ITT: Prove you're white
I'll start:
I have an Appalachian accent.
I have never been arrested.
I drink milk
I have a father
i'm employed
>>75623900
I'm leaving work to go eat unseasoned chicken with my dad
I have a love of camping and hiking.
I enjoy reading
>>75623900
I attend a four-year university that I was admitted to after I applied to it and received fuckall in the way of scholarships or student aid for my attendance.
>>75623900
I'm a good swimmer
Cali for Nian here
I get sunburnt if I spend 20mins in the sun uncovered.
>>75623900
I can't jump
I'm employed
I know my father
I've never been arrested
I like the cops
I vote
I support my community
I have a library card
I can swim
I like camping
I browse /pol/
I have two dogs who I'm in love with.
I can't ride a bike.
>>75624120
done in one
>>75624120
I'm not. I'm indian. And I'm sick of this unfounded sense of white superiority when 90% of you basement dwelling degenerates have nothing to be proud of.
It's like a dude being proud to be a man because men invented the light bulb when he himself has an Iq of 90.
>>75624616
POO GOES IN THE LOO
POO
O
O
I enjoy reading comic books in my cuck shed
>>75624616
And yet you live to where white people are because we clearly build better societies than some shithole where people literally don't even have a shithole they just go on the ground like a bunch of goats or something. Christ even most animals go in the fucking corner.
>>75623900
I can drink loads of milk
I like anime
>>75624616
>Checks flag
>Reads post
Nice bantz, Mr. Aboriginal.
>>75624616
>be Indian
>can migrate to Shitpostland but can't Poo in Loo
>browse /pol/
>mad at whites that grasp concept of Loo Poo
>"It's like a dude being proud to be a man because men invented the light bulb when he himself has an Iq of 90."
ive never skipped school
>the yolk on my poached egg was nearly too hard to dip my sausages into
>bummed out all day
>>75624808
80% chance black
I am a great swimmer.
>>75624922
>worrying about your ruined poached eggs whilst ahmed takes over your continent
>just yurocuck things
I like Mayonnaise
I hate seasoning
I have a small penis
I owe black people every dime that I make
I enjoy watching my wife have sex with a black man
Green eyes an not lactose intolerant.
>>75625049
Bernie Sanders?
>>75624956
Anime is a white dominated hobby in the states you fucktard.
Here's another one. I fish
>>75625162
Black people love anime, have you ever actually hung out with them?
>>75625049
But that's not white, it's Jewish.
>>75624498
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>>75625225
https://youtu.be/AynFmxUDVEQ
>>75623900
I'm ginger.
>>75625225
Your uncle tom friend doesn't represent the majority of black people. Most niggers would call someone gay for watching anime.
>>75625585
I grew up in Decatur, GA.
Ask a black guy about Naruto or Dragon Ball Z, see what happens.
I eat brunch.
>>75625162
Nogs bloody love anime.
>>75623900
>tfw can't even prove I'm white
>>75625585
He's right. Just go play on a Playstation, which has a huge nigger population. Yes, the kind that love Grand Theft Auto, Saints Row, and NBA. They play fighting games like Soul Calibur and are the biggest weebs I've ever encountered. They even love superhero comics as well, but Spics are the biggest Superman fans.
I'm gay. I smell like cheese.
I bought my own bike.
>>75625654
>GA
Nigger confirmed.
>>75625654
Missouri here.... Had to burst out laughing, i thought that was just our blacks
I don't spend two hours to make my hair big.
I have climbed multiple mountains
(Never once saw a black person)
I have a trust fund
>>75623900
I work for a charity as an it manager because I went to school and have had a lot of "security" experience in the past
>>75624616
>And I'm sick of this unfounded sense of white superiority when 90% of you basement dwelling degenerates
>basement dwelling degenerates
atleast they have the sense to piss in a bottle and not on their floor
>>75626624
Also I'm Hispanic but I'm white on the inside raised around white only community not like other spics have only white friends so I consider myself white also have a white redpilled gf
My foreskin is intact. BOOM!
>>75623900
All my friends call me "white washed" and "gringo" and they make fun of me for not knowing spanish and liking white girls, does that mean i'm white...
>>75625162
>Anime
>White dominated hobby
my fucking sides
>>75623900
I have pink nipples
does having brown eyes and black hair count
>>75626873
No, I'm sorry
>>75623965
Fpbp
My children know me.
>>75626873
Los Angeles needs to be Hiroshima'd by an Enola Gay flown by Buster Posey.
I have naturally straight hair. I also eat a shit ton of youghurt (natural, not like the fake 'murican one) and white cheese
>>75623900
I have a managed IRA portfolio.
I've been pulled over 23 times in my life. Never been arrested or ticketed ect. Just a - "slow down a little".
I'm scared of black people.
I'm a single white male that masturbates to Anime and likes Donald Trump.
>>75624616
Stop shitting in the streets
I'm from a 99.6% white country
>>75628114
>slavs
>white
>>75624616
hahahaha...amen to that brother.
just look at how much butthurt this one comment caused.
>>75624120
slav boipusi reporting
When asked what I am, I reply with, "I am an American."
>>75628158
Estonians aint slavs, they're finno ugric. Mongolic to the core.
