It's time, it would cut down crime and reduce incarceration rates.
The key is to have the RIGHT drug.
Let me introduce Spank™, anons!
Spank™ is a drug I just invented, which makes the user stoned, lazy, and creates the desire to do nothing but masturbate all day. It's part THC, part depressant, part appetite suppressant (saves on ration bars), part deliriant, part birth control, and part tranquilizer. We have the pharmaceutical knowledge to create a safe Spank™ with only a low frequency of chronic death among users, but who would notice?
>>75624667
Would this mother fucker be hard core enough to try Spank™?
See we'll sell it like an energy drink, if you don't hit Spank™ you're a fucking pussy.
If you want a smoooooth rush, stay away from crack. Spank™ is dank my brother.
Gay men are trying Spank™, it's the newest hot thing. Want to land a black gay hunk like this guy?
Just hand him a nub of Spank™ and all your dreams will come true.
If you enjoy anime, Spank™ will make it real for you.
Powerful deliriants in every bite.
Better than cuck memes and Dan Schneider threads guys.
Come debate me leftists, why shouldn't we offer free Spank™ to the public?
OK nobody likes Spank™, I'm actually a bit shocked.
pls stop posting
>>75626401
Thanks for the bump anon.
I think I want some of that spank, sir.
>>75628411
One nub of Spank™ coming right up.
Enjoy the smooooth rush!
Bernie memes on the wrapper around every Spank™ nub.
>>75624667
>Spank™ is a drug I just invented, which makes the user stoned, lazy, and creates the desire to do nothing but masturbate all day.
That ain't the Spank I used to know.
>>75631369
Well it's new.
Spank™ is well tolerated by Filipinos!*
*Not tested on real flips, we used a monkey that we taught to smoke cigarettes.
Kill yourself OP. You're trying too hard, and you sound like a faggot. Saged.
>>75624667
> Spank is great
ARE YOU THE FAGGOT WHO'S BEEN SELLING THEM TO MY GIRLS AGAIN?
>>75633998
Thanks for the bump anon.
Why not try a nub of Spank™ with your mom? It's that ice breaker you need to go where you've always dreamed...
>>75624901
Link to video? Looks interesting
>>75634039
I still don't see why anons aren't getting hip to Spank™.
Hey, did you know that Spank™ decreased heteronormative CIS males' desire to rape you?
>>75634213
Yeah that's sort of what happens when you strap a bomb to your chest and go
> "COME TO DADDY"
> "AHAHAHHA"
> "I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA"
> "COME TO DADDY"
>>75634297
One nub of Spank™ and this woman's PTSD disappeared.
>>75631369
Kek, I though I was the only one who got the reference.
are we memeing a drug into existance? I'm on bored. Give me some Spank™.
>>75635147
One nub of Spank™ coming right up.
We're going to be putting Spank™ dispensers inside every convenience store in the hood.
>>75635310
Good thing I live in the hood then. When can I expect some Spank™ at my local hood convenience store?
>>75635368
Once Trump's in office, the Spank™ will flow.
>>75635508
nah i can't wait that long man, i need some Spank™ now!
>>75635534
Trace amounts of aerosolized Spank™ have already been introduced. What do you think chemtrails are?
They're Spank™.
Once people have it in their systems at a good low-level, we will be pushing it out onto the streets.
>>75635917
I don't go outside though.
