Post a short-list of the conspiracy theories you believe in, but be prepared to defend why if someone asks you.
Also, iceberg memes are welcome.
Mine:
>The Titanic never sank
>Hitler died of old age in Argentina and his family line is kept secret, just as Jesus' bloodline is kept secret
>The Roman Empire never fell
>The Fed led by LBJ assassinated JFK
>Aliens visited Earth thousands of years ago and kick-started Human development
>Dinosaurs are still around at the bottom of the ocean
>Zika was invented to control overpopulation but was accidentally released too early
GO
>>75567065
Why do you believe Jesus had children? And with whom?
Are you saying that Rome wasn't sacked in the 5th century?
How deep down are the dinosaurs?
Who created Zika? The U.S., UN, EU, or NWO?
>>75567065
Isn't there a physical Titanic at the bottom of the ocean?
And by the Roman Empire never fell do you mean it still symbolically exists through various societies or literally still exists
>>75567392
>Jesus
With Mary Magdalene, I believe the children were kept secret to protect them. I believe he had them because he wanted them
>Rome
It was sacked. And the Western Empire disintegrated, as did eventually the Eastern Empire. But long before then the institutions that ruled it had moved to Britain, where they instigated the rise of the Empire as a means to travel west and institute a new Empire in the Americas. They knew about the Americas through knowledge kept in the library of alexandria
>Dinos
Mariana trench level deep, and also under the ice in antarctica
>Zika
NWO, human population needs to be kept at a sustainable and controllable level
>>75567541
Read above for Rome, and the ship at the bottom isn't the Titanic but the Olympic, the older and failing sistership that was sank for the insurance money
>>75567392
>Hitler was the last incarnation of Vishnu
Literally what
>>75568241
Ehhhh it's an odd thing. Something about religious timing in hitlers arrival.
>the titanic never sank
You know they found it right? Like, we know where it is...
>>75567065
>>75568128
Just out of interest, do you believe the government is hiding dinosaurs, or just no one has found them? And why do you believe dinosaurs are at the bottom of the ocean
>>75567065
He's still alive m8
>>75569117
Yeah, I believe they're being kept under wraps. And that they're hiding them at the bottom of the ocean because it's the only place they can be physically hidden
>>75567065
>Hitler died of old age in Argentina and his family line is kept secret, just as Jesus' bloodline is kept secret
>The Fed led by LBJ assassinated JFK
But these are true though
>>75569417
How does this benefit the government, why hide them?
>>75569602
It's not really a case of benefiting the government. It's more of an international agreement to hide them, to protect them and to protect the humans that would go looking for them
>>75567065
>>75567392
Put down the crack pipe. There is no conspiracy simply because there are no humans that can outsmart 7 billion people. There is an upper limit to how far our brains can process and conceptualize new ideas.
There is no such thing as the redpill or bluepill, people simply respond to stimuli based on the conditioning of their environment. Which is why it takes so much effort to adopt or break a new habit. You literally have to rewire your brain.
>>75569786
Why not just kill them off? Who gains from this agreement, I don't see governments doing this without gaining.
Not being condescending btw, just wondering.
>>75569965
Crack isn't real bro
>>75569965
I miss the bluepill.
>>75567065
Obligatory.
>>75570037
So that they can study them is my guess. Animals that old would be worth a million times their weight in gold to those involved in genetic engineering
>>75570096
Bluepill is a metaphor for lack of sufficient information. Your old paradigm was ideological and flawed. When you let pragmatism supersede ideology and see the world for what it is, you get the illusion of the redpill.
>>75570037
Yeah, I'm interested in this too. Compared to other actions by world governments, keeping a bunch of dinosaurs alive out of the goodness of their hearts seems out of character.
>>75567065
>The Titanic never sank
The Olympic (sister ship) sank.
>Hitler died of old age in Argentina and his family line is kept secret, just as Jesus' bloodline is kept secret
Nahh,
>The Roman Empire never fell
Just symantics with this one.
