>SWEDEN
>YES
I'd like to see their "right" party.
>>75525120
>implying Sweden gets anything right
kek
>>75525013
How are they going to enforce this? Cameras?
>>75525185
Who fucking knows?
Since when do swedes stand for anything?
>>75525013
What a time we live in.
>>75525424
>>75525185
You could have pressure/weight sensitive floors on public toilets, like they do in the entrances of banks.
If x time passes and the pressure hasn't reduced significantly it means you are still supporting your weight on your feet and thus you didn't sit on the toilet. An automatic message is sent to the police and a patrol comes to detain you.
>>75525013
God be with us in the coming days.
Why the hate /pol/ ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3InKKZ2JYcY
Wow, really makes you think
>>75525013
I've heard of this shit, but what exactly is the reason to propose this? What is this ban attempting to accomplish?
>>75525013
Fuck you, no link, I refuse to believe that's real.
>>75525730
terrifying...
>>75525730
but how would it tell the race of the person?
it would be very racist to arrest a poor migrant because of this
>>75525013
this is enforceable how?
>>75525013
Wow sweden really is cuck capital of the world. I should take my monkey nigger ass over there and breed a new life of wife's sons. I could probably make a new porn series out of it
>>75525185
Straps.
>>75525185
Simple, they just pass another law mandating the presence of transgender bathroom police who make sure you sit down. They can see you through the clear plastic stall doors, which will be mandated through a third law...
It's all part of a broad and sweeping series of laws encompassed within the "Bathroom Referendum Emergency Adjustment Package"
![AlexJonestotallyrealpic[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hk2vvKs.jpg "AlexJonestotallyrealpic[1].jpg")
>>75525730
I bring in a weight and pulley system and hang from the ceiling by my teeth while spinning around fast like a helicopter firing brown payloads indiscriminately at all who use the public toilet. Has degenerate liberalism made me this way? Or was this my destiny?
>>75525845
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/sweden-left-party-toilet-stand_n_1590572.html
>Known as a socialist and feminist organization, the party claims that seated urination is more hygienic for men
Of course feminism plays a role in this.
>>75525013
This was first posted years ago here.
Why the fuck does everyone keep treating this as if it were new each time? It was laughed off the table in Sweden long ago.
>>75525824
OMG, who is the spunk monk?
>>75525845
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/sweden-left-party-toilet-stand_n_1590572.html
Found it on Cuckington Post.
>>75525013
I don't believe this.
Doesn't Sweden have a constitution or something?
A supreme court?
>>75526324
Some bitch in my BBW folder.
She's a model, and this was on her portfolio. I don't have her name.
>>75526242
what the FUCK
>>75526373
Swedes ain't free.
>>75525013
Nice try femishits
>>75525730
But then you just say you stopped to pray to allah and thats why the weight was on the sensor for so long.
>>75526391
Anon, I am dissapoint.
>>75525013
This is good, standing while peeing gives men unfair advantages over women.
>>75526576
Have some nipples.
>>75526273
>socialist and feminist
Sounds like Sweden
>>75526649
NOICE
>Swedish police
http://www.friatider.se/polisens-transvestitsatsning-med-rosa-kjolar
>>75525730
I'd just start peeing on the stall door from the outside. I've peed in far worse players for far less.
>>75525730
wat if you stand when wiping
>>75525822
I hate this so fucking much
>>75526833
>>75526242
>>75527033
Anon, are you trying to rile me up?
I want Sweden to burn. Not because I hate Swedes, but so that you can be used as an example for the rest of the western world what rampant liberalism does.
>>75525013
>claim to be a woman
>pee standing up
problem solved
>>75527278
>>75525013
Is this the same party who wants necrophilia legal peraphs?
>>75526273
>more hygienic
Touching your bare flesh on a dirty seat is not hygienic.
>Sit down to piss law starts.
>Nobody can enforce it, what are you gonna do, put cameras in the bathrooms?
>Have armed guards by the stalls?
>Walk in.
