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You Australians are actually based:
North Queensland member for parliament, Warren Entsch, who represents the region, said the victim should be blamed for the attack, not the crocodile."

"'You can't legislate against human stupidity. This is a tragedy but it was avoidable. You can only get there by ferry, and there are signs there saying watch out for the bloody crocodiles. If you go in swimming at 10 o'clock at night, you're going to get consumed."

I live in an area with alligators and usually some idiot will claim that a gator that attacked humans should be killed, even when it was obviously the human's fault.
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>>75529518
Croc should still be killed, though. Not for "muh poor innocent womyn" though. But because we can't have crocs getting used to killing humans and getting away with it. We need to teach their reptile brains "fear."
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>>75529899
Are you jokingly retarded or genuinely retarded?
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>>75529899
We can't just firebomb the crocs
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Kek'd hard
Keep it up Australia
We love ya cunts
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>>75529518
>swimming in crocodile infested waters at 10:00 pm in Australia

It's like a personal hell created for me
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>>75529518
>You can't legislate against human stupidity.
You Aussiefags should elect this man your eternal emperor
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>>75529899
you realize that would endanger every other species of animal in the process through overpopulation tho, right? Australia already has had a massive problem with rabbits before, the fuck do they need to start another problem?
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>>75529899
If you kill the Croc then the Croc wins.
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>>75530114
Yes we can america, we just need more firebombs than the usual
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>>75529518
the woman was a dumb southerner from NSW

Who the FUCK goes swimming in the far north, at night, in a croc area?
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>>75529899

All crocs will kill humans whether they have or not, you moron.

They're dumb fucking giant reptiles that eat anything living.
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>>75529899
This is the kind of rhetoric America uses before bringing the war of democracy to a country
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>>75530394

Prime candidate for a Darwin Award.
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>>75529899
>>75530026
>>75530114
when a bear kills a human here, its entire family gets hunted down(if it has cubs) because the last thing you need is a bear that isnt afraid of humans.
last time this happened was like 10-15 years ago.
bears only attack if it has cubs and youre between the bear and the cub.
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>>75529518
She couldn't handle the banter.
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>>75530467

This. Crocs are carnivores, and humans are made of meat.

I hate people who think that the ocean is a swimming pool.
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>>75529518
>"'You can't legislate against human stupidity. This is a tragedy but it was avoidable. You can only get there by cab, and there are signs there saying watch out for the negros. If you go in the hood at 10 o'clock at night, you're going to get raped/murdered."
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>>75530591
>crocodiles
>ocean
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>>75530527

Mammals and crocs are different

Crocs eat humans if humans are in their pond/on their beach, no matter any prior experience

Luckily, it's easy as fuck to avoid being eaten, so it's no problem
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>>75530646

They're saltwater ones that live in rivers and on beaches

They do go into the "ocean"
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>>75530646
>Australian Saltwater crocodiles are by far the most dangerous animals in Australia. They are huge, aggressive, territorial, and plentiful across the north of the Australian Outback
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>>75530687
""""""""""""""ocean""""""""""""
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>>75529518
Yeah pretty much don't be a dumb cunt
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>>75530720
check the distributions, they are river and estuary dwelling creatures, the closest they get to the ocean is estuaries and beaches
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>>75530646

google up crocs, especially in Australia

pro-hint: Yeah, they fucking love the ocean, you fucking dumbshit.
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>>75530772
"The beach isn't the ocean".
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>>75530728
>ocean

Yea, ocean

The coastline is the ocean, dude

They travel along the currents to get places without much effort
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>>75530821
>>75530832

>the coastline is the ocean

is this an english language thing ?
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>>75530026
Both, probably. He's American.
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>>75529518
They would blame the victim, but still would kill the croc anyway since there is a strong chance that the croc attacks another indivisual since It has tasted human flesh and blood
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>>75530876
The beach is the ocean, an ocean like when the UK, US and Canada crossed it, came ashore, and saved your ass, just so you could spread your ass later and have 15% of your population be Muslims.
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>>75530646
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/30/asia/australia-croc-attack/index.html

"it has been alleged that a crocodile has come and grabbed one of the ladies and pulled her into the ocean...."

You're thinking of alligators, which almost never go near salt water. Get your reptiles right, frog.
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>>75530876

They can travel between islands, so yes, "ocean".

