/pol/ COMPLETELY DESTROYED diverse Top Gear is here to stay!
>>75554007
>Host of the show says his show did well
More news at eleven
that sounds so desperate, kek
>>75554007
>being this defensive
Everyone loves a trainwreck but easily fatigue the long term once stale.
>>75554101
>Female symbol shirt
btw guys did you know im a girl :)
It didn't even beat clarks average lol
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/chris-evans-defends-top-gear-8082953.amp
Can you say total failure?
>>75554007
Gay Wheels
>L-Look guys we're actually not a massive failure
>>75554007
All I can say
>top kek
I really doubt that the new show will have same chemistry that the old one had.
Literally the only reason why I, dude who doesn't care about cars at all watched a fucking car show was for the dynamic trios god tier chemistry.
Really don't see how some niggers, gays and woman can achieve what they had.
>grew throughout the hour
could mean they gained one viewer
>won its slot
what?
>number one on iplayer
never heard of iplayer
there is a video of them getting into an accident in germany since they ignored the right of way.
>>75554007
haven't seen it yet but heard it was utter dross /cringe. waiting for the real thing on amazon.
>>75554101
#rekt
>everyone wanted to see the trainwreck
>this means it's good
can't wait for it to be dropped in record time
>>75554007
>won it's slot
It's almost like nothing worthwhile is put against top gear because nothing could compete before.
>>75554164
It's got horns
>>75554007
I wouldn't be surprised if there were people trying out the new show, and after seeing how bad it is, never come back after the first episode. Anyway, they don't really care about ratings or else they wouldn't have replaced the cast, this is obviously one of those situations where pushing the SJW agenda to brainwash the people is more important than money to the Jews who own the network.
>>75554241
Chris Evans was awful. The speccy bastard played it like it was TFI and it didn't work at all.
Matt Le Blanc just seemed to not give a shit about anything, which was actually excellent because it was funny and it was natural. I can see him working well in whatever the new format turns out to be.
>>75554101
>>75554007
It's best to let this show die a slow death this season and be remembered for what it once was
>>75554007
>FACT
>but no numbers
>>75554101
Wheres the Asian?
This was even shilled by Danish national media today.
>New top gear is out, with the same recipe for success! Watch it goy!
>>75554059
BTFO
>>75554134
Exactly. I bet they lose at least 30% of their audience after four episodes
>>75554007
Honestly Joey was a great pick. He is actually into cars and IIRC he had the fastest lap on Top Gear one season.
I never watched for the cars though. I watched for the world class bantz between May, Hammond and Clarkson. I am just not interested in seeing a bunch of people race through desert. I was only interested in the 3 i mentioned shit talk during the race while bitching about the sand.
>>75554101
wait...is that joey from friends? (to the left of evans)
>>75554229
Was the woman driving?
>>75554101
>the disabled one
the show after it crashes and burns
>>75554101
Is it just a weird perspective or is the Muslim and Jew look disproportionate, like their arms are too long and heads too big
>>75554400
>The BBC Two show drew 4.4 million viewers, with a peak of 4.7 million
>Over the last ten years Top Gear has aired, with at least two series per year, the lowest viewing figures Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond had for their opening episode was 4.75million in May 2006.
LOL, I GUESS IT BEAT ANTIQUES ROAD SHOW AND THE SOAP AWARDA THOUGH
>>75554761
Yes. Relevant superstar matt leblanc
>>75554101
Is that Joey from friends?
>>75554101
>where's the diabled one
Good God, the Stig is a downie
>>75554761
yeah man,only thing that had me somewhat interested in this
Based Chris Evans' first words were "welcome to our new audience!". Face it /pol/, the old pale stale and male audience is a thing of the past. It's an inclusive family show for everyone now. And that's a good thing.
>>75554747
This is what BBC doesn't understand. People wanted to see three goofy dudes that in some way reflect themselves. The cars were just a bonus.
I am 100% convinced most people watched it because it was one of the last untainted shows around.
>watching TV
Loving every laugh. Television is fucking useless, if you want to watch a specific show just torrent/stream it. Why would I pay money to not be able to watch what I want, when I want and be advertised to every ten minutes. Only old fogeys, the disabled, and women watch television.
