Russian government issued new brilliant memes. They call it "strange balls". Will post some, because i know you guys adore political funnies
so much.
>>75656573
Tough day on the Internet front line?
So basically Russia is using taxpayer money to shitpost on the internet, but started running out of ideas and started using teh may-mays to seem hip cool and fresh?
Also can you translate any of them?
>>75656573
Not too bad, I can't read cryllic but they seem of high quality.
This is gayer than the polandballs with noses and legs
I think its homosexual propaganda
>>75657183
>russia lost the cold war
>>75656927
I can, for example >>75656608
>- You're a very good singer. We really enjoyed!!!
> - Hey, actually Ukraine has the first place, and not the cheapest!
>>75656573
are you going to translate those moonrunes?
>>75656573
>Communism
>Mechanization
>Atomic Bomb
>Polandball
Russians couldn't invent something original if it meant life or death. A country of freezing, starving, ushanka-wearing, irradiated cucks.
Russia! O' Russia!
Where the women look like men!
Russia! O' Russia!
Soul crushing and cold!
Russia! O' Russia!
Russia!
>>75657392
i hope so :)
>>75656573
Its Country Balls you hohol learn some russki
>>75656899
Russia stop using your alternative flag.
Also:
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>>75657437
where is good resource for learn russian?
This is the most explicit ripoff of polandball I've ever seen.
>>75657308
They did lose
The ussr imploded
Based USA
This is pretty good, though there is a hint of propaganda, but generally this is pretty hilarious.
>>75657308
They lost it economically, but won propaganda-wise
>>75657387
Something something migrant crisis and niggers in my house?
>- Hi USA, I have built a factory that runs on your sanctions.
> - Urgent, remove all the sanctions on Russia!
> - Damn, will have to close the factory.
> - Haha, that's the way I am crafty!
Do not ask me what that means.
>>75656573
Can we get an Ivan to translate for us?
>>75657661
They managed to subvert your country to cultural marxism, they won the cold war inside your country.
>>75656573
I'm guessing that in this comic the USA ball is astonished that Russia expects it's armada of tanks to be effective against aircraft.
>>75657665
It's amazin how you think that your westerns don't spread propaganda
All your news and media spread propaganda, diversity, gays, degeneracy, blacks and other brainwashing things
>>75656573
MEME
WARFARE
>>75657844
Russia is so smart they can trick dumb Americans into dropping sanctions. Too bad for Russia that's just a power fantasy.
This is cringe than that time Ben Garrison wrote that book about how he and his wife decided to infiltrate 4chan.
Translation needed
>>75656927
>tfw shitpost on the internet for free
>>75658000
We should drop our sanctions though I want Russian guns.
>>75657844
>me smart, you dumb
The entire """"""""""joke"""""""""".
>>75657661
>Russia did lose
>EU ban freedom of speech and going to become USSR
Man these are really sad. Russia as a country is going downhill quickly and they are making shitposting comics on the internet.
>>75657060
At least Cancer Balls are not government propaganda.
>>75657515
The very same internet you're currently acting like a stupid nigger on.
I will dump first and translate after. I'm not so good in languages. Maybe someone will help with it.
>>75658144
I thought you are against international trade?
>tfw you're going to trademark the next meme you create so that you can file suit when some kgb agent tries to use it as propaganda
150 billion Rubles, here I come!
>>75658229
This has been going on.
If i recall correctly even khrushchev made remarks on the west trying to recreate the USSR in the west.
21st century memetic warfare? Translations please?
>>75657718
How would they lose propaganda wise? Russia is one of the most racist and homophobic places in the world. If they had won, Western society would be uncucked
>>75657933
they don't only spread degeneracy, they also always set a negative tone about opposing forces
that doesn't change the polandballs being blatant propaganda, though
>>75658264
perfect thanks!
>>75656899
Translations would be good. Otherwise I just have to assume it's second rate Russian propaganda.
>>75658524
I wonder whether Brussels will send tanks to the streets of London to keep UK in the EU.
Russkies did it twice to keep Eastern Bloc intact.