100 kilometers offshore is the "ocean" by anyone's standard
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>>75530982
>anyway since there is a strong chance that the croc attacks another individual since It has tasted human flesh and blood

Sounds like the American Pavement Ape.
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>>75529518
uhmmmmmmmm #notallcrocs #teachcrocsnottobite thanks.................
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>>75530989
>making a situation worse is saving us

we were perfectly fine prior to the anglo invasion of europe
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>>75530368
leafly said my friend
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>australia cucked then by a fucking bird
>australia cucked now by a giant lizard
Truly worthy of your blood aussies
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>>75531080
Pic related, oui?
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>>75530989
love your bants nip
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>>75531100
Your navy exists to save migrants to feed your country's lust for BBC.
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>>75530646
>>75530876
Is this a metric system thing?
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>>75529899
here here...teach reptiles a lesson in fear. I vote for waterboarding the crocs with my poo.
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>>75531170
>NQhcm6eO
Good work nip.
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>>75530772
come on France, get it together
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>>75531242
P--
Damn, beat us to it.
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>>75530496
This was in QLD. Darwin is in the NT - why would that town give her an award (not to mention a posthumous one)?
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>>75531100

Hey now, crocs are bros

You have to go out of your way and enter their domain to face trouble

It'd be uncivilized to wipe them out
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>>75531100
The Croc incident was just natural selection at work.

Oh and at least we're not being cucked by apes https://youtu.be/Qj3tZm9cb0I
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>>75531170
>to feed your country's lust for BBC.
We generously give them IDs and let them """"""""escape""""""" from our identificaltion centers so they can join their islamic paradises up north.

Thank you for your concern Japan, i will get back at you when your country becomes like Fallout IRL
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>>75531310
har har har
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>>75530646
>crocodiles
>ocean

pic related kek desu senpai etc.
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>>75531318
When I first saw the ayy lmao meme I thought it was a stupid black people thing, but then it grew on me.

This. This is not growing on me.
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>>75531318
Your's already does, without the nukes.

Way to jump on the American bandwagon, first time in 70 years, isn't it?
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>>75530527
We should do the same for shitskins
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>>75529899
NUKE THE CROCS, it worked with the japs, why not with them ?
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>>75531316
Commercial aimed to an american public, it never got aired here. Not my fault if your fellow anglos like so much black dicks you have to put them next to a commercial product to get their attention
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>>75531412
>it worked with the japs

Just a few more years...
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>>75531381
that's a beach

>>75531130
current situation is a direct consequence of Anglo intervention and would never have happened under the National Revolution France.
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>>75531386
You are visibly butthurt nippon friend, seek atonement by committing seppuku with glorious japanese sword, hai!
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>>75529899
>>75530527
>>75530982
>>75531039
>thinking a croc has any concept of anything.
They're living walking bear traps with teeth.....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JLy-Iiy_Zp4

Does that look like something that can understand anything besides BITE?
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We have no crocodiles here. Why even live?
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>>75530646
>Not knowing Saltwater Croc is the largest living reptile

Surrendering cheese eating monkeys, everyone
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>>75530592
Kek
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>>75531568
>saltwater = ocean dwelling
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>>75531504
Can'talk shit if you couldn't beat the Greeks unaided Mhameddo.
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This man died for you sins straya.
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>>75530989
Everyone in Nipland goes to the beach and screams "It's the Ocean!" It's nice they keep it simple.
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>>75531552
Why are we not creating biologically grown vehicles?

Just imagine a automated helicopter with inbuilt weapons that also swoops down and eats you
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>>75531552
Plenty of krokodil though, close enough.
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>>75530527
Bears have brains, crocs don't.
It's like comparing a wolf to a shark
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>>75529899
>croc attacks person
>gets killed
No lesson is learnt, the crocodile is dead.

>croc attack person
>that same person stabs the croc with a knife or something
>crocodile learns to associate people with getting stabbed
No more attacks.
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>>75531807
And we still won WW2, you got rekt, nuked and cucked.
The most valuable product of your country is chinese cartoons, portable masturbation devices, tentacle porn, used panties dispensers and worthless financial products to jew out to the silly gaijins
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>>75529899
Crocs aren't social animals mate. Trying to kill one just to send a message won't do anything, it just means you'll get another croc taking the vacant territory
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>>75531812
that he did pajeet
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>>75529518
You just know their first reply was "dumb cunt"
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>>75531412
>>75531948
Lol, no:
>>75531522
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>>75530527
Crocs aren't afraid of humans in the wild though
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>>75531462
the French revolution is how we got to this globalist hellscape
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>>75530772
estuary is literally where a river hits the sea and beaches are in the ocean as well
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>>75531952
>won

You changed sides when you started losing to Greece, you spaghetti-niggers have had backstabbing in your blood since Caesar.