Does he knot even know that people turned in to see how shit it was going to be? Everyone I've spoken to thought it was shit, they will be lucky to get 1m viewers on the next episode.
>>75554747
They have good chemistry, but I just couldn't stand the fact that almost all of the incidents and their banter were scripted. Their fake reactions were just cringeworthy.
And I can't fathom why they would do this. As I said, they have good chemistry, so why not let them play off each other, instead of setting up fake, scripted situations?
>>75554101
>black guy
>militant feminist bitch
>some actor who looks familiar
>some faggy looking nu-male twink
>Arab midget
>Jew
RIP in piece
>>75554007
>bongistan tv show
Who the fuck cares?
>>75554007
medicore reboot
no chemistry, no electricity, nothing at all
>>75555020
Isn't the host of the French version of Top Gear a literal jew?
>>75554007
Top Gear new series: Viewers slam host Chris Evans for 'SHOUTING' through entire first episode
>a full hour of a man shouting in everyone's faces
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/top-gear-new-series-2016-viewers-slam-host-chris-evans-for-shouting-through-entire-first-episode-a7056161.html
>>75554164
To be fair, she's an extremely talented race car driver, which suits the idea of the show, and the shirt isn't overtly feminist, more girlpower than muh feminism in my eyes.
I dared to watch it. After 5 minutes I tapped out at the
>those r muh friends from my local INDIAN restaurant ;-DDDD
this is just shit. This guy is fag-funny not old white male funny that people watched it for.
>>75554989
people watched it to be that obnoxious guy at work who can't shut up about what he saw on tv last night.
fuck the bbc and everyone who watches it
two minutes into this shit show and the ammount of "Dear God what the fuck" and "look how funny I am guys" is so high it's cringeworthy
>>75554007
the top gear extra with the two internet ACTUAL journalists was better produced with more chemistry and more informative and felt less shit that the entire hour on bbc2
>>75555056
Because they would be absolutely clueless what to talk about, since this is just a job to them, and not a lifestyle like it was with the old cast.
>>75554007
I just watched the first episode. It wasn't as horrible as I expected it to be. It wasn't good either. Something like fifth gear but without the factual part.
I feel sad for Matt LeBlanc actually because he is petrol head and a fan of the old show. Being a part of this elephant man show isn't doing him any favours
>>75554989
I remember one episode Clarkson appeared on some Dragons Den/Shark Tank (whatever the uk equivalent is) show and some Irish dude was one of the investors. The Irish dude went on about something for over a minute and Clarkson looked at him and said "I am sorry, i didn't understand a single word you just said". It was a clear insult at his Irish accent. I laughed so fucking hard i almost pissed.
FML i will never be entertained again.
>>75555234
I'm talking about the old cast.
>>75554588
Now THIS I would fucking watch.
>>75554229
>slot
time slot..it had the most viewers for it's time slot so it won
>iplayer
internet BBC that you can access easily with a VPN and make Brits pay taxes for you watching their television
>>75554134
>when you see it
Underrated. Very well done Japan.
>>75554164
she has a record on the nurburgring... she can wear what ever the fuck she wants mate...
>>75554007
Why are you following that cunt?
>>75554007
Why was the old Top Gear done away with? Was it because it had white men who knew stuff?
>>75554101
>wheres the disabled one
Dumb cunt, the cars are all trans and the viewers are the retards.
>>75554101
>token female
>token black guy
>>75555444
Kek'd and checked.
>>75555436
Clarkson punched out his producer and got fired.
>>75554007
That tweet seems like he's trying to reassure himself the show won't flop.
>>75554007
>watching Top Cuck
>>75554101
I see Joey is rocking the "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP" haircut
Top Cuck.
>>75555385
Clue me in here? I'm not seein it.
>>75555492
Why did he punch the producer?
>>75555139
>more girlpower than muh feminism in my eyes
>implying there's a difference
no one can wear a female gender symbol and not be some retard grrrrrrrrrl power warrior princess
oh look! it has horns! better watch out booooooooooooooyzzzzzzz
>>75554007
Diversity only means fewer white people.
So when you support diversity, what you're really doing is supporting White genocide.
>>75555333
in that same episode, that shit he said to the old lady about being young then that snicker afterwards made me lose my shit
both parts should be in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnzV2-08w1o
>>75555436
They had been wanting to get rid of Clarkson for a while, so they got the producer to bait Clarkson into punching him.