>Piss all over the all, seat, floor, toilet paper.
>Walk out of womens bathroom because I am a strong proud female neckbeard.
>>75525013
Sitting down is comfortable and comfort is king
>>75526923
>That black one
>His face
>"Yeah, yeah, whitie. I'll humor you."
>>75527459
Thank you sir
![1415273452178[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/otCH5cX.jpg "1415273452178[1].jpg")
>>75527481
Yeah, man, nothing like having the fucking stream splash back onto your crotch.
>>75527572
I have more.
>>75525013
so wrong
>>75525992
they're not migrants...they're all swedish
>>75527278
>Rile me up.
With those sad fucking tits? The only thing I wanna do is dig two little plots and give those things a proper burial.
>>75527618
Dump, prease, i just drank some coffee. I'm up.
![1421875778839[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ff3JErK.jpg "1421875778839[1].jpg")
>>75527640
webm?
>>75527719
>>75527640
>showing your homosexuality this flagrantly
>>75527475
I would give it a week for the femnazi tantrums to reach critical overload
![1425762460189[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8gb14nN.jpg "1425762460189[1].jpg")
>>75525013
>illegal for men
but only for men
it would still legal for women to urinate while standing and let piss spray all over the walls
triggered
>>75525013
this is actually a good thing. eventually feminists are going to egg men on so much that one day they snap and put those bitches in their place
>>75527808
>Thinking those sad pathetic tits attached to a blubber body is something to get hard about.
>>75526242
Ladies and gentlemen, the hero Sweden deserves
>>75527905
>Posts an even blubblier shitskin 3rd world whore in response.
>>75527905
Saved. Is this now a porn thread? I do not object.
>>75527993
>A fat bitch with small tits is better then a fat bitch with big tits.
Ya ok, into the burial plot those tits go, bagpipes will play.
All this porn is shitty.
You don't even deserve the goods I have stuffed away.
>>75525824
I heard this a few years ago - that it's all part of equality. Women can't piss standing up, so men shouldn't either. That was their reasoning
>>75525013
Next they come up with mandatory strap-on sex. Where females freely rape any (white) male over 18 in public area. Any resistance is punished with castration.
>>75525730
all at the tax payers expense of course
PORN TIME
I knew this was the next
>SILLYDEN
>>75528142
Is this a /d/ thread? Y'know, the globalized fetish threads?
>>75527007
Sensers on toilet paper detect when using toilet paper.
Sensers inside toilet and outside toilet that detect urine
>>75525992
Probably some sort of laser and camera that first checks the material it's scanning is indeed skin and secondly its coloring. If it's b
>>75528138
Uh, they can. It's just hard to.
You should go India's route and ban loos.
>>75528168
because of this post i'm going to leave 4chan forever
i have a porn blocker that blocks this entire website, and other pornography
i need to stop masturbating to pornography, it's unhealthy
thank you for helping me to realize this.
goodbye.
>>75528168
Doooood, his ball is so flexible. I mean, mine might be able to do that too, but my new gf refuses to suck on my balls like my last gf used to. It's tragic.
>>75525185
Morality police. Like the Saudis have. They'll make sure you're properly equipped in your cuck gear, and will rip your pants off in the middle of the street to check. They'll rush the bathrooms and shop off your arm if you aren't sitting.
>>75525730
LIBERATE TUTEME EX INFERIS
>>75528371
Never had your balls sucked?
Sad.
It's better when they go from the booty hole upto your sack in one swipe
>>75526242
You are a man
A man with balls
BIG BALLS
Who else /sitdowntopee/ here?
I'm doing it right now. Feels good, man.
>>75527007
what the fuck? why? it just mooshes it all together.
>>75528168
never forget
>>75525013
Sometimes, I still hold on to the slightest shred of hope that this kind of absurd shit was just some satire. Google usually proves otherwise....
>>75528613
Sweden has a place for cucks like you
>2012
>>75528548
>reading comprehension
>get in the woods by the road in Sweden to take a leak
>have to sit down on the moss or a tree stump to piss or shit
>women still can defecate and piss as they wish
Such is life in Sweden 2020.
