>JFK was America's most handsome president
dude looks like a melting wax figure
But he fucked a lot of women and it was well-known. They found it very attractive.
>>75302935
>dude looks like a melting wax figure
After he got shot, yeah, he looked just like one
>>75303169
>implying that every American president didn't get his dick wet in the hottest, youngest pussy
>>75302935
tends to happen when you take bullets to the skull
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanpaku
I am now a #HillMissile
>>75302935
would be nixon if he didn't age like milk
>>75302935
He fucked Marilyn Monroe
You fuck a toilet paper roll filled with warm oatmeal
Nixon and LBJ orchestrated the assassination to go into war with Vietnam.
>>75302935
Probably because he was the youngest, I bet that George Washington was banging all the bitches when he was young.
I thought he was known for his charisma. And his hair.
>>75302935
Grace Kelly would have sucked him like a vacuum if given the chance.
>>75309023
>implying that she didn't
I ERA WANT A PAWTY PLATTA