>75681431
There is a camp in the adjoining village. But in the comment section of the news article it says that the camp, unlike Bergede, is not under lockdown.
>>75681553
stay safe, anon.
Bergede, part of Soest near Dortmund. Could just be they've finally found the one white drug ring. Inb4 it's a weed plantation or some other stupid thing.
>>75681553
Go in and take pictures, post them here. Please
>>75681535
a hoofless horse foot.
>>75681451
pls stop posting dumb shock images
>>75680612
It's always a fucking cuckleaf...
>>75681451
>>75681535
Is that a horse's leg with the hoof taken off?
Notice that the news is from 20:58 and got updated 22:20 and there is still no further information
http://www.soester-anzeiger.de/lokales/soest/grosseinsatz-polizei-soest-bergede-abgeriegeltnachrichtensperre-6449830.html
>>75681546
>Stop believing everything that some mouthbreathing moron posts here.
Why do you think I'm asking for confirmation you stupid Kraut.
>>75681451
It's that fucking horse pic from yesterday.
>>75681629
What would require quarantine in Germany?
Probably nothing too spooky or no one would hear of it...
>>75681682
no it's a rare kind of mushroom.
(yes, it's exactly a hoofless foot of a horse)
>Grosseinsatz
>"Grosseinsatz"
>Nothing is happening guys delete this thread now
Do we have paid Merkel shills ITT?
>>75681791
It looks like a farming area, so maybe a communicable disease discovered in livestock in the area?
>>75681705
>> and there is still no further information
Maybe because there's a media blackout, the city is on lockdown and there are only a possible 240 people in the city that COULD report shit.. Or it could be a conspiracy.
>>75681715
> stupid Kraut
Tone it down a little please.
>>75681250
>linking leddit
lel cuck xD
>>75681373
nope but a disposal site... its a real small thing
This is the village:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b83kLKzyqw&ab_channel=kirei1979
Literally bumfuck nowhere.
>>75681535
Hoof without the bone around it, I guess from a horse.
>>75681624
Let's hope it's zombies then.
>>75681553
you have to go and check it out for us anon
>>75681715
>diet kek
>>75681903
>Tone it down a little please.
How incredibly British of you
>>75681889
That wouldn't necessitate people being locked down.
WHAT IS BERGEDE? A NEIGHBORHOOD? TOWN? CITY? VILLAGE? APARTMENT COMPLEX? IM TRYINNG TO FIGURE OUT WHAT SCALE WERE TALKING ABOUT
>>75682014
Get the fuck out of the EU please.
(and thanks)
>>75681679
shut up you retarded burger
>>75681546
Jewish Achmed Detected
>Bergedorf
>7 Fugee home
http://archive.is/nF6RU
>>75681947
>Literally bumfuck nowhere.
that's the best kind of nowhere.
far away from nigger cunts, feminists pieces of shit, atheist swines, city cunts and other materialist whorebags.
How bad would it need to be to flip the narrative?
>>75682049
Yeah you're definitely right about that. I was reaching/spitballing.
Maybe a fugitive hunt?
>>75682055
Google Map
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Bergede,+Germany/@51.528767,8.1597488,1195m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x47bbd8506629fd8f:0xb83356871d4897f1!8m2!3d51.5288836!4d8.1665266
>>75681791
they found a underground cloning facility full of super hitlers
>>75682055
One of the biggest cities in NRW.
>>75681592
>er vertraut Jewgle bezüglich Migranten
shit nigger what are you doing
Guys it is a hostage situation:
A guy who know a fireman with access to the radio in the area says it is a hostage situation.
>>75682055
thread already said it:
>village
>240 people
>>75682142
Bio terror or a discovered dirty bomb plot.
Probably not though.
>>75681903
>Calls people mouthbreathing morons
>Tells me to tone it down
>>75682055
It's part of the Soest Area (which is sorta organized as a city even though it is more like a collection of villages).
Bergede is roughly 240 people according to wikipedia.
