So what's India's role in the world and what have they accomplished?
Honest answers please. 'Tech support' isn't an option.
They don't have a purpose
They live in an incredibly fertile subcontinent when humanity breeds like cockroaches and as a result, without natural section, are about as retarded and worthless as a human can be.
Should've specified "no memes" too
>>75527732
India is Africa tier due to the easy living conditions.
>>75527928
Although it should be noted the tiny percent of genius Indians have made important contributions to mathematics, most importantly the Hindu numeral system.
There are also some Indians listed among the "greatest mathematicians ever"
http://www-groups.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/history/Indexes/Indians.html
>>75527607
Donates most troops in UN missions
Rescued many people from different nations from Yemen recently.
Launches satellites for cheap for those nations who can't afford to launch their own.
We give aids to other nations despite being a 3rd world nation itself.
Ancient India -
zero
trigonometry
atronomy including telling the earth is round, its near perfect circumference way back in 3-5 century AD and many more.
Colonial India
Ramanujan, one of the greatest scientist of all time
Independent India
One of the first nations to make Zika vaccines
Cheap and affordable medical tourism destination with qualified doctors.
Finding water on moon
Here's the complete list
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_inventions_and_discoveries
>>75529333
>We give aids to other nations despite being a 3rd world nation itself.
>>75530395
aids not AIDS
>>75527607
Efficient train system. Every square inch put into use without a waste of space.
>>75527607
Designated shitting streets
Many of them speak English
They have what we refer to as a democracy
If we could only hook up their plumbing India might be a superpower in 20 to 30 years
>>75529333
yet can't figure out plumbing and urban planning
The fucking romans were doing it 2000 years ago
The synthesize pharmaceutical drugs at 1/100th of the price.
>>75527607
their food is alright
>>75527607
POO
>>75531493
We were doing reconstructive plastic surgery for broken nose in 2300BCE
>>75532351
POO
IN
LOO
>>75532522
Americans on 4chan be like-
Look ma I typed POO in LOO
>>75532579
POO
Good food. Their own self funded space race. Sachin Tendulkar. Vegetarianism. A healthy distrusts of islam.
>>75532579
LOO
>>75532579
Your right!
>>75527607
Indian food and economic development
>>75527607
India created the world's only god-tier food, and for that, the nation should be loved.
>>75531278
Aid. You give aid to other nations.
>>75533503
Yup, that.
>>75532351
Itt we make shit up
Pay debts
>>75533431
Indian food is pretty terrible desu, also the most hazardous food in the world if prepared by an Indian, some tourist died last year because he caught some disease in a restaurant that you usually get when you literally eat shit.
OP deserves an honorary leaf
>>75533792
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sushruta_Samhita
>>75527607
Astronomy advances early in history
Mathematics, the concept of zero and ramanujan
Buddhism for fun movies and shit
Trance music no serioudly
Sikhs to supplant islam
Tea to screw the chinese
Opium to screw the chinese
Modi et al kill Muslims by the score
Tech support
Mineral wealth now mainly held by Britain.
Actually India is the best place for the after-army trip in Israel.
We go there to "open our minds"-which mostly means smoking weed and taking acid.
>>75527607
India's job is to create vast numbers of hot Desi bitches with aquiline features whom they export to us as tribute to avoid getting Iraq'd. Their efforts have met with modest success to this point, but more research is needed and their in an arms race with Pakistan to see who can create the most breedable bitches for export.
>>75538039
>their
*they're
>>75527607
>be me at house party two weeks ago
>drank af
>everyone has been drinking and pulling cones
>10:30 at night
>surely nowhere is open
>see menu for indian place two streets away
>they are open until 11
>place order for 20 serves of butter chicken and 30 pieces of cheesey naan
>food actually arrives
Just think for a moment, they could have gone "fuck it, it's 30 minutes before closing" or "definitely a prank call" or "you sound drunk as fuck, no way will you remember ordering this in 30 minutes", these based Indians delivered our munchies food at 5 to 11 on a Wednesday night.
That is India's role in the world, to enable IRL shitposting from alcoholic Australians on a weeknight with zero complaint or even a hint of bitterness. Since that experience two weeks ago, I can't bring myself to even say POO IN LOO on /pol/ anymore, I have found a reason to respect Indians.
Pic related, literally mfw this lanky Indian kid knocks on the door with our food.
>>75537403
Face it, you go there because it's one of the last places on earth where the majority of the population are too ignorant to hate you. You go because you feel relatively sure you won't get blown up. But they're learning about you... they'll catch up eventually.
>>75538233
>drank af
Please die
>>75527607
>what have they accomplished?
maths, for starters
>>75529333
Indus valley civilization invented indoor plumbing before Romans were even alive.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanitation_of_the_Indus_Valley_Civilisation
>>75538678
We know, its even more shameful and frustrating that we invented it at that time and now we defecate in open.
I'll just leave this here.
>>75538404
nah i go there to get fucked up
poo in loo
>>75538586
*sniff* I smell bullshit. The Indians may have vaguely understood various mathematical theorems but since they didn't do proofs for them in mathematical terms it's kind of like they slung shit on a cave wall and some of it formed equations.
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>>75538817
Whoops I meant to reply to >>75531493
Sorry, bro.
>>75527607
>>75539183
No problem bro.
>>75531278
aid not aids
>>75539266
Sikh music videos are so upbeat and colourful.
>>75538981
I saw a couple of you guys in Goa and a lot more in Manali
>>75539256
that's a tsunami map mate
>inb4 tsunami of poo / poonami
Not much. They think they're God's gift when they emigrate to somewhere and own a corner shop and a 3rd hand Mercedes. They look down on everyone else.