Oh my god guys look at this other new mииm. It very of funny too
>>75658548
>>75658425
>>75658361
>>75658290
>>75657844
>>75657003
They can't even do it right. Where is 'Murica's sunglasses?
where is the proofs that these are from rossiya government?
>>75658018
America Ball: Why have you surrounded me with your weapons?
Russia: We're not against you.
America: How is it not against me? They're all around me!
Russia: Yes, but they did not threaten you.
Can't wait for Trump to end this pointless Cold War 2.0
>>75658658
>be Rushitia
>help Jews and Americans in WW2
>now they sanction you and make you poor as shit
Serves them right. They can all fucking die
>>75658676
Sargon did a video last night about this exact topic.
The EU apparently wants to have an EU Army and only the EU, not the member states. They're trying to keep it hidden from the Brits until after the referendum. If they make it happen I wouldn't be surprised if the EU went full Soviet on the member states stepping out of line.
>>75658847
to be fair, Germany didn't really give Russia many options for what side of the war they would be on.
>>75658847
fuck off gypsy, you and your kind are really the scum of the earth
>>75658809
>Russian tanks are very scary
>>75658781
sry forgot image
>>75656573
Putin is a cock-gargling faggot.
Put that in your gay little comics.
>>75658828
>Cold War 2.0
>implying it's not an Advanced Memetic Warfare
I don't speak breadlinese, can someone translate these runes into free speech?
>>75656573
>"strange balls"
incorrect
>>75657849
First pic says
>Hey Russia! Why are you pointing your weapons at me?
>Iam not aiming at you.
>What do you mean by not at me? they are literally around me!
>Yes but you didn't threaten me.
Could be wrong my Russian is rusty.
>>75658322
russians are so poor, the 35% tariff is no problem for those who want something special
It's as though I'm looking at those country ball parodies.
>>75658658
Says "Professional Trash Removers"
>>75658676
How does it feel to move from one Soviet Union to another?
>>75658991
Russia v NATO meme warfare is just a proxy war on the internet.
As I said, Cold War 2.0
>>75658631
If some russian can translate it will be good. On that one, where is nothing specific, just tribute to russian "immortal regiment" march.
>>75658557
USSR = Jews
Russian Federation = Whites
>>75659011
тeбe yгpoжaют = Threaten you, not threaten me.
>>75657947
>>75656776
This artstyle I can get behind, because is similar to polandballs.
>>75659183
Ponyatna, Haven't used my Russian for probably a good 10 years, thanks for correcting me anon.
> 2016
> countryballs
That is fresh as Lenin's balls
>>75659082
Well, at least they pay a decent wage.
You can live better cleaning toilets in London than being a factory manager in Soviet factory.
Translations when?
>>75658658
but how does russia want to defeat ISIS if there is no -40°C winter in syria?
>>75656573
My only real problem with this is that it is in Russian so I can't understand what is going on. Why can't Russians just speak American like everybody else?
>>75659284
ON!
>>75656908
LOL BLYAT
>>75659136
This one is a bit harder. In the first pane, he says "What the..?" and in the second he says "The kid took Texas?" I feel like I'm missing some context with regard to "the kid."
>>75658091
I feel like this is why it's a good idea for Trump and Putin to be friends. Trump can teach him to solve problems with little to no money
>>75659167
Russia is USSR 2.0 but will less occupied territories.
They still hold that "Bread&Circus" parade in May 9t.
>>75656908
>Tough day on the Internet front line?
We have our own Internet Defense Force as well - how is it exactly bad to engage in shitposting marathons in the name of ones homeland?
Russia is so pathetic. Their economy is in shambles and they have very few allies. And the allies they have are irrelevant 3rd world nations like fucking Belarus or something equivalent.
>>75659376
I see Russia is still assblasted about losing to Japan.
Where are these posted?
>>75659281
No problem, your tax dollars at work via the Navy's linguistics program ;)
>>75658144
This.
>tfw no SVD
>tfw no AS VAL
>>75658926
The idea of the EU using military against any of its members is a joke. It has however made direct threats of economic attacks on anyone who leaves. For example the EU would build it's own financial capital city to undercut London to directly compete with the British economy.
