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WANT TO LAUGH AT CANADA >have wild fire. >becomes HUGE,
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WANT TO LAUGH AT CANADA

>have wild fire.
>becomes HUGE, catostrophic
>gov $$$ all into rapeugees
>Trudeau, sits on thumbs
>Trudeau, hates teh west of Canada, but has idea

MULI - CULT import "firefighters".

i want off this ride
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pix related.
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...glad both Trudeau and Notley came together on a plan neither of them could ignore.
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>>75573201
>>75573584
HE FUCKING REFUSED AID FROM 6 OTHER COUNTRIES
BUT ACCEPTS THIS BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING NIGGERS
MY FUCKING HOME BURNED DOWN AND THESE FUCKING MORONS ARE THE ONLY CHANCE THAT WILL FUCKING STOP THAT FROM HAPPENING TO OTHER PEOPLE
AND GUESS WHAT?
THEY ARE GOING TO FUCK IT ALL UP
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Went to Edmonton a year ago. Didn't think the place could get any worse.
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KEKNADIANS GOT KEKED?! GEE WHAT A SHOCKER.

That's what you get for living in Canada.
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You forgot to add that this is the first time they have trained with putting out fires with water.

Before they just used firewacking sticks. Not even making this shit up.
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>>75573201
Holy shit Canada. Now we are going to have to wall your third word country off as well. How can you acutally allow this drama queen to do this to you? The meme has gotten out of control to the point you're going to turn into Sweden 2.0... Are there videos promoting race mixing with muhammad yet?
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>>75573201
Didn't Trudeau loudly and publicly reject help from both the US and Australia just a few weeks ago?
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It's depressing to see all this happen, but it's also so fucking hilarious.
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>>75573971
I bet there are Albertans traveling to Cuckdeau right now, rifles in hand, ready to snipe him from the grassy knoll.
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>>75573201
"We need help fighting this fire! Who do we need? Let's see..."
>USA
No
>Russia
No
>Mexico
No
>Australia
No, they hurt my fee fees
>south africa
...Yes, this will work beautifully

>"Ay Trudeau, how you drive this fire truck?"
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>>75573201
Don't worry anon. Western war of independence is coming soon
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>>75575709
i doubt it :(
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>>75575529

As if we have any power. Most people just wanted Harper out but at least he didnt do this shit.

Canada is a dangerous place to be a right winger as our growing liberal demographic is a violent one that is quick to assume and even quicker to rally everyone against you.

Before you know it you are known across a city as "evil, racist, nazi trump supporter".

Its like Liberals are all children or somthing. Best we can do is bite our tongue at the cost of having our personal information spread all over leftist media and our buisiness burned to the ground.
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>Accepting help from FUCKING WHITE MALES
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>>75573201
We have a lot of bush fires that gets started by meth heads and arsonists, so they should do ok.
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>>75575943
Separation from the east. Liberals are the minority here the only problem is the east is the only place who's votes actually count.

I can't wait til the independence war. We'll burn liberals homes to the ground and lock THEM in jail for their opinions
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>turns down foreign aid
>criticized for it
>accepts foreign aid
>from South Africa :^)

He's using a national crisis and tragedy to make a point about foreign aid going both ways and Africans not being totally useless or something.
Fucking faggot.
I hope their firefighters fuck up and it goes viral on social media and I hope there is a disaster in SA when they're not there to help.
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>>75575741
>"Ay Trudeau, how you steal this fire truck?"
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>>75573201
I bet nearly all of them go AWOL and dissapear
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>>75576260
We still have all our white fire fighters by the look of the picture, we should be ok.

Thanks for caring though :^).
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>>75573201
pretty obvious that Trudeau is a foreign agent
>sells gold
>tanks Canadian dollar
>lets the country burn to the fucking dirt
serious question, what does it take to get impeached in Canada? how much longer are you letting this buddy piss on your tim bits?
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>>75575943
we cant just do nothing out of fear though.
we have to subvert their methods?
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>>75576260
this!
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>>75575741
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>>75573849
Is that the premier?
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Is the fire not out yet?
Those californians would have it under control by now
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>>75576458
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>>75576192
They are a extremely over represented minority. They are an extremely LOUD minority.

