Will he ever be brought to justice? Some say he dindu nuffin, but lately Kek has been providing us with dank memes about Dan "Hymen Collider" Schneider.
What does it mean? Has Kek chosen /pol/ to expose this man for who he really is?
Let the memes flow like water.
Kek wills it.
>>75615602
STOP. DAN IS A GOOD MAN! DO NOT SLANDER HIM!
>>75615718
DO NOT POST THIS MEME. IT ISN'T FUNNY. SLANDER IS NOT COOL AND IS PUNISHABLE UNDER LAW.
We got nothing on him, not an obscure news story or even a shaky testimonial. I'm sorry guys but he's just weird, not pedo.
>>75615602
>Dan "Hymen Collider" Schneider
Fucking Dead
>>75615923
>SLANDER IS NOT COOL AND IS PUNISHABLE UNDER LAW.
It's not slander if it's true.
Took a flight to the states that quickly? You're going to pay, dan.
>>75615602
You mean, Dan "take the dick down low again if you want to be on Nickelodeon" Schneider?
>>75616152
DAN IS A GREAT MAN AND LOVED BY BOTH FAMILIES AND CHILDREN. HE IS SEEN AS A ROLE MODEL. YOU FUCKERS SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED. TAKE THIS DOWN!!
>>75616268
Kek
>>75616268
Please...
>>75615602
Dan "Open Wider" Schneider here. I have done nothing to warrant these slanderous
>>75616787
I thought you were Dan "give me a handy for the candy" Schneider?
Dan "Take it in the anus if you want to be famous" Schneider needs to be brought to justice
>>75617027
>>75617778
Fuck off, trolls. Dan makes family programs to be enjoyed by friends and family. He doesn't need your crap.
>>75617922
I agree. Dan "fondle my balls and hold my calls" Schneider would never do such despicable acts. Dan "turn around and get on the ground" Schneider is loved by both family and friends and has all of their full support in making his shows. Dan "Welcome to the Jungle" Jungle is completely innocent.
>>75618132
YES, HE IS INNOCENT. NOW STOP CALLING HIM THOSE RUDE NAMES. HE DESERVES RESPECT FOR THE CRAP HE PUTS UP WITH.
>>75617922
>Dan makes family programs to be enjoyed by friends and family.
It sure seems to be enjoyed by pedophiles everywhere.
You should be fucking ashamed for defending someone that works at a company that is literally placing subliminal mensages on their programs to try and sexualize children at an early age.
Just fuck off and go die in a fire, if this asshole ever visits my country he will be burned alive in a tire pile, as is demanded by the iron laws of the druglords.
>>75618305
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call Dan "if you tell anyone I'll kill you" Schneider those rude names.
>>75618305
Dan "The louder you scream, the harder I ream" Schneider thanks you for your support.
>>75615602
Dan "be my fuck buddy so you can be an understudy" Schneider isn't a child molester guys, get real
>>75618310
I KNOW HIM AND HE IS TOO BADASS FOR THAT. YOU SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT DAN THAT WAY. HE IS NOT A PEDOPHILE AND IT IS NOT HIS PROBLEM IF THEY LIKE HIS WITTY AND PROVOCATIVE SHOWS.
>>75618439
STOP.
Dan "you'll get the role if you ride my pole" Schneider
>>75618422
Jesus, Dan what the fuck!
>>75618625
Dan "If she's old enough to bleed she's old enough for me" Schneider?
>>75618679
Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
“Dirty” Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
>>75618422
Dan doesn't have that tattoo, I suspect this is a shoopdewoop
You gotta respect Dan "put your 13 year old girl finger up my ass so you can sit with the singers in first class" Schneider for what he's done for the business
>>75618619
STOP
>>75615602
Dan " get funky with my monkey" schneider
>>75618751
PLEASE
>>75618679
Dan "Giving their parents checks, for the pussies I wreck" Schneider
>>75615944
What about him asking his young fans for feet pics
>>75615602
dan " don't wipe your ass" Schneider
dan " herpes and burpees" Schneider
dan " bought a boy in Afghanistan " schneider
>>75618866
Stop it. He loves his friends and family. He'd never do anything bad. Do you think they would allow it?
>>75616443
Oh he's "loved" by children alright.
>>75618728
no you're thinking of Dan "pussy in the hand ah' worth two in Amanda" Schneider
>>75618923
Their parents love their kid and Dan treats them with the utmost respect.
>>75619079
LIES
>>75619065
dan " raw red hot weiner" schneider
>>75619133
Oh so children hate him, then?
