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https://www.change.org/p/walt-disney-make-elsa-a-nazi

We've recently seen our fellow Progressives campaign to make Elsa a member of the LBGTQ+ community with #GiveElsaAGirlfriend. Not coincidentally, Progressives like you and me have simultaneously been lobbying Marvel to #GiveCapABoyfriend, with the goal that we can take every marketable character of significance that is held in high regard by the majority of people and make them gay instead of making our own original gay characters. This is a very important mission just because.

However, in the midst of these campaigns to make Elsa and Cap gay, Marvel went one step further and recently made Captain America a member of Hydra, a Nazi organization. This is progress at its finest, because if there's one thing America stands for, it is Nazism. However, if we are going to make Cap gay, and then make Cap a Nazi, we have the obligation to also make Elsa gay, and then a Nazi. Once she is gay, she must also become a Nazi. It's just the natural progression of logic.

So here is where we make our Progressive voices heard, at change.org, because Elsa needs to be a Nazi. With your help and support, I know we can achieve this monumental goal, in the name of Progress! #LassJetztLos

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