Its bullshit but if the mass media wants it then they will twist the minds of those too dumb not to listen.
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>>75575741
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>>75576493
good question, most of us are politically retarded so..

>Yes, in theory the Prime Minister of Canada or anyone for that matter can be impeached by the House of Commons.

>The House of Commons retains the power of Impeachment, inherited from the British Parliament, because our constitution states that ours is "similar in principle" to the constitution of Britain.
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>Trudeau is actually a right wing spy sabotaging the left wing and multiculturalism

There's no way these are the actions of a real human being.
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>>75576712
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So 200 came, how many do you think will return?

>132
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>>75576260

The point here is that he wants niggers to enrich your white women.

Think they will leave after they are done?? Kek
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Lmao that fire still isn't out?
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Alberta is too white

When the fire is finished Trudeau will make all your white sluts crave for heroic zulu dick
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>>75576920
Ofcourse they will, you think they will leave their houses, bmw's and shit to stay in canada? lol Might not seem like it, but the average firefighter gets quite a lot of money here, especially for something like this. They ain't doing this for free.
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>>75576458
LEAF
GOT
REKT
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now that Alberta has been BLACKED where is the best place for white canadians to live?
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>>75575741
Actually Canada changed their minds and accepted US help, they requested around 200 American fire fighters
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>>75573201
HAHHAHA
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Is the fire still going on?
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>>75576742

They very much are.

Trudeau was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He is a very naive, very narcissistic person, his biggest goal in life is himself. What he does he does because it makes him feel good, and when something makes him feel bad he has an aggressive hissyfit.
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>>75577257
back in europe, lets all leave canada and go defend the fatherland
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>>75573201
>Ignore aid from US
>Ignore aid from Russia
>Ignore aid from Mexico
>Accept AIDs from South Africa

Just cuck Trudeau's shit up.
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>>75577504
were in for a rough ride :\
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>>75577461
yea
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>>75575474
source?
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>>75575741
>Whur muh chek Trudeau?
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>>75576678
Problem is most liberals are eastern tier and very weak

From personal experience even a gay westerner is far smarter tougher and willing to fight than an eastern liberal multi kulti hipster fuck

Hell you even bump shoulders with a liberal in a crowded place and they start crying about how much they were hurt

We could send our middle school kids to fight for independence using baseball bats and the easterners would surrender

Plus the military would side with us. They fucking hate Trudeau and in fact if he goes any farther I wouldn't doubt he simply gets tossed out by military force and replaced with a possible junta
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>>75577707
Just wait for a bit of rain to come and it will go.
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>>75577512

Your women voted for this faggot only because he's "handsome" and has wavey hair. That is no exaggeration either.

Enjoy your enrichment leaf faggot.
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>>75573971
He only wants aid from countries where the people will vanish and never leave Canada.
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>>75575474
>>75577750
JFMSU

> With a shortage of water and specialized equipment here, the South African firefighters often use “firebeaters” – wooden sticks with a leather pad attached – to beat out a bush fire. But at their boot camp this month, the South Africans learned new techniques for the Canadian fires, using hoses and other water-handling equipment.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/300-south-african-firefighters-are-trained-and-headed-to-fort-mcmurray/article30197182/
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>>75577707
hopefully it doesnt burn down too much we were planing on annexing canada
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>>75576742
It's the post-satire age anon. SJWs, feminazis, BLM, all well beyond satire.

Trump ffs. I'm rooting *hard* for Donald Trump as the closest thing to a voice of reason in ages.

Post. Satire. World.

Pic unrelated I think, can't remember what it was.
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>>75576493
he could even be a pirate
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>>75573201

>Google Trudeau declining help from other nations
>can almost hear the crickets
>Google Trudeau south African firefighters
>practically every mainstream outlet is running the story
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>>75573201
I've done wildland firefighting. It can be hard work, for maybe about 20% of the people. The rest just leech off the money going around. Gee I wonder what these nignogs will do.