>>75618374
Pretty hot source?
>>75618751
I hope /pol/ and /tv/ live on forever.
>>75616268
>Dan "take the dick down low again if you want to be on Nickelodeon" Schneider
>>75618132
>Dan "fondle my balls and hold my calls" Schneider
>>75619016
>dan " herpes and burpees" Schneider
>>75618923
Fucking gold
>>75619133
Dan "treats them with the utmost respect" Schneider? Never heard of him.
Is he related to Dan "treats them with chloroform" Schneider?
Literally crying. Will he ever be brought to justice?
>>75619127
OOOOOh Right Dan "The Man in the rolling rape van" Schnieder
>>75618903
Canada, get off the proxy, we know it's you.
>>75619200
NO. CHILDREN LOVE HIM AND THINK HE IS VERY COOL AND FUNNY BUT IN A NON-SEXUAL WAY.
>>75619166
Please stop.
>>75615602
Hey, sport
This exact playbook didn't work out well for the Zyklon Ben edits guy.
>>75616268
topkek
>>75618679
>HE IS NOT A PEDOPHILE
Never said he was, just said that he makes shows purposedly aiming to the pedophiles as their main target audience, even to the point of caring for them over the children that watch the show.
>>75618679
>IT IS NOT HIS PROBLEM IF THEY LIKE HIS WITTY AND PROVOCATIVE SHOWS.
It is exactly his problem, you fucking moron.
>>75618679
>I KNOW HIM AND HE IS TOO BADASS FOR THAT.
I don't give 2 fucks about how nice of a guy he is to people he meet, the fact is that he is a terrible person for doing what he does, despite your personal opinion of him.
>>75615602
What's up with all the Dan "Halt the van while I grab my cam and show you my ham" Schneider threads today?
>>75619248
I think he's related to Dan "Have a beer, it'll loosen your rear" Schneider
>>75619271
Is he related to Dan "Fucked Their Clam" Schneider?
>>75615602
Dan "Danlete This" Schneider
>>75618760
shhh
that tattoo is all in your mind
>>75615602
THIS IS THE PART WHERE I COME IN TO SAY DELET THIS BUT THEN AGAIN CAN YOU CALL THIS RIGHT HERE COINCIDENCE?
>>75619219
Moretta Cox yo. Enjoy.
>>75619488
More, do you make them?
>>75619577
I meant the captioned pix
mediafire.com/download/lqfeql3vuhmvt64/%28%28%28Dan+Schneider%29%29%29.7z
Go forth and meme
kek wills it
>>75619280
I am not in Canada. I am in Whatcom county and know Dan personally and am appalled at all of your pathetic LIES.
>>75619635
Yes, I originated them.
>>75619719
>>75619597
>>75619635
I'm making 'em. Looking for more material.
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Dan Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed her pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with dan barely able to force it past the knob, and her moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on dan's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>75618132
Hahahaha
>>75619402
He doesn't target pedos. He makes witty and fun loving shows for us all to enjoy. That's okay, right? End of discussion.
>>75619597
>>75619635
Ye. I'm making them. Looking for more material.
>>75619732
>LIES
You got me, really made me think, Dan. Therefore #imwithher
AN OPEN SECRET
it should fuel the debate
>>75619853
LIAR AND POSSIBLE PEDO DETECTED
>>75619323
Cool? Have you looked at yourself?
Also, stop contradicting yourself, Dan.
>>75619910
POST PROOF OF DAN BEING A PEDO AND I WILL AGREE BUT YOU HAVE NO PROOF.
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Dan Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed her pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with dan barely able to force it past the knob, and her moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on dan's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it.
>>75619732
I'm now a #shneidercollider
Dan “master of Tor” Schneider
>>75620005
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Dan Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed her pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with dan barely able to force it past the knob, and her moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on dan's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it..
>>75619853
>i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
I know I am
>>75619980
You know that you IMPLIED they loves him sezually and I called those BOLD FUCKING FACED LIES.
>>75615602
Dan "Likes Em tighter" Schinder
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Dan Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed her pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with dan barely able to force it past the knob, and her moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on dan's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
..
>>75620016
Looks like Baron Harkonnen in that pic
>>75620081
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Dan Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed her pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with dan barely able to force it past the knob, and her moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on dan's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
...
>>75620081
What are you talking about? This is a christian board, you fucking faggot
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Dan Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed her pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with dan barely able to force it past the knob, and her moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on dan's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it...
