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Well, /pol/?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-36410860
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>>75538476
>americans
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Shitting in the street makes you good at spelling.
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Because they practice for it?
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When whites do better in school than blacks it's because IQ. When whites perform worse than studnets from china, japan, india, israel it has nothing to do with IQ ...right?
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>>75538476
>spelling bee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPZWowkL8HM
Literally autism contest.
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>>75538476

i just dont get liberals.

they spend all this time saying race doesn't exist, yet everything they write is about race. shouldn't their conclusion be that indian-americans and white-americans are the same, and thus there is no anomaly?
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>>75538476
>>75538524
KEK

Amerifats aren't good enough to win their own competitions. At this rate India will be a superpower by 2020
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Spelling poo
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>>75538476
>Indian-"""Americans"""
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>>75538691
>At this rate India will be a superpower by 2020
Not if all the smart ones keep moving to America.
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>>75538746
>American-"""Indians"""
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>>75538602
It's become a culture thing desu
>inb4 american culture
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>>75538770
Mmmm good point, at least america will get a little more cultured
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>>75538476
Because
>indians
>eat curry
>shit a lot
>more reading time
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>>75538686
Underrated logic.
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>>75538882
>American """logic"""
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>>75538476
Wow, really makes you poo in the loo
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>>75538476
Why do you make kids fucking compete in spelling? Are you fucking illiterate? Don't they have better things to do? Like play, learn and stuff. Not fill the gaps in their parents hearts when parents themselves have a fucking void of not achieving anything. SHIT PARENTING.
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>>75538476
the english language is so retarded that its actually challenging for its native speakers to spell out words
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They think spelling bees will make them rich. Just like how asians think violin lessons make their kids doctors.
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SANJAY WE REALLY NEED THAT $50 AMAZON VOUCHER FOR OUR CURRIES
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>>75538968
McDonald's Logicâ„¢
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Autism.
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>>75538639
spelling contests are the BIGGEST waste of fucking time EVER. I mean fuck, 90% of those words are never used even in the most academic essays you have to read/write, most of them can be easily deciphered using roots, and hello, it's called the fucking internet. Didn't some poo in loo prodigy speller just get eliminated by the word bacteriolytic? or something easily reducible like that. The only part about them that is remotely hard is that the kids are all pretty young. Just experience will expose them to enough words that they can spell just about anything. At worse, a retard's educated guess is always going to be close enough for it to get autocorrected by google. fuck i hate spelling bees.


these parents, instead of forcing them to repeat words over and over, could be doing so much more for their kids. they could learn multiple languages, play instruments, or just be fucking normal.
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>>75538476

People often accuse these kind of achievements of being the result of uncreative repetition and memorization.

But even chess and programming competitions involve preparation and repetitions. Chess players memorize tons of positions and algorithms.

Repetitive memorization is used far less than it should in the West.
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Because Pulus are forced to rote learn everything from a very young age. Their whole life is school-college-work. The Indian "smart" is a myth. They rote learn everything and have the personality of a potato. Or shit. Yeah, personality of shit.
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>>75538968
Says the offspring of a prison island. Your ancestors were fucked in the ass.
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>>75538850
not really, most poos are fully integrated within a generation at the most. I've even met jewish poos.
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>>75538476
they need to learn how to spell properly due to their IT assistance jobs
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>>75539151
What's wrong with these 'poos' then
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>>75539151
So they shit on your streets while hoarding the shekels? Not a good thing, burger. We'd all be happy if you nuked India. Turn that embarrassment to the planet into glass.
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>>75539076
>Waste of time
>Goes on to write a theses level post
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>>75539064
Feels good knowing we whipped your ass in revolution. U mad? Freedom feels good man. I can see a dentist whenever. Also you talk funny and most english men are nu males hahahah. Emma watson said so. Hahaha she put you all on blast.
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>>75539247
>>75539110
Is your flag legit, Sir?
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>>75539247
abey gaand mara lay Jang bahadur ....
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>>75538476
Because US citizens are seriously the worst in English spelling.
> you're / your
> its / it's
> people don't even use english while communicating but instead those degenerate " y u no ..."
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>>75539308
You have to be 18 to use this site, kiddo
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>>75538476

It's basically their sports

And the pajeet parents ride them harder than even the most dedicated American sports dads
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>>75539308
The burger prepares to post something clever. He slams his fat fingers into the keyboard, squinting at the letters because 50 chins block his FOV.