There are shitloads of firefighting assets in the Northern states, yet Canacucks do this. Whatever let it burn.
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>>75578021
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/300-south-african-firefighters-are-trained-and-headed-to-fort-mcmurray/article30197182/
>“That fire is so big and they can’t extinguish it and they need help,” Ms. Zwane said. “I’m excited to go. The Canadians taught us how to extinguish those tall fires with special hoses.”
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>>75573201
>US, Russia: Hey you need help with that?
>Canada: LOL no, we got it XD
>South Africa: Hey you seem to be on fire
>Canada: OMG PLEASE COME HELP US AND HOLD US IN YOUR BIG STRONG BLACK ARMS
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>>75577974
i know ;-;
save our souls
were not all a lost cause
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>>75578112
My wife and mother-in-law now feel a huge amount of shame for voting for this cartoon character.

At least I have that I guess.
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>>75578021
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/300-south-african-firefighters-are-trained-and-headed-to-fort-mcmurray/article30197182/
>“That fire is so big and they can’t extinguish it and they need help,” Ms. Zwane said. “I’m excited to go. The Canadians taught us how to extinguish those tall fires with special hoses.”
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>>75573201
importing Fire Fighters from all the way from South Africa... is that really necessary?
wouldn't it be quicker to get America or even Russia's help? what the hell?
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>>75573201
Didn't US offer help with putting fire down and Canada declined?
Now they are importing niggers.
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>>75573201
WATCH THEM DANCING - THEY AIN'T NEVER GOING HOME
http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2016/may/30/canada-wildfires-south-african-firefighters-song-and-dance-edmonton-airport-video
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>>75577974
What? Jesus fuck, how little do you know about how he won?
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>>75578247
thats a small victory
but i feel you
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How long are you stuck with this guy/how long will I have to keep seeing his stupid cuck face and scrolling past his childish quotes?
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>>75573201
>america offers help
>no
>mexico offers help
>no
>fucking russians offer to help
>nope
>BBC to the resque
A
PERU
FLAG
WITH
A
PIECE
OF
VEGETATION
ON
IT
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>>75578247
The 19th amendment (and Canada's analogous law) was a mistake.
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>>75578333
Yes. You also offered them help.
They refused both of our offers.
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>>75578335
Nobody told Trudeau SA was a fucking hellhole now.

>NEVER GOING HOME
>NEVER GOING HOME
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>>75578021
Holy fuck Weedman is fucking retarded!
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How fucking embarrassing.
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>>75578335
>WATCH THEM DANCING - THEY AIN'T NEVER GOING HOME
>http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2016/may/30/canada-wildfires-south-african-firefighters-song-and-dance-edmonton-airport-video
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>>75578021
WAITWAITWAIT
so these "FIREFIGHTERS" aren't even experienced in fighting these types of fires

Trudeau is a fucking retard
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>>75573201
Wait, they won't allow the United States to help but import help from South Africa?
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>>75573201

Satisfied, Canada?
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>>75578606
Yes

help that has no idea how to use a water hose
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>>75578606
They accepted US aid, US already sent 200 fire fighters bro

http://mynorthwest.com/301159/1st-us-firefighters-head-to-canada-to-help-attack-huge-blaze/
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>>75578513
>so these "FIREFIGHTERS" aren't even experienced in fighting these types of fires
Nope, we paid to give them a "10 day training course"

>A large portion of the South African firefighters have come through a program in their country called "Working On Fire."

>The program was implemented over a decade ago and is designed to give young people in that country a job, pulling them out of poverty.

They're in a literal ANTI POVERTY PROGRAM. They're not firefighters, what the FUCK.
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>>75578423
They refused our offer in favor of South Africa's. We have to find out what they told Canada.
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>>75573584
But why?

I get why Dictators refuse held or why someone would refuse help from an ideological enemy but why would a western democracy refuse help from another one?
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>>75578021
Its all about shutting down the oil sands... they probably started the fire, and are now deliberately undermining the efforts to fight it.
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>>75578503
fucking
cancer
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>>75578423
Why the fuck? And how can 200 nigger help with fire? To extinguish a fire this big you need something like vidrelated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sui26PR-bY

We always use them when there is a forset fire or something. This shit lands on water, takes water and then drops it.
And I'm sure US has many similar aircrafts. This could be real help, but the fucker just declined?
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>After a month in Canada, the 300 firefighters will take home the equivalent of around $1,500 (Cdn) each. It doesn’t seem like much, but it’s ten times more than their normal monthly stipend in the training program. It will help many of the firefighters to get out of shacks and build new brick homes, get driver’s licenses or enter post-secondary education.

