reminder that /pol/ will be a country in 10 years
>>75604698
Yeah, but then it will join the EU.
>>75604698
no it won't
oh THAT'S what you're implying with those coordinates you keep posting
lol not gonna happen
>>75604835
>>75604858
watch me faggots
How many people do you seriously have that will do this?
How much money do you have? How much do you need?
>implying
>trapped on a remote island in the south pacific with mummyposter and several other autists
I'd do it. I've always wanted to live like Robinson Crusoe.
Where's that island and who is going to let you move there?
>>75604698
If a deluded leftist radio dj can do it, so can we!
Ahh, yes.
/pol/, where our main exports are broken dreams and dank memes
>>75605240
>tfw the cuckposter is there too though and the whole thing turns out to be an elaborate cuck-trap where you're locked in a chastity device, dressed up as a french maid, and forced to serve drinks to virile young black men who fuck cute blonde white women in front of you while you gently sob in the corner
>>75605098
however many I feel is necessary, got a forum with a few people on it, but i will select people when the time comes
>>75605414
southern line islands
-malden
-starbuck
-vostok
-millennium
-flint
>>75604698
I've got $120,000 AUS shit bux saved up, which i'd happily fork over for a piece of that white kingdom.
>>75605240
Swiss Family Robinson!
> No Fridays!
>>75605868
nice, use it to build yourself a house there
nothing too fancy though, it's going to be hard to transport things
>>75605764
Yeah, you would hate that, sure.
>implying cuckoldry wouldn't be a capitol crime in Nova Europa
>>75606021
kek
>>75604698
Will it have google fiber??
>>75606282
satellite
>>75606161
That raises a good point: Are you allowed to execute people if you start your own country in modern times?
>>75606528
depends on the crime
>>75606412
Fuckkkkkk
>>75606641
we can still shitpost its ok
How would a /pol/ony be governed?
>>75605240
>Robinson Crusoe
It will be like Lord of the Flies except the two tribes will the Anglos and the Krauts. Photos of Oswald Mosley and Mr Bean will be nailed to every tree.
>>75606916
all decisions based on whoever gets dubs, trips, etc.
>federal republic of mummy
>>75604698
Good- we'll trick all the statist cunt autists into going there and then hit them with airborne ebola. No more communists, no more fascists.
>>75607060
Laughed audibly.
>>75607111
Witnessed.
>>75607152
Are you seriously, unironically a libertarian in 2016? Do you support open borders?
>>75604698
/Namibia/?
>>75606916
semi democracy
local issues resolved democratically but national things are done by military
>>75607247
they are stupid
>>75607060
check these
>>75607333
>>75607278
tell me more about your plans
>>75604698
Where?
...Can we make Rhodesia great again?? :^D
>>75607333
>>75607437
what would you like to know
>>75607333
halal
>>75607455
No niggerlands
>>75607680
where will this country be in? And how are you going to do it...
>>75607333
>>75607060
>Canadians and Australians get all the recurring digits and shitpost the country into oblivion
ebin
I'd totally go to the republic of mummy
>>75608011
line islands like i already said
we start at malden, then starbuck, then the atolls in the south
will sail there, plant flag, raise tents, build some small structures
gotta lay low though
>>75607680
How much money should people have before they move there? What about firearms?
>>75604698
Looks pretty barren. Why not move to The Pitcairn Islands. Adamstown is established and atm hardly any cunt lives out there.
>2018 600 /pol/tards living in this town.
>Right after the auction neets where put to work by the alpha nazis, building a fence out of wood and mud.
>2019 immigrant crisis at it's peak, civil war breaks out in the rest of 'murica.
>while the dindus and spics fight for stupid commie shit in the rest of murica, we build up an town of memes never seen before.
>2020, war over, /pol/town need's women, because 99.9 % of it's people are men.
>meanwhile because of the lack of women, 40% of the town turned gay.
>desperate the few alphas go on hunt for women, the only women they find are spics, but thank god no niggers.
>The supreme court of /pol/town decides that those with the most aryan features are allowed to interbreed with these subhumans, in hope of creating at least a bit of an aryan man.