>>75528676
What's with this edging thing? Does it feel better or something? Wtf?
>>75528635
I don't know man some people say they stand when they wipe. They say if you wipe sitting down your hand goes in the toilet water or some shit
>>75528746
Technically that is a "ruined orgasm".
Edging is stopping at the edge of blowing a load, waiting for your urge to die down, then doing it again. You gotta lick it up afterward, though.
Try it, it's based.
>>75527808
shes got shit tits m8
>>75528746
yeah it puts your pleasure chemicals on overdrive for the duration, and you can last A LOT longer than just having sex.
>>75528746
Yes.
You're on the verge of an orgasm for several minutes to hours at a time. Causes a more intense finish as well.
Has the unintended side effect of giving you more sexual stamina too. Kinda a burden, there have been times I've gone almost an hour during sex, and just finished up without cumming. Nobody else will ever know what makes you cum better than yourself.
>>75525185
It's called a joke.
>>75528818
>>75528843
>>75528884
We'll I don't have a problem holding my own. I wanna try that shit, but i don't want my gf sucking my dick for 90 minutes. That shit is hard to live down.
>>75529054
>He doesn't want an hour and a half BJ.
You do it while jacking, dude. Just beat off, and stop before you blow. Do it at least 3 times to get a decent effect.
>>75527007
I thought I was the only one
>>75529054
I'd still say it's be worth it. Women are fucking astonished when a guy can actually make them cum during sex. The situation I listed was an extreme scenario.
Try it. It's fukken fun.
>>75529054
it's nice because usually during sex i just get an awful blowjob then i hit poundtown and wear out after like 30minutes.
but with edging it's basically just the girl pampering your dick for a while without wasting a bunch of energy. Handjobs are better than bj from my girl.
>>75528877
I wish I had a cock big enough to slap a bitch like that
>>75528364
God bless leaf
FI, Feminist Initiative, stood in parlimentary debate yesterday and advocated a "scrotum tax"
They want to tax being born male.
These people are insane.
DO NOT GIVE FEMINISTS AN INCH IN DEBATE.
>>75529195
>>75529188
>>75529149
I'll try it, but wtf how many times are you trying to make the girl cum? My girl and most girls I've been with cum like 1-10 times in around 10 minutes. Hit it hard, anons. You're wasting valuable time being gentle. Also, they get too sensitive after like 7 orgasms. 30+ minutes sex sounds fucking exhausting, dude.
>>75528788
I recently got used to wiping whilst sitting
I understand why people make such a big deal about hand washing now
The word boipucci is derived from the phrase "white boi" as in "whiteboi batty boi why don't you put di benis in your mouth?"
>>75529403
I'm not trying to make her cum. I'm trying to make me cum.
>>75529403
yeah it is, man. I got a small dick, I hit her pretty hard, choke her, spit on her. She fucking loves that.
Sometimes I make he cum like 1-4 times, sometimes nothing, she's just not that sensitive. My old girl could cum easyyy, but it is what it is.
We still have fun even when we don't cum.
>>75525730
Well, fuck Svensko Smôrgosson. I would rather stand on the toilet seat pissing than sit down on a filthy public toilet seat.
>>75527568
who cares what the nigger's thinking?
>>75529401
PLEASE READ, DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN IN YOUR COUNTRY PLEASE, REST OF THE WORLD, LEARN FROM THIS INSANITY.
>>75526615
Then we should make it illegal for women to bear children too.
>>75529555
They all like choking, hitting, and spitting, ever though they try to act like they won't. My gf used to be a bern victim. Still not a conservative, but she's not voting for him or Hillary anymore. Anyways, yeah, "feminist" thinking that she wants a man that respects her like an equal. Tell that to her cunt. I've even rubbed it in her face. She's just like, "Whatever..."
