Etc I'm hearing what sounds like distant explosion,
Who western iowa here???!?!
What's fucking happening oh shit oh shit oh shit
>>75320792
Wtf
>>75320792
Keep me posted.
Habbening confirmed tomorrow.
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IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING FOR REAL HOLY SHIT
>>75320792
O FUG :DDDDD DD
>>75320792
What's the status? Do you still hear the sound, or was it just a single boom and then nothing?
I'm in a cabin in the woods, so I'm hoping shit goes down. My only regret is leaving my AR-15 at home.
>>75321088
No it isn't, I'm on it now.
>>75320792
i've been seeing shit about people hearing weird explosions and rumblings...
any fracking in your area ? if not then its just as mysterious as some other shit i've read about
>>75320792
South central ia here nothing going on.
>>75320792
This isn't politics go to >>>/x/
>>75320792
>What is a thunderstorm
>>75321133
No frak in Iowa.
A time portal was awakened when Obama arrived at Hiroshima that dropped a World War II airplane in the Hudson River. The biological matter, the pilot, was not transferred.
>>75321152
yeah but /pol/ is the happenings board
THE NIGGERS ARE COMING THE NIGGERS ARE COMING
>>75320792
THE CORN IS EXPLODING!!! GET TO THE SAFETY ROOM! OH GOD
any time i see a ron paul happening i have to check. Seriously what it finally happens and I miss it? cant risk it. In a possibly false happening thread.
>>75321088
This is what CNN has reverted to to get clicks.
Mustard gas confirmed
OH FUCK FUCK FUCK. CALIFORNIA HERE CAMP PENELDTON IS GOING OFF LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER. FUCKING MARCH AIR FORCE BASE IS SENDING JETS SCREAMING OVER HEAD LIKE BATS OUTTA HELL. FUCK ROLLING BLACKOUTS, LIGHTS KEEP GOING OUT!!!! SO LONG POLLACKS. PRAY FOR ME!!!
>>75320792
TURN ON CNN YOSEMITE JUSR STARTED ERUPTING
Hooreeyy shitttt , my cousin I'm Iowa didn't pick up their phone.
>>75320792
SW Ia here, you seem like a dumbass. its been storming all night. Its thunder, idiot.
GET IN HERE! ITS TRUE, ALL OF IT
It was me m8 I just let a huge one rip *brrrpppptpttttt*
>>75321186
are they strong enough to rattle the windows ? i'm up in the twin cities, status is humid, a little wind, and pretty peaceful
I JUST HEARD SKYKING!
OH GOD I REALLY THINK SOMETHING IS HAPPENING
Tennessefag here, weird lights in the sky and train cars with tanks going west at insane speeds. Two Chinooks flew over about 30 minutes ago less than 500' up. Some guys were saying on shortwave that they've shutdown a huge part of Nebraska to contain something that crashed there.
It's finally happening guys.
>>75320792
It's called thunder.
Connecticut here, smells like Jew York, Jew Jersey, and Assachusets is burning. I can hear the sirens now...
>>75320792
I live in Iowa too. I heard a lot of screaming from the next town over but it is probably nothing.
>>75321476
I CAN CONFIRM! A BUNCH OF HUMVEES AND STRYKERS ALSO SEEN GOING THRU TOWN. HEADED WEST...
>>75321476
POST RARE NIGGERS BEFORE YOU DIE
I live in TN and heard a loud boom earlier. It was probably a transformer or a car wreck though.
>>75321632
>Iowa
>hearing anything from the next town over
Fucking kek
>>75321253
Underbuttered toast
this happened in Indiana the other day also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTLhV1N7Yeg
http://fox59.com/2016/05/24/military-training-wakes-beech-grove-residents-early-tuesday-morning/
>>75321476
Texasfag here
Fema just rooled up in tons of semis... and are giving out icecream But only to niggers and spics
Nice chicken-little conditioning thread OP.
>>75321253
Kek
Portland Oregon here. Marshall's Law has been declared and a curfew has been put into place! The fuck is going on?!
REEEEEEEEE!!!!
HELP
CENTRAL MISSOURI HERE
THERE ARE NIGGERS SOMEWHERE
I HAVE TO KILL THEM
MY COCK IS ON FIRE AND I'M GOING TO NEED TO BUY MORE LARD
NIGGERS
>>75321253
kekd
I live in California and I hear a humming sound that is emanating from the ground.
>>75320792
>Iowa
And nothing of value was lost
>tfw plane just flew over house
MY FUCKING FRONT WINDOWS YOU CUNTS
>>75320792
There's thunderstorms in western iowa.
>>75320792
515 here can you please not? Everyone on this place already treats us like retards and you aren't helping.
>>75323312
YOU ARE SLIDING INTO THE OCEAN, LAD
DOWNTOWN DALLAS IS LITERALLY ON FIRE RIGHT NOW! ALL OF IT
>>75322269
who is marshall and what did he do to get a law named after him?
>>75323473
319 here. Used to live in the 515. OP needs to check the weather like I stated above.
Ohio reporting, nothing is happening here
>>75321476
Holy shit, same thing happening down here in Downtown Chicago but there is also a pretty loud humming and everyone in my apartment building is outside wondering what the fuck is going on.
Is it legitimately happening?
>>75323623
As is tradition
strange lights here in San Diego. no noises though
I am the law bitch!!!
For what it's worth, I'm in Minnesota/TC area, getting nothing. It's usually pretty calm here. Other MN people keep me posted if some shit comes up
Eastern Nebraska calling BS. Great night DESU
>>75323935
cool, i'll give you a call - whats your number again, eh?
>>75323935
Heading up to shoreview now. Once I'm done headed back down to iowa.
Confirmed. My dog started barking a few minutes ago. He has since stopped, but I thought I heard a siren also.
>>75320792
Bump
Wait, it's actually happening?
Fuck it, I'm a #Cruzmissile now.
Wouldn't omaha be a target for attack because of a military base around the area?
>>75323658
Chicagofag. Can confirm. It seems that the bloods are performing an oath in the south side.
>>75323551
>he's jude law's american cousin
I just looked at google earth, I can confirm.
A big black hole in the ground over Iowa, there is nothing left.
Goodbye everybody we are already dead.
>>75323658
>>75327719
Just go down to the corner of 43rd st. and Cottage Grove. You should be safe there!