>>75678997
>Press blackout
This is just a normal, accepted thing?
>>75681889
there is a disposal site so there could be some dark channel or some drug dealer/mass CP lover who dismember a bodys
>>75682083
Maplenegro
>>75681592
Media blackout
>>75682169
Possible.
Germanbros, any recent escapees, terrorist threats of a particular nature, or related criminal activity in that area?
>>75681535
The inside of a horse's hoof.
>>75678997
pfft
It's two local girls fighting over a Refugee boyfriend.
One girl pulled a knife and the hamlet is on lockdown.
>>75682246
I would get quarantine but what about the same?
Is it just news not giving a shit about a bumfuck town?
>>75681889
maybe it relates to that fucking new Superbug virus where no anti-biotic is helping?
maybe that shitty thing reached europe.
>>75681678
>>75681682
>>75681956
>>75682307
extra tasty
>>75682239
yeah... its pretty much tradition since the 60s
>>75682084
> Jewish
> Achmed
>>75682208
I work in journalism and it is highly unlikely for them to trigger these emergency responses (locking down the entire city) because of a minor hostage situation (one guy with a gun).
Wtf is going on?
Outbreak? Chimpout? What?
>>75682208
Right wing false flag, calling it now
>>75678997
>>press embargo, nobody allowed to report about what's going on
Not bad, Cuckany, not bad
>>75682408
>Calling goat rapers jews
Works everytime ;^)
nope, all pretty quiet
>>75682300
None that I would have heard of. Could be something drug-related though.
>>75682208
could be it
>>75682239
It doesn't mean that the media is not allowed to report on it.
It means that the media won't receive updates from the official sites (police, firefighters etc.) until there is a proper press conference.
Its used to prevent the media blowing up the phonelines to the police and getting in the way of things.
>>75682379
That's kind of what I was thinking when I mentioned livestock because that superbug was found in pigs. But I think the only way to spread it from pigs to people was consumption, correct? Full blown quarantine usually is pretty rare, correct?
Maybe they are quarantined and being forced to complete all the fucking storefront captchas so it can finally be ended?
>>75682414
What'cha doing there father John Smith?
>>75682443
Given the state of our """free""" press, no information is more accurate than whatever kind of misinformation they'd put out.
Inb4
>Chem attack
>dirty bomb
>pandemic
>chimpout
>riot
>>75680406
Virgin detected
>>75682515
would be great if it would be the RAF guys.
Update from the comment-section
>The Police only pointed me to the house. My Wife on the contrary noted in the checkpoint of the police, them talking about: "still nothing happened, but I hope we can stop it..."
>pic related
>[Update - 23 Uhr] Soest - Ein Straftäter hat sich nach ersten Angaben der Polizei in einem Haus in Soest-Bergede verschanzt, um sich seiner Festnahme zu entziehen. Das sagte Polizeisprecher Frank Meiske unserer Redaktion auf Anfrage. Aktuell versuche das SEK, ihn zur Aufgabe zu bewegen. Erst um kurz vor 23 Uhr hat die Polizei erste Informationen rausgegeben, von Beginn des Einsatzes an galt eine Nachrichtensperre.
Its fucking nothing.
>>75682208
>somebody hides with a gun and probably holds someone hostage
absolutely HAPPENING
might either be a deranged /r9k/ fag who hates normies or a refugee cunt
>>75682208
pls let it be the muslims
>"Ein Straftäter hat sich nach ersten Angaben der Polizei in einem Haus in Soest-Bergede verschanzt, um sich seiner Festnahme zu entziehen. Das sagte Polizeisprecher Frank Meiske unserer Redaktion auf Anfrage. Aktuell versuche das SEK, ihn zur Aufgabe zu bewegen."
That's like a normal day in burgerland
HA HA, TIME FOR RAMADAN
It's zombies, guys.
Muslim zombies
>>75682690
Translate
>>75682582
see
>>75682208
apparently it's not the superbug thing anyway.
