TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY IS SOON. Tweet a picture of a handwritten/homemade Birthday Card message dedicated to Donald Trump here:
https://twitter.com/Trumps_Birthday
Mark Halperin gives BEHIND THE SCENES tour of the NYC Trump Campaign HQ:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soFRVEskxb8 [Embed]
>Delegates Trump: 1,239 (+2 More than Needed)
(Hit the ‘magic number’ on May 26th)
SGOPET:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
EVENT SCHEDULE
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Trump Memorial Day D.C. Biker Rally 5/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is-VB73O6nw
>Trump kisses the banners of The Remembrance Project Moms’ children at Anaheim Rally!
https://youtu.be/fAMZTD_2Jss
>Trump Supporters Thanking Riot Cops in San Diego
https://twitter.com/BabesForTrump/status/736626581863563265
>Trump in San Diego, CA 5/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljKFZchvV8U
>Trump in Fresno, CA 5/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIhMTBxaGc0
INTERVIEWS
>Ben Garrison on Infowars 5/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP11dz5vpXc
>Scott Adams on Real Time w/ Bill Maher 5/27/16
https://youtu.be/rMERNoQm5DE [Embed]
>O’Reilly Special – The Trump Phenomenon
https://youtu.be/NI4Xc6oHEjQ [Embed]
ENTERTAINMENT
>Donald Trump 2016
https://youtu.be/XuIMdo77o8g
>Hillary Clinton EVIL REMIX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ
>KINSEY: Everyone is /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmgGe_QUId0
>Anti-Trump Protester Harasses young mother, gets Humiliated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf75ngqELk8
>Introducing: TrumpCoin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMM-X0mDonI
>Trump Parody: Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6o5roOqaBM
>Trump – Everybody Hurts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9Kdx8HrIg0
THIS IS A MOVEMENT
AWOO~
AWOO~~
MAGA
THIS IS AWOOVEMENT
>>75574019
>a fucking mormon
JUST
>>75574019
R-MONEY please take the presidency! Its happening, Reddit!
First for BEST girl.
MAGA birches
#traps4trump
It must be nice, loving a coward. No surprise that /pol/ would choose a candidate with no integrity
HAHAHAHHAHA
TRUMP BTFO!!!
/pol/ BTFO!!!!!
Hahahha, awww sorry Trumpkins, your boy is on our team now. I tried to contact him on here last week as you may remember, we finally got him on our team.
Now whos the "cuck"?
post her campaign
>>75574179
noice
>>75574183
kek
>>75574212
>>75574241
Literally who
It looks like a poster for Mao Zedong or some shit.
Say anon. Winning too much? Feel the need to rage? Looking for something other than Hillary that makes you wanna smash shit?
Look no further! I give you a compilation of everything wrong with America!
>>75574241
In all seriousness nobody watches him anymore. His videos went to absolute shit a long time ago.
>>75574345
Forgot image
>>75574341
The you can't stump the trump video guy. Thought I saw he didn't even post here
>>75574391
If Kristol does talk Mittens into running, the scheme is totally unmasked. There could only be one goal in mind - handing Hillary the WH.
>>75574019
>magic underwear
>couldn't beat a nigger
Ebin
What a fucking disaster she is
>>75574013
>>75574034
>>75574122
Do we love our awoo posters? We have the best Awoos.
Hil16ry
>>75574432
>>75574391
ignore that goy
>>75574019
How convenient would it be if another Clinton got elected with a skamp plurality of the popular vote but got an electoral landslide because of a third party Republican spoiler?
>>75574423
He has a tripcode
Huh... Damn... Really makes you awoooooo
>>75574423
If he sells out, all his info will be found from his channel and twitter, and let's just say people aren't gonna be too happy.
>>75574477
I find that mug VERY problematic. Red, White, and blue are colors of oppression!
Hiluiy Clintoris
>>75574574
Forgot pic
>>75574141
Dear god do they all look THAT fucking autistic?