>>75529727
hell yeah my man. I tried to tell my friends "you gotta try choking her" *start explaining it*. They fucking laugh in my face, call me a piece of shit.
It's fucking dumb. Women love being treated like trash. I get off her when we're done, slap her, call he "cumbreathe" make fun of her queefing. I don't even do it to be mean, we both like the way I treat her, she loves it.
>>75529401
is there a link for this?
>>75528371
>having non-marital sex
>>75525013
i want to go to sweden just to ignore every law they have.
>>75529682
Bearing children is painful and not a good thing.
>>75528818
That's a big load
>>75529904
> Acquiring a ticking alimony/child support timebomb
No thanks, clapistani.
>>75525013
DON'T BE WRONG!
BIN THAT DONG!
>>75529992
How about making female circumcision a common practice in western countries, like male circumcision?
>>75525185
Probably sensors, like for automatic flushing toilets
>>75529864
Learning to be a dick like you are around your friends to woman that you're trying to fuck is, no pun intended, a learned skill. Some people just don't get it. I figured it out my freshman year of college, luckily. Went from being a shy high school kid to just straight up slaying puss, and I don't say that to be conceited, the kid across from the hall from me gave me that nickname. I never even went on a date in high school. Once you realize that they love being treated like shit, you're in like Flynn. A gf is a different story, but still.
>>75529880
yeah, if you can read Swedish, however it was a live debate yesterday, but here is a feminist blogger or something saying we should pay taxes to them because;
1. Kvinnor borde tjäna mer än män, eftersom kvinnor gör mer än män (det har feministisk forskning tydligt visat).
2. Kvinnor har mens.
3. Kvinnor köper saker som kostar pengar.
1. Women should earn more than men , because women make more than men ( the feminist research has clearly shown ) .
2. Women menstruating .
3. Women buy things that cost money .
https://jamstalldhetsfeministern.wordpress.com/2013/05/25/kvinnors-mens-ar-mans-ansvar-ja-till-mansskatt/
But now its not just some dumb bitch, they are openly advocating it on live debate between party leaders.
>>75526273
>2012
Thought this was an old story
>>75528364
you'll be back. What part of "you're here forever" do you not understand?
>>75530225
I guess that's not really a pun but whatever
>>75530038
It infuriates me that leftists (and everyone else too, but that's not relevant here) want to castrate me for being a pedo, but they tolerate it if it's shitskins getting white lolis.
>>75529157
Same tbhf
>>75525185
The bathroom police from south park.
>>75528138
Sweden needs to read this
http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/harrison.html
>>75530231
how the fuck do you hear about this shit? do you follow EU debates that closely or do you follow these femishits or what?
>>75525824
Castration
>>75529667
>two shitskin bulls and one blonde female holding the "Go Sweden" banner
>>75530231
> menstruating
Reminds me of a Norwegian mini-series of some crazy woman protesting alone for period leave.
>>75529401
>>75528548
Angela White is fukn great, senpai
>>75530231
translated for ameribros, also wtf
>>75530225
Yeah. I'll be honest I'm 29 and used to be a huge beta bitch, pretty close to a kissless virgin. 30 rolling around the corner in my mind and something snapped in me. Started going out, calling out people when they were trash. Laughing with girls. Boosted my ego, basically nothing phases me anymore I'm just a husk with a small dick that likes to slide it into some pussy.
Anyways I find this little 19year old girl and exchange numbers. Start making jokes, she brings it up she's not looking for a "serious relationship"; old me would have been devastated, but unphased I reply with "i'm not looking for that either, i just liked your tits." It sounds corney as hell saying it, but immediately she wants to fuck. Now she's friends with benefits, none of that lovey-dovey bullshit, it's awesome.
We flirt and she exchanges nudes every fucking day and does corney sexts that are fuking funny and cool.
She also tries to shit tests me by sending pics of convos with her beta bitch guy friends. Old me would have raged out/start crying, seeing these guys as competition. Now I just pity them, they don't even phase me, they are small fish. Me and her make fun of them. They give her gifts like records or sunglasses and shit, she gives them to me hahah.. We're fucking garbage lmao
>>75529401
Do they demand jizya too?
