ITT: We pretend Donald Trump was just assassinated
THE FUCKING
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FIRE UP THOSE GAS CHAMBERS, BOYS
>>75237746
Guys
Turn on CNN
Trump just made a full recovery, and he's making a public statement.
His eyes are glowing gold and he has wings coming out of his back.
>>75237746
Well, it's official. We live in a shadow-government controlled dictatorship. We have no choices. Our lives are ruled by puppeteers.
Take your arms, if you have none, take your shovels, your hammers, your axes, and take to the streets.
If they won't let us peacefully choose the America we want to live in, we'll remind them why the 2nd amendment exists at all.
Good thing he appointed his wife as his VP.
>>75237746
*collects $5 from deadpool*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75237746
*looks at photo*
Why'd his secret service detail jizz all over his mouth and face instead of calling an ambulance?
You guys are idiot. Don't roleplay his death, you'll meme magic him negatively.
WE DID IT LEBBIT
WE KILLED DONALD TRUMP
Do you fags realize OP is trying to use meme magic?
Muy Problemo
>>75237936
We might. But it will be glorious regardless.
>Idiot attempts to assassinate Donald Trump
>The Don shoots back with concealed carry
>Even death cannot stump the Trump
>>75237746
He will rise again in three days.
>>75237746
Shit I just heard the news I knew it wouldn't be long, either his dead or if he is still alive they gave him a warning shot, so if he lives expect him to change dramatically from his policies, this fuckers just don't give a fuck anymore its so obvious.
>>75237746
Based Barron runs in his place, securing Trump's already strong voterbase and reeling in sympathy votes turning all states red and declaring war on Islam.
>>75237746
Thank god it's over
>>75237949
xDDDD Feel da bern Drumpf xDDDDDD
>>75237746
Posting in an FBI thread
>>75237746
INTER HIM ON THE GOLDEN THRONE
>>75237746
It is time for me to kill, and it is time for me to die.
>>75237746
I gotta say, it was pretty fucking alpha when he just scooped his brains back into his head and then proceeded to strangle his assassin to death.
Hofer's Europe rises and takes America
The Great West is created and Putin is our best ally
Shots were heard at Trump’s rally in Iowa today as he exited the stage. CCTV Security cameras caught photos of Trump being rushed out of the arena.
No gunman has been found, however it is suspected that the shooter is linked to a Mexican gang that supports El Chapo and Islamic extremists.
Trump is currently in transit as the Iowa Caucus kicks into full-gear.
While spectators claim this is some sort of elaborate “publicity stunt” to garner more votes, others are saying that Trump has lost a great deal of blood and is currently on life support.
Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, is going to be holding a live press conference in coming hours.
Bookmark this page as updates will be posted as they are made available.
http://hacknewstoday.com/featured/terror-attack-at-trump-rally-trump-wounded-by-mexicanislamic-extremist-ivanka-holding-press-conference/
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>>75238452
>mfw we learn Trump planned this
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>>75237746
DAY OF THE ROPE WHEN
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i'm glad i'm not american
>>75237746
hahahhahaha amerilards think they live a democracy and the ruling elite need to assassinate trump he will get beaten due to america's corrupt political system even if he has the most voters
why make him a martyr when you can just use the cheat codes to get shillary in
>>75237746
IRC now! It is fucking payback time!
>>75237746
If this really does happen there will be a civil war in this country. The militia movement would start full scale warfare against the government. The left would form its own paramilitaries and carve out territory on the West Coast. It would make Syria look like an elementary school playground.
>>75238669
Which IRC? Give me the information.
>>75238694
Settle down redneck, who said it wasn't a foreign extremist who killed him?
hell be fine
>>75237947
The leaf is right, seriously guys god only knows what kek will do to us
>>75237746
No wall then? I was hoping to join the Night's Watch.
>>75238694
Well, maybe not civil war, but massive riots against Hillary. Bernie will be like "i don't aprove this". Civil war would be if Hillary wins ilegally.
>>75237746
He'll be fine
A new martyr is born
Libshits BTFO
>>75237947
This. Don't do it guys.
# notallmuslims
>>75238694
the sad thing is, I really don't think this would happen. I feel like even if there was hints of evidence that suggested that it was government sponsored, the populous has become too ______ to really do anything about it.
>>75238762
>>75238939
>>75237947
Exactly. This is a counter-op against our meme magic started by an anti-Trump troll. Honestly, their tactics are getting surprisingly sophisticated in their desperation.
why
in 3 days he will rise again :D
oh shit I dont have time to bulk up for the race war lads
>>75237746
Keep dreaming Applied Memetics. Kek will never allow his magic to be used to bring Trump harm.
>>75237746
Tbh if this happened for real a civil war would probably break out.
>>75239070
you had all winter you filthy shitstain, what were you doing?