>>75682818
Translation: its fucking nothing.
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
Probably just a mentally ill guy with a gun holding someone hostage. That's rare, but no happening. A normal day in America.
>>75682818
>It's fucking nothing
>>75682690
>>75682767
If this turns out un-bloody somebody is going to lose his head for triggering all of this bullshit because of this lmao
>>75682712
Rolllling for rapefugee
>>75682767
>not shooting the criminal
>a normal day in burgerland
>>75682818
Someone has a weapon
>>75680725
This now they have the media blackout so they can split up the refugees and hide them among the other centers.
>>75682690
Nachrichtensperre für sowas? Warum?
Weil die Verhaftung nicht gerechtfertigt werden kann?
It's a refugee who couldn't take the shitty WiFi at the refugee shelter anymore.
>>75682654
oh shit man, did you already book your flight ticket to greenland?
>>75682690
Why would you need to quarantine an entire village for that?
>>75682818
A guy was supposed to get arrested today.
Resisted
Now has locked himself up with a gun (possible taking a hostage)
>>75682818
they found a cache of white wimminz who have not yet been enriched by the big brown cock
>>75682365
well the same they close all ways is standard for ongoing operations ... we will know next morning what was on but i suppose is some kind of razzia and the emergancy and "withe" people are for the secure of proofs who knows what they find but i think some kind of drug labor or crreepy murder case
Google translate:
offenders holed up after the first to the police in a house in Soest - Bergede to evade his arrest . The police spokesman Frank Meiske our editors on request . Currently trying the SEC , to persuade him to give up . "
Are they trying to give him money to turn himself in
>>75682962
That's what I was saying earlier.
This reaction is not suitable for a regular hostage situation of that scale.
>>75680334
who is this semen demon and how can i whitewash her genepool
>>75679838
Your thinking of Australia, this is Austria we are talking about.
>>75682986
They have internet in the Czech Republic?
EU worked out great for you guys!
>>75682818
"A criminal has fortified himself inside a Soerst-Bergede area house to resist his arrest. So far the official police statement."
literally nothing here.
>>75683067
yes thanks for all the euro hans i really enjoy it
HOLY FUCK IT'S GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW
TURN ON ARDZDFWDR!!!
>>75683049
Muslim lovers it's a 3rd world
from twitter
>Ein Straftäter hat sich nach ersten Angaben der Polizei in einem Haus in #Bergede verschanzt.
???
>>75681042
If that's real, it sounds like the Crazies tier movie shit.
So nothing is happening.
>>75682537
Oh okay. Sounded like a "there will be consequences if you report on this" kind of thing. Then again, the most insidious of policies often have perfectly reasonable explanations.
>>75683141
>TURN ON ARDZDFWDR!!!
>still owning a TV in 2016
>>75679838
>thinking USA isn't 3rd world tier
oh gods, two guys from this village beat up some moroccans who hook on their girls and muslims from refugee center take machete, knifes etc and slay whole village
whole village culturally enrichtment xD
>>75683049
This is what they voted for
>>75683269
http://mediathek.daserste.de/live
>>75679683
Hahaha
>>75683141
>ARDZDFWDR
Is this a joke? Is this the real name of a channel? Even your acronyms are ridiculously long.
>>75681553
Investigate, record everything.
>>75680981
>>75683274
Oh plz Achmed, Germany has become shit tier because of you and your retarded people
>>75683269
>tfw you still have to pay
>>75682307
Of course you'd know
>>75683274
That person looks white to me.
>>75683093
There are 7 refugee complexes in that town, so either that picture is old or they are right outside of the scope of that picture.
>>75683141
I don't watch the flimmering television screen jew.
what is going on?
>>75683067
And with faster connection than you, Ahmed ;-)
>>75678997
What else do you expect from the European kebab Union?
>>75683106
No problem my man, maybe one day youll be a first world country.
Hey Krauts, this is an AMERICAN board. We speak AMERICAN here.
