Get fucked rest of the world
One Word
Emu
The pinnacle of aboriginal technology
>australians are afraid of and triggered by oversized chickens
Boomanigs are lies. They do not come back.
>mfw lines up perfectly
>mfw boomerang is above the rail gun
>mfw gookm00t proves that superior Australian technology TRUMPS that of pitiful burger tech.
>>75319730
I was #Ridingtherail but now I'm a #Boomeranglo
>>75319890
I just noticed it has fur instead of feathers. Really makes you think...
>>75319730
Can't win a war against emus.
>>75319890
That thing is a fucking dinosaur mate, no kidding. Of all the beasts we have, that one scares me the most. Aggressive and deadly as fuck.
>>75319730
M8 come down here I'll fuckin wreck ya. You can even bring your mum's wooden dildo with ya.
>>75319890
Pal if you ever faced a full sized Cassowary you would be tentative as well.
Aggressive as fuck and territorial as fuck and doesn't afraid of anything and builds huge walls to cover its nest
It is literally the Trump of the avian world.
>>75320462
>deadly chicken approaches american
>american shoots it and eats it
>>75319730
I'm always amazed that Aussies mastered developing futuristic weapons like a painted stick, yet never managed to progress past the 14.4 modem.
>>75319730
Thankyou straya. I'v been on for a little under an hour and the only thing good was a Trump protest getting fucked over that I missed.
This was a much needed laugh.
Don't let the Bogon or the Abbo get you, stay safe Kangaroo bro.
>>75320265
>>75320462
As much as these niggers shit post, they aren't wrong. Those things are modern day velociraptors.
I read a story where a guy and his kid were out on horseback, and they startled a momma Casowarry. Long story short, the bird jumps 6 fucking feet into the air and rips out the guys jugular with one of its talons.
I wouldn't even dare drone strike one of those fuckers.
>>75319890
You're afraid of our ducks you know.
>>75321146
Bruh, your geese hiss. Like what the fuck.
>>75320462
>Cassowary
>2 recorded deaths since 1921
I've put my chin to my chest and wring that fuckers neck.
>>75319730
I cannot deny the efficiency of this weapon.
>>75320869
Bogan*
>>75321395
Dude
https://youtu.be/UAjIcg-0Ubg
I'm sure you're a real tough guy but if that bird kicks you in your stomach that is not something to walk away from.
The guy in the video is lucky as fuck the bird didn't catch him in the abdomen.