>2023 the first babies are born, /pol/town fights about what education these infants should recieve, come to the conclusion that Hitler Youth Propaganda teachings should be the best choice.
>2050, expanding the village has lead to population of an much larger scale, mostly aryan children are on the way to creating a new order of national socialism, most of the world destroyed it'self whyle Polville created god's will of an new era of mankind.
too lazy to continue
>>75608601
i will think about that down the road, we do need money to build houses on the east coast of malden
13500 rub for sks factory new
hopefully once we're fully functional president mummy might want to help, russia gave fiji $8m worth of weapons earlier this year
we'll get less of course, but it means ak-101 from kalashnikov
>>75608746
Well wouldn't piracy be the profession? I always imagined if you lived on an island you would go out like vikings and raid smaller fishing villages off he coast stealing women and girls
>>75608746
my children will be educated in russia
there might be large russian population on the island as well
education will have to be set up with the help of the russian government, once we get their support
we are a useful proxy for them you see
>>75604955
Oh shi-
Checked for mummy.
>>75605240
In a heartbeat
>>75604698
What should we call it? Poland?
>>75609210
>Why bother taking the small islands in Kiribati why not just take Christmas island?
>I think their should be a £50000 bond before people can join.
>We would only need a couple hundred /pol/acks hundred to legit run a successful political coup.
>We have enough dank memes to brain wash the existing population
>Fuck the Russians, I want to restart the Empire
>Women will be the main issue
>>75605830
>flint
>>75609540
and what?
>>75609540
Nova Europa
>>75609540
euronesia
>>75609555
if we did that then australia would slaughter us
>>75604698
I propose this to be our flag.
>>75606412
Satellite internet fucking sucks. Most /pol would move out after a month
>>75609911
>There are two different Christmas islands. One is below Indonesia the other is part of the line islands.
>Australia won't do shit
>It already has a flag, you are plan is literally reinstated the Gilbert and Ellice islands, which was a British protectorate
wew, this is still a thing? i used to be on the forum, learnt quite a bit about boats.
can i release the forum link here or will it compromise your mission?
>>75604698
I breed a rare beast that I suggest be our main export. It's a real nigger killer, all right. The Caucasian mountain dog/german shepard mix. Which I then breed with Australian cattle dogs.
I've successfully done this with 3 generations of beasts.
I call it the white german heeler.
>>75604698
Could you please explain to me what these threads are about?
Like is there someone on POL right now?
THAT IS GONNA GET A ISLAND AND MAKE HIS OWN COUNTRY OUT OF IT.
I mean I would love that
>>75610727
that's fucking terrifying
Flag idea
>>75610367
you don't know how to greentext
>>75610547
http://fishbowl.boards.net/
what was your name?
>>75610774
yes but not soon
>>75604698
Bueno...
>>75610727
Who walks who?
>>75610917
OH....fuck....
.sooooooooooo
Let's say our island is invaded.
what happens?
>>75611037
We fight for what is ours. Our country, our land.
>>75611037
But don't you think everyone who has lived on a remote island has thought that at least once in their life?
>>75611037
we'll be better equipped than most in the region
>>75610905
No.
>>75610905
we're not nords
>>75610917
i used a guest name, i think this was on the older one that got abandoned due to inactive admin.
>>75611340
Perhaps we could also do a vietcong style gurrila warfare?
I mean do you have any pictures of these islands? to see its landscape and what not
>>75607333
Canadians will be unable to gain acces ofcourse. Even with those repeating digits. Kek wills it.
>>75611554
i'll post some
im really good with tape. anu kind of tape. electrical tape
duct taped
double sided tape
gaffer tape
masking tape
plumbers tape
scotch tape
you name the tape and ill work wonders with it.
i also have 40 bob.can i join?
im also really good at drinking alcohol
this is from millennium, one of the southern atolls
fun fact: a family of four lived here for 4 years before being asked to leave, they wrote a book about it called forever alone
>>75611620
Holy fuck that is flat as fuck.
It's like Floridia but with o trees.
Well uh...
T-trench warfare?
>>75611822
Did they lived off the life?
or did they get supplies at certain points in the year?
>>75611620
How fertile is the land?
>>75604698
Will any of those islands still exist when the polar caps melt?
