Should Australians be banned from /pol/?
Not an argument.
>>75630252
Should ur mum be banned from my dick?
>>75630318
m8 you wanna go cunt
>>75630252
> Implying we're not all waiting for our mates
m8.
Who will step up then and make up for the high quality shitposting? Maybe the based somali can solo carry
>>75630252
Stop it man, my head hurts
>>75630476
POO JOKE
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>>75630252
Never, they are good at banter.
Cuckada is the one that should be banned.
>>75630476
poo >> loo
>>75630252
No way, the Canadians will take their place, and that's the worst crime of all.
No, you guys have the best quality posts :3
>>75630604
>>75633796
>>75633878
>If you flatter your enemies, they win
What did he mean by this?
>>75635492
Austrlins arefuckin dickheads
get off our site retards kill urselvs
go eat jewmite and Jew beer
Chris Chan is still making videos.
He just uploaded himself fucking a sex doll. Again. While dressed in pantyhose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjtZ0IJIEA
I don't know why I'm posting this here. I just need to post it somewhere to free myself of what I just saw.
>>75630252
Nah, it would throw off the /pol/ ecosystem. Much like the cane toad down undah, Canadian shitposting would be left unfettered and would overwhelm us.
How does /pol/ feel about Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen?
For the /pol/ ecosystem to survive, we need aussies. If not the bloodsucking Canadians will continue to flood this board with unfunny shitposts. Like seriously, why does every Canadian try so hard to be like Australia?
>>75636556
bcz success breads jealousy
>>75635928
Who and what, cunt
>>75636412
Corrupt cunt
>>75636412
love him 2bh
wish he would rise from the dead 2bh
>>75635928
When will he fucking learn
>>75630252
It's getting cold, lads
>every Australian family's dream. A quarter acre block. A Pool Room. A barbie and A Commodore.
>>75635928
Kill me
>>75630252
nah but the captcha for Au ISPs should involve a university level maths question so all the little kiddies cant post
u guys think like it is nut is not pls send help pls
>>75637066
fuckin oath its getting cold
14 degrees downstairs, this is bullshit
>>75637124
Sounds like heaven
>>75636412
Bash and rule, He would fuck your shit up.
>>75637066
best pepe
>>75630604
For a bunch of whinging cunts you guys still keep coming back after the shit we give you so that means you guys aint half bad.
>I supposed we're in your good books now too because we're selling Uranium to you now. Modi worked his charm.
>>75637124
>A Commodore.
No
>>75630252
/pol/ is a board of peace and tolerance with no censorship, we can't ban people based on the colour of their skin or nationality.
hahahahha just kidding FUCK YES!
australians should be banned from the planet
wish our politics was as interesting as US politics ay lads
Should you softcocks just HTFU instead?
>>75635928
>He just uploaded himself fucking a sex doll. Again. While dressed in pantyhose.
What a time to be alive.
>>75630252
You mispelled Canadians
>>75637362
Did the new strict job hunting requirements for our dole payments force you to go back home?
>>75636412
if he has a bbc as long as his name then hes a cool cunt in my books
why does every country want a hot banger in the mouth from aussies? just more credence to the claim that you're all cucked
also its way too early to be donning the ugg boots what in the cryptic fuck is going on with the weather?
>>75637524
IDK m8, one morning its cold as fuck riding the bike to work and the next its like 8deg warmer.
>>75637524
rite with ya mate this fookin climate change shits unreal
>>75637415
>he only has 2 region flags
>>75630252
Absolutely not. Without their bantz /pol/ would be a poor place indeed.
>>75637467
more of the New Zealander?
dat pale skin
Fuck off you Aussie cunts you're so fucking annoying with your shitposting and stuff cunt. You just need to like, be fucking banned man.
>>75637588
idk whether to wear boardies and a singlet or chuck on the trackies and hoodie
we should start an abo tire pit and let the petrol in their blood warm us for the winter
>>75637066
Got on trakky daks, ugg boots, a flanno and a dressing gown. Comfy as fuck.
>>75637668
>>75630252
I would miss them
>>75637694
fark off ya liberal votin fuk wit
>>75637774
You want uggs and i pad?
>>75630252
Asking hard hitting questions... That' s MY CUNT RITE THERE
>>75637407
>He has never seen parliament banter
Come have a look at this soft cock lads.
>>75637810
ficki ficki white skin
>>75637829
fuk tone abet
>>75637810
keep going then.
>>75637774
I still got me long work pants on and a wife beater, its not that cold m8
>>75630252
yes
I love Australians!
I hope you love me back!
>>75637829
m8 u wonna fokin fight?
oi can some cunt send us some darbs, i've run out and my neighbour won't stand by any more durry or bud thievery
>>75637917
>>75637939
friendly blues up on pingas cunt, you in?