>>75683349
ARD is one channel
ZDF is one channel and WDR is yet another channel.
>>75683230
It's one of the things that sounds really harsh.
In reality you will often have people working for the police leaking stuff to the press before the press conference anyways.
also the Media Blackout is declared publicly. So if you wanted to cover something up that would backfire harshly.
When the cologne rapes happened for example they didn't declare a "proper" Media blackout but instead they made sure the police would keep quite about it.
When a media blackout is declared that means that the situation will be acknowledged by the public.
So what the fuck is actually happening?
>>75683349
these are three different channels
>ARD
>ZDF
>WDR
>>75683349
No, it is ard, zdf,wdr
>>75683470
as long as you keep on working anything is possible
K... I'm posted...
Euro 2016 will be fucking interesting ... chimpout, maybe terror attack ... can't wait
ITT :
>No happening
>>75683298
Austrians voted for some village in Germany to be quarantined under suspicious circumstances?
>>75683349
ard, zdf, wdr
translated: first german tv channel, second german tv channel and western german tv channel
all merkel channels
>>75683485
>speak american
so any clue on what's actually happening over there or is it just a classical /pol/ thread?
>>75683414
Google knows nothing.
>>75683485
Fick dich und deine Mutter du Hurensohn, ich brech dir die Beine
>>75683543
Most likely some sort of hostage situation per that firefighter's leak.
The fact that they would black it out makes me think either muslim taking muslims/whites hostage or muslims killing white hostages.
>>75683543
Its 1 guy its literally nothing
>>75678997
Let the streets run red with the blood of liberals
>>75683583
There's an official media blackout, so something is definitely happening, we're just not exactly sure what.
Surprise me with something good, Germany!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jNKfFdItyo
>>75683646
no happening
police just attention whoring a flase flag to shift focus from the rapefugees
>>75683616
Americaun ius a differeunt languuage thaun engliush pip pip.
>>75683485
>Speak AMERICAN
>>75683674
> tfw you know exactly where this quote is coming from
>>75683745
fuck off sweeden
>>75680662
I share your enthusiasm Broland but I think we're little ways off here
Its nothing, acording to the police a criminal is hiding in a house and currently the SEK (which is our SWAT i guess) is trying to get him out.
>>75683688
Answer >>75682962
>>75680543
>dat filename
>hostage situation
>1 guy
>media blackout
fuckin nah mate
hostage situations are wankmags to media
>>75682690
translate please hanz
>>75683674
>roaching under the german flag
>>75683485
SPEAK AMERICAN OR DIE SPOOKS
>>75682962
maybe if the guy hiding claimed that he placed bombs or something
>>75679870
It always is...
>>75683829
It is probably one officer in charge that is overreacting.
I mean imagine being the officer in charge of some small German village and out of nowhere you have a hostage situation.
>>75680662
>They would let the press report on the cultural enrichment of German children.
>>75680612
Yes.
>>75683866
>not appreciating german art
>>75683909
>It always is...
we should just own it and kill everybody else...would be easier
>>75683843
>German press
>reporting rapefugees
Come on nigger.
>>75683616
>current year
>not realizing the usage of "AMERICAN" is sarcasm
idk which is worse. my money is on you.
>>75678997
A muslim going full zombie.
>>75682935
We can only hope.
>>75684203
COVERUP
O
V
E
R
U
P
>>75684052
The European race war will be glorious
Hopefully my country will be inspired and start its own!
>>75680011
I can't really tell whether this is pro or anti trump cuz mexico there looks like a paradise
>>75680124
>>75680252
>raw sewage pouring into your yard
>comfy
>>75678997
Ein hund in der nachbarschaft bellt schon seit ca 2 stunden nonstop , etwas großartiges ist happening kameraden.
dies ist only the beginning.
bracing for maximum happening.
ps: ich live in berlin.
>>75684039
ah its from lord of the weed, sorry for being a moron. weed is degenerate tho, dont smoke it mkay?