>Sandra McCardell, the Canadian high commissioner to South Africa, said the South Africans could help teach Canada how to recruit more female firefighters, since there are so many women among the South African firefighting ranks.

AHHHH OH FUCK MY SIDES SOMEONE SEND HELP
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>in two generations most children will be mixed and nonwhite
>tfw none does anything before it's too late
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>>75575028
>plagiarizing the work of Ed Repka
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>no Canadian team in the NHL-playoffs
>uncontrollable wildfire
>accepting rapefugees
great choice, buddies.
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>>75578803
wouldn't be surprised
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It's dry season isn't it?

They're just thirsty.
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>>75578349
But anon, the only thing he forgot was the "Ayyy weed lmao."
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Our country went to shit when his dad brought in all the niggers and ruined our economy, Justin is just following a family tradition
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>>75573201
What the fuck?

You're STILL on fire?

How long has it been so far? Over a month?
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>>75578802
Because that western democracy is run by a narcissistic liberal who will literally see his country burn to protect his own ego.
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>throw hundreds of unskilled niggers at natural crematory
>they all die
>rinse and repeat
Not a bad plan if our government wasn't so cucked. Too bad they probably won't get close to the fire, never leave, and we become burning Africa.
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>>75578822

Yes.
Trudeau is a faggot liberal who would rather make jokes about Trump and Putin than accept legitimate offers of assistance.

Canada was nothing before, simply nothing. Nothing to worry about, nothing to concern yourself with. This faggot Trudeau has turned the country from a puddle of standing water to a hastily dug-out shitwell where bacteria and parasites are brewing.

It's only a matter of time before this shit someone seeps into our northern states, and possibly even your country.

It's fun to laugh at a country like Sweden because it's far enough away that it doesn't matter, but when you're wearing Sweden 2.0 as a hat, you have to start worrying.
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>>75578098
i hate canada
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>>75579200
Turdeau has actually seriously avoided saying anything about Trump, because he's scared shitless of being cucked by him if he becomes POTUS.
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We just didn't let Mexicans or Americans or Russians come in because you all have a nasty habit of going to places and not leaving, but we can get rid of the south africans simply by not feeding them, if it came to that.
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>>75579331
That's actually remarkably sensible of him compared to the fucking idiots who run our country.
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>>75579200
I miss Canada being our simple friendly northern neighbors and greatest ally
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>>75573201
What? the fire is still going on?
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>>75579360
Really?

Are you sure that's the case?
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>>75579360
>implying our new South African "heroes" won't be treated to even better gibs than our new Syrian friends
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>>75579200
fuck
i want to run away
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>>75573201

>MFW my approval rating is still sky high after being nothing but incredibly irresponsible since taking office

https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiQ96681ILNAhUm9IMKHX7zAzUQFggeMAE&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cbc.ca%2Fnews%2Fpolitics%2Fgrenier-liberal-honeymoon-1.3540724&usg=AFQjCNHMKn16aNNpHJbtFqCDHJ1G_znuKg&sig2=5ZbQ1bHI1qojzoCverptWQ&bvm=bv.123325700,d.amc
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>>75578733
I'm glad they did, of course, but it was like the government was trying to keep that a secret. Meanwhile, they're trumpeting the arrival of the South African firefighters in every newspaper and news site.
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>>75575028
sure
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Should we all be following Canada's lead?
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>>75579360

Yeah, Canada has had such a history of illegal American immigrants (???????)

Especially American fireman, who are notoriously known for being rapists and violent criminals (???????????)