>>75628158
dumb burger poster
>>75628283
nice mongol rapebaby eyes
Have a paid off stock Escalade with over 270k miles I got new
>>75628393
What is with your fucking fascination with that picture?
>>75628400
>saying Russia's eternal fuckgirl
>>75623900
I work the nightshift and have never been late on my taxes. In fact tonight I just scared a pack of niggers off by telling them they needed a membership subscription to work out here.
>>75628016
He said prove you're white, not prove that you live /pol/
>>75623900
Just look at my flag.
>>75628590
i'm not circumsized
>>75624295
>made in china
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>>75626754
All these apply to me even though I'm a so called negroid
>>75625526
Ever been to England? They breed half breed gingers over there
I'm from Iran. Not white, but I have nothing but respect for white plight, much rather fight under a banner for the liberation of the people who civilized the world, not for those who intend to toss it back 1000 years.
>>75624399
>I like the cops
Not a proof of being White, just a boot licker of on the low side IQ bullies.
>>75624616
The poo has spoken.
>>75628693
Does that mean you're fascinated with it because you have Autism?
>>75628783
i am english, never seen another ginger that didnt have light eyes and pale skin
>>75629462
I'm a ginger and I have brown eyes.
>>75623900
I have a full day planned tomorrow. After work I'm going to celebrate my 40th year of being completely STD free with my father, wife and children over a nice steak dinner, after which me and Dad will be going shooting at the local range with my fathers friends who happen to be African-american policemen and fellow supporters of "the Donald" and the Bill of Rights of these United States of America.
>>75629621
>slovenia.
liar
>>75629462
I haven't met a Finnish white ginger online, but I've seen a few Yanks at least.
Here are some mixed race gingers
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/photographs-redheads-of-color_us_55db9929e4b0a40aa3abf017
>>75629919
A lot of people have brown eyes here, you nincompoop.
>>75629948
I mean I haven't met a Finnish white ginger with brown eyes, but I've seen American ones online.
see my flag, i am the original white shout outs to my retarded niggers in north and south dakota, you goofd when you left norway xD
>>75623900
I turn red after 40 minutes in the sun
>>75625298
Mayo isn't kosher.
>>75630098
I'm a German/Swede from Minnesota.
I wish they hadn't left
>>75624616
Why did you move from india to australia then?
Doesn't that imply white societies are better?
I read for fun.
>>75623900
I wear appropriate shoes
I am fudda bix nood
>>75623900
I have a job
I know my father and he's not in jail
I have never been to jail
I am college educated
I do not like watermelon
Not really white, half Russian half Armenian, but I despise multiculturalism.
When I see a nigger, I want to puke.
I support Donald Trump for president, even though I live in a tundra.
I have never shoplifted.
>>75623900
I've worked full time since I was 14, I served two tours in OIF/OEF then used the GI Bill to finance my schooling for air traffic control. My wife has about a year of payments left on her student loans, of which she qualified for $0 in aid because, surprise surprise, both of her paremts work.
I just bought a $400k house in a lovely community with good schools, and I drive a new suv with a 0% interest loan.
I also tip 20% or more, and don't talk during movies.
MAGA
>>75628114
>I'm from a 99.6% white* country
I am an Estonian. Blacks, asians and any darker skin people are still a rare sight outside the capital so that most of estonians have seen max 2-4 non whites by the age of 30. Have heard Children ask their mothers "why dont they wash themself? Are they lazy?" after seeing a dark skin person.
Always makes me chuckle a bit.
>>75630854
We had a kid in my high school class who had a bit darker skin (probably some churka ancestry) and his nickname was literally Nigger.
I didn't even see a nigger in my home town until last year and it's about 20k big.
>>75623900
I have a high concentration of melanin in my skin.
Wait, that makes me black. Oops.
Never understood the unseasoned chicken meme 2bh
I mean even the chicken nigger King himself was a white dude from Kentucky
Fried chicken is a Scottish-American thing and Spain and Portugal both make nice seasoned chicken
>>75630948
I'm so sorry, friend. Better luck next life.
>>75630948
I meant visibly non whites. Someone who is not caucasian Estonia is really really white.
>>75629997
That's believable.
Ginger, not so much
I can trace my family back to an early American statesman, I'm also rather fond of cheese.
>>75630929
kek
>>75623900
This is my flag.
>>75623900
this isn't politics faggot
>>75630929
Same thing im my own class. One guy was a bit darker and called Neeger. But he owned the name and was a pretty cool guy.
>>75631247
Ours lived up to his name. He's actually in prison now for breaking and entering.
>>75631292
Well shit. This makes it even harder to stay neutral to it when they live up to stereotypes. The guy in my class wasnt even sandnog level dark, only a slight shade darker than others but kids are ruthless. he is a small businessowner right now and doing pretty good.
I have a job where I interact with white people 99.9% of the time and I've never bought Malt Liquor.
>>75623900
I can easily digest milk
i had a "libertarian phase"
>>75623900
I have a mid-Atlantic accent.
I wear a lot of Brooks Brothers.
I listen to classical music.
>>75624410
Underrated Post
>>75630122
This. You dont even have to be ginger for this if you are white.
>>75631967
>I have a mid-Atlantic accent.
Somehow I doubt that