>>75611822
>you don't know how to greentext
I use them as bullet points sometimes sorry
All we need is 50+ people to move to Pitcairn and vote in a leader and it's done. What are we going to do for women?
>>75611891
malden and starbuck have few trees, but the other islands in the south are rife with imported coconut palms, with the exception of vostok
>>75611966
i hear it was a fully sustainable settlement they had going, the ruins are still there, i'll find a picture of it
>>75611995
unsure, depends on the island
>>75612018
yes
>>75612135
you have fun with that, it isn't that simple
>>75606412
nobody will move there. Get better internet and then we'll talk
>>75611966
I went retarded there for a sec.
Meant to type, "did they live off the land?"
>>75612204
if that's all you care about then don't bother coming
>>75607034
>implying natural selection is bad
>>75611489
>4 fucking region flags
goddamn
can we have weekly "beat the anti-anglo germanfag" nights?
Can't wait till you faggots have to decide on a flag
>>75612398
already posted it above, have the famfamfam version i made
>>75604698
>pol will be a flat fucking island in the ocean
No thanks
guys what the fuck are we going to export?
we still need to make bank here
>>75608011
Is Swede that's desperate?
>>75612135
Doubt if you'd be able to fine enough insane but functional women who'd go there of their own will.
Raid orphanages in white countries and grow your own? Not the best stock but what can you do.
>>75612524
Shit, not meant to call Sage, my bad
Tropical weather sucks
>>75612466
read my fucking posts faggot
>>75612513
420
>>75609911
Nice flag
What will be the name of our currency?
>>75604698
We need our own mother base, maybe an old oil rig like sealand. Being at sea our economy would be based on services rather than exports/manufacturing, so probably finances or tech.
>>75612705
Dindus
>>75612705
JEW
cent = Yiddish
Dollar = Jew
>>75612705
probably use usd or rubles
>>75610121
Little to Afro wouldn't you agree?
>>75612398
there, not very hard.
Maybe put Christian bale on it, also pepe.
>>75612189
It's a lot simpler to start off there on an established island than go to a deserted island and try build everything. Yet again I ask what are we going to do for women?
>>75612513
Memes?
We could all be paid shills, too.
>>75612536
Are you Woody Allen?
>>75612705
Ducats.
> for what they are worth
>>75612513
I say we use currency of physical value
>>75612913
I'll send some resumes to the JIDF then
We'll import a few curry niggers and tie them up to computers so they can shill 24/7 for us
>>75604801
>not wanting to join the eu
>not leeching welfare of german cucks
>not refusing to pay then allying yourself with russia
>>75612846
I will make sure we bring some along, once this goes public people will be lining up to come
>>75613027
somebody suggested silver
DUBS DECIDES NATIONAL MOTTO
are roaches allowed ?
>>75612812
>rubles
why do you love russia so much?
>>75613248
Ein reich, ein volk, ein kaiser
>>75613248
Gas the bikes
>>75613248
I didn't ask for your favorite drink
>>75612705
TrumpCoin retard
>>75613248
Deus vult
>>75613248
praise tengri
>>75612960
Since I suggested we grow them first before using them apparently I'm not.
At least it's not something delusional like >>75613127
>expecting women lining up for a harsh life in the bum fuck of nowhere
comeonnow.jpg
>>75613248
T swizzle my nizzle
>>75613248
Deus Vult
>>75613347
dude no
>>75613248
With Force Comes Morality
>>75613405
THIS
>>75613552
How far is science from trans getting pregnant?
I mean, it's not like real women are coming.
Coat of arms?
>>75613248
Sieg Heil Viktoria
>>75613740
what is it?
>>75613347
i dont think so
>>75613366
we will serve as a proxy for them hopefully, also that's what all my wealth will be in
>>75613552
african colonisers took their wives with them, lots of rebellious girls are up for an adventure, especially once they see it trending on facebook and shit
>>75613484
>>75613574
i actually like this
either god wills it or just deus vult
>>75613248
Welp there's the thread slid into oblivion.
Good job ausfag, hope you are proud of yourself.
>>75613836
OF COURSH
>>75604698
You mean less than 1 year.