>>75618422
You can see that girls panties on the left
>>75620145
Didn't the baron have a taste for young boys?
>>75620051
I admit that Dan is PROBABLY VERY HUNG as you can see he is very funny and personnel to the people he meets and would NEVER do something as disgusting as you say, fucking LIAR.
>>75619884
>He doesn't target pedos.
You are just being delusional now.
>>75619884
>He makes witty and fun loving shows for us all to enjoy. That's okay, right?
Making shows for kids is ok, placing subliminal mensages to try and sexualize kids at an early age and push all sorts of strange sexual behaviours on kids is not ok.
>>75619884
>End of discussion.
Just because you say it does not make it true. I personally find it very offensive that he would portrait scenes of naked 14 year old girls on his shows and think "it is ok, it is a show for kids, no one will suspect that im putting this here to please my pedophile target audience".
Just stop defending him, he is a sick man that is taking advantage of little girls for the sake of profit, he is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with modern society.
>>75620290
Dan confirmed
>>75620024
Kek
>>75620005
I can confirm, femanon here. What >>75620051
Said is absolutely true, dan used to molest more. Good dick desu. He was taking something he had me measure his penis one time and it was nine inches erect,
>>75620191
Yes but I am Jewish and you should respect that.
>>75620290
He must really like loli
>>75615720
>>75615923
SHUT UP YOU AREN'T THE CANADIAN
>>75620145
Whoever controls the lice controls the universe!
Dan "warm up with that can" Schneider
>>75620312
You are looking at stuff that ISN'T THERE. WHEN DID HE HAVE A FREAKING NAKED GIRL ON HIS SHOW? THAT WOULD BE BANNED FOR BEING ILLEGAL.
>>75620360
Whoa that is fucking creepy, dog's name is fucking lolly
>>75620353
True?
>>75619548
Dan "Seeing little girl's toes makes my wee wee grow" Shcneider
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
>>75620467
dan hires actor who looks like him to kiss underage girls
>>75620353
His dick is probably nine FUCKING inches but that does NOT make him a pedophile, you lying LOSER. GET A LIFE.
>>75620360
Lolly is the dog's name, stupid head.
Guys, dan just thinks feet are """"""""funny""""""""""" lol it's not sexual or anything lol
>>75620473
Sadly, I sold my soul and didn't get my role.
Dan "two bucks for a fuck" Schneider
Dan "bleed her till you breed her" Schneider
Is that Dan "for a role in my show, take it up your asshole?" schinder?
>>75620319
I am not Dan.
>>75620365
I am from Washington, not Canada, poop for BRAINS.
>>75620365
Kek
That Canadianfag will show up don't worry
>>75620572
Holy kek this shit is fuking wild, it does look like him
>>75620652
>Look closer at the ketchup bottle
>Schneider ketchup
>>75620466
>You are looking at stuff that ISN'T THERE. WHEN DID HE HAVE A FREAKING NAKED GIRL ON HIS SHOW? THAT WOULD BE BANNED FOR BEING ILLEGAL.
I don't have the webm of it, but i clearly remenber seeing one of sam and cat where they were naked in a dressing room fighting over a dress or something over the dressers, and you can clearly see Sam's nipple on it, it is so fucking clear that it sickened me that this would be shown on tv.
Im sure someone here must have it, hope they post it so you can see exactly what im talking about.
>>75620701
Don't call him that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg
This is some 'Grade A' projecting.
>>75620662
>>Not calling you a liar,
>> I just hope this is not true.
>>.... but it is kids television.
Guys feet are so funny LOL dan just keeps thinking up funny ways to play with feet lol its not sexualised for his fetish lol
How many threads are we going to have on Dan "They'll Never Believe You" Schneider?
>>75620803
LIES. NUDITY IS NOT ALLOWED ON TELEVISION AND THAT SHOW IS PART OF DAN'S MORALS THAT HE TRIES TO SHOW THE NEXT GENERATION WITH. DAN IS VERY MORAL.
>>75620803
Aha, the infamous
"got a daughter? better hide her
from mollester" Danno Schneider
Looks like he's poking her with is dick.
Btw, ignore the PR Trolls in the thread.
>>75620866
Don't call him that
>>75615602
Post the link to his early 2000s forum posts where he defends pedophilia
>>75620679
Dan "the don of baby cannon" Schneider
Dan "a cellar for my cinderella" Schneider
>>75620866
As many as it takes until Dan "Seeing those little girl's feet makes me wanna beat my meat" Schneider is brought to justice anon...as many as it takes
>>75620803
not sexualised at all
>>75615944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg
Yeah, no, this isn't telling at all.