>The Fed led by LBJ assassinated JFK
OKay
>Aliens visited Earth thousands of years ago and kick-started Human development
History-channel-tier BS
>Dinosaurs are still around at the bottom of the ocean
Semantics again
>Zika was invented to control overpopulation but was accidentally released too early
Maybe, what makes it an accident?
>>75570213
kk, good chat lad
>>75570269
based paki
>>75569160
VERY impressive, I've never seen this graphic before, got any more?
>>75570341
safe, brexit soon yh
>>75567392
>>75567065
>titanic never sank
I don't understand. At least the footage of a huge ship is real.
>roman empire never fell
Just call it disintegration over years. Then people crashed into Rome itself. They were organized. Not simply 'barbarians'. Eastern Byzantine style carried on.
>>75567065
>Zika was invented to control overpopulation but was accidentally released too early
>was accidentally released too early
>too early
>early
There are cases around Florida now, since hearing about it in South American.
It's not early, it's right on time.
>>75570465
Sorry, i'm out.
>>75568128
>Jesus
So Jesus had children with the prostitute lady who followed him? Are there older editions of the Bible that suggest this or something?
>Rome
This is next level conspiracy. So you're saying the Emperor at Rome, at some point, moved everyone to London and installed puppet governments in Rome and Constantinople? If they knew about the Americas for thousands of years prior, why did the Columbus beat the English to America?
>Dinos
Don't you think a dead dino would have washed up on the shores of a beach by now?
>Zika
I have wondered the same thing about several other illnesses, including AIDS as a population control for Africa and the whole autism/vaccination debate.
>>75568241
Just a pic I saved, I have no idea
>>75568931
Insurance fraud. The Titanic was swapped with its sister ship and intentionally sunk. The owners became very rich in the aftermath of the ordeal, and the real Titanic went on to make many voyages. There is photographic evidence that is strongly in favor of this actually. Pic related.
>>75569965
Go away Mossad
>>75570500
>>75567392
mkUltra isn't controversial at all it's in public records. it should be higher
>>75570501
I've already checked dubs on /pol/, am I for far gone?
>>75569965
Nah. Just don't commit. Remain skeptical. Investing 100 percent is the brain writing you are imagining.
>>75567065
Stan Lee is immortal, but not as creative as everyone thinks
>>75570501
damn ive never seen a chinese meme
>>75570501
>doxxing yourself
kek
>>75567065
>>Aliens visited Earth thousands of years ago and kick-started Human development
I believe this too
>>75567065
OJ Simpson's son killed Nicole Brown-Simpson but he tried to cover it up
>>75567065
9/11
7/7
we are all slaves (N.W.O)
moon
europe
shape of the earth
i dont believe 100% in any of these but I do believe that there is more to know and that the official story/explanation is probably false
9 11 being at number 1
shape of the world being at the bottom of the list
>>75570939
Do you really believe Jesus died a 33 year old virgin?
With no contraception there is 99% chance he had children.
>>75570939
No, all writings of his offspring were destroyed and copies left in the vatican archives so as to ensure they can always trace lineage. I also think Alexander the Great's body is in the archives but that's neither here nor there
I'm saying that Caesar (Big J) invented the war with Egypt so as to destroy the library of Alexandria, his soldiers didn't just "accidentally" burn it down. Hidden there was knowledge of the Americas, and he and his descendants shaped world events so as to completely control the continent of the west. The old Empire was sacrificed so as to cover their asses. From Rome, to London, to Washington.
Absolutely not, they're being kept under careful guard and when one dies it's disposed off at the bottom of the ocean. Wouldn't be a very well kept secret if they let the dead ones float away
As for Zika, I think you're right about AIDS and wouldn't be surprised if the autism debate was started for that reason too
>>75571648
this degenerate
>Germany, folks
Zika virus was funded by the Rockefeller foundation in 1947. You can buy the virus online if your credentials match up.
www.atcc.org/products/all/VR-84.aspx#history
I reserve me metal space for the possibility that there are 1-7 alien groups in contact with some earth peoples. Now, whatever.