If a country leaves the plan is to make them pay the cost of EU membership to access the market but lock them out from the benefits. What benefits? Well that is for a country to decide upon.
>>75657844
What's that implying? That Russia baited America into slapping the sanctions on in the first place?
It would have to, because the sanctions are still on, and therefore Russia isn't smart or clever enough to get them off.
Russians are fucking retarded.
Also, I can't stand how fucking smug every one of those comics is just based on the facial expressions alone. It's like they contracted Dreamworks to shitpost.
>>75656573
>using the shift tool
Fucking normie goddamned cancer shitting up everything.
>>75659363
Here bro:
>>75658809
>>75658425
russia has -4.8% gdp growth this year.
>>75659470
In vk.com groups, russian facebook alternative.
>>75657661
The USA imploded too.
>>75659427
I wonder how America will keep relevant again when they pack up their military from around the world.
Exact same thing happened right before Korean war.
>>75657718
>m-muh ussr is the source of all degeneracy
>we wuz good christians n shiet
>capitalism dindu nuffin
>>75659528
Translate pls.
>>75659310
>being a factory manager in Soviet factory
You could literally be a bourjois tier capitalist, my granpa owned two flats, two town houses and some garages and he was "factory manager"
>>75659445
Don't you be trash talking Uzbekistan nigger. Uzbekistan Stronkest ally.
>Trump retweeting pepe
>Russian government making polandball comics
>Major news organizations reporting on 4chinz
2016
0
1
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>>75657308
>Lost gigantic land masses
>Their system collapsed like a fat russian man collapses because he is too drunk
>Cant even compete in anything with the US anymore
>>75659663
is vk as cancer as facebook is?
>>75657844
>a factory that runs on your sanctions.
Unless this is just a nonsense for the sake of joke, does the common vatnik really believe that Putin's idea of having Russians themselves produce sanctioned goods is feasible?
>>75659311
First pane:
1: You are Slovenia!
2: Actually, I'm Slovakia!
Second Pane:
Now just don't confuse them!
>>75659663
It always fascinates me how the memosphere is divided like this, different meme-communities for each "side".
>>75659310
This is until they send you to Iceland because of wrong words.
>>75659284
What the fuck is this shit
>>75659136
>What the...?
>Where did Texas go?
>>75659311
>Slovenia, this one's for you.
>Actually, I'm Slovakia
>Now I won't mix it up!
>>75659528
>New tatoo?
>No
>Birthmark?
>No
>Did you adopt islam?
>Not entirely
>You've been branded(?)
>Uhuh
Here's some randomly picked ones. My Russian's rusty as fuck, but even without knowing cykaspeak you can tell they're this bad.
>>75659004
country balls :)
>>75659780
That one looks like it's funny.
>>75659663
Says "Just try it!"
can not into readings this comrade!
>>75659768
-You've got new tats?
-Nope
-Birthmark?
-No
-You converted into Islam?
-Not excatly
-Livestock branding?
-Yep
![zSECp[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/UygllZ5.gif "zSECp[1].gif")
>all these comics
>>75659776
BS.
My grampa was electronics repair factory manager and he got a measly government provided 3-room flat but had an access to "ComParty blat" shop (where you can buy meat that's actually not a sub-product).
>>75657844
So cringy
>>75659939
No! Fucking Arms! Why are they drawing them with Arms! Russians ruin everything! fucking putinbots! GTFO!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75657308
Look at the current state of the US. Russia won.
>>75659818
It is mainstream website for normies, exact copy of facebook actually.
>>75660135
these are the best
post more
>>75659437
sounds like a dream job tbqh.
>>75660076
DEUTSCHLAND BTFO
>>75660076
Wow apparently Russians suck at banter.
>>75660111
>a measly government provided 3-room flat
Yeah "measly"
>>75656573
Translation FFS.
>>75660111
learn how to become a jew senpai
Who the fuck still stay clean in a communist state
Translate these retard
>>75656573
>>75656608
>>75656657
>>75656701
>>75656776
>>75656803
>>75656859
>>75656899
>>75656949
>>75657003
These are some cacersphere tier comics
>>75659362
Nuclear winter.
