>its lunch time
>your in the cafeteria with Donald Trump
>both of you are in line with lunch tickets ready
>both of you approach the big milk carton cooler
>you spot a rare coffee milk and snatch it up
>Trump notices and looks at you longingly
Would you give the coffee milk to him?
Keep in mind running a campaign tires you out!
But finding a coffee milk is such a rare unexplainable anomaly that you most likely won't find another for the rest of the school year...
how fucked up must ur life be to make threads like this?
>>75642666
This is the shit that keeps me up at night, I think I would share the milk with the Donald but give him 75% of it because I know he needs the caffeine and the calcium for a strong campaign :)
>>75643171
classic twiceshitter
>>75642666
I'd offer to split it with him. We'd go dutch on our bevvies and engage in some bants. He's got a stacked schedule, so he could use a break every now and then. Me on the other hand, I got to break milk with the Don and get a few chuckles out of the fellow.
>Lick the side of the box
>It is now yours by law and he can't do shit about it.
>Trump drives America into the ground
>Trump is tired
>Run against him with supiror energy levels
>Win all the votes in america for being the only one in the area under 105kgs
>Become president
>Convert all vanilla milk into coffee milk.
>Become a legend
>#JustMadeAmericaGreat
>>75643349
I don't think the Don will allow this!
Coffee milk is for shitters.
Chocolate is best.
>>75643409
I don't bloody think Donald Trump allows it!
>>75642666
Threads like this make me think /pol/ and /b/ aren't so different.
>>75643778
wish I could see the age of the kid op and then beat the fuck out of him for being such a rampant faggot
>>75642666
>The Don
>Standing in line
>Lunch tickets
Get off the internet Bernie
>>75643994
Suck me ;)
Trump would look at me approvingly and say,
"You took your opportunity anon, and beat me to the punch.
You are what will make America Great Again"
>low fat
This is why America has diabetes
>>75642666
MMMMOOOODDDDDDSSSSS