>>75555444
First episode was watched for the trainwreck, numbers will plummet next week. The media is shitting on it.
>>75555515
he keeps using the word 'FACT', which shows he is clearly insecure about it all.
>>75554007
We'll see in 3 or 4 weeks. Everyone watched the first episode out of curiosity.
>>75555615
Just some friendly banter
>>75555056
You can't just recreate the Top Gear success. Three guys who love cars and were mates spending 13 years together enjoying bantz and rides.
What you couldn't stand was writers trying to fake something you can't. It's why people use the term, "catching lightning in a bottle". Obviously it's something you can't just do and that's the point.
>>75554673
we dont have east asians
>>75554229
>>75555383
It barely beat the fucking "British Soap Awards" that got 3.9 million views
>>75555615
Just a guess, but the producer probably tried to show the talent (Clarkson) who was in charge.If you ever have had a boss that really went out of his way to let you know he was the boss, you would agree.
>>75555020
I'm British mate, I can't even speak French let alone watch French TV.
>>75554007
Top gear was watched by mostly men for the manly banter and sexism and other stuff that would go on in a male conversation.
Top gear with some random cunts and token black people will not capture that same audience, just a dumb move by dumb people in charge.
>>75554588
>>75555795
thats a shame.
>>75555082
it's literally one of the most watched programs in the world you tard
>>75554007
So did it do really badly? This seems like damage control. (Why insist that the show did well, if it did well it should be self evident)
>>75555792
Again, I'm talking about the original cast. They had good chemistry, but the show was ruined by the fact that almost everything they did was scripted. Their accidents, their banter, their reactions, their fake challenges. The vast majority of it was scripted, and that ruined the show for me.
The few times they actually went off script were far more entertaining.
>>75554007
I believe it's called schadenfreude Chris, THAT'S why your viewers were up FACT
tl;dr FACTS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/cars/top-gear/jeremy-clarkson-new-amazon-show-latest-news-and-rumours/
Good news for us. All 3 are signed.
>>75555615
They'd filmed all day and he got into an argument because the producer told him there were only sandwiches for dinner or something.
>>75555848
This is exactly what happened
Danny Cohen was the BBC executive that fired Clarkson and no word of a lie he is a self confessed Leftist/marxist and is Jewish too.
Clarkson hates him with a passion.
His twitter is full of leftist dribble.
https://twitter.com/DannyCohen
Also he quit BBC earlier this year and is now working for the Jewish Warner Music conglomerate.
>these are the facts! please won't someone believe me! faaaaacts! heeeelp!
now let's see them keep those numbers and not get absolutely massacred by clarksons new show
>>75555928
Befote anyone asks, Ai Shinozaki.
>FACT
>>75555391
Number of dudes fucked? Slowest time?
>>75555966
That only gets to me when it's too over the top
On their Burma special, they pretend to pee in Hammond's rain water collector and later, you hear him having a shower and remarking on how fresh the water tastes. That's just embarrassing. It was like something a kid would write.
>>75555684
is this a parody? i dont watch tv and cant tell
>>75554258
>everyone wanted to see the trainwreck
>this means it's good
QFT.
It's like Bruce Jenner's tv show about becoming a tranny. People tuned in to watch the freak, then never came back for episode 2.
>>75556172
>facts
>>75556140
>no word of a lie he is a self confessed Leftist/marxist
It's not a crime, mate.
>>75554007
never heard of these people, can they fuck off and die now k thanx
>>75556140
Typical kike, whilst he ran BBC TV we got all this tranny shit and other garbage constantly greenlit.
>>75554937
kek'd hard when the van man did his best Joey "'oww you doin'?"
>>75554007
Beeb will not cancel this until it drops below two viewers. They will not admit their multiculti cash grab fell apart. Real test will be aggregate viewers over the series.
>>75556301
I think it was a joke done for charity
>>75556139
tbf if I was working all day and some kike says there's no decent grub I would probably slap a cunt.
>>75554258
UK tv doesn't usually cancel like US tv does, the BBC will at least finish the whole season (and probably shit out a couple more to not look defeatist) before quietly not renewing it.
