Why did I feel bad for poor ole jebberooni?
He's extremely successful. He's old as fuck. He probably has a comfy life.
You don't usually feel bad for these types of people. I hate neocons, but I couldn't help myself, and felt bad for him.
>>75633066
>>75633066
Here's a good one
>>75633066
How about this one
Once you get jab'd there's no coming back
read the article on how he met his wife
It's insanity
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/06/the-mysterious-columba-bush/392090/
>>75633152
hahahahah holy shit is that shopped
>>75633066
Jeb is basically a dad.
And we don't want to see our dad's get cucked by bulls like Trump.
>>75633132
Nice one, I have a high resolution version for you.
I miss Jeb. I really do. Not that I ever supported him, but he was just so adorably goofy and awkward.
>>75633214
That sounds like something ¡Jeb would say.
>>75633289
Yeah, I think that's it. He's like comfy, settled dad, who took up a challenge, and we don't want to see our dad fail so hard.
>>75633295
Is this some sort of anti-ableism measure to make sure the legally blind don't feel left out? LMXAO
I felt sorry for him too, so much expected of him, doing well in the initial poles, then it all fell apart quickly. And of course all that bullying from trump.
But Jeb just never looked like he wanted to be there. Its as if he ran only to continue the family legacy.
I have no faith in the American people for not voting for Jeb. This is a tough business, and we need a tough leader.
>>75633066
Aw yiss, motherfucking Jeb! Thread.
I think it's the fact that through it all, he himself has appeared very genuine, well meaning, innocent, and painfully naive.
This is why I reckon Jeb! memes have gotten a cult following here on /pol/ lately, its the total novelty of feeling some actual affection for one of these cunts.
>>75633097
Top kek
>>75633433
I don't. Jen vs hrc would've easily been hrc
>>75633433
>But Jeb just never looked like he wanted to be there.
I think Jeb is the Bush son who always really wanted to be President, actually. He's just a terrible politician.
It's sort of funny. GWB really wanted to be Commissioner of Baseball, and Jeb really wanted to be President.
>>75634320
It's probably true.
>>75634042
>republicans for sanders
>>75633270
>>75634441
Ouch. But Jeb is hoa president not potus.
>>75633132
>>75633295
I hate both of you fags
>>75634449
I doubt it. It's like Democrats for Cruz, if Cruz were even more conservative. I could imagine a Republican reluctantly voting for Sanders if he believed that the alternative was worse, or a Democrat reluctantly voting for a more conservative version of Cruz if he believed that Hillary was worse, but actively being excited about Sanders? No.
I know the alpha/beta thing is tired, but he was a beta through and through unlike his dad, brother, and Donald. That's why you feel pity for him like some sort of injured puppy.
His demeanor (e.g the turtles, settling for Colunbia), his sense of humor ("I'm wearin' my hoody" "you're a good moose"), and even his attempts to stand up to Donald (that super rehearsed "Saturday morning shows" jab that he obviously thought was so clever) all precisely mirrored that kind of awkward kid in HS who desperately wanted to fit in with the cool kids but never could. Perhaps this kid was you.
>>75634889
ähm...
>>75635243
>the last thing trayvon said before the beating was "fuck turtles"
>>75635243
Please lawd tell me this is real
>>75635459
impossible. they'd have brought i in the campaign over and over. but i'd be interested in the story anyway.
God, I miss yeb.
>>75635306
Yeah, because this guy's totally a Republican.
>>75633097
Hoary shit that's golden.
>>75635591
>>75635591
kek