But don't tell anyone
>>75656573
this basically confirms everything people said about 4 chan being a psi op
>>75660167
k thanks
>>75656573
>Putin weaponizes country balls
Its too bad I don't read cheeky breeki.
>>75660076
Forgot to mention:
Russia has an entire republic that's Muslim, so this is kind of hypocritical.
>>75660319
topkek
>>75659410
>American tries geography.
Most of Texas was originally Mexico you fucking retard.
>>75656573
these comics are to humour what RT is to journalism. keep it up OP, these are awful
>>75660284
America...with...a monocle.
>>75660467
If you weren't drunk maybe you could tell he was saying the wording was off, not disputing Texas was part of Mexico before it broke away and asked to be annexed by us.
>>75658933
Why are you defending rushita ahmed
>>75660450
>Russia has an entire republic that's Muslim
Low quality bantz.
Sigh why there is no aussies around?
>>75660532
>dem titties
RT isn't that bad though, mostly because they seem to be everywhere.
Hmm these look sorta familiar. But I can't quite put my finger on it...
>>75659918
looks like baked beans, topped with onions.
>>75656573
Can't wait for the russi normies and political officers butthurt comments how the "ebil west" stolen their idea and renamed to polandball.
>>75660284
Do you have the one with Russiaball calling out for Alaska to return after having done the same with Crimea?
>>75660158
>the jews won
>>75660609
It's true though. Fuck there's 16-20 million ethnic Muslims in Russia.
>>75660158
This Russia was playing the long con, they planted seeds of degeneracy into the west, Russia will stay anti degenerate while the west grows softer they did win.
>>75660284
What's going on here? Who beat us up? Was it the Walloons?
>>75659167
> USSR = Jews
> Russian Federation = Whites
Incorrect. In USSR jews were ruling this country for a time being before Tzar Joseph came to the throne. He actually outlawed Habad jewish sect. From this point in history of USSR jews hated USSR (they prayed it like it is their "promised land" before). Before that incident everything went so smooth, cause you know, jews supporting jews. F.e.: US, UK sent their engineers to build factories. After "incident" we only had trade and educational relationship with Germany until the very june of 1941.
Now back to Russian Federation. Habad-Lyubavichi was reestablished somewhere during reign of "Gorby". This is the point of no return. We even have a joke about that: " we were poor, but then they have robbed us"
>>75660723
cykas are learning
Also I wish I had any fucking clue how to read Russian
>mfw when all I can read is cheeki breeki
>>75660816
It was probably done after Muslims bombed Brussels.
>2016
The year meme magic becomes real.
>>75660746
>ethnic Muslims
Yep, but there is huge difference in them and rapefugees and even threreis different etnic muslims in Russia, but it's not worh to argue abot it.
>>75660662
"Look! Over there!"
"No, last time I turned my back you stole Texas."
These guys are some stupid niggers.
>>75660656
It'll probably stay in the ru-net, since those are clearly aimed at "strong, patriotic citizens who need no english"
>>75660669
that one?
>>75658557
That's the point, they wanted us to be cucked.
>>75656573
>not posting the best Russian ripoff cartoon
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_dhUv_CrI
>>75660937
Yep, thanks! :-{D
>>75656859
Hshah true learn arabic if you want to go in germanistan you will need it
TRANSLATE THEM YOU WHITE NIGGERS - damn you are so stupid it's annoying.
>>75659528
Hehe...
"A new tattoo?"
"no"
"a birth mark?"
"no"
"You converted to Islam?"
"not quite"
"is it a brand?" (in the sense of you put on cattle to prove ownership)
"uhu..."
>>75660819
please explain more
>>75656573
> commercializing memes
Has capitalism come full circle
>>75660937
Russia treated Alaska the way it treats its women. Pimped it out to a rich American while it was still young.