Was it fun having NATo cuck you with Gladio all those years?
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>reptilians
>not just basically walking/swimming venus flytraps
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Crocs don't even recognise other crocs, most of their tiny brain is taken up with reflexes relating to chilling out in a dank river, latching onto things with their teeth and rolling
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>>75529899 (witnessed)

This guy is 100% right. The reason Australia is so dangerous is because they haven't killed the animals that hurt humans yet.

It is rather embarrassing for Australia that Americans know more about this issue than Australians.
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>>75532331
>Was it fun having NATo cuck you with Gladio all those years?
Yes because we didn't become commies or spineless herbivore gooks spending all day masturbating or committing suicide while your women sell their sideways, hairy, pixelated pussies to american gaijins
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>>75532520
>100000s of thousands of migrants.
>Rescuing more
>Not cucks
I think the fumes from your pizza oven are rotting your brain there Luigi,
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>>75532673
Your bantz used to be better japan, those Fukushima radiations have weakened you.
You bring great shame to your people, commit sudoku asap and save your family's honor
>remember to burn your hentai stash first
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>>75532331
You know "Julius Caesar" by Shakespeare is fiction right?
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>>75532769
AKA "Shut up baka!"
Anyone want to save Guido here, he'll change to your side in no time.
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>>75532896
Aussie autist misses the joke, story at 11.
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>>75532896
You know "Julius Caesar" was a real person, right?
Am I missing something here?
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>>75532899
I need no one to show your place, you slant eyed nippon monkey
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>>75532951
>your women sell their sideways, hairy, pixelated pussies to american gaijins
sorry Hiro, Italy already nuked you

>>75532994
yes but he wasn't actually stabbed in the back by his best mate in the senate
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>>75532998
Ah, using Korea to save you from a hostile enemy, that's a first. Is that okay Korea? You okay with having this mafia monkey hide behind your back?
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>>person living in south georgia
>>no crocodile able to live in habitat without food from humans
>> go to a restaurant with a man made pond 100s of miles from any shoreline or large body of water
>>band playing and pond is pretty clear water on hot day, have a few drinks and decide to stand in the water at waste line
>>5 enormous crocodiles swimming 20 miles an hour toward you while you are slightly drunk while living in the area for 5 years never hearing anything about crocodiles
>> people throw the excess buffalo wings off the patio in the pond for years and never talk about crocodiles
>> almost get eaten by crocodiles some fucking retards released when there "pets" were getting to big
>> saying its the persons fault if they die by some monster creature while inebriated dining at a restaurant

i know this isn't the same story of the article but fuck off with the fuck cuntery like its always the persons fault if they get ate by a crocodile, not everyone grew up by hundreds of crocodiles hearing hundreds of stories and always being weary in any body of water man made or not.

/end rant
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>>75533071
I know, but it works well to illustrate the joke about Italians changing teams and backstabbing as soon as their grappa gets spilled.
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>>75530982
Animals dont work like that, jezus christ you people are retarded - 2016
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>crocs don't think
Wrong, back when it was legal to hunt them they were scared of gun shots. Abos used to mimic gun shots with leather/whips and shit to scare em off
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>>75533196
Animals work, just look at the American South before the Civil War.
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>>75533071
>yes but he wasn't actually stabbed in the back by his best mate in the senate
Wasted
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>>75529899
You have no idea what north queensland is like you yankee fuck. There are fucking hundreds of those things in the river. How would you even hunt the croc? The area is totally uncontrolled
>>75530527
You can't teach anything to a reptile
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>>75531952
hahahahahahhahahahah
>we still won WW2
hahahahahaa fucking italy, bunch of pussies.
first you say you aid germany, then do nothing and later join the allies.
>we still won WW2
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>>75533247
nice one jap
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>>75530026
He's right, you stupid cunt. Selectively culling crocs that attack humans will result in a croc population that is genetically predisposed to leave humans alone. Same reason most dogs don't freak out and bite people's faces off like wolves do.
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>>75533149
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>>75533328
>You can't teach anything to a reptile

Jews are kinda smart, I dunno.
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>>75533402
The cuck hath spoketh
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>>75529899
fucking kek
this is top tier shitposting, take notes
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>>75533149
So basically you get almost eaten alive?