>>75574484
Goddamn that's a nicely done ass
>>75574382
theyve always been shit, honestly. sometimes this board obsesses over the shittiest things, i cant understand why
>>75574341
>>75574382
His videos still get 200,000 views per video, Trumpkins are finally about to start losing the meme war.
You want a meme war? You got it.
>>75574275
>>75574477
>>75574515
>>75574591
this is some awful shit
It looks like the twin towers are on fire
>>75574019
>22%
Hello again, John B. Anderson
>>75573992
A MAGA JOB BY WIFAG KEEPING THE THREADS COMFY ON A HOLIDAY HERE IN AMERIBURGER!!
>>75574276
REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE THIS IS ME AND MY PROMISE...I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO MAKE MINNESOTA GO RED FOR THE DON...IF HE'S SCHEDULES RALLIES HERE, I'LL BE THERE WITH BELLS AND WHISTLES ON
>>75574636
They were okay during the debates but once they were over his videos became completely pointless and unfunny.
The same 2 fucking people
>>75574736
Fucking kek.
>>75574241
>what is a joke
k pal
Still waiting for dat new vid though
>>75574308
Nice Iori you got there.
>>75574821
And the girl got paid 38% less for the photoshoot!
>>75574840
LITTLE BITS
Girls just wanna H2016 have fun
>>75574906
DADDY THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Thanks OP. Hope we can get this talented guy some views and use his video for our propaganda purposes. Really funny.
WET,
NEW PROPAGANDA
HOT PROPAGANDA, add to OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ [Embed]
NEW PROPAGANDA
HOT PROPAGANDA, add to OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ [Embed]
>>75574912
>fundamental rights
LITERALLY WHAT FUCKING RIGHTS ARE THEY DEPRIVED OF?
>>75574912
WHAT RIGHTS DON'T THEY HAVE
TELL ME
>>75574961
How do you do fellow heavily-tanned americans
>>75574912
Great filename
>>75574019
>old as fuck
>>75574906
HI, SHOPPER!!
I usually dont read news articles because I know they are all bullshit,but I just happened to read this on in its entirety and holy shit am I mad.
http://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/world-class-stupidity-article-1.2616884
>>75574668
>You want a meme war? You got it.
>Reminds me of when David Lee Roth split from Van Halen
>His solo career went nowhere
>As Eddy Van Halen said, he forgot who writes the songs
CSTT got most of his material from here, from /pol/tards. Not his own original material.
That being said, I doubt he will join the Cuck party
>>75574912
they are trying to make us mad and it's working
>>75574961
stop shilling your video you fucking retard
>>75574906
Hey leafbro. Did you ever get done with those hat shoops on the militia/guns/etc pics I sent the other day?
>in a bar
>this guy walks up to you and slaps your girlfriend's ass
What do?
>>75574912
That's fucking special.
>>75575154
>april 28
>>75574912
Was Hillary always Jeb-tier? She makes herself so god damn unavailable I can never see it, but looking at her campaign store and website she is almost approaching "please clap" levels.
>>75574912
She's hired Steve Coogan
>>75574882
tanks
>>75575054
hey m8
>>75574275
>>75574477
>>75574515
>>75574591
These designs are fucking atrocious. Meanwhile Trumps merch is very sexy.
You know guys, as funny as Bernie's campaign going to shit is, should we really be antagonizing Bernouts? I mean, yeah they're retarded for worshipping a literal Commie Jew Fuck, but antagonizing them only provokes them to voting against Trump, when we ideally want them just staying home and not voting at all.
We know Crooked Hillary is going to get the nomination, so we should focus our attacks on her. Let the bernouts eat their own party alive.
>>75575251
>this guy
>touching a women's ass ever
>>75574912
am i missing something?
are we just making up issues now?
>>75575279
They both had/have the same donors.
>>75575265
Damn. That bird is a literal perfect representation of /pol/, mad at everything.
>>75575178
Literally just a picture of a fucking leaf
don't you have a bull to prep
>>75575201
yeah can you send that pic to me again? I did it but my computer crashed and it did not save
Do you think Trump shows Melania the memes we post in reply to his tweets?