America is going to be /pol/
>>75613248
JUST
Well what can be our national anthem?
Do we use another nation's?
Or do we write our own right here?
>>75614004
AUSTRALIANS ALL LET US REJOICE FOR WE ARE YOUNG AND FREE
>>75614004
haven't thought about it
share some ideas
>>75613127
A fundraising suggestion, if people seriously want to start a /pol/ony all they have to do is take out as many credit cards and loans as they can save the cash declare yourself bankrupt. Would be more than enough if every individual did this. If you want to take it further we could then pool this money together to get more credit and get more loans and default on them.
>>75613552
Women is the main sticking point I have with this whole idea
>>75613248
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
>>75613248
He who controls the memes, controls the world.
>>75613740
>>75613813
You will have to have one already and there will be a battle to decide which is used.
>>75613248
Civilization is the highest virtue.
>>75614004
Well what can be our national anthem?
I vow to thee my country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MG27BKwjaI
>>75614109
Well If we are gonna use anothernation's anthem we can always use the Imperial anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBWbLs5wuuc
Or we can write a meme fulled anthem.
Or a legit national anthem for our country with no memes
>>75614252
there is something utterly beautiful about this anthem
> those vocals
>>75614252
something like this, european with history to it
>>75604698
>mfw kekatholic becomes our religion of peace
>>75613819
That was when marriage meant something, now a wannabe coloniser is just liable to get divorced.
As for the rebellious girls, not sure if many adult girls would think like that, it's a legal issue if they are not.
Not trying to discourage you guys, but It would be very bad if you miscalculated on this so don't make naive assumptions.
Didn't suggest something like raiding orphanages just for shits and giggles.
Who will run the media and banks?
>>75614481
AY YO TITTY OUT
>>75614313
>>75614455
I wish it was England's
>>75613248
Mup da doo dida
>>75613248
"We love being Cucked"
>>75613248
"Black Bois Allowed"
>>75614481
it will be hard, but if people wanted to move to fucking liberland, than there'll be women are interested
>>75614608
it could be ours
>>75613248
"Racemix Everyday"
>>75613248
"Jeb Bush 2016
>>75614844
God damnit
In orser to build ip populace, we should adopt young white and asian children, the ship them to Polville to get them a proper raising. This will allow us to get a great young population.
oh, on the topic of anthems, i think it's important to have something that reinforces national identity over globalism
>>75614844
WinRAR
Jeb hasn't much going on these days, maybe he could be our president
>>75613248
RICE WAR NOW GAS THE CHINKS
>>75614844
Jeb pls go
>>75614883
Good idea in theory......... but would attract pedos to the island
>>75614935
Right, Still the imperial russian anthem.
OR hell we can write our own anthems that talks about how we nned to combat the globalism
Or if we go for memes.
I vote this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hekZHDiXOws
>>75613248
gas the kikes race war now
>>75615132
too late, trumpkuk. Jeb is back in town
>>75615110
need*
>>75613248
#BANBLACKS
>>75612821
This is on the kek statue in egypt. Dey wuz kangz remember?
>>75615005
Flog them.
Let's just all download Robinhood on our phones, make bank trading stocks, and then create a sovereign artificial island.
I'm serious.
let's all get rich and then leave collectively in a few years.
>>75614291
You "write" (i think you mean compose) A goofy anthem with sliding whistles all your going to get it degenerate tier freaks coming.
> No freaks
> (apart from the necessary ones)
>>75608746
Would the non Aryans receive Traps recruited form /cuteboys/?
>>75605764
>thinly veiled cuckposter detected
>>75614004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
>>75615273
Yeah, Polville needs to happen ASAP or it may not happen at all.
>>75606619
>>75604955
>>75607278
>>75607424
>>75606412
Will you kidnap her and then have a /pol/ orgy?
>>75615379
Who thought that was okay?
>>75615273
A fundraising suggestion, if people seriously want to start a /pol/ony all they have to do is take out as many credit cards and loans as they can save the cash declare yourself bankrupt. Would be more than enough if every individual did this. If you want to take it further we could then pool this money together to get more credit and get more loans and default on them.
>>75615438
no thats horrible
i will meet her in person once shes president and do hugs and things
>>75615393
So what do we do?