>>75556341
And there it fucking is. I could just feel the desperation emanating from OP's tweet.
>>75554588
AYYY
>>75556528
Yah, when you run your series off tax money, you can put out shit no one watches. We have that problem the CBC here.
Shitposting bcuz /pol/ btfo
>>75556341
Ouch.
Not quite the picture Evans painted.
Well, lets just see next week and after the whole season.
>if it does not get more than 5 million views it is a failure
>4.4 million views
>BUT NO IT WAS GREAT
SUCCESS
SUCESS
SUCESS
LALALA NOT LISTENING
>>75556060
It sounds like Top Gear with a fresh coat of paint and a trio of hybrid supercars -- which is more than what Top Gear itself can say.
>>75554101
KEK
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/30/top-gears-first-episode-branded-boring-and-badly-presented-by-fa/
HAHAHAHAHA
>>75556366
He is an active SJW pushing the PC agenda.
>>75556280
Yeah, but there's just too much of it. Half the fun of the show is the banter between them, but it doesn't work when it's fake.
I also love the ideas behind many of their challenges, and would often genuinely like to see them try their best. But they have all these fake accidents, or purposely do a poor job of trying to complete their challenge for "comedic" value. Seeing a guy pretend to become frustrated isn't fun. The worst part is that I think they would be able to milk a lot more humor out of actually trying to do things properly, because things tend to go bad whether they're scripted or not.
You can see the same pattern in the other shows they're in, particularly that little rat Hammond.
>>75556528
If the show tanks the BBC will simply get new presenters. The Top Gear brand is World famous and was popular long before Clarkson got involved.
Top gear should be Chris Harris, Tiff Needell, and Matt Leblanc. The show would be at least watchable if that were true.
>>75556366
should be
>>75554007
I didn't know about this show and I don't really care but didn't this new host say he was going to stop telling jokes and make it more "grown up" i.e. "humorless"?
the last guy sounded like a dick for beating up his producer or whatever, but why even continue with blandness?
>>75554101
>the disabled one
That's the viewer who watches this crap
>>75557101
Be careful what you wish for, that can work both ways.
>>75557007
It was just some britbong show before Clarkson made it into an international success
>>75554673
It's a driving show, you don't go putting Asians in that position, that'd be suicide!
>>75556812
>>75555720
reeeeeeeeee trans ams are great don't pollute them with that tranny shit
I watched it and it was just bland. Chris Evans is annoying as well.
>>75557250
Clarkson defnitely made the show his own. the brand will live on, regardless of who's presenting.
I used to watch it when Tiff was presenting.
>>75554588
would watch religiously desu
>>75554101
The Stig is horrifically scarred
Did anybody else find it weird that the American had a more British presenting style than Chris Evans did, who acted more American?
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36411427
From the BBC's own fucking site.
>Motoring show Top Gear has returned to BBC Two with its new line-up of hosts - led by Chris Evans and Matt LeBlanc.
>TV critic Kevin O'Sullivan told the Today programme the show was "witless" and gave it two out of five stars, saying Chris Evans' performance was “a feeble Jeremy Clarkson impression”.
>>75557322
The executive that fired Clarkson is a nasty peice of SJW work.
Cohen openly advocates banning and firing people that don't follow the SJW narrative.
And he thinks Trump is 'Terrifying'.
>>75554007
>Ginger opinions
Why didn't you trash it .JPG
>>75557330
I trans am.
Clarkson / Hammond / May made Top Gear what it is today.
Old Top Gear was boring.
New Top Gear first 10 or so seasons was okay. Didn't really start getting good until season 14 and that's because C / H / M nailed the chemistry and actually start going to places.
Top Gear can keep this shitty star in a price car or the wall. Those segments were awful. Driving to places in fast cars with the original crew is was the quality Top Gear that will be seen in their new show.
>>75554007
It saddens me that great British cultural institutions are falling. James bond, Top gear, and London. I won't be surprised if the next Proms is just a bunch of Muslim prayer calling.
>>75554989
I don't even like cars and I enjoyed the old show
>>75555608
I believe it is a haiku
>>75554007
>Here today new top gear episodes
>Next Month: Due to Low Ratings New Top Gear is taking a break to change up our crew
>Check your Privilege Widget doesn't even make it to the airwaves
>>75554007
>FACT FACT FACT FACT
FACT : Muhammed and Jamal got a piece of your wife's ass
Chris Evans was trying far too hard to be like Clarkson. And why was he shouting so much?