He begins furiously typing, the keys rattle with each press. But he cannot make any legible sense because thoughts of McDonald's, his sister's vagina and 9/11 nevar 4get) keep popping into his head. He manages to string a few nonsensical words together, he hits post. Suddenly, his heart begins to fill with pride at the American education system. They taught him to finish a sentence.

He stands up, knocking over a gallon of deit coke, and raises his hand to his man boobs. Soft trumpets play in the background as he whispers "Murica!" with teary eyes.

Tragically his heart gives way to such undue stress of standing up. He tumbles to the ground with a loud splat, struggling to breath. The life slowly leaves his beady eyes...

And this is the story of a proud, red white and blue Murican! Dog bless USA.


Don't fuck with Britannia, burger. Gurkhas forever.
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>>75538476
>Spelling bees
Fuck that, why aren't kids drilled to be good at debating rather than dissect words? A machine could do that better and unlike debating it has no real life applications nor encourages critical thinking.
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They spend 18 an hours a day memorising the dictionary.

Literally slave Work.
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>>75539306
Just a butthurt Americuck indianon
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>>75538476
I think it's because they're the few people who actually care about them. There's better use of time than to memorize obscure words that 99% of English speakers don't even know, let alone even use.
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>>75539380

Basically it's stupid and pointless if they don't win the scholarship money.

We all have computers in our pockets
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>>75539316
They're still building it, just like their 'country'.


>Gurkhas forever
All my gatekeepers are Gurkhas.
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>>75539306

>theses

Fucking poo! Can't into grammar, can't into loos!
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>>75539349
Tere maa ko hum chik-ke aagayen. Das din tak nohana padega. Bahaut gaandhi badbu aayi.
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>>75539485
Cringe
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>>75538686
Because race exists, but it shouldn't matter :^)
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>>75539308
Not really anon, enjoying my free healthcare and not-getting-shot©

>>75539390
KEK
E
K

Thanks for this, literally crying with laughter
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>>75539465
This is rural India. Literally a shithole. People breeding like rodents. Pajeet and his 13 brothers going raping everyday.
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>>75539308
its people like you that make our country the way it is now. fuck you man.
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>>75538691
Can't even make a fucking tank correctly.
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>>75538476
Because when your name is Navrindashamdoodle Govindrapurdipoodleoodlepooinloo you'd God-damned well better learn to spell.
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>>75539030
>100,000 words
>expected to know everyone of them
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>>75539555
>>75539465
>>75539349
>>75539316
And this is rural Nepal.
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>>75539563
Non deluded American
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>>75539372
Whoa. Edgy post. Trying to imply I'm younger then 18 but at the same time saying if Im older then 18 I must be immature. All i really have to say to you is...you're a faggot.
>>75539390
Durrka durrka to you too. Sorry I don't speak mud people language.
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Where is fecal matter disposed of?
Three letter word, you have 30 seconds.
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>>75539563
Mmm im loving it
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>gee pajeetringhamsingkhan navripatlingsikhpavreetpooinloo how come you're so good at spelling?
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>>75539306
Took me 30 seconds max you stupid poo in loo. I made it to Stanford without ever being in a spelling contest because thankfully my parents recognized they're a waste of time.
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>>75539661
>>>/b/
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>>75539630
That's urban nepal
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>>75538476
Memorizing is not learning

All Indians do is memorize and chest their qualifications tests. Ask an Indian doctor a tough question about your health, or get an Indian IT guy to tell you alternatives to fixing your problem and the pros/cons

They won't do it, because they don't possess critical thinking and can't think outside the box. All these 'smart' Indians are just memorizers
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>>75539519

>Cringe

Are you 12? No adult anywhere in the real world uses that word.
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>the only thing Indians can be proud of are spelling bees
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>>75538476
If you want to see an Indian sweat, ask him for alternatives or why he's suggesting something
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>>75539824
Avert your eyes, Pulu. I know clean streets are your bane.
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>>75539854
Says the guy making poo jokes, and not an even original one.
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>>75539754
>lying on the internet
baka tee bee eich
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Nepalese wit absolutely destroys shit for brains Pulus.

