What American things have you done today to make the world go 'round today, /pol/?
Here's what I ordered:
>2 drinks, one Sprite, one cola
>Filet-o-fish
>Quarter pounder deluxe
>Big Mac
>3 sets of fries
>2 sundaes, one caramel and one chocolate
and after that I went to the theatres to watch the red pilled angry birds movie. Bought a large buttered popcorn and some jolly ranchers. All Other country's are allowed to post except for Turkroaches, Leafs, and Israelis.
Very american of you ham planet.
Fucking kill yourself
>>75616300
I had a burger and chicken nuggets today and made ribs for dinner. then I posted about niggers on 4chins
God Bless
>>75616638
jealous
I made hot dogs
>>75616300
>ordered fast food
>on memorial day
are you some sort of sad shut in?
Here's mine
>in-laws had a cookout
>brought beans
>threw a frisbee around
>rented a paddleboat and went around the lake with wife and sister in-law while listening to southern rock
>scared all the fishes away from some faggot Messicans
Took the poo to the loo
>>75616300
>except leafs
Well I guess another American thing I did was not following the rules
>>75616300
>mfw I got McDonalds today as well
>>75616300
I took a nap and had sex twice.
Posting on /pol/ from work
Sat on the couch all day and watched War movies.
God bless the USA
Had BBQ
>>75616300
I watched the Memorial Day Parade on TV.
Then I called my grandfather (veteran of the Korean War) to wish him a happy Memorial Day.
Then I went to pay my respects to my fathers grave. (killed fighting in Afghanistan)
Then I went home and I cooked my own damn burgers.
God bless America
>>75616300
>All Other country's
american grammar
>tfw born on memorial day
>>75616300
Currently drinking bourbon.
I had pizza and received fellatio a few hours ago, I felt pretty American just then
>>75617148
Are you me?
>>75616300
Voted for Sanders in the primaries.
God BLESS America!!
>>75616300
I half-assedly worked an 8-hour shift and then shoplifted
If I were a nigger I would have gotten fired for that, but as I'm white I'm too smart to get caught
>>75616300
>took Vicodin
>staired aimlessly at the TV while the movie Rush Hour was playing
>wrapped myself in blankets and had a snuggle party
>>75616300
I finger fucked my guns
>>75616300
Reminder that this is an NSA thread designed to match your purchases with the names of the people who bought those things, which NSA has corporate access to. They deleted the last thread soon after I posted this.
>>75618115
>implying I used my name on it
>implying my name was on the receipt
Good goy!
I bought a Japanese car and drank some craft beer with some fajitas.
>>75616300
>woke up around 11AM
>had sex with my sicilian wife
>had philly cheese steak from Subway for lunch with baked lays
>red bull
>coke x3 glasses full
>babybel x1
>double cheeseburger for dinner
>smores x2
>worked on riding lawn mower a bit
>inflated a low tire
>got gas
>went to grocery store to buy pickles, napkins, and mangos
>played Overwatch for about 6 hours so far today
>played Roblox with my kid
>put kid to bed
>watched WWE Monday Night Raw
>took nap on couch watching RAW
>ate some cake
>killed fly (pic related)
FYI killing the fly makes me inspired to play more Overwatch
>>75617564
wine glass proximity to the open computer case rustles my jimmies greatly
>>75616300
I got diabetes
>>75617427
Lol dead dad.
I respect your right and choice to consume all of that food in one day but damn... makes me feel sick.
God speed you crazy USAians.
>>75616300
drank about 6 cherry vanilla pepsi's
ate about a gallon of pasta salad
masturbated and did my laundry
>>75617564
That's not fucking bourbon you fag
>>75616300
I had a very well balanced day for food, balancing my macros at a perfect 50/30/20 carbs/protein/fat.
This is because my country is the only one in the world that can afford to eat good food at reasonable prices.
>>75618570
>ate about a gallon of pasta salad
Earlier this week I ate about a gallon of bacon ranch pasta salad myself. That stuff is crack
I went out and started a fight with someone and lost.
>>75618386
Lol Achmed
Playing weeb music in a Strat through a Marsh- fuck, no, Marshall's English. But It was also going through a Boss Super Over- wait, shit, looks like Roland is Japanese.
... Playing weeb music in a Strat. A mexican strat. But still, at least Fender IS murican, even if it's located in commiefornia. And the weeb music I was playing is heavily influenced in good old american rock and roll anyway.
>>75616300
Beans, white bread, BBQ sauce, potato salad, beer and fucking smoked brisket.
>>75616300
I went to popeyes. Ordered a #9. 2 tendies and popcorn skrimp.
I needed more sauces so I went back to the counter, and instead on simply requesting more sauces I asked for another spicy chicken breast as well.
