https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34bX3ROW43U
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
he knows the audience well
>>75226344
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
This reminds me of Mitt Romney telling those niggers "who let the dogs out".
>dmx
>not applicable for literally anything and everything
LETS GET IT ON
>>75226344
>MAYBE THIS'LL FINALLY GET ME THE NEGRO VOTE
>/rifles through cough cushions and counts change before remembering where he is and shambling on stage/
>>75226344
>Last I heard, y'all niggaz was havin sex, with the SAME sex
I show no love, to homo thugs
Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain fuckin a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand
I don't buck with chumps, for those to been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps
I don't fuck with niggaz that think they broads
Thank God they turned it off before all the homophobic and transphobic stuff started or people really would have gotten triggered.
>>75226344
lol more like Bernie PANDERS
>>75226344
>WHERE THE HOOD AT?
>not X GON GIVE IT TO YA
That old cuck can't even reddit right.
lel dat nigger's hand making a 100% gesture
fucking niggers are so easy to manipulate
>>75226955
Trump should walk out to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e0f5-CcIqk
DMX
WHAT?
AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THIS DMX WHY YOU READIN IN MY VOICE
>>75226344
What the fuck?
The fuck? That is pretty pathetic.
>>75226344
I'm going to fondly remember this whole election cycle for the rest of my life. It's all just so goddamn surreal and entertaining.
>>75226344
why is American politics so fun?
You better bust that if you gonna pull that
>>75226344
Oh my sides . This candidacy has been the biggest clusterfuck ever.
>all these limp wristed SJW beta cucks liking and playing the song with these lyrics
I show no love, to homo thugs
Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain fuckin a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand
I don't buck with chumps, for those to been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps
I don't fuck with niggaz that think they broads
someone explain
>>75226344
oh my god
>>75226344
Pandering to NLM/BLM
>>75226344
>Pretend Donald Trump came out to this song
>Write Tonight/Tomorrows headlines
Annnnnnd Go!
>>75227358
seriously is any election ever going to top this?
>they don't know DMX wants to MAGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE
If it was Party Up I'd be dead from laughing
What the FUCK!
AHAHAHAHA
>>75226344
Who's the fucking clown show now?
>>75226942
Underrated.
>I don't fuck with niggas that think they broads
What did Bernie mean by this?
>"How do you do, fellow niggas?"
>>75226344
That really makes you think
>>75226344
Trump theme is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZRsTGrvFVM
That's pretty funny desu
If it were trump I bet the brainless faggots who are literal shit in real life would be praising le Daddy donald trump! He's so edgy! xD
>>75226344
Don't hijack the DMX narrative, we still need to find out why is he barking all the time
>>75226344
that is like an actual homophobic song he talks literally shooting gay people.
if anyone else did this it would be front page
It's funny because the black community is much more homophobic and misogynistic than the white community is. They just vote Democrat for their Obama phones and welfare checks.
>>75226344
look at all those shitskins too lmao
he knew what he was doing
BASED bernie
>such a manlet with terrible Jewish posture, the camera person doesn't even know he made it to the podium
>>75227134
I didn't.
Such an inclusive song :)
I just find it funny how if something of this nature happened in the UK, we wouldn't hear the end of it, but whenever anything like this happens in America we just laugh at the specific twat who did it
Anyway, I laughed at how surreal it was.
>>75226344
GOTTA PANDER TO THEM BLACKS
>>75226344
SHEEIT
>>75229911
Must suck living in a boring country where nothing happens.
Nice tripledubs though.
>>75230077
Utter deflection, I bring up a valid point and you present me with this nonsense. You act like this is a good thing, when it isn't.
>>75227782
It would be real easy to fake this.
Rip the audio from the bernie video.
Paste it into a rally video.
Which one would be funnier?
>>75226456
fpbp as usual
>>75230701
hello I am new
what does fpbp mean
>>75231230
First post best post.
Now go maga ya fgt
>>75226344
>>75227869
Trump re-election vs Kanye West in 2020.
>>75226344
where the fuck was this
Are liberals fucking retarded? Do they not know the lyrics of this song?
>>75226344
what the fuck is with this election?
the primaries aren't even over and we already have a lifetime's worth of meme material
>>75232678
LOOKS LIKE A PARTY TO ME BRO.
LET'S GRAB SOME KEGGERS AND SMOKE A BIG FAT FUCKING DOOBIE!