Come at me. I'm sending all you curryniggers running to loos for shelter.
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>>75539630
>>75539555
OK Bahadur well done on forced memes but where's the rest of your flag though?
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>>75540098
>Pulus
Cringe! you're trying too hard, Limboo. Also you can call me Shabjee if that makes you feel at home. Welcome to 4chan lad.
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>>75540115
You know you can't banter Pulu. You didn't memorize any text books on it.

Run away to your shitting streets and to your shit infested hovels. The Gurkhas are coming.
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Indians are obsessed with pointless accomplishments so they can parade their kid around as being better than others so they'll force their kids to grind shit like this.

I guess this goes for asians in general. In their culture it's really important that your kid is at the top of the class because in their crowded home countries only the top percent will get a chance at getting into a good university.
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>>75538691

But they are Americans...
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>>75540201
Zulu subhumans + Pooloos = Pulu

You're worse than the Zulus. At least they knew how to fight. Your plan is to outbreed the rest of the world. Drink some cow urine, faggot. Really speaks volumes on the Indian "intelligence" when three Pulus get BTFO by one Nepalese.
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>>75538476
Because their parents push them into it. It's an Indian-American meme.
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Spellin bs are appressive cawse why weze gottsta sperl shit liek sum dumb asss ol white muffugga?
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>>75538686
What they mean by race doesn't exist is that the white race specifically shouldn't exist.
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>>75540288
>>75540456
God you're boring
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>>75538476
Pretty tough to win a spelling bee when a toilet witch steals your soul.
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>>75540631
Go cry to Ganesh about it.
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>>75538665
>knowing how to spell words correctly
>autism
Friendly reminder to anyone who cares that there is an agenda against being intelligent. Virtually any behavior that is thorough or systematic gets labeled as "autistic."
This gives the idiots of the world a banner to rally with, and something to persecute those who demonstrate a higher ability of reasoning than they do.
Don't fall for this shit, /pol/acks.
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>>75540062
you really believe you're right, don't you? lmao

as if, across the entiiiire country, not a single 4chan poster exists at any great unis. ya know, just because you might be a NEET shitposter doesn't mean there aren't any of us with our lives in order

iyyy emmm ooo senpai
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>>75540631
Just asked my Indian friend what he thinks of Nepal:
> I didn't even know it was a country
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>>75540850
Getting rekt by a fellow Ameribro lololol
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>>75539824
top bantz pajeet
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>>75540842
Knowing how to spell words correctly /= knowing how to spell all words correctly and doing it in a competition
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>>75540842
dude, what? spelling bees have little to do with intelligence. the truth, according to my actual poo in loo virology professor, is that the educational system in india is so competitive that 1st gen parents over here get really into their kid being first in something. from what he told me, only a fraction of a % in india get a chance to study here based on their marks, and their parents see everything else as a contest, which leads to

>pajeet, you need to beat your classmates at spelling to bring us honor

when it's a huge waste of time in reality. my prof got 5th place in one of these things and his parents basically gave up on him and put all their effort into raising his little bro. joke's on them because he went to MIT and now he's a well-known researcher who discovered reverse transcriptase with david baltimore
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>>75540894
And yet you can't stop erecting statues of us. Funny how that works.

>>75541097
>Pooloo masquerading as Straya
Jesus, Straya. Stop importing Pulus, would you?
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More inclined to rote

>Why are only ever whites all that good at programming?
Better problem solving skills.

>inb4 nonprogrammers chime in
You can be a mediocre programmer with just rote, you just learn syntax and implement the brute force solutions. You can only get so good at that though.