>>75616300
Jello Shots
Marathoned Band of Brothers. Next year I'll marathon The Pacific.
Grilled some steak sandwiches on my charcoal grill, drank Wisconsin beer, took my kid to the memorial day parade.
Good day imo.
>>75618809
"lel, if I call him an arabic name, thatll sure show him!"
U.S. soldiers burn in Hell.
>>75618794
was it an emu?
>>75616300
Holy shit OP, you are the perfect goy.
>>75616300
Worked all day hauling furniture and metal pipes and other assorted heavy shit.
I didnt even know it was memorial day until a few hours ago when the store wouldnt sell me alchohol
oh well.
>went shooting with family
>grilled out steak n burgers
>day off for Memorial Day
>posted American things on Facebook
>drink
Was fun.
>>75617427
>Then I called my grandfather (veteran of the Korean War) to wish him a happy Memorial Day.
You basically told him you wished he died in korea. Memorial day is for dead people. Veterans day is for vets. Very American of you not to know what fucking holidays mean.
>>75616300
>slept of a 3 night Jack Daniels binge-hangover
>smoked 2 packs of cowboy killers
>had a domestic dispute with my ma
>got drunk off more Jack
>grilled steaks
>listened to Johnny Cash and Hank Williams Jr. while drinking and eating.
>laying in bed on mobile explaining to faggot OP my day.
Fucking felt great to have another amazing day in the USA.
>>75619050
haha, fucking Stan with the bantz, nice one mate.
>>75618670
>burguerfag
>good food
Pick 1 u bastard.
>>75616300
>red pilled angry birds movie
?
>>75617986
Kys
>>75619270
im saving this rare jackson
I went to work.
>>75618936
I wanna say so far you have had the best day.
>>75619360
Just another delusional consumerist amerifat. Move along.
>>75619270
RIP Johnny, Waylon, and Merle. It'll be a sad day when Willie and Hank Jr go, too.
>>75617413
This. American beer and war movies
>>75616300
>fried 2 thick, large square slices of bacon
>placed cheese on top
>fried an egg
>Placed the egg between the bacon strips with cheese touching the egg
>made a breadless egg and bacon sandwich using bacon as the bread
This sure was delicious, but really fucking fat.
>>75616300
>drank a fuckton of soda
>watched DC movies
>ate steak w/ lots of bbq sauce
>drank lots of Budweiser
>played guitar a bit
I did some work at the end of a project that I will be getting full credit for
>>75617427
>Dat pic
No refugees from america you say?
>>75619188
Maybe his dad is a slope
>>75619945
Ahh, I forgot about that story, have you ever met some old CSA family?
>>75616300
went to maccas for lunch for a quarter pounder and nuggets
watched wwe, didn't boo cena
murrica fuck yeah
>>75619945
What is this? People from another country that actually assimilate? Wow Mexicans could sure learn a thing or two
>>75620152
That's from Brazil, retard.
Made some hotdogs on the grill, had family over, played with my dog, went out to the movies with a friend. Pretty American day
>>75616300
>pulled out the smoker for a neighborhood party
>chicken, brisket, brought wurst, burgers, hotdogs
>talked about how were going to sue the shit out of the company who hit my sisters car over the weekend
>took out the garand and 1903
it was a good day
>>75619360
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/74883985
>>75620098
>have you ever met some old CSA family
Not personally, no. I did meet a couple of people who migrated from the us to here though.
>>75620152
>People from another country that actually assimilate?
They did not assimilate you retard, they maintain both their ethinical purity and their culture, there are regions of Americana that they don't even speak portuguese, speaking english in a heavy southern accent.
>>75616300
made some burgerz
I LOVE THE TROOPS
>>75620483
Go to Hell with them thrn.
>>75616300
Made hotdogs, and grilled the buns in a bit o butter.
Drank rootbeer afterwards and smoked dark leaf tobacco from Kentucky in a Missouri corn cob pipe.
I still have 3 of the 5 spaghetti western movies to watch I rented, with lead roles by John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, to name a few.
That and I have a few Louis L'Amour and Tom Clancy books on my nightstand to read before bed.
>>75619695
I am honored. Thank you
>>75616897
Perhaps you missed the part where he said no leafs. Knock knock
Go fuck yourself, leaf
>went on a mountain bike ride
>had a glorious 3x3 from in-n-out
>listened to country music the whole way home
>made more burgers for dinner
>clapped a lot
>wore my burger shirt to dinner
all in all good day
I fucking love this country
>>75621859
>3x3
how do you even eat that shit, i can barely fit the double-double in my mouth.
>>75616300
Ate carrots and then made Goulash
>>75621993
are you a canadian on vacation in america, by chance?
>>75618279
Proud of you fellow American
>>75620578
youre jealous cause his wife is hot. stop acting out fagit
>>75618794