I also reserve the idea that we are completely alone.
Gathering evidence as time goes on. Watching for consistencies.
>>75571471
>"moon"
>"Europe"
plz explain
>>75571083
It isn't /pol/ , it's /po/. And yes i checked my dubs there, got banned for it tho.
>>75571185
>>75570501
rare
>>75571185
>Is Peruvian
>Implying you don't play dota or follow competitive Dota
>Not being updated with the finiest chink memes.
>>75571837
Why degenerate? It was ok for a jew to impregnate gentile sluts until the Jew marries. It's not worth mentioning, because the children are gentile.
That being said I'm 100% sure Jesus had his fair share of gentile pussy.
>>75571185
Yes you have. You just didn't know it. Keep your eyes peeled for anything chinese.
HIV=AIDS BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTxvmKHYajQ
>>75572024
does my chinese housemate count
>>75567392
Jesus f christ im a gnostic. Archons When?
>>75571930
kek, I misread it.
>>75572257
It's an obscure boad,try to slide it for bonus points
>>75571928
>moon
i have no way of personally knowing if anyone has been up there or not. too much uncertainty in my mind to believe that anyone has been there..especially the Apollo 11 attempt.
>Europe
I think its a huge step towards a one world government or at least suffering for your average human and Its orchestrated. therefore, conspiracy.
do you, yourself have any doubts about any of those subjects I mentioned?
>>75572408
Only the moon and Europe.
Whilst I do believe that we (the US, that is) went to the moon, my main point of interest is why we never went back. Why during the last missions so much of the audio is classified, and why the final two apollo missions (that were fully paid for, fully staffed and ready to go) had the plug pulled on them at the last moment
As for Europe I think there's a conspiracy behind the leftist groups wanting to flood the continent, Soros etc, but EU is the main bad thing
>>75567392
>Who created Zika? The U.S., UN, EU, or NWO?
You must be new here.
There were many threads about it.
Basically Bill gates wanted to exterminate mosquitos, by creating a virus, that made them infertile. And that virus was Zika.
https://www.gatesnotes.com/Health/Eradicating-Malaria-in-a-Generation
Now they are deleting all mentions of Zika and calling it "GMO mosquitoes".
So when they released a small infected mosquito test-group, but forgot that mosquitoes breed in millions and mutations can develop immunity to it and overcome the infretility factor.
So somewhere along the lines both mosquitoes and the virus mutated and they got gorrillions of fertile human-transmittable Zika-carrying mosquitoes.
>>75572709
Im not sure we will ever know and thats the funny thing about people who some how 'know' we went to the moon etc. its hilarious, infact.
do you honestly believe the entirety of the official 9/11 story though, how come?
what about 7/7?
both of those are so bent out of shape its insane
(in my opinion!)
>>75568241
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esoteric_Nazism
It's real. The existence of the theory, that is.
>>75573052
you do know the zika zirus has been known about since before gates was born right?
>>75573052
>>75570939
Sharks and crocodiles are dinosaurs tho
>>75573515
The original one didn't cause microcephaly.
>>75570501
I haven't been luaghing that much in several months. Literally i stratrd chocking at:
>typing with dick wothout telling anyone
>>75571928
>He thinks Europe is real
>>75573759
Anything can cause microcephaly look it up.
It could also be all the fucking pesticides they use.
>>75567065
The Soviet Union pretended to get dissolved and waited while the root of the degeneracy will take hold in west.
They are gonna restart it in like ten years:
That's why all the politicians in eastern block are ex-kgb, ex-gommunist party
>>75573647
Why is Zika-chan preggo?