>>75540842
As true as this is and the best evidence is actually that only ever whites are accused of autism, rote really does require either a tiger mum or OCD, which is often mistaken for autism because no one knows what autism is

Protip, are they having reasoned conversation? Then it's not autism!
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>>75540943
i hope you meant the NEET fuck who is so miserable in his failures that he projects the same impotence onto anyone relatively successful
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>>75541238
Hey hey I don't think that, just lolled to hear his view desu senpai
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>>75540631
>God
Interesting, are you Muslim or Christian? If not, do you believe any other deities exist besides your patron deity? I'm not attacking you, I'm genuinely interested and really have to know.
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Surprising as the only letter they ever seem to know is C#
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>>75541238

Is Pulu actually a word used in Nepal or is it your personal version of Poo In Loo?
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As someone who knows Indians and has worked with them, it's because Indians are basically given no free time for anything except work, sleep, study and eating. They're like robots man.
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>>75541337
>>75540894
>>75539425
>>75539542
>>75539651
>>75539198
>>75539064
>>75538850
>>75538691
>this level of shilling
I spotted the poo-in-loo disguised as a Brit
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>>75541476

>Americans don't consider Indians Asian
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>>75541456
And the only key they know is C Major. Literally "Sa Re Ga".
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>>75539597
>only 100000 words
get on our level faggot
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>>75541476
That must be why they all shit in the street, no time to go to a proper bathroom.
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>>75538476
They don't waste time finding a toilet when they need to poo. More time to study less time finding a place to poo.
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English is a convoluted mess of spelling rules.

There was no unified way to spell things when words were first put to press, so printers spelled things however they felt leading to many inconsistencies.

When people hold contests to see who is better as spelling the language you speak you can conclude that the language is fucked in design.
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>>75541464
It came from a "What does /pol/ think of Zulus" thread. Straya cunt said something Strayaish about "Pulus".
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>>75541505
Whiter than white bread desu
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>>75539824
>third world countries exchanging bantz about how undeveloped their nations are

It's good to be in a Western country.
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Who cares about spelling bees? If someone sucks at spelling than they have spellcheck.
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>>75541267
It figures that Straya is the only one who gets it. The most clever shitposting is the byproduct of brilliant idle minds.
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>>75538476

Currycoons do a lot of reading because they are shitting all the time.
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>>75541775
This kind of thinking, is exactly why so many people are barely functionally literate, today. If you don't use it, you lose it. You should be using the internet to learn and absorb like a sponge, instead of relying on it to do the "thinking" for you.
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>>75538691
>scat sat
>still receiving foreign aid from usa
>being relevant ever
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>>75541866
I was diagnosed with autism because I had a 12 year olds logical intellect and a 7 year old's social skills... At 7. Yes, if you're disproportionately intelligent and white you'll be labeled autistic

I don't get squat, I'm just bitter that every teacher has treated me like a retard because no one fucking knows what autism is.

I hate people who use it as an insult as much as you do.
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>>75540631
poo in the fucking loo, who gave you the right to go on the Internet? I know Zuckerberg didn't.
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>>75538639
very few whites care about spelling. For some reason its a culture thing for some Indians. I mean, how many people on this board can say that they participated in a spelling bee?

It's like saying blacks aren't better at sports because there aren't many black cricket players. There aren't black cricket players because they don't give a fuck about cricket, and if they did, they would excel at it. Same thing with retarded spelling bees.

That said, some of those Indian kids are obviously incredibly smart and spend probably several hours every day studying for spelling bees. There are also billions of those fuckers, so even if their average IQ wasn't that high, you would expect many outliers
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>>75541673
You should try to learn French then talk about rules...

Vous apprendrez toujours...
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>>75540842
>knowing how to spell completely irrelevant words that you'll never use
>not autism
sorry lad
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>>75538476
because only insect-tier asian idiot losers care about irrelevant shit like that

the only thing those miserable failures are good at they get beaten in every way by a simple digital dictionary. their net value to our society is negative, they are even more worthless than the NEET losers streaming vidya
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>>75542320
>muh dik
You're just as bad as them.
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>>75539630
kEK
Rape child of a servant trying hard
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>>75542423
>butthurt poo in loo spotted
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>>75542454
Do Indians metamorphosize out of shit into an embryo? Explains why you subhumans can't banter for shit. You literally have shit for brains.
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>>75542528
Hey medic why are you trying to be relevant
Even your washed up federer is irrelevant now which was your only achievement
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>>75541414
Just a figure of speech, anon. I don't believe in deities.

