Alberta needs out of this cuck country
AExit thread. American and UK input welcome. How do we make this happen?
>>75613463
Fuck off nigger
>muh oil
>u cant tell me what to do ottawa fuk u
Kill yourself you degenerate.
>>75613463
Good luck
>>75613463
we embrace the fire as our ally. Move east, move ever east.
>>75613768
This is why we must go.
Fuck RoC enjoy your shitskins, trannies, feminism 3.0 and your commie government.
>>75613463
>How do we make this happen?
Gotta wait 3 more years so we can vote the fucking NDP out of power first.
>>75613863
This idea has potential
>>75613463
Bring us please :3
>>75613768
If you want Alberta out then what's the problem? Everybody would be happier if we split.
>>75613935
Why wait? Who said anything about democracy?
>>75613935
Notley's already getting bullets mailed to her office, this isn't going to take 3 years to resolve.
>>75613952
>implying we could leave sask behind.
>>75613999
Again, good luck
If you're just now trying to leave its already too late.
The easiest way out is at the business end of a gun
>>75613768
Go suck on Trudeau's chastity cage you ignorant piece of shit, Alberta is the heart of Canada's economy after Harper went full retard and decided to go all in on oil right before the sand niggers cucked everything up.
We need to meme magic Kevin O'Leary or Brett Wilson into the premiers office, and then make a break for forming a Western confederacy. BC will have to come because we can't defend ourselves on three sides. Brad Wall will support us in SK, he's the only premier left who isn't totally useless.
Team up with Saskabush
>>75614077
That was back when Canada's government had something resembling balls, though.
>>75613463
>all provinces go their own way
>we all meet up for a BBQ and lie about how well we are doing
>go home and cry about how much we secretly miss each other and the bants we used to have as provinces across each other
Yeah ya'll are cunts, but ya'll are cunts together. It's called being a family you twats.
>>75613463
Why do albertans feel so entitled? All your doing is digging up the oil, but you're relying on the federal government to export it. Just he happy you struck the geographic lottery or you'd be no different than newfoundland
>>75614114
This is what I'm thinking. Problem is that the kind of fire power we need isn't easy to come by in these parts. Hunting rifles just won't do. We also need a way to block Canadian media broadcasts and start our own media
>>75614219
>your drug addict brother keeps borrowing tens of thousands of dollars to get high and putting the loan with your name co-signed.
ya one big happy family huck huck.
>>75614183
Maybe Little Justin will send the army of the Congo to put down this rebellion (in exchange for being allowed to stay after, gotta get those male negroes into the country) :^)
>>75614161
Kevin O'Leary is a clown, he's not even a particularly good buisnessman and he's just harping to the media for sound bytes. If he was serious he'd have already put himself in for nomination.
Brett Wilson would be a much better fit, his personality is way more relatable. Is he even in politics though?
>>75614077
He actually looks like Trudeau...
>>75614266
There was no luck involved in getting oil in Alberta (something certain provinces can't seem to understand). That was an Albertan scientist's who pioneered the process and developed it.
>>75614266
Entitled? HAHAHAHAHAHA who's getting billions of dollars of transfer payments from whom cuck???
Our land our resources.
See USA and UK this is why we need out. This ass backwards relationship to the rest of this quasi Marxist Norky country
>>75614299
Nothing about it said a happy family.
Canada isn't a happy nation. We're passive aggressive cunts that more often than not, hate the ever living fuck out of each other and everyone else.
Cut the brother's funding and put him into rehab or kick his teeth in. I don't care.
>>75614362
Louis Riel could give Little Justin bruises just by looking at him. There's no comparison
>>75614266
Alberta is like Saudi Arabia. In 50 years they will be a prairie frozen shithole that no one wants to live in. Alberta squandered its wealth. If anything we should increase the equalization payments so that a proper government can use this money instead of wasting it on garbage that goes no where. Alberta is a resource extractor, nothing more. It doesn't deserve or need any investment. This recent downturn has proven that investing in Alberta will never work.
>>75614266
If you feel Alberta is entitled why bristle up so much about the prospect of Alberta leaving? If they're irrelevant what do you lose by cutting them loose?
>>75614477
the truth is we'd be invaded by ontario if we forced ourselves out. they've done it before they'll do it again.
Best time to do it with Trudeau in power. He will probably apologize and let you leave Canada.