As opposed to these fine South African baboo---- gentlemen, who of course have been professional firefighters for years (???????)
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>>75579761
If you put out a fire, it wins.
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>>75579761
I refuse to believe this is an actual thing a human has said in earnest.
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>>75579761

Oh man, oh man

You can't write better comedy than this.
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>>75579761
thats not real is it?
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LET THE GALAXY BURN
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>>75579831

How so? They bring different diversified techniques to stopping the fire.
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>Be Canadian
>Country burns down
>Everyone offers to help
>President Dude Weedman refuses all offers except for the physical embodiment of AIDS
I guess his plan is to make people stop worrying about the fire and start worrying about their HIV tests.
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>>75578021
>>75578860
What the actual fuck.
Unless he is a secret redpilled mastermind who is trying to get 200 unskilled niggers to fail as a way to enrage every hockey loving maple syrup drinking moose fucker in that country this might be a new level in multicultural stupidity. He turned down multiple countries with experienced and well equipped fire departments to train a bunch of Africans for a month at Canada's expense while the fire burned on. Unfuckingreal.
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>>75576493
Gold was like 90% sold under Harper but good try.

t. Dislikes Trudeau and Harper
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>>75579761
this country is fucked
why do i come on this website and read about my idiot cuck prime minister and then lament the state of things
maybe i should just leave
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>>75579761
One day Canada will burn something else than a forest.

>>75573201
Rejects us but makes people to travel from south africa to fight the wild fire?
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>>75579809
>>75579831
>>75579887

KEKEKEKEK seems the b8 was too gr8 to deb8
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>>75579948

Yeah, like when the Africans try to beat the fire with rocks and then rape it, and then the smarter ones just try to steal flames from it.
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>>75579761
>>75579809
>>75579831
>>75579887
>>75579939
>>75580037
>Delete
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>>75575709
He was in the book depository. Kennedy motorcade was driving past the grassy knoll. Could you for like one second, not be a fuck wit?

>There is still an X painted on the exact sport where he was shot
>Tourists run out avoiding traffic to try to get pictures on the spot
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>>75573201

Are they going to perform some tribal ritual to put out the flames or....

>>75573971

What was the reason for denying the other countries? I swear it looks it was decision made by poll numbers "Nah, nah lets get these South Africa guys, they're all black that will make us LOOK REALLY GOOD right?"
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>>75580037
im feeling the same way
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>>75578741

Trudeau my president now that we got a large fire going that is out of control we need help, you can to choose between:
>professional and experienced fire fighter from white countries
or
>200 south africans trained in a social anti poverty program that have zero experience and never put out a fire with water
...
...
It's time for AFRICA !!!!!!
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Canada is officially a joke.
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>>75578741

It will be interesting to see what made up jobs Canada will give them, because they sure as fuck aren't going to be on the frontline fighting the fires/
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>>75580243

He's just a fucking SJW who legitimately thinks that it's a good idea.

You could go to any college in the US and find someone (usually a chick) who, if given unlimited power over our country, would bring in disgusting monsters from as many poor countries as possible.

It's just that somehow this type of person is now in fucking charge of CANADA.

I can't wait until he brings in more refugees and then crime rates skyrocket and then he brings in MORE immigrants to bolster the police force and then literally turns Vancouver or Toronto into fucking slum cities where people get murdered in the street.
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>>75580429
Everyday there's another reason to be glad I'm American.
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>>75576629

Yes
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>>75573201
>Canada being the ANC's useful idiot by attempting to give SA any good press at all
Not surprised. Stay [current year] Canada.
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>>75580089
But anon, the south africans' skills in beating bush fires to death with a stick with leather attached to it is unparalleled, surely their talents are key to beating this massive forest fire that really turned the heat up in a city!
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>>75578021
>With a shortage of water and specialized equipment here, the South African firefighters often use “firebeaters” – wooden sticks with a leather pad attached – to beat out a bush fire

Does Canada have access to such advanced tools?
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>>75580037
maybe you should just leaf
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>>75580533
don't get cocky, we could easily be next
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Are they are going to be smoking weed while putting out the fires? Maybe they should put a gigantic bong around the fire and all of Canada can get blazed that way.
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>>75579576

Embrace the enrichment.
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>>75580037
No don't leave fight for an independent west

America is NOT a safe haven from this shit nor will it be a safe place for whites in the near future
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>>75573201
>south africa

Wait, didn't he deny help from american and european firefighters?