>>75620992
That's just a silly dance. If you think that is sexual get you're freaking head checked.
>>75621007
This freaks me out so much holy shit
Why would anyone defend him? Shills?
>>75621058
>>75621084
Some of us just enjoy his comedic timing and sense of humour.
>>75620919
>Mr. H directed episodes of All That
Dan was exec producer on that show
Dan tweet your feet so I can beat my meat Schneider
>>75620652
Wow, that was a lot longer than I thought it would be. What's even the context behind that scene?
>>75621125
>>75620893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYCzbTBoOok
Where is your god now?
>>75621211
What the fuck
>>75621193
There isn't any, theres literally tons of just weird feet shit filmed for dan to jerk off over. Its a power play for him to show to the world what he does to girls and gets away with
>>75621125
Get your head checked.
>>75620992
>>75621058
its what a duck does
>>75621058
There's nothing silly about Dan "Make toddlers quiver in my van down by the river" Schneider.
>>75621084
No, no, Dan 'rub in the lube, get on the tube' Schneider would never use shills, he does his best handiwork himself
>>75618751
my fucking sides, dude. lmao
Is he the only one that can molest more teenagers than Dirty Dan?
>>75621007
What is wrong with that video?
>>75621259
jesus christ
Look at the white arrow on this image and refer to common body language... She's already taken his dick.
The "7 inch thick" meme is propaganda by that 'damage-control' poster(s) in this thread.
This guy literally used the Jew to be in power to use these vulnerable girls.
>>75621259
I didn't see a drop of nudity. I saw a little side boob but that NEVER killed anyone watching the TV.
>>75621007
dear god
>>75621313
Don't call him that.
>>75620652
Anyone notice that his name is always hidden in the pedo scenes? It's like hes fucking with us.
>>75620464
>>75620536
That sneaky son of a bitch.
We need to get this fat fuck into a room with this guy..
>>75621433
Yeah man see>>75621291
>>75620146
she look like she been crying
I can't believe you guys are already trying to discredit this meme about Dan "Touch my weewee or you don't get on TV" Schneider by tipping off news sources and saying you're autistic. This will only make it worse and make them realize it. It'll only backfire on you Dan "pay the price and think of something nice" Schneider fanboys.
>>75621481
He's not fat. He is bulked up.
Dan "laws don't matter I'm gonna get inside her" Schneider
>>75621387
>I saw a little side boob but that NEVER killed anyone watching the TV.
I saw a tit, look closer you delusional moron.
This is a 14 year old girl for fucks sake, why the fuck is her tits being shown nude on tv on a fucking childrens show? And why the fuck are these 14 year old girls naked in a room full of middle aged men filming them? Does any of this look decent to you? Or morally upstanding?
>>75621358
I know, I could not believe it either, fucking sick.
>>75621516
Shes just remembering the good times
Dan "The Jr. High insider" Schneider
>>75621259
This isn't real. It can't be
>>75620259
Yep, But Dan "Two hands,and a face make it a clock" Schneider can go either way.
>>75621034
NORMIE: What's wrong with that? She's just tilting her head up in the rain. Get your head out of the gutter, anon.
>>75616268
lmao
>>75616443
Who is this outsider?
>>75621509
That is a paid shill trying to discredit Dan by making him seem bad. I know things that prove Dan is innocent and a HERO.
The jews control everything. EVERYTHING
>>75615602
Dan "Put it inside her" Schneider?
Dan "Sell her to our best buyer" Schneider?
>>75621007
Daily reminder that she started burning coal the second she left iCarly. Dan "the Diaper Sniper" Schneider really fucked her up
>>75621175
Are you a teenage girl? Because that's the type of person that would appreciate his 'comedic timing' and 'humor'
>>75619796
what the fuck is this webm
>>75620156
Wow it's been a couple years since I've seen that spicy meme
>>75620356
this is /pol/, so fuck your feelings. also MAGA
>>75621636
Are you referring to Dan "the first man inside her" Schneider?
is this topic ironic?
>>75621561
It is set in a changing room. I don't see a PROBLEM.
>>75621593
Oh it is real alright, and just one of several similar "bloopers" where the stars of the show get their private parts exposed.
>>75619783
>not make me famous in exchange for my anus
Missed oppurtunity
>>75621593
It's a shoop, its also potentially manufacturing of CP to edit shit like this.
Funny as hell that people are defending it thinking its real.
>>75615944
Case closed.