How did you noticed that crocs?
Did you sue the local owner for murder attempt?
Did local police put to sleep all those crocs in the artificial pond?
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>>75530026
If you don't like killing crocodiles you are some vegan faggot
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>>75533252
>>75533843

Since this is a nature thread, this is the weakened and cowardly Italian trying to ignore defeat and rejoin society. He is unable to survive alone, so please clap and throw him some pasta before we move on to the next display.
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>>75531952
>And we still won WW2,
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>>75533149

nice rant. What, did the croc bite off a testicle?

In all seriousness, if nobody told you there were crocs and there aren't any signs etc. then that's not stupidity.
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>>75532434
the "dude what the fuck" look at the end gets me every time
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>>75529899

In that case, why not waterboard the croc and then release it back in the wild to share his horrible torture story with his buddies?
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>>75533149
nice blogpost mate
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>>75533978
Awwwww little nip is butthurt
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>>75530646

Ocean crocs are the most danferous because they, unlike river crocs, are really salty.

>>75530832

Now you're getting very stupid.
The coastline isn't the ocean. Greece for example has a million miles of coastline yet no access to an ocean.
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>>75531462
>and would never have happened under the National Revolution France.

What, you would have called Australia New Waterloo and lost the battle for it too?
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>>75533927
I noticed the crocs when the water completely clear started showing large waves in still water and the darker part of the pond started turning about 15 feet out murky relatively fast with multiple small wakes developing fast then thinking holy shit somethings in the water looking inside the water five 300 - 600 pound crocodiles coming fast to the 3 foot of water closest to the shore that was about 2 1/2 half feet deep. Didn't sue anybody because nobody has money to sue and the manager staff said they didn't notice them really till about two weeks ago and no one in government animal control was taking it to seriously yet. Pest control around here doesn't deal with these things typically. The crocodiles in this particular pond got fished and taken out the following day and the restaurant didn't close that day just had waiting staff telling people not to go near the water. (The crocodiles would just have to walk about 20 feet from where I was to the front door.) In about a 5 month span they captured about 15 more crocs half the size in other ponds but this specific pond had lots of patrons throwing food over into the pond for jokes or whatever reason and I lived and no one got hurt but if I wasn't aware or in fight or flight I woulda been ended pretty fast. Still afraid of water like that and will be for the rest of my fucking life over it. I'm just glad I am alive and had my instincts kick in while I was glazing around the area. I think the crocs got put down at animal control but then again who really knows, the animal control had no idea what they were doing and still don't to this day due to the lack of understanding of animals for a lack of better words.
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>>75534251
Ignored my previous posts and other laughing at you, but still attacking? This seems like a war run by an Italian for sure.

I hope this thread is archived before your wife's boyfriend from Libya gets home and sees you using his computer that used to be your's.
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>>75534432
Why so salty japan?
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>>75531807

Well to be fair, the Brits couldn't beat Greece either, and Greece gave the Germans a good thrashing.
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>>75533843
mama mia pizzaria! go and cover up some statues as not to insult some fucking iranians.
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>>75534432
Don't get the Japs mad Guiseppe they have fire bantz when provoked.

t. An Aussie.
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>>75534488
Just fighting until victory or total loss, you wouldn't understand.
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>>75534556
cuck
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>>75534554
where's our money?
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>>75534632
Don't make me destroy you
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>>75534632
>total loss

What total loss?

Japan was going to surrender the second the Soviets decided to attack.

>>75534707
Go back to turkey and suck erdogan's tiny pecker.
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>>75534014

I didn't even get comp'd for my meal lol.

Here's a pic of what the three larger ones looked like.
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>>75534693
better than a two faced fascist.
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The should exterminate the reptiles so the place can be safe for humans.

Nowhere else do we tolerate dangerous predators living close nearby us. Why in Australia?
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>>75534785
na i'll just come to greece and enjoy my vacation. cause thats everything greece is good for.
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>>75534813
cuck
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>>75534814
>Sweden
>Nowhere else do we tolerate dangerous predators living close nearby us

I'm not even going to bother, this writes itself
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>>75534785
yea that was said after the bombs fell. im sorry but nothing is certain, because it didnt go that way.
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>>75534554
Can't and we sont need olive oil and the inventors of gay sex are different things, name that sounds like I sneezed while vomiting-san.