>>75614354
No idea, but he seems fairly level headed. If the Wildrose hadn't split the conservative vote, we probably could have avoided the NDP. Not proud to admit it, but I voted for them, thinking they would be a welcome change from the Conservatives.
>>75614547
Alberta is free to leave if they do it by force or through the proper procedures. Otherwise stfu.
>>75614569
Nah, we're too cucked to do that. Good luck tho, might be funny, like if those fags in Quebec were to try separating.
>>75614526
Saudi Arabia has nothing but sand. The western prairies were the breadbasket of Canada long before Alberta struck oil. If the oil runs out they'll be growing grain like they've been doing the last 150 years.
>>75614426
Your resources? Haha okay bud no problem, just pay the 40% tariff for transporting "your" resources through "our" pipelines faggot.
>>75614526
Yeah we squandered it on the have not provinces. Fuck you guys
>>75614569
it's true.
I mean, take a good look at >>75614053
Between Ontario and Quebec, the rest of the country means fucking nothing.
1+1+1+17+4+1+7+10+11+4+7= 64 seats for Libs across all provinces excluding Ont & QB.
80+40=120 fucking seats for just Ont and QB. They pretty much double the votes within that section. They are the real cancer.
Everyone I know from NFL and NS didn't vote because they have cottages in the middle of no where and never deal with the government besides a very small property tax, so fuck who thinks they run the place.
The saying in the west here is, Voting starts in Quebec and ends in Ontario. It's fucking stupid, and the whole, Provinces can govern themselves is being spit on more and more.
When my mayor Mr Klein whipped quarters at hobos I told my dad about it and he said "Overhand? Ralph's been looking a bit fruity these days I hope he didn't embarrass himself".
We don't need to leave this country. We should fucking take it over.
>>75614597
A minority government would have been better but in the long term the best thing that could have happened to the right wing in Alberta was to expose people to a few years of the NDP. The PCs were bloated and were operating like a banana republic and the Wildrose constantly shot themselves in the foot with mouthy MPs. They'll see what their bullshit has brought about and one way or another get their act together.
>>75614751
100 years ago maybe, but not today. Alberta has also fallen behind in this department as well. Canada global share of wheat is less than 5%. Albertans can't seem to be competitive with anyone else on the global stage. I think their entitlement has made them lazy. Alberta is only good for raw resources shipped to provinces/countries with people that are intelligent enough to properly use them.
>>75613463
Albertans are so delusional and pathetic that i pity them
>>75615162
>Canada global share of wheat is less than 5%
So? Canada's global share of oil is about 2% and it's important enough to singlehandedly drives the health of the canadian dollar. 5% is massive considering how many people in the country actually farm.
>>75614798
What else would you have spent it on? Investing in Alberta has been proven to not work and been a money sink. Alberta does not deserve any of that money until they can show returns on these investments.
I think it would be really neat to see North America break into separate provinces under a uniform continental government. Everyone gets independence and a regional identity.
>>75615076
I also think its hilarous they had female premiers leading their parties and in the end all these parties implode due to corrupt and incompetence. it was like watching sarah palin vs sarah palin light vs russian sarah palin.
>>75615364
Fuck off annexationist
>>75615169
>Canadians are so delusional and pathetic I pity them
Fixed it for you Cancuck
you elected ndp
fuck you stupid retards, i hope fort mcmurray gets burned to the ground again next year
t. Saskatchewan
>>75613463
I will literally take all my guns and move to Alberta if this ever looks to happen.
>>75615519
What're you gonna do when you run out of oil in 20 years, albertacuck? You'll basically be third world tier
Come home my brothers
>>75615300
That's cause everyone except you realizes that the only thing Alberta is good for is oil. Alberta will never be competitive is any other industry so why funnel cash into Alberta? BC, Ontario, and Quebec have the potential to be leaders in other industries and should be subsidized by provinces that do not need any investments because they are resource based.
>>75615358
Didn't you just call Alberta entitled?
What obligation do we have to you people?
None
>>75615358
How much debt is each province in separately? Show us the numbers these things are not a secret.
Which province sucks in the most "wealth" generated by the other provinces but pays the least back?
If your going to argue like a doo doo head atleast bring facts to try and appear intelligent.
now go back and look at how many seats each province has.
>>75615616
You know Alberta is the most educated province right?