>>75530509
EU debates?
no, the different party leaders had a debate yesterday on live state-tv SVT1, I watch politics in my own country...
>>75525185
Male chastity devices that only allow you to pee if the tip is below the toilet seat.
http://www.amazon.com/b?node=1243841011
>>75530823
>>75530231
what the fuck is going on? should i be laughing or reloading?
>>75530823
Treasure = Tax
In case someone gets confused about that
>>75530231
Why is this even fucking tolerated?
>>75525013
Vänsterpartiet has always been insane. Even if this was satire nobody would think otherwise
>>75530993
I ask myself this everyday when I open my eyes.
>>75530823
Is this serious?
I don't think this can even happen, but if it does, I'll evacuate you to the Great States.
I'm at least half Swedish. You guys make me ashamed.
>>75530968
thanks norgebruv, thought it meant we should treasure their vag for a sec. please dont turn into sweden i love your women
>>75530231
>But now its not just some dumb bitch, they are openly advocating it on live debate between party leaders.
How is this even allowed within a western country? This basically would open the door to a plethora of regulations based on factors that one cannot change about him due to being born with them. And this is something that could easily backfire on the progressives later on, as any sizeable shift in leadership would make it possible to just send these lefties into internment.
>>75525824
Deliciously high test!
>>75527640
You're so gay that you are transmitting AIDS over the Internet.
Away with you, shoo.
>>75525013
At this point I'm convinced the whole of Sweden has become a sort of scientific experiment to see how far this kind of thing can go.
I wonder how much estrogen is in Swedish tap water?
>>75525013
At home I sit, but everywhere else I stand my man.
>>75528818
Best there is. I mean after three edges in a row you are going to cum buckets feeling like someone running electricity through your balls. You can do this solo too.
>>75525013
I sense the birth of a meme of the same caliber as POO IN LOO.
>>75531282
we are a western country but make no mistake, this is not a "democracy"
we don't have freedom of speech
I don't even know what to call this country anymore.
>>75525013
Okay. Normally, I'd go "SWEDEN, YES", but I think this has gone too far. Sweden is in dire need of some liberation.
>>75531967
germany already beat them to the punch on this one
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2015/01/a-victory-for-the-right-to-pee-standing-up/384754/
>>75531967
>>75532131
>sitzpinklers
i remember /int/ banting on this a year or two ago
>>75527470
Well touching your peepee and pissing next to the toilet isnt hygienic either.
>>75532197
"Sitzpinklers" doesn't have the same ring to it as "poo in loo".
>>75532277
As if you don't need to hold it down while sitting anyways.
>>75525013
Is this not ancient news from like 5-10 years ago?
We are beyond that stage of cucking now.
>>75531759
Me too. I hate cleaning piss off the floor, and even if your aim is perfect, little droplets still come flying out of the toilet.
>>75532320
it doesnt even matter, they actually created a word for these pathetic emasculated "men" who need africans and mudslimes to come impregnate their women for them
>>75532503
>>75531759
kill yourselves
>>75532503
>I hate cleaning piss off the floor, and even if your aim is perfect, little droplets still come flying out of the toilet.
Cleaning up ones mess is an act of diligence, not a hindrance that can be traded away along with your dignity as a man for the sake of convenience.
>>75532552
The splashing creates tiny dropplets and those hits the wall and radiator, senpai. I bet you wear shoes at home too, it's the same dirty thing.
>>75532817
>The splashing creates tiny dropplets and those hits the wall and radiator, senpai.
Trying to take these out of equation would require men and women alike to flush their toilets while still sitting on them, regardless of toilet bowl's content.
>>75532817
do you just never clean? ffs you'd rather sit down to pee than clean your bathroom once a week, the fuck is wrong with you?
>>75533434
My cleaning lady comes once per week.
>>75526242
can somebody draw this ??
>>75526242
India world power 2020