>>75542119
>I know Zuckerberg didn't.
i don't know what you're implying here? Facebook Free Basics?

>>75542598
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>>75542667
wew why are you even replying to me, I was not talking to you

anyway, we are relevant. switzerland contributes more to scientific progress than china, india and africa combined. 7 million people contribute more to the world than almost 4 billion

we outvalue your trash kind 1 to 1000 LEL
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I won my region's spelling bee in a predominantly white New England suburb and went to DC for the national one. I was knocked out immediately in the national one since I got burned out from studying and couldn't compare to the other kids, but one of the perks was that I could still stay and watch the whole thing and visit museums and stuff. I got to be friends with my alternate, the 2nd place finisher at the regional bee, who was Bengali and much smarter than me. I learned spelling by reading a lot as well as studying a foreign language (Italian). He would read, memorize, and reproduce word lists that Scripps gave us for that year, as well as all the previous years. His work ethic was like nothing I had ever seen. My strength was etymology and finding patterns. His was brute force. From what I saw from the other south Asians in DC, they're of the same mold.
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>>75542202
It's really fucking sad that I have to explain to anyone white, that all knowledge is valuable, because all knowledge is intrinsically connected in some way, making it irrelevant whether or not the connections have been found yet. It's ESPECIALLY pathetic that I have to explain this to a fucking German, one of the most efficient OCD white people on the planet.
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>>75542598
Hey sherpa how does it feel to live in a telephone booth ?
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>>75538476
Indians are good at memorisation. I just wish they'd memorise how to shit in a toilet instead of on the street.
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>>75542803
listen to this man he lives in the greatest country in modern western civilization
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>>75542790
Atheist is fine.

I've noticed atheists here still use God as a figure of speech, but I've always assumed that was cultural. I've Googled it (yeah I know) and supposedly Hindus will use one god as a figure of speech, like oh shiva or oh Ganesh or whatever, with very occasionally actually saying "oh my gods."

I am interested in your culture, that's all. I virtually worship the Indian posters in theology threads.

Also, I so rarely use the poo meme that I might as well say I just don't. I see no reason to dissuade Indian posters.
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>>75542926
I thought people with Latin as the root language of their mother tongue would have an advantage. No?
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>>75541694
If your shit covered hands have touched that bread it doesn't look white at all pajeet.
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>>75543141
Are you the same anon from the "Why did Monotheism wipe out Polytheism" thread?
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>>75543304
From it, didn't start it.

Did I say something dumb? I said something dumb didn't I. I'm just trying to learn, honest.
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>>75543041
underrated comment
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>>75543220
fucking savage

I feel bad for the poos. we btfo them too hard

tbqhfam we should unite against the true evil - socialism - and stop fighting our own. but dishing out bantz is just so much fun
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>>75543041
>all knowledge is valuable
but thats wrong

>>75543460
you just turned it into an overrated one
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>>75543476
>>75543220
Funny thing is I'm dual nationality swiss/britFag so both of you can gtf
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>>75543550
>swiss
prove it
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>>75543451
No no, you were right on most parts except for the part where you said that Brahma was worshipped only by Brahmins. That's incorrect, no one worships Brahma because of an incident that happened in our mythology long ago, I can tell you if you like, its a tad bit long though

I just thought you were the same anon because you expressed a curiosity in hinduism in that thread as well
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>>75541535
Bahadur going all ape shit crazy
I love how you guys literally get down and beg to us when we block one of our borders
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Nepal_blockade
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>>75543141
Hindus generally use "Hey Ram" "Hey Bhagwaan" which roughly translates to "O Lord" i guess. I've never heard "Oh my Gods".