>>75574019
Wait. He didn't fucking really, did he?
>>75575154
These people are just making shit up to hate Trump on at this point, every fucking thing he does no matter how good it is, some faggot always tries to make up words to spin it into being the holocaust
>>75575279
Honestly, even Jeb was better than this. At least his shit was endearing.
>>75574912
this is worse then jeb
>>75575515
>Even when Trump is right about Egyptair crash, he's wrong.
It don't be like it is, but it do.
Anyone have any thoughts as to the best way to get involved IRL? I'd like to campaign. I'm in the people's republic of Massachusetts so I'd prob be best of volunteering in NH and/or ME as my state is beyond hopeless for a general election. How do I get involved?
Wow Bill Kristols tweet has over 3,000 likes, the world is on the edge of their seats waiting to see who he runs as an Independent. Trump is done.
>>75575404
im not the one saving tranny pics you fucking faggot
>>75575326
Look at this. It's just a red colored hat with one phrase on it in simple text. No complicated designs. No name branding (except on the back). No logos.
Just MAGA. And they're fucking huge all over the country.
>>75574961
That dyke is disgusting. You would think she would know better than to give Obama credit for gay marriage when it was mormons and evangelicals that did it.
That a good pupper
>>75575681
>>75575650
You can subscribe to their emails and they have notifications for when you can do walks and stuff.
It seems like mostly door-to-door campaign events and calls, though. If that's what you're looking for, there are a few ways to get notifications for your state if it's listed on the website.
>>75575432
>yeah can you send that pic to me again?
This one or another? I posted like 4 or 5 I think.
>>75575692
>>75575251
>>75574275
>>75575328
>You know guys, as funny as Bernie's campaign going to shit is, should we really be antagonizing Bernouts?
If they come in here and shitpost, open season to mock.
Outside of here, I'd stick to reminding them how rigged the Dem process is, and leave it at that. Nature will take its own course with that.
>>75574477
WOW, THIS IS MAKING FUN OF ASIANS
>>75575818
yeah this one alright hold on m8
>>75574122
>>75574484
BREED WITH EVERY AWOO
>>75575764
There's even something about his website that looks more American than hers.
>>75575873
I only request no camo or white hats. Thanks.
>>75575828
>merk hersturry
Turn on CNN
They are shilling Kristol "The renegade" Jew and Libertarian party cuck Johnson.
So this is the flavor of the week attempt at Stumping the Trump?
>>75575822
Part jap and still had to kek.
>>75575534
Yeah, honestly this is just worse than Jeb. At least Jeb was fun and endearing. This shit is just straight up cynical. This is just insulting to everyone involved. I don't know how someone can wake up in the morning and work for her campaign without wanting to kill themselves every morning it's so bad.
>>75575887
But don't cheat on your awoo, shes loyal and loves you.
>>75575984
Yep.
>>75575279
>>75575534
Honestly despite the memes, the guac bowl isn't even a bad gadget, if it didn't cost so much, at least it doesn't have cringe worthy slogans stamped all over it.
>>75575828
Why do all their arms look like that..
Liberalism is just a form of autism
>>75575828
I'm pretty sure I went to university with this guy
>>75575873
Donald...
>>75575887
You should've been here when Dane bro was here.
>>75575984
Let their ratings fall throw the floor. Talking shit about Trump is the best way to get normies to switch the channel
>>75576055
Does anyone have the original of this? looking at it its a pretty bad edit, i'd like to fix/recirculate.
>>75575984
Yes.
They will do this through November.
This is the easiest way to kill Trump. CNN has never given a single shit about a 3rd party candidate in their existence.
Now they see that it's the only way to destroy Trump, they will shill 3rd parties to disgusting levels this year.
Just watch.
>>75575984
Who is Bill Kristol anyway? Why are they trying to pretend he has any power
>>75576035
there are enough people that have no problems doing atrocities as their job
>>75576149
I'm always late for good shit on pol.
Take away all the retarded redneck Christians in the south and Trump loses this election on a landslide.