It's a shame, they had the chance to make something completely new. Instead they stuck with the old format but without the most important components.
>>75554101
May the good lord unite us in heaven!
>>75554588
dat 88
>>75557818
Driving to places in shitty cars was what was really great. The great cars were mostly boring past the "wow that's a nice car" aspect of it.
>>75555333
Scottish dude. Not Irish.
Detol Protects
Fact.
damn that advert is old
>>75557667
CURRENT CENTURY
>>75554588
With how often casts are filled with token minorities, it astounds me nobody has made a show full of extreme examples of said minorities.
I would genuinely watch a car (or anything else) show with a hood nigga, IS terrorist, radical feminist etc on it.
>>75557818
This. In the later seasons they started to do trips in second hand cars, challenges etc more often. I never cared for celebrities, so I won't miss that. I did like the car overviews then stig doing a hot lap in them though. I hope that comes back in some form.
>>75557101
That's SJW logic faggot
>>75557185
underrated
>>75554007
>https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2016/may/30/top-gear-readers-review-the-revamped-show
>Idris Elba should replace Chris Evans
FIRST SENTENCE.
>>75554967
I hope she knows that code is not actually going to do anything.
There was a Kraut girl and a Yank on. And zero jokes about it.
Clarkson would have the RAF out while threatening to retake the colonies.
It's PC as fuck. Won't be watching next week.
>>75555966
The thing about that, though, is that they still came up with that shit themselves (wouldn't it be a riot if we did this or this), even if they were just acting it out.
Now it's completely left to clueless hacks.
Unless its Jeremy, Hammond, and James may I'm not watching it. it will be shit.
>>75556139
If it was burgers that's fine but if it's just a slice of salami and mustard between artificial bread then there would need to be blood.
>>75558015
Agreed. I enjoyed the shitty cars more. The supercars were fun when the gang shat on them or got into an argument about which one was better. I just hope the new show doesn't try anything gimmicky.
-50% road trips
-25% supercar races
-15% car reviews
-10% news
That's all you really need.
>>75554007
ginger faggot
>>75556812
>He's as big a misogynist as he is a racist.
... but he's never said anything racist. So through the power of negatives, he's not a misogynist.
It's 2016. I shouldn't even have to explain this, but I guess it is a jew we're dealing with. They have a history of being untrustworthy and shifty.
>>75558278
Fucking this. I guarantee you the humor will be lame as shit and politically correct. About as much chemistry and humor as the American TG (does anyone still watch that).
>>75555928
Op here this thread is shit post more busty japs.
>>75556812
>This heeb spewing about "the facts" as badly as Evans is
>>75556341
Why in the fuck did they get a nu male rip off version of Adam savage?
You know what, just get the myth busters to host this shit and blow up the cars at the end. There i just saved your shitty gearhead show.
>>75558092
Pmsl.
>>75554164
Sabine Schmitz is the only one of note out of the lot.
Try not to get so triggered by shirts lad.
>>75558092
This.
>>75558566
It's all so tiring
>>75558602
>>75557582
not at all, joey was a massive fan of top gear so probably knew how to vibe from the start
chris evans is just a gobby cunt
>>75558264
IDRIS ELBA IS THE QUINTESSENTIAL ENGLISHMAN YOU RACIST
Also
>Matt LeBlanc should stop reminding us he's American
Saw that one coming.
This is the new 5th gear kek
At least they have 2 actual talented drivers (Chris Harris and Sabine). Not sure about the rest.
>>75554007
Who does Evans think he is?
>>75557185
underrated post
>>75554967
>Before I try to compile this, i'll pose for a smug picture.
>>75554967
>And thats a good thing.
Really makes you think, doesnt it?
>>75558191
>The Stag
>Anonymous driver all in black
>>75558602
,
>>75558781
As an American, I love Joey and Sabine is pretty fun too but shouldn't they have more... you know.. Brits representing the UK Top Gear? You are suppose to appeal to the demographics.
>>75558264
Need a presentable black man on TV?
Idris Elba
It's always Idris fucking Elba.