I mean, one would think what you're saying is a stretch, but I seriously can't think of any other reason for him picking help from the other side of the world for no other reason than to cuck for diversity.
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>>75580673
As a Canadian I can confirm we do not have tools this advanced.
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>>75580896
Based Trump will put a stop to this
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>>75580673
No but I'm sure if they import another 5000 africans from social anti poverty programs they could have their first home made "firebeater" in +/-15 years.
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>>75580702
fpbp
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>"Mr. Prime Minister, the entire west coast is being consumed by fire, it's out of control - We must do something!"
"Hmm..." <sparks up a joint>
>"The International Space Station has been tracking the progress of the fire sir, they can see it is spreading fast! Our neighboring NATO countries have already called and offered support and help to fight this raging inferno - USA, Russia, Australia & Mexico have all offered assistance! What should we do??"
<puts down the bong> "Well, if we accept their help, we lose...."
>"Mr. Prime Minister, what other options do we have? This thing is out of control!"
"Well, how about we spend some millions importing untrained Africans who have never seen a hose before instead? Diversity is Canada's Strength after-all!"
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>>75578335
these guys are straight from the townships, good luck canada
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>>75579761
his next plan in his agenda: diversify our law enforcement and recruit 300-x000 uncorruptable Brazilian/Mexican cops. that will bring trust back to our law enforcement in our ethnic minority communities after decades of systemic racism.
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>>75580702
can we come to austria?
were white and we will assimilate immediately
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>>75578021
>>75578189

>Canada sacrificing it's own population to let the South African regime train their shit firefighters, and get PC points.
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>>75580802

Let's face it. We are no better.

It's not even the niggers. Spics are basically half the country now.
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>>75581100
Trump is not the end game. Trump's policies are a stop-gap measure. He can help slow down the rate of diversity and bide us time to get our shit together. But he is NOT the end-all-be-all savior. Our fight is not done. Trump is only step one. If we sit back and celebrate and think our job is done after Trump takes office, then we've achieved nothing. We need to keep fighting and pushing.

Basically, we're a ship orbiting a black hole. If anyone else but trump gets elected, we slip past the event horizon and then there's no escape. With Trump, we're putting the rockets on full throttle and we'll be able to barely stay out of the event horizon's radius for a time, but we still need to push further and actually start moving away from the black hole.
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>using your country burning the fuck down by the square mile as an excuse to import black people
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>>75581621
It's genius, in a Soros type way.
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>>75581100
>Trump helps me redpill my wife
>she's late
>third kid now on the way
>white
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>>75581621
Every excuse cuckdeau can get.
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>>75573201
this is what you get for getting such a tranny PM

this is the landsvættir that's angry, you should be very aware.
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>>75581621
Clearly Canada needs more blacks, it's the only logical option!

>I bet they are going to be "granted citizenship for their heroic and brave acts of fighting the fire"
Just fucking watch it happen, they are all going to be staying permanently
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>>75573201
IS THIS FUCKING REAL
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>>75580429
I think that happened when we made scratch-and-sniff money
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>200 bushwackers from south africa.
>they were trained to beat the fire out with a stick with a leather paddle on it...

Alright then senpai. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fngvQS_PmQ&list=RD2fngvQS_PmQ
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>>75580037
>right wing Canadians flee to America because of Truedope
>Left wing Americans flee to Canada because of Trump

THE GREAT POLARIZING IS COMING.
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>>75573201
>MFW
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>>75581610
this desu
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>>75581707
remember to keep going till 8-14 kids
white birth rate is so fucking low, that's the only bloody way to reverse it in any way
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>>75581324
XD XD

unfuckingreal

is this really happening?

oh my

I'm jewish and I miss the nazis
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>>75578733
The nigs will take the credit
Smart move weedman
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>>75573201
Don't forget he gave shithole countries $275 million the other week while he only matched donations from the red cross for fort mack.

Fuck that guy
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Good lord. Sorry to hear this Canada.

I wonder if a Hillary presidency will be as horrible as a Trudeau if she gets elected...
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>>75580357
over 9000 hours in MS paint
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>>75576458
I've been using this picture a lot
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>>75576510
I agree 100%.

The left has this way of destroying itself. Problem is by that time things are usually too late for everyone else too.

I think the time to fight is nearing. One thing the progressive left lacks is patience. Something we have ample supply of.
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>>75582942
kek
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>>75582942
nice. kek
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>>75582493
>>75581610
a billion times this
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>>75582662
God fucking damn, Kate is hot. I want to do lewd things with Kate-chan.
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>>75582942
fug, fixing the transparency
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>>75582942
replace "firefighters" with "firebeaters" and it's a solid 9/10
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>>75577257
Rural Ontario
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>>75583015

Its okay leaf...