You're a rare kind one, anon. Have a Nataraj mural from Kerela.
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>>75543638
No hard feelings man
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>>75543708
Would be interested in this too, find Indian theology pretty fascinating
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>>75543817
>taking pic
du hetsch au eifach dütsch redä chönä

I have no hard feelings. tbch I never read any of your other posts. I only saw the anti poo bantz and had a giggle
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high verbal IQ

too bad they can't figure out how to build a toilet
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>>75543988
Aha how else did you want me to prove it?

Fair fair, is a funny meme as much as I like my indian friends
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>>75544070
Estonia has the best flag in the world.
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>>75544151
Kek
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>>75541512
>indians
>asian
Do you consider Turks European?
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>>75544144
you sure have [spoilers]shitty[/dontwork] friends
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>>75538476
Poos in loos are very good at becoming obsessive about one stupid thing, be it growing the longest fingernails in the world, dragging their dick in the dirt for 4,000 miles to worship a goddess or learning how to spell the most obscure loanwords there are.

So yeah, that's why.
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>>75544285
Hahaha well played

How is the world's greatest country doing though? I haven't been following any of the Schweizer Politik recently :/
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>>75544458
>Hahaha well played
>:/
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>>75543867
Okay so there are several different stories to explain why Brahma's never worshiped, I'll tell you the most well known one

So basically there are three main gods in Hinduism. There's Brahma (the creator), Vishnu (the preserver) and Shiva (the destroyer)

>One day, Vishnu and Brahma fell into an argument to see who's superior. They each had their own argument, Brahma saying that he created the universe so obviously he's more superior while Vishnu argued that without him the universe wouldn't remain existent so he's the one who's more superior.
>This soon changed from a verbal duel into a physical one, they both were warring against each other violently.
>The fight reached a point where the two gods were going to use their deadliest weapons on each other
>If this were to happen, everything would be destroyed. So, Shiva manifested himself into a huge pillar of fire that seemed to be endless and appeared before them.
>Vishnu and Brahma were appalled. They decided to test their superiority by using the pillar
>Vishnu turned himself into a boar and decided to dig underground until he found the source of the pillar while Brahma turned himself into a swan and planned on flying until he found the end of the pillar
>Both of them continued on for what seemed to be an eternity until finally Vishnu gave up and decided to come back
>Brahma was still flying upwards and that's when he met a Ketaki (pine cone) flower
>The Ketaki told him that the pillar is endlessly long and without an end so it would be unwise to continue any further
>Brahma and Vishnu both returned to where they originally had departed from
>That's when Brahma claimed that he had discovered the end of the pillar and presented the Ketaki flower as a witness to his feat
>Vishnu bowed down to his """superior"""" and Brahma laughed gallantly
>Then suddenly, the pillar disappeared and from within it came Shiva
>He proclaimed Vishnu as the superior and forbade anyone from Worshiping Brahma as a punishment
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>>75544506
Im bored af, reddit has nothing for me
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>>75538476
Their mother does homework with them and gets hostile with them when they get things wrong and makes them repeat shit until it's to their liking.

Just my observation as I do quite a bit of remodeling work for upper/upper-middle class Indians.
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>>75543708
An incident, eh?

I do want to hear about it, but don't derail this thread. We'll talk again next theology thread, there's one or two every few days. I'm also a little sceptical about polytheism, it fails the cosmological deity test.

I better research Brahma and Brahman, someone also said they're two different gods.

>>75543800
It's hard to explain, but I must always know more. It's part of what I believe.
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>>75544590
See >>75544529

I wrote it down for you and the britanon

I'm interested in indian mythology as well, more from the perspective of knowing more than a religious perspective
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>>75544529
Absolute arcane piffle. You really have grown into a monster shitposter, Ganeshan. Your dad must be proud.
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>>75544590
Not be rude, but are you a grill per chance? You sound like one. Relax, i don't need your tits. Just curious.
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>>75544657
>>75544529
That's quite a cool story, thanks Indianon
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>>75544670
i'm ashamed to say that this time i wasn't shitposting

just look up "why is brahma not worshipped" and you'll find it desu
I read about it in a mythology book when i was a kid though
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reminder that a FUCKING WHITE KID failed to correctly spell Wehrmacht

