https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
>>75644626
lol telling people to suicide. did /b/ find a time machine?
>>75644829
But what enemy could overpower the United States of America to the point of telling all armed citizens to commit suicide than fight?
What insurmountable horror has won?
>>75644626
VICTORY POSITION
REMEMBER THE 3 Fs
>>75644936
The Jews.
akwuh
The worst has come to pass. Despite the sacrifices of our citizens and the might of our armed forces, the UNITED STATES has been forced to surrender to her enemy. Though they may occupy our borders, our streets and our homes.... the enemy will never occupy our SPIRIT. That is why all Americans are now called upon to ACT.... to preserve the memory of the United States, clear and bright... untarnished and uncompromised. Know that I have already TAKEN ACTION in the company of family and loved ones. Now ALL AMERICANS--every man, woman, and child--are called upon to ACT before the moment passes by. Let our united resolve echo through history: Even in defeat, we refused to yield. Even in defeat we claim VICTORY. ACT IMMEDIATELY HONOR LIBERTY BY TAKING THE FINAL AND GREATEST LIBERTY OF ALL IT IS A PRIVILEGE TO BE CALLED IN ACTION YOU TAKE AMERICA WITH YOU WE WILL EACH BE REMEMBERED USE THE METHOD MOST AVAILABLE TO YOU AT THIS TIME YOUR COURAGE WILL INSPIRE OTHERS THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR THE TIME HAS COME ACCESS TO A LOADED FIREARM IS IDEAL PLACE MUZZLE (HOLE OF GUN) UPWARD TO ROOF OF MOUTH THANK YOU JOIN YOUR NEIGHBOR, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR GOD AS A CITIZEN YOU MUST ACT NOW YOUR LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT HAS BEEN ORDERED TO ENSURE YOUR COMPLIANCE IT IS AGAINST THE LAW TO DELAY THIS MESSAGE WILL REPEAT UNTIL THERE ARE NONE TO READ IT IF THERE IS TIME... "VICTORY POSITION" REMEMBER THE 3 "F"s FRONT LAWN FACE UP FEET TOGETHER REGARDING YOUR CHILDREN: TEND TO THEM BEFORE YOU TEND YOURSELF USE A CALM TONE OF VOICE EVERYONE CAN DO THEIR PART INFANTS AND PETS, THE SMALLEST PATRIOTS THE 51ST STATE IS NOT A PLACE
I have to admit I kekked a couple times. Pretty funny. It reminds me of a Fallout video.
>>75645238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
Stay away from all windows, avoid mirrors. Don't look up
Sleep tight.
>>75644936
The ultimate in population and gun control
>>75644936
That's what makes the video unsettling
>>75644626
Just let their niggers go at it, with the promise of chicken and white women and they'll fight twice as hard.
JESUS FUCK
Same guy
https://youtu.be/mw_HKzo9Ync
Not gonna lie, im spooped
>>75644626
2spoopy4me
Fuck that, I'll take my guns go innawoods to wage a guerilla campaign
>>75646023
Remember to make sure to avoid mirrors and don't look at the moon.
>>75644626
The only thing that could actually bring the USA to its knees like that would be ayy lmaos.
>>75644626
haha at about 2:00 god save the queen starts playing
you know the burgers are salty where they would rather an hero than be under the crown
>>75644626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo
>>75646465
>Doesn't know burgers took his song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKZg_ZB4SkU
>>75646230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9ycDP1r7_0
FIRST CONTACT
>>75644936
This was around the time the New Left had been happening. Literally Communist forces.
>>75644936
>>75645729
>>75647054
This was literally fake video. Are all people on this board actual retards?
>>75647210
Shut the fuck up and let us larp happenings in peace
>>75647210
Can't even have fun anymore without someone feeling the need to point out the obvious condescendingly to look "smart".
Subversive liberal sum.
>>75644626
pfff thats a damn dream. why do you think we have movie studios make movies in a post apocalyptic setting? last i checked mad max did well in the box office. maybe not avengers well but well enough
every man dreams of a world where might makes right and modern rules dont exist. where you can pee where ever you want. eat who ever you want. the skys the limit
Here's what a real one looks like, it's what the link from the OP is based on: https://youtu.be/QBK3QpQVnaw?t=5m
Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2OnVb5N5Yo
I think these are far creepier because they are actually going to be broadcast.
>>75647210
You are the retard for thinking someone believed it to be real, moron.
>>75647664
i don't think cnn will play vaporwave when the world ends
>>75647892
ah shit, they must have got a copyright strike on the video and changed the audio.
>>75647664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6f7j1E61sM here's the real one
>>75647766
This board believes all sorts of verifiably bullshit statements. It would be par for the course for /pol/.
>>75648101
that's very soothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz9H9QxAxbQ
>>75645315
Sweet fuck
>>75648346
> Old man doesnt care.
Yep, typical American.
>>75649118
>typed "blood of t" in google
>it results some hearthstone card
oh come on
will this make me kill myself or something
pls help
>>75648114
>I was merely pretending
>>75644936
The Jews
>>75644626
If the emergency broadcast system were actually used it would look/sound like this
https://youtu.be/7WRkpB2DAUc?t=59s
>>75652332
yes
>>75652827
I like this cryptic Jew, mind if I save it, friend?