Notice how Trump lost all the high IQ states and won the low IQ states.
>>75576259
Slow news day.
>>75574477
Did they stamp "made in America" on the pic enough times
Rampant stealing from Trump. Trump always talks about how we're "going to buy products that are made here in America again"
>>75575855
That took me a while, hehe
>>75574477
>>75574515
I like how her gear is all designed just to flatter her that it even exists, rather than actually sell.
>>75573992
sending Trump an Ivanka cock tribute for his bday
Kayleigh on CNN!
>>75576386
stay mad faggot
>>75575251
Call up xir handlers and tell them xe raped my gf
>>75575681
Judge Judy 2016! We're gonna make it to the White House, baby!
>an actual trump debate on /co/
>/co/mblr freaks the fuck out that they got BTFO they start storytiming a bestiality comic
Man that place can't handle reality that well.
>>75576550
Dana Loesch BTFO her.
>>75576531
Stop this immediately.
>>75576386
>high IQ states
Seriously Drumpfkins, how low are you willing to stoop? Seriously?
Unbelievable. I just converted an illegal immigrant to Trump.
>"ANON, YOU'RE A TRUMPER? BUT HE'S A RACIST IDIOT" (without the caps)
>asked how a wall was racist
>pointed out how mexico has its own wall and treats illegal immigrants as felons
>said I supported him because of his America first ideology
>he said he looked up his stances and agrees with a few of them
>"no way, I like some of what he said, I'm a trumper now"
>>75575834
rigged? she has more votes
>>75576606
Judy has already somewhat endorsed Trump.
Reminder
>>75576386
and a 65 IQ retard's vote is just as valid as yours kek stay mad faggot
>>75576619
>/co/mblr freaks the fuck out that they got BTFO
What was the argument?
>>75575265
>>75576386
>Dumbest people in the western world
Trump wrapped up the nomination by winning the north east by a landslide
>>75575953
alright this gud?
>>75576386
>>75575681
>>75574668
>>75574241
>>75576620
Have a Snickers, CTR. You're not very amusing when you're hungry.
>>75576781
>ivanka has the best type of nips
Is it uh, just me or did I fall into a volcano? H-hot in here....
>>75576755
At least he will go back as an happy man.
How often does new Trump v Clitnon polls come out? I wanna see trump overtake the spread.
>>75576781
The Donald probably saw this picture. He's seen Ivankas tits.
>>75576781
DELETE THIS
>>75576795
Go to your gay pride parade you canadian faggot.
>>75576831
Sad, if Trump wasnt from the northeast he woulda lost it in a landslide.
>>75576620
Ah, I see you're a le true conservatard.
>>75576892
kek m8
>>75576755
Yeah, its actually that easy. Usually when i talk to people they start with the usual "HES RACIST HA HATES EVERYONE HES A BIGOT". Then i ask them do they know anything besides MSM headlines. And then it takes on average of about 5 minutes to set people straight
>>75576848
Awesome. Can you make one with either all red or all black? I like the unit aspect.
Some MAGA titties for your trouble.
>>75576928
Isn't calling Hillary "the spread" a little sexist? Can't you get arrested for that shit in sweden?
>>75576974
kek he mad
>>75576752
Don't be a kike then.
>>75575894
Her site says "Made in america"
where? north or south?
His site says "Made in the U.S.A."
Yeah, no fucking that one up, there's only one USA
>>75574241
>>75574668
So are you actually retarded or do you just act that way online?
>>75574241
he literally had only one good video
>>75576892
Better?
>>75573992
>3rd party somehow prevents majority
>congress still picks Trump
>>75577048
sure sure
>>75576619
Got a link to the thread?
>>75576807
They kept attacking his policies, and we replied with answers. First, it was his racism/sexism bullshit. Then when that was debunked, the tax plan came in. When they found out they would get taxed less, they would attack his foreign policies, etc etc. Same shit with libtards.
Funny thing is there were a number of Hilary supporters in that thread.