>>75637810
HIGH TEST
>>75637124
>Commodore
Yeah nah, but I wouldn't min that GTS
>>75637124
>australia 2016
>somalians break into your house while you're sleeping, beat you to death, steal your car keys and then kill themselves crashing into a tree in your VL
>>75630604
Nah, Canadians can be pretty good shitposters. It's the t*rks we need to ban
>>75637933
i love your wife's bull DeLongShawndrius II
>>75637991
>>75630252
Does this dress make me look fat?
>>75637983
I'd let her sit on my face
>>75637983
Like trying to get the remote when it's fallen down inside the couch
>>75638035 In the land down under, you soar over into my heart!
Why do Australian girls have hairy anuses?
>>75638032
Thats not just any VL......
>its a piece of art
>>75638055
would you put your burger between her cheese?
>>75637983
>Beauty and the Yeast
![1463122642497[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IWL4ULp.jpg "1463122642497[1].jpg")
>>75635928
What the fuck did I just watch.
>>75638170
>>75638112
feels like spider kisses when you doing it in the batty
>>75638124
those flimsy pillars contributed to the death of many druggie hoon teenagers.
i like VLs for that reason.
>>75637774
>>75637524
Where do you cunts live? North-East Queensland and I'm still wearing shorts and a singlet. It's been sub-20 only twice this year up here
![1438403840005[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qrKMsuI.jpg "1438403840005[1].jpg")
>>75637990
fok ye cunt. im gona get off me 'ed.
>>75638360
brissy m8, its unseasonably fucked cold at night
>>75638330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge47ktrz4Sg
I haven't heard a good pigeon flutter for a long time now.
>>75638383
>even the kangaroos are pro Islam
>>75637635
I don't live in or near a city though.
>>75638360
Sydney. Got down to 0 degrees yesterday morning, but I work in a hot environment so no complaints.
>>75638360
Adelaide, fucking pissing down atm, been cold as fuck in the morning the last few days, thank god I have heated mirrors on my car
>>75630252
>make a post about yourself.
Kill yourself you worthless cocksucking piece of shit
![1442468949379[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nobl2Tj.jpg "1442468949379[1].jpg")
>>75638316
>>75638586
he has a point lads
>>75630252
No, because I have personally never done anything bad. That is proof that banning a whole group based on the actions of a minority is a bad thing to do
>>75630252
I just watched that video and the dude had cans of wild turkey? wtf? Do Aussies have liquor in beer cans or is it like a wild turkey mixed drink?
Shes right you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldGkA-uMJHk
>>75638826
but then we can't ban the jews which is wrong goy. herpes is right around the corner for you, you filthy rim licking dick philanderer
Oi lads state of origin soon, blue v maroons aye
>>75638153
can I... upsize
>>75639020
i respect your opinion
>>75638830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71DIT6hYXYo
and fuckin wait, did they seriously offer to let the guy walk and go on his way if he didn't want to come back to the station for a breath test? like if he simply refused to go back to the station he could have walked back to his house free?
>>75630252
I'm not banned, I'm just waiting for a mate
>>75639008
she's hot but she's definitely a fucking dummie, pretty much buzzfeed before it grew up
![1419440743300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EIPpNEb.jpg "1419440743300[1].jpg")
moroon domination again lads
>>75637694
Fuck off ozzie cunt
>>75638830
mixer, bro. Turkey and some generic cola.
>>75636412
We need to start a Joh Bjelke-Petersen party
>>75639100
>if he simply refused
I believe refusing is an offence in and of itself and so it gives the police grounds to arrest him
>>75630252
if you had asked me last year I would have said yes
now I only want to rangeban Canadians
>>75639238
top fucking kek
>>75638830
Premixed with cola/coke.
https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_104558/wild-turkey-bourbon-cola-cans-375ml
also comes in 375ml bottles
>>75630252
>>75639410
oh fuck, i was like god damn a 4 pack of pints of liquor in aluminum cans? aussies must be hardcore drunks
>>75637954
Kek
>>75639410
Uncle Dan is best Uncle.
And a bulk 24 pack for $100 bucks works out to be $4 a can....
>>75639333
Heh, a leaf blower. Is that what they call a Canadian whore?
>>75639410
Bogan fuel.
>>75630252
garanto que uma das personalidades dessa helena filha de puta pedófila é que ela engole porra do pai dela no cafá da manhã achando que é o gardenal dela, e o pior é que toda vez que eu banco o grosso dessa putinha, o pai dela faz questão de pedir pra gang dele ficar tirando sarro da minha cara, porque eles não tem mais objetivo na vida, e o detetive ritalina precisa rir da desgraça dos outros pra se sustentar. acho que é por isso que o fernando estupra criança, sádico filho da puta.