GOD DAMN I HATE RUSSKIES SO FCKING MUCH
>>75660613
RT is hit and miss for me. i'll admit there are times where it can provide an objective, alternative POV that western mainstream media doesn't but it also does the cross the line to fulfill its primary mandate as a slanted mouthpiece of the state. being everywhere is a nice aspect of it though, i agree.
>>75660764
>while the west grows softer
s-shutup, diversity is our strength.
>>75661017
>S in cyrillics
Fucking dropped.
>>75659780
Hey, how come you've had so many victories lately?
I just had luck on my side.
I don't believe it.
"Kuriles"
There, you see? I won again.
>>75656573
Care to translate? I speak talk CS:GO
>>75660281
My grampa literally got a position solely because he worked along the Jews (who else could have repaired foreign electronic watches for the members of Central Comitee).
My dad could have travelled to Poland and Hungary easier to attain dollar currency right before collapse of USSR, while grampa kept hope and kept useless obligation papers (pic related).
That's why my dad owns that factory, we have 6-room 170m2 flat, a summer-house in resort town and tons of land and other real estate property.
>>75661206
Just to save it from creepy old man England
>>75658847
The Nazis invaded first stupid gypsy
>>75661442
Can you post translations along with the pics in one post
It's even better when you can read Russian :^)
Austria
>We demand from Russia 4 billion dollars for humiliation!
Russia
>for what humiliation?
Austria
>Public humiliation!
>>75660764
>>75660158
>>75661268
>>75657860
>We are all alive to see government backed shitposting
OUR TIME IS NOW BROTHERS
>>75661409
>Just to save it from creepy old man England
We wanted to give Canada a whore, what man wouldn't do that for his son?
>>75661547
Post them in one post retards
Why are slavs so fucking slow
>>75661503
I'm not so good on languages, maybe some russian can help to translate, would be nice.
>>75661662
what, but I just got here. Still catching up with the thread.
You're free to use google translate :^)
>>75661649
I guess Canada was an autistic permavirgin even in the 19th century
>>75661100
I don't get this one:
Pane 1: What are you building?
An extension to "Baden-Baden", as the refugees have nowhere to live.
Pane 2: Baden-Baden-Baden?
>>75661794
>Circle tool.
Why.
>>75661008
God man, these are just cringey, especially the one about the USA taking a bite out of Mexico and gaining Texas. The cognitive dissonance man, it's literally a copy paste pf what happened to crimea.
>>75661179
Dig in into communist party and their connections to jewish "elites". After that think for yourself why would jews, oy vey, i mean communists turn their asses off their beloved "promised land".
Yeah, almost forgot to mention that Stalin even created a whole autonomous juden state (just like Hitler's idea of Madagaskar) inside our country (yet there are little to no jews).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yevreyskaya_avtonomnaya_oblast%27
>>75660354
>Hey! (calling attention) America! On your side!
>It's just a birthmark!
I like that.
>>75660925
Da comrade. Why you need of using language of evil imperialist cykas. You are of a spy? You are of not beliving The soviet u---umm--Russia don't have the graetest culture ,industry ,agriculture and shockol radio and rocket watch????
>>75660596
>tfw actually quite drunk
sry pls no bully...
>>75656573
Wow
They managed to make something even worse than Yoba.
Good job russia
>>75661877
It is wordplay joke. Like "New-New-York", or something.
Someone tell the Russian Minister of Cartoons to stop putting mouths and irises on the fucking balls, please.
cпacибo
>>75657933
Are you new? A good chunk of /pol/ bitches about Jewish media subversion in the West. Why are Dominicans so fucking retarded?
Not even cancerballs are this bad. I feel like I need to wash my eyes out with bleach.
>>75658991
>advanced
They better hire some of us autists if the want advanced. These are shit.
I can't fucking understand any of these!
>>75661964
my mistake: Stalin did not created it, he forcibly-voluntarily relocated untrustworthy elements to this region.
>>75656908
>Ukraine Internet Defense Force
I've seen it all now.
>>75660723
First pane: "The CIA is in every corner of the world!"
And not 100% sure on this translation:
Second pane: "Maybe it should be at home instead!"
>>75662196
>Eto chujnia, a nie konkurs
Kekkerino.
