>You will never be a part of this perfect all-American family
>you will never be the first post
>you will never be in a family with a bunch of nouns for names
>naming someone "Track"
why is this aloud
>>75253214
>perfect
>kids are addicted to drugs and have had teen pregnancies
if by "perfect" you mean "perfect cliche image of red state white trash", then sure.
>>75253214
Weird names.
Left one a shit. Other three are hot
>>75253365
>all those black majority states
Why are you being so racist man?
>>75253365
>Poor, nigger-filled states that have had their economies destroyed several times over by various crises and wars have low life expectancy
woah
>Track
>Bristol
coming soon: "Field" and "Chippenham"
>>75253365
It's almost like obese states have people that die younger!
Not even free Healthcare can save you from being a ham planet.
They fucking suck at naming kids lol
>>75253214
Can't sleep, Piper will eat me
Can't sleep, Piper will eat me
Can't sleep, Piper will eat me
>Piper
Sarah Palin is a fucking alien, man..
>>75253214
bristol looks like she sucks a mean dick. would definitely hit that
>Bristol
>>75253305
everyones name is a noun
>>75253348
>Spelling "allowed" aloud
are you acoustic?
>Track
What?
Might as well name him Shovel or Door.
>>75253856
>are you acoustic?
Do you have ass burgers?
>you will never fuck Bristol in a lonely cold mountain cabin in the middle of an Alaskan winter
everyone in that family has had sex with Sarah and Bristol
>you will never be a Palin.
>>75254070
>Do you have ass burgers?
Are you fucking retorted?
>>75253856
>acoustic
jek
>>75253214
>Track
Hahaha honestly what the fuck
>>75253214
>perfect
Where's the retarded one?
>>75253214
what does "all-American" even mean?
Im pretty sure they are all american given they've grown up there.
>>75253214
>track
>piper
>bristol
jesus christ what sort of retard names their kids that
>>75254236
Bristol's kids are named Tripp and Sailor Grace. I shit you not.
>you will never drop a cheeky load in a fertile Bristol
>you will never understand why you have a fetish for risky unprotected sex with girls who aren't on the pill, and will never fully recognise how grateful you should be that it hasn't bitten you in the arse yet.
>>75253365
>Not using zero as axis
Why can't liberals into math?
>>75254165
>are you fucking retorted
>RETORTED
I swear this thread is full of new gays
>>75254337
It means theyre fucking BALLS deep corker.
>>75254070
>>75253856
reddit leave
>>75253214
I want to fuck Bristol's big fat arse.
im from a white trash family
no need to trade in for another one
>>75254428
Because it's not useful to use zero as axis here tryhard retard
>>75254504
>>75254075
>>75253801
and make Track watch
>>75254475
wtf
>>75254483
Eat shit
>>75253214
How the fuck is "Bristol" the most normal name of all their kids? Better a super popular name than that shit.
>>75254399
Tripp?
Should have named that kid Dubs.
>>75254462
Are you calling yourself a seasoned gay.
>>75253214
White trash
I wanna cum on Bristols light brown nipples
u just know they are light brown
>>75253214
I'd fuck the shit out of Palin.
>>75254718
Look, I was talking to Nigel
I don't want any tacos gracias
>>75253641
don't mess around with Piper bitch.
>>75253856
No, hes artistic
>>75254504
Bristol- one divorce, one called off engagement, and 2 kids out of wedlock, the second kid causing the calling off of said engagement.
You bet your ass she'd be a freak in bed. She obviously just can't lay off the cock.
>>75254791
Nipples color is the same as the lips color. They're light pink.
>>75254963
wait are you srs? :o
![6a00d8341cc90353ef011571c259fc970b-pi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YjY8iIg.jpg "6a00d8341cc90353ef011571c259fc970b-pi[1].jpg")
>>75253305
Its an Alaskan thing, they give their kids weird names after places or things. Especially in the valley.
I used to live in Wasilla and Palmer, I know the Palins somewhat (everybody there knows the family) They are nice enough, but basically they are well known valley trash. They changed a lot when the national spotlight came on them.
>>75255094
ye dude look on your family goat
>>75255164
I shat myself a little
>>75255120
>She will never be your crazy aunt
/Pol/ is pro Palin. Palin haters can gtfo.
>>75254399
God help us if Tripp ever joins the army and makes captain.
Hello
>>75255250
I like Palin, but she was definitely a poor VP choice
>>75255094
Look at your nipples, then your lips for an answer.
>>75255120
>Track
There's a place called Track? Or did his father not know how to spell "truck"?
>>75255358
terrible color coordination
>>75255447
nothing wrong with purple undies bro
![51-30193-tina-fey-palin-1-1450108819[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rNX9ahS.jpg "51-30193-tina-fey-palin-1-1450108819[1].jpg")
>>75255358
Pretty sure that's Tina Fey.
>>75254954
She looks slightly chavish and the type of girl who'd swallow a load after a couple of swigs of Lambrini. Just goes to show that the Anglos don't fall far from the tree.
>>75254954
She's just your typical Alaskan girl.
>>75253214
I was. As a child. ;_;