*pats shoulder*

At least you aren't Sweden or Germany.
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>>75581324
Trudeau / 10
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Of course they're nignogs, Trudeau's shitty fucking wife always takes part in those sappy commercials and ads that involve sick and dying children in Africa.

Trudeau is but a cucking puppet to that of his wife. She's pulling the strings, not him.
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>>75578021
They're literally sending 200 south africans to their death after denying competent aid.
Is this some kind of blood sacrifice to keep trudeau in power?
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>>75583216
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>>75583266
but soon we will be
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/ottawa-seeks-to-bring-more-than-300000-newcomers-this-year/article29069851/
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>>75578803
Why would they want to do that? Honest question.
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>>75583369
It's quite likely that they got married because they're just as fucked up as each other.
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>>75583191
>Not having both the decisions be black refugees

You don't know Pierre Trudeau

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqrS-t3ZLJw
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>>75583369
Who wants to bet those 200 SA firemen will be granted canadian citizenship?
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>>75583547
good job anon, saved
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>>75583369
they look so unstatesmanlike
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>>75573971
Forest fires are natural you autist they need to happen its up fucking north in buttfuck nowhere. He refused aid because the fire already passed fort mcmurry now its just burning wilderness
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>>75573201
canada sucks so much. good god. can russia invade you guys or something?
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>>75583699
>Who wants to bet those 200 SA firemen will be granted canadian citizenship?
I'll bet everything I own on that, called it >>75581776

>>75583752
>look so unstatesmanlike
Pic related
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>>75573201
How long has this fire been going? Is it still raging? They should really get on that.
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>>75583865
>He refused aid
Then why is he importing a bunch of Africans now and having to train them to do it?
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Canada is approaching German levels of cuckery. I'm honestly worried about them
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>>75584036
It's like he's going out of his way to prove to the world that south african bantus are a wonderful people.
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>>75583865

Found the Stockholm syndrome cuck.

>n-no!! Its not true!

He turned down aid from all other white nations because he wanted to import niggers with "aids" to enrich your women.

Fucked up eh?
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>>75583605
Canada has a fucking Culture god damnit.

Sterostypes are culture for fucksake. Ever since we started importing fuck tons of niggers, pujeets, and muslims things of have gone to absolute shit.

Then we are told that immigrants are our culture..

In USA you become an American. You must conform to US standards or you will never be accepted. In Canada immigrants are encouraged to keep their culture and it just leads to muslim ghettos like the ones in Brampton full of people who refuse to learn english and do sharia patrol.
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Where is the fire anyway?

If this thing was near your cities you'd all be dead by now.
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>>75583880
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>>75584144
How long until the next election?
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>>75584235
http://cwfis.cfs.nrcan.gc.ca/interactive-map

Click the CURRENT YEA, sorry, current fires button next to the map.

My God, Trudeau is literally Nero.
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>>75578860
please make it end
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>>75578440
You say it as if though that wasn't his plan to begin with
Screencap this

"as a way of saying thanks for the much needed aid they provided and their heroic behavior they displayed. We're offering these brave 200 men homes and citizenship in Canada." - Weedman

Just wait for this all to be over
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>Not getting enough niggers due to big racist ocean, begin Operation NigAir
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>>75584483
iktf
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>>75584290
Barring a vote of non confidence, which wont happen unless he actively fucks up hard due to his majority, 2020.
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>>75573201
WAKE ME UP
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>>75584705
>"as a way of saying thanks for the much needed aid they provided and their heroic behavior they displayed. We're offering these brave 200 men homes and citizenship in Canada." - Weedman
>Just wait for this all to be over
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>manage to escape SA
>canada starts importing the madness and kaffirs
NO NO NO NO I WON'T GO BACK
YOU'LL HAVE TO PRISE THE GEWEER FROM MY GUNSHOT STAINED BLUE HANDS BEFORE THE FUCKING KAFFIRS RISE AND RAPE AGAIN
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Don't worry Canada, all that money saved from cutting the firefighting budget is being used wisely!
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>>75584841
RIP Canada
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>>75584841
>2020
It is 5 years eh, fuck me this is fucked
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>>75584144
Ya, Canada's culture atm is a false sense of superiority over Americans.
I don't know how this meme survives, but it seems to insulate the low-end liberals from realizing their lives are garbage while they shit up the country for everyone.
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>>75584963
Isnt this the same shit garbage fuckery that's made Ontario the holder of the world's largest municipal debt?
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>>75584963
Diversity is Canada's strength, after all!