>>75630252
Honestly, yes.
Australia is a separate world and all they do is shitpost.
>>75639410
>>75638830
All flavours of the rainbow lad
>>75639584
nah mate that's UDL
>>75639008
All the flavours of the rainbow here mate! like Willy Fucken Wonka
>>75630252
>>75639665
Proper name for UDL is Slut fuel.
>>75638213
Remarkable, is it a Banksy?
>>75630252
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STRAYANS ARE GOOOD. they are way WAY better than canacucks.
No way.
You guys carry the significant discussions on this board.
>>75639741
Haaaaayyyyy brudda you a top fella how bout sharing with ol noonga here, we is goin ave a party tonight aye cunts
>>75639410
>WT:American honey
>With ginger
>and lime
I really don't feel like that's a good idea
>>75639796
i'm sure you got confused with this drop instead.
>>75636412
If you don't support the unions in Aus you're literally getting cucked by big corporations
>>75639906
Yeah then later the cunts wanna punch me in the head..abos are really mentally retarded eh!
>>75639586
I only understood 'son of a whore' - English please or has the Zika fucked your head too much.
Fucking pygmy...
>>75639968
Underaged Slut fuel.
>>75639994
Unions gotta stop siding with the left wing marxists and the greens mate
>>75637182
Fucking cunts going on about global warming and shit and it's fucking freezing .. fucking full of it m8
canadians should be banned
>>75639741
>>75638830
Canadian club for the wanna be shitposters out there!
>>75630252
How else are we going to make the shitposting quota? My only wish is that more Australians take part in shitposting raids to show the world Austria's number 1 export product
>>75640143
This
>>75630252
Absolutely not. At least not so long as the Canadian menace exists here.
Those cunts think they know how to shitpost.
We need Ausbros to deliver the real thing until those leafags learn to shut the fuck up.
>>75640160
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>75639968
I remember when I was 13 helping some 15 year old shoplift this from a liqour store. I never had any, is it any good?
>>75640095
Agreed.
It was the unions that protected aussie workers from under priced foreign labor with the white australia policy 100 years ago.
Sure that was a bit heavy handed, but now they have gone full retard in the other direction with the marxist cunts who are inviting everyone fucking middle eastern cunt over which ends up pushes down wages.
.
How the fuck does that represent the best interest of the local workers!?
Fuck the Greens.
>>75639100
If you refuse you get maximum penalty
High range drink driving. At least if you take the test there is a chance you will blow medium or low
>>75630318
This cunt knows how it is.
>>75637066
>will get down to 27°c tonight.
Fuck this
>>75640428
>27 degrees
Nigger you're lucky.
>>75630252
you first cunt
>>75635928
That's enough internet for today.
Australia is OK in my book
we should ban Sweden though
>>75630252
Australians are the best posters you cunt
>>75638360
Cairns, where you at lad
Boongs>somalians
>>75638504
It's a joke about Australia being better than nz
>>75640552
try melbourne with 2 degrees in the morning
>>75630252
No, it should be the maple niggers who need the ban
>>75640251
i think its just like sweet fizzy wine.
i haven't had it either, surely someone here has?
>>75639045
How can blues even compete?
>>75630252
We should be. I mean, come on, we are 90% white and don't even have a serious immigration problem, comparing to other countries. Anything we complain on here is petty.
>>75640712
>Living in Melbourne
>>75637933
I hate leafs and anime
>>75639796
Underage Drinking League
>>75630252
The only banter worth reading is between an Indian and an Australian. Rest is pathetic drag.
>>75640251
Tastes like low grade fizzy goon with a some shitty schnappes mixed in. Fucking awful.
>>75640987
And VB stands for Violent Bogan.
>>75641001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQRZXM-4xI
Tbh
>>75641001
>India will never be above 4th best at cricket
Must feel bad seeing how you guys worship it
>>75638830
mixed
>>75641112
>anything good coming out of victoria
2nd worst state desu
>>75640908
Well I love you.
>>75640862
>Australia captial city of culture
>Heart of Australia's Manufacturing industry(Holden, Ford, Toyota and more)
>Headquaters of IBM and other major IT companies
>Finance sector
>All major international events are held in Melbourne(Melbourne Cup, Australia Tennis Open, Australian Grand Prix and more)
>All relevant events and jobs in Melbourne
What, you live in middle of nowhere
>>75641112
>tfw drink only the best Aussie Macro lager that is Melbourne Bitter
Delicious stuff hombre, although generally I'm more inclined to smash a few Coopers Sparkling longnecks
>>75641217
faggot
What the fuck are you guys saying?