>>75534744
With what, atomic meatballs?

>>75534785
It's about where you are now. I guess giving when being nuked and attacked by the US, USSR and the Commonwealth is beyond you.
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>>75534786
I thought America had 'gators and caimans, that's a proper croc
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>>75535006
They legitmately could of offed a cow in less than a minute.
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>>75529518
>getting cucked by crocodiles
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>>75534554
the greece pushed back the pussy italians, after nazi germany intervened it was all over for greece.
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>>75531919
>tfw Evgeny shows you how to raise the heroin potency with battery acid
>tfw take that shit and get super high in a communist era shithole abandoned building
>when I come back my arm is melting and a horrid smell of fried human flesh all over the place
why even live
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>>75533843

>dyke decides it's time to shit out the next gen tumblarinas
>goes for the strong rich white cis male seed she hates so goddam much
>gets retard nigger one instead

BTFO
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>>75530989
Nuclear banter, hiroshima.
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>>75530188
Fuck off, Dickhead
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>>75534968
>inventors of gay sex

You're thinking of the Brits.
In any case, your women fuck roaches and deep sea creatures, and your men fuck pillows with anime drawings on them; you are in no position to lecture anyone on sex.

>>75534968
>being nuked and attacked by the US, USSR

You only have yourselves to blame for that shit.
Stick to making laptops, cars, airconditions, and smartphones. War is not for you.
Same goes for the Germans.

>>75535124
You are not entitled to an opinion on a conflict you were not a part of.
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>>75529518
The bants have even infiltrated the legislature of that nation. They should be a constant sitcom
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>>75535083
a cow would fare better than your average human
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>>75535330
Keep talking shit and I'll vote for a republic
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>>75535352
well im no crocodile dundee but im not a dingus either, gday m8
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>>75535277
>In any case, your women fuck roaches

I didn't know there were Turks in Japan.
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>>75530772
They've been tracked crossing from Aus to Indonesia and even beyond. Salties get around just like sharks do.
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>>75535277
Didn't say otherwise, but that aside, you sound more asspained than the last time Merkel visited.
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>>75535476
Turks, Greeks, same thing.
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>>75532356
thats one smug reptile
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>>75535541
>>75535572

What's the difference between Japanese and Chinese?

The Chinese eat dogs while the Japanese record dogs fucking their women and then beat off to it.
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Someone better update the aninal chart
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>>75535437
yeah fuck going in the water with them but on land the big ones are like fat people, they can't reach behind their arse so you can sit on their tail.
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>>75531310
That's some bait shitlord
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>>75535784
What's the difference between Greeks and Turks?

Haha, no difference, both shitty browns with garbage living standards
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>>75535946

wow you really suck at this
even india can do better

Oh by the way, what's the difference between India and Japan?

In India they poo on the street
In Japan they poo in a plate and eat it.
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>>75529518
> Plot twist: She was gang raped and murdered, then tossed to the gator's mouth
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Remember when that Florida man jumped into a river filled with alligators and died almost instantly?
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>>75536261
she's cute
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>>75536473

No, it was overshadowed by that incident when a Canadian bumped into someone in the metro and he refused to apologize.

>>75536474
Good thing you posted the pic because Japanese posters would think you were referring to the turd.
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>>75530772
"Because of its tendency to travel very long distances at sea, individual saltwater crocodiles have been known to occasionally appear in areas far away from their general range."
-wikipedia article on saltwater crocs distribution and habbitats
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>>75529899
I believe we should sell the Crocs huge amounts of crack...
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Crocodiles are in the water, don't go near the water.
There's fucking signs everywhere for shit's sake. There's also other shit to do, away from the water.
Leave the fucking crocs alone, they're hungry.
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>>75536261
Thanks a lot, I'm between meetings and now I'm hungry for Greek food. The kind you gangs afford.

Another joke- three Greeks walk into a bar, the bartender says 'No more uzo until you pay your tab, you hairy ladies!'