>When some spic calls you racist for liking Trump and you check his comment history and he's posting about how all blacks target latinos
>>75577067
Uh oh, guys. He knows we're all employed by Mars incorporated.
>>75576892
Hello Snickers marketing team
>>75576550
ALWAYS LOVE IT WHEN A TRUMPGENFAG GIVES US A HEADS UP THAT OUR QT KAYLEIGH IS MAKING AN APPEARANCE
>>75576620
>Dana 'Salty Bitch' Loesch BTFO Kayleigh
I'd type that ding you hear right now is the microwave indicating your chicken tendies(which your mother put in for you) are done, but your mother's boyfriend still hasn't fixed the broken microwave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOiUnJVwnDw
Trump BTFO by BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation)
>>75574961
Is that sphinx boy
>>75577184
You mah nigga.
>>75576781
>mfw
>>75577206
Deleted
>>75577064
Wouldnt want the thought police to catch Sven. Oh, unless he's a peaceful migrant of course
>>75577302
>Big Black Cock News
>>75576912
>those
>Best
A shiggy diggy doo
>>75577367
archive?
>>75577390
Fite me m8
>>75577302
Not going to listen to that again
>>75576619
/co/ trump tears have been my favorite off any board
>>75577282
YAWN
chicken tendies is one of the most retarded memes on this site, only the cuck meme is worse
>>75576620
>made fun of her for having a mastectomy.
>>75577302
Censorship protects ignorance, not innocence.
4chan, can you fix his cap?
>>75576781
>>75575501
That's obviously photoshopped
>>75576781
>>75577416
Go there and check.
>>75576219
>>75577667
How do you expect me to find the thread?
>>75576781
is this real
>>75577569
This guy would make a good Joker if he wasn't a fatty. Dude looks psycho.
>>75576619
Is /co/ really that bad? I heard it's infected with tumblr fags but I've never been there
>>75577621
That isn't. They actually did a hypothetical poll, "Who would you vote in a three way race"
>>75577693
>click on /co/
>click the link next to the catalog button
>>75577709
Yes.
Been camping all weekend what have i missed trump gen? The sanders debates not happening?
>>75576386
Check the map. Be sure to jump into traffic because of how embarrassed you must be right about now.
>>75577693
You want to see that comic that badly, don't you?
>>75577599
Nothing can fix that, anon.
>>75577813
>You know what the OP looked like
>Starts being an asshole and acts like I'm a mind reader
>>75577864
I want to see their BTFO
>>75574484
Now this is an awoo I can get behind.
>>75576781
delete this1!!!
>>75577824
Nope, but Hillary is probably going to actually get indicted. Hopefully it happens after she gets the nomination.
>>75576386
low energy shillin, your supervisors have been notified of your poor performance
>>75577768
/co/ has a really high number of female lurkers. Most of any board that is not /cgl/ I think.
>>75574751
It's kinda impressive how closely the polls are following 1980
>>75577341
alright here is black red will take a bit longer
>>75577921
kek
HIGH RESOLUTION TRUMP IMAGES
>>>/hr/2661297
HIGH RESOLUTION TRUMP IMAGES
>>>/hr/2661297
HIGH RESOLUTION TRUMP IMAGES
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HIGH RESOLUTION TRUMP IMAGES
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>>75577535
It's tumblr's embassy here.
>>75576770
ask yourself why she has more votes
http://www.counterpunch.org/2016/05/09/hillary-clinton-versus-bernie-sanders-taking-election-fraud-allegations-seriously-part-1/
>>75577965
What happened in late July?
>>75577957
>low energy shillin, your supervisors have been notified of your poor performance
I think they're the only one left in the office today. Just killing time until 6PM ET, which is their regular quitting time.
>>75577540
Who gives a fuck if it's retarded...if it's true?
Tell me, fagboy, in which sauce do you like to dip your chicken tendies while you watch that dumb cunt Dana Loesch self-implode inside that burning building known as 'The Blaze'
I have to admit....'The Blaze' is aptly named in this case
>>75577921
>ywn viciously pound awoo from behind while watching Trump's inauguration speech live on TV
>>75577915
Well I'll be damned, it wasn't deleted.