>>75567392
damn it
still two layers from Redpill
gotta lurk more i guess
>>75573137
Well, for each I believe the same story. I believe the States knew that 9/11 was going to happen (Saudis), and chose to let it happen to give them leverage in the future, for example the Iraq War and the Patriot Act. I believe 7/7 was the same, just to allow the UK to follow the US into the middle east
>>75573934
kek
>>75574722
It's a reference to the fucked up babies Zika creates
The conspiracy to create a "one world government" isn't really a conspiracy because so many of its proponents not only admit it openly, but even gloat about it. The orgs who support it are out in the open, most of their member lists are publicly available, they have mission statements on their webpages that exhort the bliss of the NWO to be. Fucking UN puts out videos like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRFsoRQYpFM and people are only outraged until the next piece of outrageous bullshit gets shoved in their faces.
Thing is, most people just don't read books or even care about being educated beyond the bare necessary they need to do their jobs. Yes, that goes for academics too- most don't really give a shit about anything outside their specific field: they just lap up any shit they're fed by whoever they believe is a credible authority.
>>75574412
Nah, Putin himself has stated the fall of communism was a good thing. A new Russia is in the mix, somewhere between Imperial Russia and this one.
Look at how he's strengthening the Orthodox Church, and creating political dynasties across the country
>>75575016
im not even at that stage yet..
I'm still trying to work out how two (alleged) commercial air liners dropped 3 buildings and Literally turned them to microscopic dust..
i honestly dont care 'who done it' at this point.
concerning 7/7: I would love to know how the supposed bombers caught a train that was canceled and managed to arrive on time
then i would like to know exactly who was shot outside canary wharf a short while after..
once again who did it is not important at this stage.
but yeah, you could be right bro
>>75570501
apparently I'm a hardcore shitposter
OK, all of OP's ideas make at-least-kind-of sense except for the dinos thing. seriously, wtf bro?
ok im no expert but at marianna trench level, very very very very few things can survive. the pressure is ridiculous. and you can't take creatures that didn't traditionally live in an environment with that kind of pressure and just move them down there. they all would die. so then your theory becomes "theres a special breed of dinos that have existed at marianna trench levels for a very long time." so then, ok, seems a little plausible.. but humans have only gotten down there in the last couple hundred years. and when we do go its difficult and complicated. the kind of machinery that can handle it is limited. so some kind of organized sea creature corralling would be very hard. so they would move unencumbered. which means anyone going down that deep could come upon them... making it a very hard secret to keep
idk, seems a little wacky to me OP but i'd love to hear your rebuttal
>>75574722
She's based on a fertility goddess.
>>75567392
>Are you saying that Rome wasn't sacked in the 5th century?
Rome fell in 1453 not the 5th century, get your shit straight.
>>75567065
>>The Titanic never sank
So what?
> was *accidentally* released too *early*
Pffft...
>>75567065
I agree with you on those
>>Aliens visited Earth thousands of years ago and kick-started Human development
maybe but not necessarily intentionally
>Zika was invented to control overpopulation but was accidentally released too early
yee boii
I'd also add Soviet and Nazi red room experiments to the list
>>75567065
Alright please don't be too hard on me
>Chemtrails (obviously)
>semi-hollow earth
>9/11 never happened, Twin Towers still stand
>Everything south of Russia doesn't exist (and before you call me stupid, have you been there?)
Debate me
The Jews are actually Canaanites
There are very few actual Jews left. Canaanites degeneracy and hedonistic behavior is the exact same thing we're seeing today. It is Satanic.
>>75579409
>>semi-hollow earth
>>9/11 never happened, Twin Towers still stand
please elaborate on these
>>Everything south of Russia doesn't exist (and before you call me stupid, have you been there?)
I've been to Hong Kong and I'm at least 80% sure it wasn't just a 2 week acid trip
Countries create maps that add or remove or divert distances and roads to maintain the existence of areas of land they don't want you to know exists.
I came to that theory on my own a few years ago, I dont know if it's ever been theorized before.
The biggest redpil is reall that god exists and satanists have been keeping the truth about his true name, nature and will do anything they must in order to conquer the world by putting everyone against one another.
