>Be me
>Hate the US
>Not "death to America" kind of hate, just like how everyone hates Kanye hate.
>Fall in love with civilisation V
>Play civ 5 all day
>Civ 5 is now my life
>Anon get out of your room
>No, have to conquer America
>Anon please
>No, have to nuke America
>600 hrs of playtime later
>Decide to play as America
>Realise it's literally the best civ out there
>Realise America is good late game
>Realise America is good mid game
>Realise America is good end game
>Realise America is good
>Pretty soon I'm buying eagle hats
>Eating McDonalds
>Bought a gun
>I love this gun
>This gun is my life
>Paint it red and blue
>Become besties with American neighbour
What have I become
>>75645819
kikeolded
>>75645819
Try Alpha Centauri
>>75645819
i heart you too, algeria? pakistan? i dunno what you are
>>75645819
freedom is addictive, isnt it
>>75646065
That's Green Turkey
They make hats for the Taliban
>>75645819
Also what kind of gat did you purchase?
>>75646137
freedom to be cuck
>>75645819
>>75646146
kek
>>75645819
America is a shit tier civ with a shit UA, a shit late game UU, and an okay mid game UU as long as you have BNW. The Shoshone are a better America in every single way. Your story is bullshit and fuck you.
>>75645819
Looks like Washington has won a cultural victory.
>>75646304
post hours played
>>75646137
As an American poster, I approve your picture f@m!
>>75646317
Kek
>>75646317
top kek
>>75646065
lol burgers are so not used to being complimented.
Want some cuddles fatty?
>>75646317
Kek.
>tfw my gf is paki
B L E A C H E D
604 huh?>>75646612
>>75646859
Then don˙t cry when your women fuck niggers you retard.
>>75645819
America is middle of the road.
best civs to play:
Poland
Maya
Arabia
Korea
China
England
Zulu
and for the playstyle russia and shoshone are better
fucking pleb
>>75645819
Use that gun to blow your brains out sandnigger.
>>75646984
>implying that I care about white trash
>>75646974
It's too bad you didn't have 15 more hours played for the thread.
>>75647241
I know. My goal is to hit 1776 and then retire, and wait for CIV 6.
>>75645819
hey paki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8
>>75647364
Very patriotic. I really hope 6 isn't shit.
>hating kanye
One of the most bluepilled things you can do