Another monster gets away
>>75621614
>>75621627
I am not an outsider. I have been browsing ablnd talking about Dan's greatness for years.
>>75621670
>> probably to feel safe. . .
post yfw Trump creates a special task force of elite FBI agents, LAPD vets, federal prosecutors and NSA IT specialists to find every pedo in Hollywood and imprison them,
Remember: defeating these people also will break liberal Jewish control of American culture
>>75621536
beefcake
>>75621211
Dan "the toe collector" Schneider
>>75621662
Don't call him that
Uncle Paul Schneider. He's 57 years young. 'membah when I used to take yah to the studio and I'd say "Open wide so you can get the money" and you'd swallow it all down?
>>75621739
>It is set in a changing room. I don't see a PROBLEM.
The problem is all the sick freaks that are fapping to this little girls tits because of that show, do you seriously think this is not a problem?
>>75621781
your porn addiction is playing with your mind
>>75621693
No, but Dan's shows are fily friendly and I endorse them.
>>75621828
>>75621716
Don't call him that
>>75621007
WHAT THE SHIT DAN SHNEIDER
Explain YOURSELF OR BURN AT THE STAKE FOR HERESY
>>75621828
I am still hoping for Obama to give ISIS some nukes especially made for Hollywood and Jew York.
>>75621509
Thw rabbit hole must go deeper.
There are 3 episodes
1- Amanda Show, she is dancing but someone is grabbing her from behind like a puppet, the mysterious figure grabs her boobs 2-3 times
2-In Drake and Josh there is a episode where a small girl is unconcious and thrown into a garbage bin
3- In Victoriious there is a episode where a grown man dressed as a lobster is literally spanking and touching Victoria's ass
>>75621670
Her wikipedia mentions nothing about a father, so I assume she was fucked up well before Schneider. He will be the reason she abuses drugs and dies early, though.
I love the fact that there's a US poster "UeVRKigX" issuing damage control CONTINUALLY. Over and over with the same IP-name that uses 'caps'.
Mr. Schneider is so behind the times "looking at child-porn all day" that he can't fathom the idea of something other than a shit-post.
>>75621838
Dan is handsome in a rugged and nontraditional way. This guy gets it.
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>>75621895
And your naivete is making you think that Hollywood scum doesn't live for this shit.
>>75621894
btw it's a shoop, there was no sideboob on tv, she was actually wearing something.
>>75621961
That's why they call him Dan "The Pacifier" Schneider
>>75621914
They are "filly" friendly, I agree. He filly-ou up and you can get a career going. That's why he called it the ol' "filly". He also liked to play frickle frackle, that's when you put soap suds on your peeny and you whip your hips around like a hula hoop and he gets the soap on his face and it's called the ol' frickle frackle.
>>75621984
that's not him, he uses a canadian proxy
>>75621984
>about 2 out of every 9 posts in this thread are by UeVRKigX
is this real?
>>75621712
I FUCKING HATE ANTI-SEMITISM.
Dan "First I suckle the feet then they go on the nick" Schneider
..then, there's the 'AUS' poster, (convenient per the time of day) that posts the same bullshit meme text over and over in attempt the mark the thread as B.S. (Psychology 101)
So, he posts bullshit to attempt to coerce news-sites into thinkining were all a bunch of retards.
Sorry, bro. We're onto you.
>>75622176
Could be.
waiting for actionable e.
>>75622017
no i was comparing him to eric cartman
>>75622154
I don't use a proxy, you idiot face. I just go to Canada to meet friends and family. Some of them have even met and CAN ATTEST that Dan is a brave soul.
Dan "I came to put it inside 'er" Schneider?
>>75622184
Well son, you came to the wrong place. Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>75622184
triggered
"Beer Can" Dan
"I like them young and tan" Dan
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Dan "If you have a daugher, hide her" Schneider
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
"Dirty" Dan Schneider
Dan "Open Wider" Schneider
Dan "Makes the young pussy wider" Schneider
Dan "Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan 'The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan "She's a Fighter, Hold Her Tighter" Schneider
Dan "Get in the van" Schneider
Dan "Deep inside her" Schneider
Dan "I've had tighter" Schneider
Dan "Came inside her" Schneider
Dan "The diaper slider" Schneider
Dan "The cheek divider" Schneider
Dan "The hymen collider" Schneider
Dan "The cervix wrecker" Schneider
Dan "this on'es a bleeder" Schneider
Dan "the junior high insider" Schneider
Dan "already creampied her" Schneider
Dan "The demolition man" Schneider
Dan "Pre-Pubescent Pussy Piledriver" Schneider
Dan "The Super Large Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan "show me your anus and I'll make you famous" Schnieder
Dan "Liquor In The Front Poker In The Back" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider
Dan "Chicken Nugget means Less Pain When I Plug It" Schneider
Dan "I Might Not Go Down In History But I'll Go Down On Your Little Sister" Schneider
>>75621561
She has nice tits.
