>be me
>learning German, Dutch, Russian in my free time
>use language exchange sites to meet people and help them with English as they help me with their language
>join skype groups created for this purpose
>something like this happens. Every. Fucking. Time
>"Rajkumar S has been added to the group"
>"hallo. ich bin Raj from india. lena u look pretty in pic. how was u day?"
>proceeds to shitpost in English and try to talk to the girls
>everyone tells him to fuck off, gets removed but private messages the girls
>girls get creeped out and stop joining groups
>>75633719
No shit. Girls are always like that, they only hang around if the guy is hot with a big hog.
>>75633719
Pajet is always like that. Take a look on every pretty white girl Instagram, and you will see that most comments came form horny Indians
>>75633719
They're just social retards.
Even Mexico is embarrassed for India.
>>75633719
10/10 shit like this is common, Indians are the most thirstiest people on internet.
>Be me
>On facebook
>See fellow Indians commenting "so hot" "so cute" "you are very beautiful" on profile pics, but here's the catch those pics are of famous female celebrities and cute infants pictures.
>>75634842
POO
>>75635050
I usually poo once a day, we don't eat shit food like Mexicans that we are required to spend most of our life in defecating.
>>75635188
But where?
>>75635050
>>75635188
It's time for the fight of the century!
RUMBLE IN THE TUMMY
>>75635361
Don't worry I poo in loo.
poo
>>75635516
Wew lad. Does that make you a millionaire over there?
>>75635554
Even millionaries have private streets to poo.
>>75634842
Do you ever wish your fellow countrymen would just stop existing?
>>75635554
Nah
>>75635672
Nah, I just wish those who poo on streets die.
>>75635847
Just poo in loo
>>75633719
Indians >>75635847
I wish all the Indians would die. You are too brown, filthy and have no real accomplishments. You are just a huge excuse for a national and, yes, I am tired of seeing your brown faces in Skype groups. Fuck you.
>>75636069
>You are just a huge excuse for a national
says the fucking Ukrainian
>>75636069
>have no real accomplishemnts
You are mistaking India for Ukrain, we have a lot of contributions, one of them is that you don't have to count the Russians entering your land in Roman numerals.
>>75636069
t. the guy who plants onions on Maidan and made central street of the country smell with piss, shit and dirty bodies.
>>75633719
What language exchange sites do you use? I've tried some but they looked mostly deserted..
>>75635847
you must have some money to not be pooing in the streets
>>75635847
Aren't you afraid of the poo witch sanjan? She almost got me the other day! Fortunately I was able to fend her off by citing bible verses and acoiding eye contact.
>>75636407
Middle class and upper class Indians poo in loo mainly because they will be ashamed of not having a loo while they spend most of their lives in showing off to neighbors.
>>75636150
There is no Russian troops in Ukraine.
>>75636248
currently italki and mle.
>>75636603
>People are trying to sue Russia over Ukrainian rebels shooting down MH17.
>>75633719
It's fun to troll Indians on Facebook. Indians on the net are the most desperate people around. It's hilarious
>"hiiiii, hw r u????"
>"hii bby u look gud 2dai"
Also, pic related 1/2
>>75636872
>>75636872
They don't even care if your profile clearly says "male".
>>75637088
lel
>>75636895
40% ! FORTY PERCENTS!
My sides just reached an orbit
>learning 3 languages at the same time
shut the fuck up faggot
>>75637465
>implying I started learning them at the same time
>implying most people don't take up a new language once they've reached level 3-4 proficiency
>>75636895
>"I am sheet in the toilet"
>>75637449
Fuck off in Russia it is 140%
>>75635672
As Danish guy I sometimes wish Sweden would stop existing. Probably close to what he feels.
>>75639218
Hi Randeep, how is life in a first world country?