>>>/co/83311596
>>75577994
Kickass. Thanks based anon.
It's nice to be back. I missed you guys.
>>75574241
His videos fucking sucked and he was a complete asshole.
He disagreed with everyone about everything.
>Be a Spic
>Support Trump
>Tell people that
>They tell me I'm spicing wrong
>Tell them my grandfather got here legally and so should everyone else
>But muh racism
>Mexican isn't a race and Hispanics are considered white by the US census
Shuts them down all the time
>>75577599
WUBALUBADUBDUBS!!
>>75577746
He looked a lot happier and positive when he wasnt a Trump hater. Rato ruined him.
pls rate
Anyone else get a huge boner whenever MSM pundits say Berniebros? Shit drives the Bernouts insane.
>>75578006
Going to other boards is insufferable now. I can't tell if this site has gone full blown reddit normie or if its infested with CTR shills.
>>75575397
> Mad at everything
> Can see something's wrong but not smart enough to figure out what
> Idolizes a hero who isn't really a hero and can't help
> Is the first to get fucked over by invaders, but no one likes him so no one cares
> Tries to figure out what invaders are doing, and kinda does, but can't overcome his own prejudice so his "evidence" isn't convincing
> Tries to get help from his hero, but ends up wasting time and expecting someone else to solve problems when they can't
> People only listen to him after they get blown apart
> Has to learn to harness his anger rather than just being angry all the time
He's literally exactly /pol/.
>>75577956
The DNC knows now. I sincerely see the superdelegates doing the unthinkable and putting in guaranteed loser Sanders.
Having her indicted after getting the nom will ensure they lose every contested race for the next two years.
>>75578006
This thread is a goldmine. Great pictures of Don and massive butthurt.
so what happened to kristol's third party candidate?
shouldn't have it been announced by now?
>>75578266
9/10
>>75578093
Convention bump. It happens every cycle. Carter came across as a whiny little Deep South preacher, Reagan was stirring and genuine and inspirational.
>>75577956
Nice.
>>75577959
ahhhhh
>>75578336
thats a cool story, bro
>>75578231
They were awful. Truly awful.
Poor pacing, music, annoying repetion. Reeked of autism.
I hope he makes videos for Romney.
>>75578299
It's mostly infested with shills with some Reddit refugees, as far as I can tell.
There's a specific point where once logical discussion just turns into garbage and incoherent shit that derails threads. Makes the place just feel off.
>>75578266
ayyo whattup my nigga
>>75577956
THe FBI said the convention isn't their deadline so it will happen after if it ever does
>>75578006
>>2668377
>appeal to accomplishment
What the fuck. Is this nigger trying to imply that success isn't a measure to judge someone's success??
>>75578299
It's summer. Middle and High School students are online all day while their parents are out. Little kids are usually liberal because liberalism is childish and kids love the idea of having everything done for them.
The sad and disturbing fact of the world is that people are far more likely to be actually retarded than to be getting paid to be retarded.
>>75578093
Reagan officially won the nomination at the convention, and the GOP dropped support for the Equal Rights Amendment at his insistence.
>>75578006
>people unironically using the forced 'Drumpf' meme
I swear to god I'm not used to anyone using that shit """""meme""""" unironically. Everytime it's used on /pol/ it's always under like 7 layers of irony.
Are all boards so insufferable now? I used to browse /v/ until it became filled to the brim with reddit.
>>75577965
Impressive, and uncanny...
>>75577540
>Guys there is literally nothing wrong with being a c-cuck!
>>75578006
>that fucking anti-trump shilling
kek did the shills leave /pol/ and go to /b/ instead because they kept getting BTFO'd? fucking pathetic
I bet they have to really screw the pooch at CTR to draw the /b/ or /r9k/ assignments.
Any of them that got /b/ would probably an hero within a week.
>>75578585
>>>/hr/2668377
Fug I'm not used to crossposting.
>>75578006
i'll add here too
i don't know why i leave this board anymore