>>75585163
Probably.
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JUST
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>>75573201
What a half-hearted PR stunt
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>>75585254
That picture it is a lie, it's actually 55,000 'refugees' in 2016, + a record 300,000+ immigrants, the highest number in over a century
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>>75573971

You need to take your country back anon.

Canada is slowly letting itself become Sweeden, and it won't stop unless you fight back
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>>75583369
What a surprise. A faggy scarf.
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>>75585254
But wait, there's more!

Seriously though Canada, how can you keep wasting your money on this shit, you have a fucking problem.

>>75585405
That image was taken directly from the Canadian government's budget page unedited, hence the filename.
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In other news, Trudeau is planning to cuck UK by marrying the Queen
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>>75585605
Forgot pic
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>>75580896
But by the liberal "definition of racism," if whites become a minority, then it will suddenly become racist to criticize them.
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>>75573971
>>75573201

in 2012 the world crossed into another dimension controlled by the jokster Loki , this is why everything sounds like a sick joke , thread below has the pope comparing isis to jesus christ
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Watch. The Jew media in Canacuck land will glorify the nigger firefighters. Probably make a drama or sitcom television show about how heroic they are.

Then...all your women will start fucking them because they are the new trendy rock stars.

Rip canada
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>>75585292
From a comedic perspective, it's absolutely brilliant though. I mean, think about it. There are just so many layers of irony enveloped within this one situation.

>fires break out in canada
>in the conservative part so trudeau doesn't care
>doesn't bother sending anyone to fight it
>russia and america offer to help fight the fires
>trudeau declines because those countries are too white
>fires continue raging
>decides to employ the help of south africa bantu firemen
>imports them from across the entire world just to make a diversity quota hire
>pays them all handsomely as a form of charity towards south africa
>asks that the fucking bantus help teach canada how to be more diverse and hire more female firefighters
>will probably grant all the firemen citizenship

It's fucking pottery. I couldn't have made this shit up myself if I tried.
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>>75583547
>if you put out a fire, it wins.
My fucking sides
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>>75584939
eish we will follo yo wite man
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>>75575943
>Best we can do is bite our tongue at the cost of having our personal information spread all over leftist media and our buisiness burned to the ground.

No anon, stand your ground.
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>>75573201
HAHA OH WOW
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>>75577257
USA USA USA
Onward to the land of the free (when Trump's elected) we shall colonize the mountains to not be in the way.
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any Americans willing to put up with me while I try to get American citizenship?

please god make it stop
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AND YOU PEOPLE WONDER WHY WE SHITPOST SO MUCH??????? ITS TO HIDE THE PAIN OF LIVING IN A COUNTRY THAT DOES THIS
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After the fires out, it will become a refugee center.
>Tfw Canadian gov. Burnt it's own people
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>>75585750
And here I was thinking I could finally take my irony glasses off
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>>75585113
I severely distrust people who wear those bright "I'm young at heart although they want me to wear these stoopid old people clothes xD" socks. If I see them, I immediately know I'm dealing with an idiot.
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>>75583752
Trudeau's in it for the selfies.
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>>75578021
This is the world we live in.

Weakness is strength.

Incompetence is a marketable skill.

Corruption is praised.

This is 2016.
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>>75586095
I still just can't get over the fact that Trudeau declined help from the next-door neighbors of america and russia just so he could let the fires spread and end up recruiting firemen from fucking south africa just because muh diversity.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP. At first I thought Trudeau declined help from america/russia because he was too prideful and didn't want to embarass his country. But no, it's literally just because he didn't want FUCKING WHITE MALES
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>>75576458
Wow one burned leaf to the er pronto boys
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>>75586095

*places hand on shoulder*

Its okay leaf. We know already.
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annex alberta!
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