>>75570501
I'm fallen apparently
>car door hook hand
>checking dubs on /po/
>sliding obscure boards
>Girls don't actually have vaginas, they just say they do so they can lure you into their crotch where you lose your boyhood
>Big metal boats only float because they have secret magnets built in that repel from the Earth's core. The government doesn't want you knowing but they still need the boats so they can have nukes ready.
>Nobody actually likes ugly boring people, they just hang out with them because they would feel bad otherwise
>The story of Jesus was created by the Roman Empire when they realized they were falling but still wanted a force to stronghold Europe with and rule in the shadows. They threw themselves under the bus in the story because they were switching sides.
>>75579830
pretty simple, I think the earth is full of pockets. I'm not sure what lives there but there's an effort made to keep us out.
As for 9/11 it's obvious. When you google "twin towers" you only find pictures of twin towers "burning" and them being ok.
On none of the images they're gone.
>I've been to Hong Kong and I'm at least 80% sure it wasn't just a 2 week acid trip
Possibly you've experienced what is known as the Mandela Effect. Google it, it's pretty interesting and it'll make you rethink that memory.
>>75579409
m8 I'm pretty sure East Asia exists
>>75567392
JFK, Freemasons, Swamp Gas and Weather Balloons, Illuminati, UFO's, 9/11, Flouride, Facebook Psyops, Paedowood, The Jews, Life After Death, Gangstalking, MK Ultra, Monarchism, Manmade Global Warming, Rothschilds, Hitler was the last incarnation of Vishnu, Reincarnation
>>75579877
https://m.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/2fcwed/how_google_keeps_everyone_happy_1322x455/
>>75580102
>pretty simple, I think the earth is full of pockets
those are called caves
>As for 9/11 it's obvious. When you google "twin towers" you only find pictures of twin towers "burning" and them being ok. On none of the images they're gone.
now that's just baiting
>Australia doesn't exist
>Africa doesn't exist, us blacks came from space and were enslaved by white people
>>75575217
Was that video meant to be a fucking nightmare
>>75580473
Yeah I'm fucking around
really do check out the mandela effect reddit thing when you have time though, the people there are hysterical.
>>75579877
There is no such thing as globally recognized borders. India is free to not recognize Germany as a country and instead attribute the entire territory to Switzerland on their maps.
Also check this out
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_map_projections
Goes a long way to explain lots of these "the map looks different every time I look at one" feelings. Most of the time you're just looking at different projections. There's a thousand ways to put the surface of a globe onto 2d space.
>>75580512
I'm so sorry to be the one to tell you this, Australia does exist friend..
>>75579409
>Everything south of russia doesn't exist
wew lad, looks like i'm non existent
>>75580788
>The Mandela Effect is a theory put forth by writer and “paranormal consultant” Fiona Broome that shared false memories are in fact glimpses into parallel worlds with different timelines.
Jesus christ
>>75567392
I freaking dig ur image lots of kex xoxo anon
>>75572007
haha yea nothin like some gentile pussy
>>75580788
>>75580409
What I mean is countries intentionally lying to hide territory. Not just contested land. But yes that seems to be evident that maps can really be anything they say they want. The idea we have of the world is somewhat of an illusion.
>>75580855
nice try AIDF
>>75575217
What's the deal with that video?
Where is it from originally? All I can find is tinfoil hat seeming people uploading it.
Tin foil hats actually increase your chances of comunicating with extraterrestial life. The media portrays it the other way around, so less of us are able to access higher learning.
>>75581326
damn you got me, it was worth a try
>>75579995
I guess you're on to everyone. Nobody does actually like you, but you're a bit crazy and we don't want you shooting people.
>>75580534
>>75581369
It came from UN originally, they deleted it very soon as it was received negatively, but various people re-uploaded it soon after. Make no mistake, UN definitely wants you to "just turn off your mind and go to work".