THERE ARE NO V'S IN GERMAN YOU DIPSHIT
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>>75544821
Yeah he's way more kinder and respectful than any aussie i've encountered yet
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>>75544529
There is a logical explanation as well. Why should anyone worship the creator after he's done with his job and set Maya in motion?
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>>75544853
I find the Greeks more enlightening and Logical. Thanks but no thanks. Had enough of Mahabharat as a kid.
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>>75544529
Haha

I'm sorry but that did actually make me chuckle, god fights seems to be an issue in polytheism. So do you think maybe the Brahmin don't want the lower castes to worship Brahma? Again, very sceptical.

Also, I'm researching Brahman, the concept seems very vague and from a monotheistic view not in anyway separate from Brahma.

>>75544821
No? To be honest, most girls aren't interested in theology, it's the most male dominated soft science, you'll need to find this stat yourself but I saw it in an anti wage gap

>>75545054
I actively go out of my way to go against the Australian stereotype, it's how I form a very weak identity on 4chan.

>>75545154
A Christian would say a near perfect world wouldn't need a maintainer.
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>>75538476
>tfw am Injun-American
>tfw not poo-in-loo-American
>tfw always won spelling bees in school
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>>75538476
Poo. P,O,O poo.
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>>75545180
I like all sorts of mythology tbqh, especially east asian and greek

>>75545270
Nah they don't worship him either
Its really weird I guess

>>75545154
I suppose so


>I actively go out of my way to go against the Australian stereotype, it's how I form a very weak identity on 4chan.

Ah I see
Well either way its refreshing to see a polite person here desu
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This is legitimate racism. The BBC are literally shocked that an Indian can spell.
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>>75538476
>able to spell parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides
>not able to find the nearest restroom
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>>75538524

> john von neumann, born in hungary, was an """"american"""" mathematician

> nikola tesla, born in austria, was am """""""american""""" inventor

> elon musk, born in south africa, is an""""""" american""""" entrepeneur

> wernher von braun, born in germany, was an """"""american""" rocket scientist


well faggot? why do americans nigger off the success of other ethnicities? are thye not mentally capable of coming up with their own stuff?
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>>75538524
The study for it plain and simple.

You think black Americans couldn't win spelling bee contests if they really tried? How racist of you BBC :^)
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>>75538476

Because American children shit in the toilet playing on their cell phones while Indians have a chance to read all those street signs and billboards while they poo.
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>>75545567
So let me get this straight.

The gods in Hinduism closest to the Judeo-Christian God are actually never worshipped, but have an extremely similar name to the highest caste in India. I know you're not Christian, but read Exodus 3:14, basically God tells Moses to identify the real God by saying to the people "I am what I am." See how God tells Moses to tell the people he is God? Notice how the Brahmin have a similar name to the creator?

Now you understand why I'm freaking out. In the end I guess you'll believe or disbelieve what you want, that's only right.
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>spelling bee
>spelling words out loud

why would anyone do this?
why would anyone put time and effort to learn this shit?
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>>75546114
>nikola tesla
>born in austria
u wot
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>>75538639
If it was purely IQ it wouldn't be JUST Indians. Jews and Chinks would win too.
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>>75546562
I get why your point but I'm pretty sure that even Brahmins don't worship Brahma as there aren't many temples for him to be worshiped at

Even if by some chance they do worship him, what's it to us?
Hinduism is a free religion anyway, you can worship whatever god you wish to worship
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>>75538476
http://www.topspeed.com/cars/car-news/lamborghini-trumpventador-stops-by-the-white-house-video-ar173361.html
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>>75546671
Because they can't succeed at anything else.
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>>75544233

Turkey used to be called Asia Minor
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>>75544233
India is in Asia.
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>>75546847

austrian empire
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Because it is a skill you learn, you don't need to Think or be creative to spell right, you just need to memorize a shitload of Words. Idiot Savants by the way are not allowed to compete in these competitions, perhaps because they would totally as rape normies.
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>>75538524
>Born usa
>Parents pay more taxes than you ever will
>Less prone to crimes than you and more likely to be successful in life

Why are you jelly of kids anon? Is your life that pathetic?
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Wagons wheels have shit up this thread. Time to move. Or just nuke them. Problem solved.
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>>75543708
My nemesis. I'm going to banter you into the afterlife. Or the next life, whatever your shitty brains can think up.