Next day he hears there was a triple monkey escape from the zoo.
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>>75537364
※Can't, not gangs, aka, Greek politics.
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>>75536621
Turd still prettier than hairy Greek model.
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>>75529899
>see an aligator
>throw hamburgs at it
>realize im hungry
>"those fucking immigrants"
>inform trump of the problem
>sew the alligator
>i win $12,000
>paid in hamburgers ofcourse
>we hire Chinese people to build our superior american walls
>alligators trapped
>life is good.png
>general checkup at doctors
>$2,150
>i have diabetes
>sew the hamburgers
>receive 4 miles of bacon Fahrenheit
>7/10 bacon, not enough oil
>invade the middle east
>take all their oil
>my family can eat another day
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>>75529899
This
>animal kills and feasts a human
>it lives on
>continues to try and hunt humans for a meal
Same thing happens with bears, wolves, cayotes, etc. You don't want them to be used to humans by feeding them let alone getting eaten by them, that will just make them a bigger threat in the future when they are no longer afraid of humans and even come onto preying on humans.
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>>75537697
>cross
>afraid of anything
Croco have never been afraid of humans

Their brain are too small to process """complex""" thoughts like fight or flight. Their one setting is attack.

They are literally ancient animals which haven't evolved since the Jurassic age
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>>75537987
>Their brain are too small to process """complex""" thoughts like fight or flight. Their one setting is attack.

When did Australia gets nogs?
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>>75537987
STEVE! You're back. I missed you DUNDEE.
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who the fuck cares
this shit happens all the time. have you fags ever been to them boong towns in the middle of nowhere Northern Australia
>coons camp near river/ under bridges and shit in dry season
>rain comes
>crocs come
>some coons still staggering around areas where they used to get pissed
>croc kills them
>never seen again
crocs kill abo's all the time, nobody bats an eyelid.
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>>75531952
> We STILL WON WW2

I'M FUCKING DYING
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>>75530646
Saltwater crocodiles are the largest in the world
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>>75532212
British revolution is where it should have stopped.

>have Republic
>people are unhappy
>leader dies
>decide to bring back monarchy but with atrixt rules about the strength and sovereignty of Parliament
>people become happy, he's known as the merry momarch
>despite a few hiccups with his brother, the monarchy continues alongside Parliament and we become the most powerful nation on earth
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>>75533328
>You can't teach anything to a reptile
Are you trans-canadian? Killing things precludes teaching them anything. The point is to cull individuals with a tendency to attack humans.
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>>75535277
yea thats true, but historically accurate facts.
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>>75529518
>Australia
>based

>>75530057
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>>75531952
>we

Fuck off Wop
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>>75529518
Why can't you guys just cull the Crocs and sell us handbags. Oz doesn't need so many, just a fraction of the number currently there and you can make so much money from the skins.

Even if you kill all the crocodiles what will happen anyway? More fish? Even better, fishermen can catch more.
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>>75533149
is English your first language?
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>>75538797
americucks have such big mouths about WW2, yet first off all you didnt want to help anyone, first of all you didnt want to attack nazi germany.
you just talk big because you won.
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>>75538986
We hunted the shit out of them pre-1970's to the point where you could actually swim everywhere in the NT. This kinda annoyed a lot of people as they are rather impressive animals and they are supposedly subject to a lot of research. Mostly it was just muh feelins though.
They completely shitcanned all hunting of crocs and now any mention of killing/culling them here is met with "WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAY OUT OF THEIR WATER, POOR CROCODILE DINDU NUFFIN"

Which is a fair enough point until you live on a swamp like I do. These fucking things can literally eat me in my own yard and there's nothing I can legally do about it. In all fairness, most people here just shoot them anyway and no one cares, but it's still daft. Their populations are starting to encroach on where people live.

We do farm them for meat and handbags.
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>>75529518
Subtle euphemism for victims of all sorts of niggerdom?
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>>75537543
It could have been good if you didn't confuse a city with a food and an old woman's pastime with legal action
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>>75539340
I heard their population is out of control and how huge 20 footers are becoming more numerous there, akin to remote parts of the Philippines and Papua New Guinea. Honestly man, your gov should reinstate a cull and sell the skins if they're getting that numerous and big. A proper one too, with tags and everything.

A 20 foot croc is nothing to laugh about let alone an abundance of them.
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>>75539181
But that's how we kept America Great.
JIDF, please go.
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>>75539582
i dont see why that makes me JIDF.
fucking americans just spouting random shit as always.
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>>75529899
>Americans
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