>>75615580
Give us guns Trumpbro
>>75615576
Do it bro. It's in the air
We are tired of this shit
alberta is fascinating
ralph klien died and the whole province went full retard culminating in a fucking ndp government
are albertans so stupid that they couldnt bother looking up the history of ndp governments and their """"accomplishments""""?
>>75615577
200 years dumbass peak oil is a lie
>>75613845
Fuck off quebec.
>>75615710
You know Alberta is not the most educated province right?
I can do it too. If you think you deserve this money then prove you can spend it wisely. Otherwise give it to people who can. If you want to leave then try and leave. Last time I checked you are outnumbered by quite a lot and would have a hard time going anywhere. Guess you ain't going anywhere too bad for you.
>>75615976
Quebec seems to support this shit
>>75614053
yep
>>75615908
boomers and "Transient citizens" are what created the ndp. But yes people more politically savy knew full well what was going to happen.
>>75614338
the fact that the black population of blacks is only 2.9% is unacceptable and frankly racist
>>75615908
NDP were basically voted in by naturalized immigrants, retarded millennials who are still in uni and single moms. They never would have won if the Conservative and WR hadn't gone so absolute full retard before the election.
>>75615927
lmfao when the ndp are done with you the oilsands will be shutdown permanently and you'll all be working at walmart for minimum wage paying taxes up the ass while teachers and nurses get 3000% pay increases
>>75613768
This is why the other countries think Canada is a shit-postier country than Straya
Trudeau is going to let the province burn because Alberta didn't vote for him. Then he will fill the province up with muzzie imigrants thst will vote him to stay in.
Western Canada is doomed because just think of how this fucker is going to react once a big earthquake hits BC
>>75616149
see and we understand these are tools used by an oppressive regime to control and manipulate us. Alberta generated the most wealth because it had the most intelligent citizens who are the most resourceful.
Don't believe me? look up which province turns out the highest number of entrepreneurs.
See when your born indebted to the government and live your whole life scrapping by trying to survive in an environment where massive inflation will forever crush you...theres a reason i've been talking with butt blasted lefties for my entire life.
>>75613463
In your dreams hick
>>75613463
Pls to bring Saskatchewan as well, we have lots of resources.
Also invade B.C. and kick all the chinks out of there America, you would love it plus then you have a direct route to Alaska.
>>75616149
The NDP aren't going to last another year.
>>75613768
Kill yourself you tranny fuck.
>>75616388
At the end of our guns tranny humping eastern faggots
>>75616026
Most educated, hardest working, highest IQ, but our wealth comes solely from our oil according to the Ontariniggers. Top kek.
>>75616121
it blows my balls off that kids in university, who will be seeking a job in a likely competitive field, would vote ndp, it just astounds me
>>75614526
Good thing we were forced to give away our earnings to the lazy faggots east of Winnipeg.
>>75616718
If they were actually savy and acted in self interest they wouldn't. Unfortunately they're so deep in Kike brainwashing by that point they're beyond help.
>>75614787
Easy solution is to shut the oil patch down and watch this whole country destroy itself economically. IT faggots like yourself who caused this shit. Pipeline the oil to montana, let trump figure out where to put it.
>>75614787
>40% tariff on energy imports
>this is how retarded and economically inept Quebecois really are
I think realistically the biggest barrier from Alberta separating would be how do we control our land deals with china and foreign investors? we also might end up kicking off ww3 by appearing as too tempting of a target to russia though if the don gets voted in you'll probable see the wolf lay down to sleep for 8 years.
>>75617050
>he's opposed to tariffs
Top goy
>Alberta has oil
>America wants Alberta
FUCKING YANKS!!!!!
>abandoning Canada to the savages and not fighting for nationalist interests
>implying a seceded Alberta won't be immediately taken over by mudshits
Delusional Idiot: The OP
>>75614787
Golly gee I sure wish we had pipelines that lead to America but alas, no way to do that
Kys retard
>>75617287
>Alberta's face when millions of African Americans start to pour in
>>75617167
There's a big difference between tariffs on energy (which your entire economy relies on) and random junk from China.
>>75617433
We have hydro
>>75616026
http://www.conferenceboard.ca/hcp/provincial/education.aspx
Yes we are
Could the absolute madman do it? Could he cuck Trudeau and annex Alberta and Saskatchewan?
We could have based conservative cannucks and lots of wilderness and oil. And we'd actually put out the fire.