>>75543751
How's it feel being the sole reason for the world being overpopulated. Animals.
And look around you and see how horrid your country really is, maybe we should help you out.

And BTW, blockading the only trade route for a landlocked country is a war crime. You fuckers really should be nuked off the planet. You're the Turkey to our SEAsia NATO.
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>>75539349
at least Nepal has a good flag
Indian flag is disgusting
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>>75543071
I've been BTFOing you subhumans since I was born. Come back with better banter.

7 curryniggers vs one Nepalese. And I still come out on top. Truly the mark of a Gurkha.
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>>75548046
Housekeeper's rape child is getting furious
Amazing
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>>75548262
Try harder Pajeet. And make me some panipuri.
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>>75538476
damn that is one ugly little paki kid.

he's going to be a big ugly adult rapist too
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>>75548062
>yellow for curry poo
>white for old poo
>green for ganges drinking water poo
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>>75548219
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1393355/Hero-Gurkha-handed-bravery-medal-Queen-said-I-thought-I-going-die--I-tried-kill-I-could.html

Gurkha are fucking beasts.
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>>75547798
>>75548046
>>75548219
>>75548319
Literally lives off our aid every year, tries to act act tough on a Mongolian image board
I have seen your ugly manlet kind, stop trying to act tough bahadur otherwise no baksheesh for you
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>>75549017
Just compensation for millions of you shitting up our border towns
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>>75549611
>Nepali used faggotry
>it is not very effective
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>>75538476
Who needs to spell with comptuers?
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/pol/ opposes forced egalitarianism and america's culture of coddling idiots AND opposes spelling bees as well? if it were white kids winning, spelling would be an indication of god-like intellect from the master race.
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>>75549924
Tell me pajeet why do Indian men hold hands while walking, are you guys homosexuals by birth?
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>>75550493
This. I keep seeing two Pooloos holding each other's shit covered hands. Is this how your species kisses?

>>75549017
>Your aid
For what? We're doing fine. Keep that aid and build loos for yourself. Or you'll be covered in shit long before you become a superpower.
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>>75550493
They shit in the street because they think a fucking witch lives in the toilet, you can't take anything they say or do seriously.
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>>75539750
This guy gets it. When you have to spell these fucking nonsensical names, combined with a history of Brit overlords, the English language is a breeze to spell.
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>>75549924
If I had to chose between having a gurkha next to me in the trenches or one of you latrine averse rape apes it would not be a hard choice. Also fuck your retarded slumdog call center tech support.
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>>75550493
>>75550702
>had to use proxy so that you dont look like a loner loser
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>>75538476
>Can spell
>Can't poo in loo
Sucks to excel at a skill that computers made entirely obsolete 20 years ago.
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>>75538639
Spelling doesn't require intelligence, it requires memorization, shitlord.
Put these kids in a creative writing contest and watch them fail.
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>>75551230
Nice proxy santosh
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Because From what i can tell most intelligent children don't really want to do spelling bees. When i was a child I could have probably beaten everyone in a spelling bee but i found it too boring. it's that simple
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>>75551247
>See pic
Why would I do that? I've been BTFOing you subhumans singlehandedly.
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>>75550702
>>75550834
>>75551247

>mfw Poo in loo's are so sexually repressed holding a dude's arm is as good as it gets for them
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>>75538476
Indian-Americans don't have social lives to worry about.
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>>75539579
Underrated post.
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>>75538476
Some races are better than others at certain things. Oh no! Fuckin' Indians ruining the narrative. We are all the same, haven't you heard? What are niggers going to do if they can't claim they're stupid because they're an oppressed minority?
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>>75538476
Asians are very good at memorization and calculation whereas White Americans are very good at innovation and application of knowledge
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