>>75237746
COUP D'ETAT NOW HOLY FUCK SHIT IF UCKING HATE KIKES ITS ALL THAT GEORGE SOROS KIKE'S FAULT FUCKIKKKKKK
RACE WAR OW FUCKKKKKKKKK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75239038
wait what
>immortal emperor
>assassinated
Choose wisely
DEAR
GOD
FINALLY
THAT CUNT
WAS SUCH
A KIKE ENABLER
>>75237835
REV UP THOSE FRYERS
>>75238781
WE WILL BUILD THE WALL, AND IT JUST GOT ONE THOUSAND FEET HIGHER!
>>75237746
WE RISE AND TAKE THIS GOD DAMN COUNTRY BACK IM SICK OF THESE FUCKS
>Some asshole shoots a pistol at Trump
>SS were too slow
>The bullet flew toward Trump's forehead
>A ghostly image of Jesus Christ appears in front of Trump
>Trump has revealed his stand powers
>He catches the bullet with his finger tips and throws it back into the shooters brainstem
>Everyone claps
>Some BLM protester hiding in the crowd yells "WUUURLSTAR"
if such a thing happened its the duty of every american to walk into the senate or where ever your politicans are and open fire on every single one except the good ones like ron paul
if the fbi are reading this fuck you! the 2nd ammendment was built for such a thing
you got away with it with JFK you wont get away with it again you cucks!
>>75237953
whether or not he is trying to incite meme magic they won't let trump get into office, its not part of the plan
I got this
>>75237746
HAHA TIME FOR RACE WAR
Looks like I'm heading to the american embassy today.
I'm going to sign up for the US army, gain US citezenship and join you in the race war brothers.
Time to kill some mexicans.
>>75237857
THIS
THE ACTUAL HAPPENING IS ABOUT TO BEGIN
ANONS IN NEW YORK, MEET ME AT TIMES SQARE WITH EVERYTHING YOU GOT
THERE, WE RIOT
>>75237746
LURK MOAR
Happening threads are not about "pretending" or "LARPing" or "roleplaying, tee hee!"
The purpose of the vital HAPPENING exercise is to prepare us and keep us all aware of the inevitability of the REAL HAPPENING, which is arriving SOON.
PREPARE FOR THE FUCKING HAPPENING. I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING YOU. STOCKPILE RESOURCES NOW.
>>75237746
Also,
>implying CIA
If anyone is to try it will be some nigger or spic.
Civil war will ensue.
>>75239503
will travel from west coast to riot
>>75237746
/POL/ BTFO
guys
he survived a shot to the head
i'm starting to think he might be the anti-christ
still voting for him tho
>The madman did it!
Glory to our martyr, may his heaven be filled with young women and free of minorities.
We who stayed to spread his evangelion on protectionism and the usefullness of nation states will avenge his sacrifice.
DEUS VULT.
TRUMPIST AT MORTEM
>>75239599
>west coast
You're going to be need there mate. Someone's got to kill all those mexicans.
>>75237746
Better get that 308 out, and drive to my target. Molotov in hand.
I refuse to focus on his death. I will celebrate the fact that he nuked the secret masters of the world into oblivion before he went and now humanity is free
No one is surprised or cares
>>75237843
No... Fucking.. Way...
>>75239461
kys
>>75239461
>take part in the american civil war 2 electric boogaloo
>win
>get listed as an international war criminal by the jews
>can't ever return to the greatest cuntry on the planet
I think I'm going to have to give it a miss until youse come here to liberate Melbourne and Sydney from the Jews and the outback from the emus
>>75239885
>flag
You have to go back
>>75239405
Arise, chicken
What if we fake a plot to kill Donald Trump and then blame reddit? I would be just a prank bros.
he'll be fine
>>75238077
I wish I was a 10 year old wearing a tailored suit.
>implying this website would even handle all the traffic and posting if this were to happen
4chan would die for a few hours
>>75237947
Lets roleplay bernies death instead!
Im glad that another commie bites the dust
>>75237746
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW!
>>75241016
Or anything similar.
Could you imagine if 4chan existed during the Kennedy assassination?
The site would be down for weeks.
>>75239027
hmm you just might be right
Lord Kek please forgive me, I did not want to use my meme magic like this
>>75239535
YELLOW STONE WAKE UP
>>75241088
>that shooter
No wonder you lost the war against the emus.
>>75237746
Excellent, hehehe.
That foolish burger believed he could make us pay our promised 2% defense budget in order to maintain NATO. But now the fool is dead and we will save many kroner. Hehehe.
;_;
>>75241066
Kek has spoken!
>>75241088
>>75241400
>>75237746
PRAISE KEK
>>75237843
IT'S ALL TRUE
HE'S ASCENDING TO GODHOOD
>>75237746
would make him into a martyr and unify the people, that would be the last thing the jews want
I am now a #cruzmissile