>>75617287
It won't be taken over by mudshits because we're fucking racist and will build a wall if we have to
>>75617560
Hydro doesn't cover everything and is generally inefficient compared to other energy sources the government bluepills feel to be icky and gross like nuclear and thorium.
>>75613965
for all the
>muh oil
they talk, they still desperately need it to fuel their spending habits. no different than Quebec wanting to leave really, except it's not them talking about leaving. they hold no cards should it come to it
>>75617655
They're Cruz conservatives, not Trump conservatives
>>75617775
But we have so much hydro we sell the extra to other provinces and to some American states. No need for nuclear in Quebec
>>75617388
Fucking easterners think they know how to oil hey
We'll just sell it to the US or refine it and sell it to Japan
>>75617876
No we hate Cruz
>>75617737
>we're fucking racist and will build a wall if we have to
Which is why the NDPs are in charge now right?
>>75617876
>No need for nuclear in Quebec
What a shitty non-forward way of thinking. Why not go for a better alternative that will save money and produce more jobs for your province?
>>75617581
Your own source shows BC and Ontario are rated higher. Keep the payments coming and stop wasting my time. Intelligent work is not your forte. Stick to extracting oil.
>>75617937
But the Conservative Party, dominated by Albertans, is basically Cruz-style cuckservatism. They did a bit better in Quebec last election because they wanted to tell the mohammedans to get fucked, but it remains to be seen if they take the right direction in the future.
>>75618023
We have excess energy and hydroelectric dams already built. Why waste money building new power plants? It also keeps the James Bay Cree employed and less degenerate for not depending on handouts
Canadians answer please
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>>75613463
Good luck with your independence movement. It is not as if you faggots sprout up like warts the moment things aren't going like your envisioned utopia
>>75617388
>Albertans think they own the pipelines
Jesus fuck no wonder you guys blew all your oilboom money. Hope the toys were worth it dumbass. Enjoy welfare.
Can New Brunswick leave as well? We hate Trudeau. Plus our flag is great.
>>75614426
I'm actually positive we would take you. In time we will take all of canuckistan tbqh. Besides, our interstate rivalries are way more fun.
>>75613463
BC wants out too, how do we make happen?
>>75618465
>Jesus fuck no wonder you guys blew all your oilboom money. Hope the toys were worth it dumbass. Enjoy welfare.
Damn you Eastbums are spiteful. IDK where this meme comes from but the only people really suffering in Alberta right now are low skilled workers. Most of us are still better off during our slump than you are at your peak.
God it must being so poor and angry all the time.
>>75618804
keep dreaming. first of all half your southern states will be part of mexico in the next 20 years. why would we want to join you when america will fall apart in the next 20 years?
>>75616367
Trudeau isn't smart enough to devise a plan like that.
>>75618734
That is a great flag.
>>75618846
BC can comeif you want, and NW territories and our brothers in Sask of course..
West Canada fucking stronk.
>>75619001
Because they will all be sent back.
Idk why you act like Americans and Canadians aren't literally the exact same people anyways.
>>75613463
What Alberta's percentage of whites? If it's 90% or over you could join us and become the 51st state.
>>75619978
We're about 80% white, but most of our non-whites are highly productive Asians.
>>75618804
I love the queen tho
I'd go for it if you recognised her as head of state
>>75618908
I can't tell if your just ruseing me or you're actually this retarded.
>Relying 2014 stats
>Using gdp per capita as a measure of personal wealth when average income is literally right beside it
>not realizing that because nobody wants to live in alberta your gdp per capita gets inflated
>Ignoring ontario's total gdp which is double albertas
>ignoring every other metric where ontario is best
Please Alberta stop it. I don't want to be mean because you're going throufh the fire and all but this is becoming sad.
>>75620165
The best type of non-whites
>>75620456
>british monarchy
>implying it wont be the fall of the republic and the rise of an empire with our first american soverign
Come my leaf brother, together we will be kangz and shiet.
>>75620569
Yeah and after paying twice the taxes that you poor fuck pay we still have significantly higher incomes. Point proven.
>>75613463
Don't fucking dare
>>75620883
>Thinking 10k makes up for having to live in fucking Alberta
Oh shit my sides
I'm beginning to understand how you guys managed to elect NDP.
And wtf are you on about bud, you guys pay one of the lowest taxes. All that oil money couldn't even teach you the tax code? http://turbotax.intuit.ca/tax-resources/taxes-alberta.jsp
Just stop, it's time to go to bed. I'm not gonna pick on you anymore.