>>75555139
>t. blacked subscriber
>>75559120
lol I could honestly see Clarkson, May and Hammond pulling some shit like that in honesty.
>>75558264
>>75558782
>>75559175
house nigger
>>75559161
It was absolutely a given that they were going to throw out the formula of three white english men having bants. BBC management were never happy with that.
>>75554588
That beast in the middle recovered from her illness.
>>75559120
>>75559311
I believe BBC have covered their bases legally. I heard they couldn't use the word "gear" in the new name of the show without being sued. I'm guessing anything Stig like would be infringement.
Oh shit! It really made me think! That's it, I'm a #CruzMissle now
>>75559311
>>75559576
Pretty much.
>In short, the BBC not only owns the rights to the Stig and the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car and the Cool Wall, but also to any name that is remotely similar to Top Gear
Joey is going to steal the show from him
>>75558587
Funnily enough Danny is friends with Ezra Klein the Jewish progressive that founded Vox.com
I love how bitter Danny is about the rising antisemitism yet i doubt he fails to realize its a direct consequence of the rising Islamic refugee demographic that his beloved progressive SJW ideology is openly supporting.
The Cognitive Dissonance must be off the scales.
>>75557667
Is there a greater villain other than a white male who has not checked his privilege?
>>75559568
I wonder if this is really her.
>>75554007
I doubt the second episode will be so popular.
>>75555056
youre cringeworthy
The way they changed the track perfectly represents what's wrong with the new set up.
They can't be entertaining with the dialogue or situations so they have to add cheap wacky gimmicks to everything.
>>75554007
>Chris Evans
That's not Captain America, is it?
sounds like a desesperate person.
>>75554101
She in the top left.
>>75554101
They really did pick the biggest looking cuck they could find, didn't they?
>>75559670
That's Clarksons fault, he sold them the full rights to the Top gear brand only a few years ago.
If he had held onto it then he would have been untouchable.
So by acting like a Jew and getting some shekels upfront he has ended up being out Jewed.
>>75559161
Doesn't work that way anymore, anon.
It's all about the demographics they want you to believe are there.
>>75554007
You are a faggot. FACT.
>>75554007
This isn't politics 007.
>>75554101
they all look like they would really annoy me.
>>75558772
>>75559124
More stpplz
>>75559503
Who gives a shit when it's so good? Look what happened to US Top Gear. It was so fucking boring. Color has nothing to do with quality.
Fuck this PC bullshit. Was hoping to visit England sometime to experience their culture but pretty sure there won't be much of a culture to experience soon.
I hope GT burns them into the ground.
>>75560123
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5436364/?ref_=tt_ep_nx
>episode #22.8 - 9,5
>episode #23.1 - 2,4
JUST
>>75559568
I won't believe it until the problem glasses and short hair are gone
>>75560210
BBC is publically funded so they don't give a shit. muh morals trumps profit for them, since they don't need to make money.
6 million hours in photoshoop
White Britfag here.
I don't really mind desu.
As long as they don't have all seven on at once because then it becomes a clusterfuck, I don't care. A black guy here or there is nice now and then.
There was a bird on there at some point in the past, the first couple of years, with Clarkson and Hamster, IIRC?
Be wary of anything Stropkins says, BTW - she claimed that calling Idris Elba the face of British Cinema is politically correct (and he's a Cockney chav boi) and said the same thing about a Shakespeare celebration.
Shame Clarkson had to fuck things up with the punch though, it really was the best show on TV.
>>75560210
The obvious irony is that their only series that wasn't ragingly PC was also wildly popular across hundreds of countries all around the world.
>>75554588
F
>>75560638
>As long as they don't have all seven on at once
I suspect they hired a large cast to be able to fire the ones who fuck it up later.
>>75560514
5 minutes in paint
>>75560514
2 more
>>75554007
Since when is Rafa a gingernut?
GOOD NEEEEWS.
"Chris Evans reportedly swore at audience members when filming the revamped Top Gear, telling them off for their clothing choices, not being loud enough and not laughing at his jokes.
Should tell you how bad it is.
PLEASE Orangutan, Hamster, and Cpt Slow, SAVE US.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/21/chris-evans-swore-at-top-gear-audience-who-didnt-laugh-at-his-jo/
>>75554588
Quality post lad holy shit.