I want to be part of a nation that I'd gladly die for.
>>75614935
>in 10 years.
What is your plan of action for making it happen? What are you going to do in these 10 years?
What can other people do ?
>>75611763
fucking kek. underrated post hahaha
same ausbro I am tape maestro too
>>75610547
> 4 flags
Impressive
>>75615244
Hey, I never said "no", just pointing that out, besides I was talking more about the colors than the actual "images".
>>75614844
>/pol/ the country is a synonym for "abject failure"
>>75615601
i'm going to kaliningrad to become a marine for 5 years, then I'll move to vladivostok, buy a boat and begin working on this seriously
not sure what you can do really, just make moneys n sheeit so you can build yourself a house there
>>75615907
what if you die :(
WHAT THEN
>>75612295
>>75615676
thanks, heres a (You) in return, dont spend it all in one place!
>>75615555
Quads chekt
Are traps allowed?
what can our uniforms look like?
>>75616859
I vote for the ironic uniform
>>75607455
We can liberate Rhodesia as long as there is not Moist Nuggets or Bullpup fags on the Island
>>75617006
seconded
>>75616859
something like pic related
>>75608971
So what you are saying is we take on Kiribati on in a fight. Small arms will not help us out against a bunch of boats and shit, not that they will be more than a few islandniggers on a digny but I think a high priority would be getting a navy started.
For a navy I would think that a Bering 65 would function well because we could get stem fags to modify it with shit like cannons or extra storage for trading. A 50 caliber machine gun would be more than sufficient of fighting what I would expect from Kiribati and along with that anything bigger would probably be too expensive but something like a SAW would work well or ar-15s with large magazines.
Righy now, we need to focus on funding before we do anymore shit. Any ideas?
there won't be any women so who will we fuck
>>75618164
kiribati has no military and relies off australia for defence, they have one patrol boat and little to no weapons
we will have to tread lightly
I've only been looking up sloops for the most part, but we'll need a patrol boat for sure, what about a real retired one?
where the fuck are we going to get a machine gun though, hopefully if we convince russia to make us their proxy we'll get RPK-201s for support gunners like Fiji does, but before then I don't know
>>75618795
just save up, I'm setting this up after I finish a 5 year contract with the Russian navy, so you've plenty of time
>>75618865
We could adopt children, ship them there, and raise them to carry on the legacy.
>>75616859
There should be no organized army, only organized militia
What colors are on the flag
>>75619157
no
>>75619174
it's literally in OP image
>>75604698
We're gonna have the finest education.
>>75619157
So when the west falls and the jews send foreign hordes to attack us what happens then?
Solar bitcoin mining and server/proxy hosting might be an easy way to make profit once we can get stable tech maintenance. Also, I never been to the Southern Hemisphere before, is it hard to adjust to opposite seasons?
>>75619277
tell me what's the point of having a professional army? absolutely none, everyone on te island should be a part of its defense to some extent
>>75604698
>tfw /k/ountry never
>>75619630
... So, when we have to defend against the jude, but no one has any military discipline except for OP, it's a good thing?
>>75619801
it's an organized militia, not nothing. People would have to train but not with army frequency. Else we'd have too many people not working to mantain having a standing army.
>>75620008
militias still can't do shit against well codinated attack by an EU army
>>75612446
i like it.
>>75610905
We already have a flag for /pol/ dumbass
>>75620171
neither can some 50 well trained men, but sustaining a militia is easier. We can't afford to have too many people not working, it's unfortunately the truth.
With regular training a militia of everyone in the island would do much more; strategically hidden supplies; hiding spots; even bunkers eventually.
It should be named Rhodesia 2: Electric Boogaloo
You know that no one would ever recognize this meme country? And with that, no one would trade with it.