I've never seen so many fucking leaves. As for the split, if you can self-govern, do it. I also want the EU and the UK to split if they can.
>>75620569
>sing gdp per capita as a measure of personal wealth when average income is literally right beside it
Yes, and Alberta's average income is the highest among the provinces, just like Alberta's GDP per capita. The cost of living in Alberta is also significantly lower than in Ontario, meaning that Albertans have a substantially higher quality of life than Ontarians.
>Ignoring ontario's total gdp which is double albertas
In 2014, Alberta's economy was 52% the size of Ontario's. In 2010, it was 42%. In 1990, it was 25%, and smaller than British Columbia's, putting Alberta at fourth place among the provinces. Alberta's GDP compared to Ontario's has gone from 25% to over 50% in 24 years, leaving both British Columbia and Quebec in the dust. You should probably stop resting on your laurels and elect a competent government that will turn your economy around, or Alberta will be the largest economy in Canada within your lifetime.
>>75622014
We pay double the tax because shit ass "progressive" taxes, in pure dollar terms.
>>75613463
AExit !!!!
>>75620883
>>75623086
Alberta's tax burden is significantly lower than Ontario's. You have the lowest income taxes in the country and no PST.
What the fuck are you talking about u.s and u.k input? The u.s is the last person to ask. Fuck you are retarded.
Do you know why Toronto/gta sucks? because it's Canadas version of u.s.a so why the fuck would you not consider u.s.a the Foreign Enemy
Come home white man
>>75623187
Speaking of federal taxes here and in pure dollar amounts, not in percentile terms.
Per person, we pay about double the federal tax dollars of the Eastern provinces.
>>75623242
Is the US actually so cucked that there are that many racemixers?
Also just gonna ensure Ontario and BC know their place in case some of them are being uppity itt
>>75623345
That's a pretty spectacular Prairie flag, I've got to say.
>>75623386
Of course, I will be posting more anti-american information so hopefully no more Canadians EVER consider them anything but Toronto:The Nation
>>75623345
>come home white man
Actually it's the other way around, we will take north dakota and certain other racially salvageable areas of u.s.a
But good joke post on your part.
>>75623480
Thanks man, glad you like it.
When Trump says he wants to stop muslim immigration people say * its unconstitutional, you cant do that! *
That is a situation of utter cuckdom.
Here if someone says the same thing about banning a type of immigrant, they will be called * un-canadian * but do you know whats better about that is at least we can always redefine what being canadian means and it isnt just jew written words written into stone that forever dictates us and sends us into a global racial melting pot.
I mean my god the constitution is worse than an actual human dictator because at least dictators die.
>>75613463
crazy Albertan thinks they get special treatment over the Quebec separatists.
All of Canada wants to separate from each other, sometimes I think our provinces are more divided than the united states, at least they call themselves "united". We just chose " Canada" as a replacement for "Contested Winterlands"
>>75623490
If I remember right (no source unfortunately) even Toronto only had a 6% racemixing rate for relationships. This means the US has something like a 4% racemixing rate for white women alone (the men can't be determined so the rate is AT LEAST 4%). Sad!
don't forget based sask
ow as we can see- and already knew- the american is the majority poster and hence holds majority influence. This influence unchecked personally will let the individual be influenced by this majority without realizing it but he must.
He must question that perhaps a lot of his formed stances here are too american influenced, and that america itself is a very questionable if not enemy source of influence.
One can argue even half of americans posting here are not white. Remember that.
There is a spirit of resistance which we must personally employ here if we are to guard what is important here- as we realize the greatest corruption is the american. The source always american.
America is the main obstacle to overcome for any of us nationalists now obviously.
Certainly it is not just Canada that must overcome the u.s.a but Europe as well.
Edward Snowden leaks revealed it is u.s.a that spies on German government, hence having its jewish hold on europe and being just as relevant to them as us.
Know your enemy.
>>75613463
petition the Trump administration to annex you
>>75623830
How did you generate the data for each country, assuming you created this?
>>75624336
I didn't
I'm from Québec, at the end of the day economies can change drastically very quickly. If they feel so culturally different from the rest of the country I'd see no problem with It.
I believe that the government should stop all subsidies and lower taxes, this would probably kill the oil sands and companies like Bombardier but it will be for the better.
