An old man costs $8000/year to keep. Would you agree to get euthanasied at 75 in exchange for $20000 now?
>>75259374
Absolutely not
Unlike 95% of the population I take excellent care of myself and will still be very active at 75
>>75259374
I'll do you one better!
I'll take $80,000 for you to kill me at 60!
>tfw born on leap year
>>75259374
>That pic
Are they shitting on Chopin? Bitch better not be shitting on Chopin.
Best thing to come out of Poland, period.
No. I fully expect to be shitposting in VR /pol/ well into my 100s.
>>75259374
Israel costs 8 billion a year in taxpayer money to keep their military modernized. if you stopped funding them annually you could help pay for the old mans medical expenses.
>>75259374
>This is what Jews spend their time thinking about
Fuck you kike.
>>75259635
He was German though.
>>75259635
While chopin is great, its not very difficult to play.
>>75259721
You mean Prussian.
>>75259669
But I don't allow you to do that.
>>75259749
Except for his Etudes and Balladen.
>>75259374
Why the fuck would I? I fully expect myself to succumb to complete degeneracy and either have a robotic shell or be full immersed into a VR coma at the age of 70. There is no reason to suffer through elderly age when science is already working on a way around it.
>>75259721
He was born west of Warsaw. Now my murrican education is a bit sparse, but I believe that's in Poland.
No, my grandparents are in their mid-90's and live independently. There's a chance that science will be able to reverse aging by the time I'm 75 too, so fuck getting euthanised.
>>75259749
His nocturnes are easy, try some of his etudes and preludes though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGg7zFDQZBo
>>75259374
Hell yeah I would. I smoke so I won't make it to 75 anyway.
>>75259374
I will do it for free at 65 if you give me back my foreskin
>>75259374
>Everything in life can be reduced to economic transactions
>that flag
Why am I not surprised?
>>75259374
I doubt I'll even live to 75, so why not
>>75259374
>that pic
I can't believe redditoras are that retarded.
Make it stop please
>>75260071
lmao
>>75259374
How are you meant to play moonlight sonata with hammers or the turkish march with rolling pins? Laughed at Liszt though.
Hell I'll pay you 8000 to kill me within the year
I just wanna die ;_;
>>75260052
This isn't considered to be a good performance and interpretation of the piece.
Get comfy, onii-chan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1paG5N-dqB4
>>75260275
>piano songs
>>75259374
thats implying you live to that age anyway
the amount you get needs to be a function of life expectancy probability
>>75259462 >>75259553 >>75259635 >>75259669 >>75259695 >>75259933 >>75260057 >>75260058 >>75260071 >>75260118 >>75260125 >>75260168 >>75260441
Kibbutzes should have gas chambers in israel.
>>75259749
True. I guess I'm biased a bit, as he was the first composer I really got into playing.
Still, as others have said, some of his Etudes are stupidly difficult, especially for my fat-fingered hands.
Very pretty music though.
>Captcha asks to identify street signs
>shows me a cake on a table
>>75259374
I'd agree to get euthanized now for 20000 now.
>>75259635
Only thing to come out of poland
>>75259374
What a retarded cringe-worthy "joke" picture. As expected of reddit, though. If your goal was to bait people, well done, my butt is on fire.
>>75259374
>>No Sokolov
You have no opinion here