This PEDO witch hunt stuff is hilarious since all straight men find these teen post pubescent girls attractive. Its when stuff gets south of puberty where things get truly creepy.
Also boy fucking, boy fucking is creepy as hell and those dudes should be shot.
Dan Schneider is a sick fuck. It's not just nickelodeon stars, either. look into his Erin Sanders shoots. they are almost ALWAYS pictures of him grabbing/touching/standing unusually close to visibly underage females, sometimes in promiscuous clothing(or very little clothing at that). All the while, ol' Schneider's got this sick look on his face. Not a lighthearted 'smile for the camera' look that most people have. more like an 'I'm about to score massive' facial expression. if you don't know what that looks like, you're probably too young to know.
The most memorable one for me is the shot he did with Natalie Portman back when she was probably about, oh, 14-16. I didn't even know about this whole underaged-sex scandal he was rumored to be involved in when I saw that picture, I could just tell what was up by how he was grabbing Portman and his facial expression. Basically what I've been trying to explain above - he does it A LOT in his photos. If I had the time to dig for the photo, I would.
But you wouldn't even need just that photo to make any assertions. A quick google search will show many other pictures where he does that, as well as some photos from his many Erin Sanders shoots.
I'm not saying to jump into this headfirst believing that this guy is what I'm saying he is. Do some digging for yourself, and most importantly, use common sense. These rumors didn't just start based on some rolling snowball of forum posters.
>>75622049
Casey Aldridge is the father, and she got pregnant at 16, so is not even pedophilia.
Dan "You'll Never Find Her" Schneider is complete innocent!
Red Van Dan
Thailand Dan
Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
“Dirty” Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Make It Wider" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "Slide It Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "You'll Never Find Her" Schneider
Dan "The Young Slit Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "All 3 Inches Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "Get Gnarly With iCarly" Schneider
Dan "Put A Finger Inside her" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "Try Some Of This Cider" Schneider
>>75622322
>> #notallpol
>>75621627
He's a meme. Yesterday it was a Canadian
>>75622268
That guy is fat and ugly. Dan is rugged and smooth.
>>75622049
OH, HELL NO!
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>>75622017
>Dan the man Schneider is shitposting on a chinese underwater basket weaving image board in front of my very eyes
what a time to be alive
what a time to be alive
>>75622268
beef cake! look how ripped and hansome he is! so rugged! ready for national tv!
>>75619548
Conversion disorder (Functional Neurological Symptom Disorder) is categorized under the new Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM-5) category of Somatic Symptom and Related Disorders.[1] It involves symptoms or deficits affecting voluntary motor or sensory function that suggest a neurologic or other general medical condition. Yet, following a thorough evaluation, which includes a detailed neurologic examination and appropriate laboratory and radiographic diagnostic tests, no neurologic explanation exists for the symptoms, or the examination findings are inconsistent with the complaint. In other words, symptoms of an organic medical disorder or disturbance in normal neurologic functioning exist that are not referable to an organic medical or neurologic cause.[2]
Common examples of conversion symptoms include blindness, diplopia, paralysis, dystonia, psychogenic nonepileptic seizures (PNES), anesthesia, aphonia, amnesia, dementia, unresponsiveness, swallowing difficulties, motor tics, hallucinations, pseudocyesis and difficulty walking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9RPs_ysYgE
>>75622110
I meant family friendly. It was a FREAKIN TYPO. I bet you GET typos too.
>>75622219
>#DanTheMan
Is this one of us?
Dan "Please, mister! It won't go any wider" Schneider
>>75622162
>mouse over ID
>42 posts
>>75622430
Dan detected
welcome to 4chan dan
>>75617778
Don't you mean Dan "be a trooper, take it in the pooper" Schneider?
>>75619796
Wow holy fuck. I wouldn't normally believe it but that twitching is a symptom of very, VERY strong anxiety (somatic symptom), and for it to be triggered in that manner that easily implies heavy trauma. That doesn't necessarily prove Beer Can Dan did it, but trauma is definitely there.
>>75622184
worshiping people like this.remove yourself form the gene pool faggot