>>75641325
Is it currently night where you are?
>>75640862
melb is goat m8y
>>75640645
Thanks fake Romania.
>>75641001
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Indians cannot banter. Your country isn't a joke in the sense that it's funny, it's a joke in the sense that it's an international embarrassment. You think you're engaging in playful humour by agreeing with us when we mention that you have the highest worldwide incidence of public defecation, but attempting to laugh alongside us isn't an indication of good natured humour, it's just a reminder to us that there's lead in your drinking water.
When we say "poo in loo" we're laughing at the fact that you literally, LITERALLY have an endemic public health crisis with regard to basic human sanitation that stems directly from your own idiocy and repulsively disgusting nature. When you say "poo in loo," you think it's a witty joke that somehow deflects the scenario as somehow JUST for laughs.
Repeating the fact that your sanitation, culture and standard of living are somehow worse than sub-Saharan Africa, even after decades of colonial rule massively uplifting all of those things, as though it's a funny joke that you're playing along with, doesn't make you one of the cool kids. We just laugh even harder when the retarded one pretends to enjoy being laughed at.
>>75641315
Oh please, Melbourne is a containment city for the commie hipster scum
>>75638124
literally nicknamed the plastic pig. ugly as a hat full of arseholes. Very unique car? yes. pretty? no, fool.
>>75641452
ill trade you a johnnie for one of these, drinking this fine tuesday night. i'm doing exam revision, think a slight buzz will affect memorizing?
>>75630252
No but Canada and Singapore should
>>75635928
Words cannot express what i feel right now
>>75638043
No, it just looks like you tried on a dress that is a size 30 when you really should have went for the 38
>>75630252
never dog your mates
>>75630252
yes
>>75641315
>Heart of leftist faggots
>Pit of degeneracy like LBGT and diversity movements
>Worst football team
>Full of abbos, mussos, and cuckold Carls
FTFY m80.
>this amount of unironic melburnian dick sucking
i live here , having moved from a regional center and i'd move back again in a heartbeat if i was offered employment
melbourne is a meme
>>75630252
yes
and the country should be nuked too, a great shame on the Anglo race
>>75641378
6:30, I get up super early for work
>>75641378
>>75642153
Err, 7 rather
>>75641556
Sure thing m8 and nah, it can really only help AFAIK
>>75636412
A great example of why corrupt politicians should be executed.
>>75638631
>friend: NZ
>enemy: NZ
Southern cross tatt, y/n?
Just ban Canadians instead. Make a petition,see how long you last without us.
>>75642506
Fuck off, you cunts don't even circumcise anymore, canacunt.
>>75641466
This
>>75642563
Enjoy being the new Canada once we are gone. The rest of the world will eat you alive.
>>75642468
Fuck yes
>never forget the 6 gorillion at cronulla
FUGGGGG
>>75642669
Where's ya go card cunt
>>75642714
I d-don't have one..
Who toowoomba here? Getting keen for origin tomoz
>>75642858
Enjoy getting your shit pushed in. The Blues won't even use lube.
>>75638293
>>75642929
Mate Nsw got to many debutants. Old biscuit Nsw just gonna crumble
>>75643235
Cute kid, wonder if he liked seeing willy..
>>75643284
well pajeet certainly did
>>75643370
D-do you?
>>75636672
Didn't even think about laughter while reading this you flaming cunt
>>75640862
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/melbourne-named-worlds-most-liveable-city-for-fifth-year-running-20150818-gj1he8.html
>>75641452
>Drinking pre mixes
absolute fucking faggot
>>75630252
Allow me to pontificate /pol/
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>>75644653
Jealous, pov cunt?
>>75630476
Did you have your daily dose of Ganges water with two poo in the loo jokes today, Raj?
>>75638170
>Poo and the Loo
What does it mean to dog your mates?
>>75630252
No Australians are based.
>>75630252
Nah
>>75630252
I haven't seen romanians posting much. Did they get range banned?
>>75645989
>rifle
>Australian
Sorry, that's just not believable. There are no guns in Australia.
>>75635928
That man child needs jesus...
>>75635928
I have been to hell and back..
>>75645159
No because I actually drink things that should be expensive, instead of shit tier scotch with shit tier cola. Stay low class you fucking felon
>>75646728
The fact that Amerilards think this is an argument against us is stupid. It's easy af to get a gun here
>ozzies are shitposting themselves
How did it come to this?
>>75649928
Think of us like Orcs in LotR mate, sure we're a filthy horde killing everything in our path united together but once everything is BTFO we eventually gotta fight each other for the challenge
just waitin for a date