>>75618930
http://www.sportsmansguide.com/product/index/100-rd-ar-15-drum-mag-black?a=1150085
Load this up and put it in a ar-15 and you got yourself something similar to a machine gun, hell give it a longer barrel and a bipod and it would work very well.
http://www.oceanmarine.com/detail.cfm?26ft-Armored-Patrol-Boat---13402&product_id=13402&category_current=19&category_current_sub=52
That seems like well if we were shot at but
http://www.oceanmarine.com/detail.cfm?53ft-FIBERGLASS-CREW-PILOT-BOAT-13454&product_id=13454&category_current=19&category_current_sub=52
this seems better at Transport
If we wanted a real retailed
http://products.damen.com/en/ranges/stan-patrol/stan-patrol-2205-frp
this is a good ship by the looks
>>75620475
How about we compromise. People can start a militia, but there will be a military when we need branch out. If even 5% of /pol/ moves to a tiny island, it's gonna het crowded quick. That's not even considering robots from R9K that'll help with the /pol/ effort.
Anyone suggested colonising Easter island?
>>75620242
this is pretty dope
>>75620801
wew lad, not even close to that are going to move. If it gets more than a hundred people in the first year i will be impressed
>>75620940
Yeah, you make a point. I don't even know if I'll move there once it starts.
>Tfw you will never be the leader of the sovereign nation of /pol/
Why live
>>75621019
I mean, you could start now if you really wanted to. I just want to help Polville, get it on its feet and make a safe place from jews.
>>75620987
I have high trust in people's desired, if it picks up there will be more people going. In any case, for the begginning it is better to have people organizing the defense but not taking too much valuable working time.
Anyway, in ten years from now this board might not exist, or it might have a userbase with drastically different ideas.
>>75616859
>>75618147
How bout this?
>>75620682
kiribati is one of the poorest countries in the world, they would benefit a lot if they accept us being there
on top of that russia could use us as a proxy, they are lacking in pacific influence
>>75620780
wew how much do those things cost?
>>75620819
chile already did it thousands of years ago
>>75621019
>idktf
>>75621266
>urban camo on fucking island
>>75610121
not with those colors...
>>75621266
too expensive, no camouflage, you'll melt inside it
>>75621344
> It's night camo.
Camo wont save you anyway.
It's just to look shifty.
I've got quite a bit saved up in the bank. Not really knowing what to spend it on, save an acre for a lad seeking the White Paradise
>>75621285
Damen I could not find a cost for but it owuld be a lot more expensive.
the 1st boat is 69k but it armored and goes at 26 knots
the 2nd costs 175k but is double the size
>>75605764
How does this shit even come in to your head
>>75604698
>actually believing this
Never gonna happen. And even if it did, it would be a primarily /out/ and /k/ project.
>>75621285
Tell me exactly how Kiribati would benefit from hundred of armed guys moving to neighboring island?
Also - I wouldn't risk ruining relations with literally everyone around just to be russian proxy. I don't see benefits for Euronesia there.
Also, also - what about GDP? How are you planning to earn enough money to keep population of island healthy and wealthy?
>>75621711
we could buy something like that after we set up and people chip in
>>75621776
I'm going to make sure it does, you don't have to take me seriously yet
>>75621787
trade, we will farm shit too, including cannabis- which is the answer to the export question
russia is the best hope for financial support, we wouldn't just attack people, just an outpost of eastern military strength and russian influence
Here are some resources for any /pol/ member with a few $M. to spare:
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/
http://www.vladi-private-islands.de/en/objects/o:for-sale/r:pacific-ocean
>>75611559
But I'll have electrical engineering degree by then anon
Btw we need to convince some of these lads to throw in some good words for us so Cipher doesn't convince the world we're terrorists unless he does a nuclear inspection speaking of which no young Argentinian girls
Seriously though, the weather there is probably unbearable from april through september
>>75612513
Dogs, bitcoin, literature, we can't fuckin' sell all our trees tho
>>75620242
shit flag
just another rip off of the US's flag, like all those hispanic countries do
you need white, gold outline and lettering as your core
>>75612776
Then we may as well make a pol PMC first then go from there
I like other anon who said 420 will be our export
>>75622175
>>75612513
cannabis isn't going to export anywhere.
You would probably be best running a company somewhere else and managing from the island.
> Or export memes for the Russians and Chinese
>>75613033
>Import Nigs
Haven't you already seen what happened to the US when they did that?
Wouldn't we be fucked if a typhoon or a tsunami hit the island? Even if we evacuated the stuff we built there would be destroyed.
are we THIS autistic?