>>75557318
Kek
>>75559670
>>75559952
Should keep the rights to his vehicle (fnarr fnarr) like Hislop and Merton.
>>75559952
Yeah but he could have named the new show "Old Farts and Car Parts", which would have been a fairly golden name.
The grand tour is an alright name dont get me wrong but they could have done better.
>>75555139
Oh shut the hell up and go take a dick.
>>75559568
It must feel bad to shave your long hair and then regret it later, if you don't have an extremely feminine face you're going to spending quite a few years looking like shit until it grows to a reasonable length.
>>75554007
Let's see how their ratings do next week.
SPOILER-They will be in complete freefall.
>>75555056
You must hate movies and tv shows in general then. Fucking scripts man.
>>75560638
>A black guy here or there is nice now and then.
What do you mean by this Ahmed?
>six britbongs
That's too much!
give me or any pol/ack 10k quid and a day of work and we'd make a better job than the paid by the british taxpayer British Brainwashing Corp.
>a muslim, a ginger, and a jew walk into a bar
>they meet quota and immediately become top gear presenters
>"Shalom"! I told you this combination would work. We are goi..."
suddenly
>HOL UP
*smacks lips*
>SO HOWA COM WHITEY GET A CAR N I DONT?
"t-trayvon I thought you were in priso.."
*evolves from primate*
>HOL UP HOL UP SO WHAT YOU IS TELLIN ME
*breaks spicy chicken wing bone and sucks out the marrow*
>SO WHAT YOU IS TELLIN....DAMMMN THESE LIL NIGGAS ARE HAWT
"Trayvon I'm sure we can fit you in the show, they don't call it the BBC for nothing"
>SO WHAT YOU IS..
suddenly, again
>CAR SLAMS THROUGH WALL
>CRASHES INTO BAR
>4 causalities, one was a girl celebrating her 21st birthday
>Aren't you boys, forgetting something? :)
>points to chest with a female symbol on it
>nods seeking acknowledgment that she is a woman
and then
"Ok, that's great, I guess if we ask the taxpayer for mor.."
>For some reason the guy that plays Joey from friends walks in
>HOW U DOIN ;) ;) ;) Xd
>>75554007
>People turned into watch new show out of morbid curiosity
No shit the first one did well, everyone wanted to see how shit it is. The real test is if they can keep those numbers of the season, which I doubt
>>75560210
>Was hoping to visit England sometime to experience their culture but pretty sure there won't be much of a culture to experience soon
Plenty of culture still to experience my American friend.
Just remember that there is a lot more to our little island than London.
>>75557318
If it was suicide by Hagwalah that would be awesome.
>>75560739
Was Simon Cowell the Producer or something?
Also
>S Cowell
>pronounces as "scowl"
mindfuck.jpg
>>75555136
>That bantz from Carol Vorderman
Top lass.
>>75554228
This, My girlfriend who doesn't know or give a shit about cars, loved watching Top Gear because the show was fun and entertaining. I know a lot of normies who watched Top Gear despite not caring or knowing about cars because those 3 lads made the show what it is.
>>75554101
Shouldn't "Al bin Stig" be wearing a turban or one of those flowing head pieces the Saudis wear?
>>75561051
This is actually what happened.
>>75554007
Lost all interest in this show the instant they canned Clarkson. He was the only one that was remotely entertaining.
>surprised people saw the first episode
The real test is if they stick around
>>75558197
>That's SJW logic faggot
And yours is le weed man logic.
"If you kill your enemies, they win"
>>75554967
why the fuck is the newline outside of the quotes
wtf is this indent structure
>>75554007
Why would anyone watch this shit anyway? Jesus christ. I'll never feel bad about watching my Chinese cartoons if normal fags watch this garbage and sports all day.
>>75561315
They'll be lucky to have 2M viewers after a few more episodes.
>>75554588
Moonman got me hard.
>>75561051
>>75554967
ohhh i get it
instead of void, it returns the WORLD, which is supposed to mean HER world, with knowledge, women, and power included.
sadly, her world evaluates to syntax error.
>>75561009
Means it's nice to see a black guy get the top job now and then, if he's good enough.
If they could get Lewis Hamilton though, that would make things good.