Bernie is an OG niggah
>>75232729
Nananana where's the hood at?
>>75226344
an /f/ meme has entered real life.
rare.
>>75226344
So Bernie is a homophobe?
>>75227358
Iktf
>>75226955
You little whippersnapper. X GON GIVE IT TO YA was a ytmnd meme way before aol time warner's cartoon network's adult swim's rick and morty turned it into a reddit meme.
>>75232870
its the spectacle thats meant to distract you.canadas in flames and nobody in america is talking about it despite it coming close to our boarder. texas became rape town U.S.A aka n americas sweden nothing on the national news
>>75227652
I was thinking the same thing what the absolute fuck lol
>>75227652
It's okay when black people do it.
My fucking sides
He going to get so much shit for it
I've got this sinking feeling...
X GON GIV IT TO YA
DMX is strictly all energy no buildup
>>75231660
dont feed the trolls faggot
>>75226344
>Bernie Sanders is an Communist they say
Oh America, you have no idea what you talking about.
for the upcoming sanders-trump debate, do they each get an entrance song? will mcmahon be a moderator?
>>75226344
have to appeal to those 20 somethings
Bernie most likely hates the fucking music but he does it for the kids
>>75226344
>>75226843
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
Bernie fans really are retarded.
>>75226344
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
>>75227134
ooga booga bix nood
>>75226344
A weasly little Jew shuffling out to a jungle beat.
>dis aught to impress the schvoogies..
Trump theme!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKgzZ3A8_iM
>>75226344
>Poor man on gibsmedats walks in to DMX to take money from white people
>>75234359
nah, itll always be twisted sister
>>75234359
Everything is reverse in USA, rappers who sing about murder and ghetto are actually millionaires, while those that preach the bible kill people in Afghanistan.
>>75226344
HAHAHHA THE MADMAN
a desperate call for help to appeal to the negros
Is this entire election a fucking joke?
>>75231660
>>75231230
>Falling for bait
>>75227134
So did he fight the Big Zimzam?
>>75234629
>Y-yes goy -err brother, I will tax the shit out of those rich white people and give you your fair share... Heheh
>>75226344
Holy FUCK
The madman
>>75234797
bread and circus mate
or in your case burgers and elections
Remember when George Zimmerman was gonna fight DMX?
God I wish that happened
>>75234859
What USA really needs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA
>>75234985
x was a pussy, or legitimately feared zimzam boxes with a pistol
This is probably the song he plays when some random nigger fucks his wife
god, all those smartphones ...
>>75235500
>coming from Japan with highest amount of phones per person
>>75235326
Zimzam was actually training for the fight
Meanwhile DMX was trying to cure his AIDS by shooting up even more heroin
>>75235696
Actually most japs still use flip phones
>>75235819
http://www.tydknow.com/90-to-95-of-mobile-phones-in-japan-are-waterproof-because-japanese-girls/
Japanese phones are waterproof because they never leave ones hand, not even when you bathe or shower.
>>75235819
they're still smartphones, they just don't work exactly like ours
>>75235326
>UFC 369 )who gives a shit what number it is
>DMX comes out looking tough surrounded by no name guys and b-lister celebrities to his own music
>Zimmerman walks alone to the ring, white towel around his shoulders, all white trunks and gloves with moon man blasting as he enters
>DMX already wide-eyed and nervous
>5 minutes later they touch gloves
>Zimmerman lands easy jabs on DMX
>X too scared to attack zimmerman, can barely defend himself against zimmerman's jabs
>round 1 ends
>Zimmerman didn't even break a sweat
>Cameraman filming zimmerman sitting down on his little boxing barstool in his corner of the ring
>one of zimmerman's towel guys offers zimmerman a red powerade
>zimmerman yells at the guy "I'm not drinking that coon shit!"
>everyone is too scared to gasp at the rayciss statement zimmerman made
>zimmerman looks menacingly directly into the camera lens
>"Fuck outta my face!"
>cameraman drops camera as he runs away
>Round 2
>X still won't hit zimmerman
>Zimmerman beating the fuck out of DMX as he laughs hysterically
>ten seconds left of round 2
>X tries to haymaker zimmerman
>X lowers his arms
>zimmerman sees this as a threat
>slow motion, 1,200 fps mode
>zimmerman wide eyed, pulls out his trusty Kel-Tec PF-9 at lightning speed even at 1,200 fps
>bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
>X is laying dead on his back as Zimmerman continues to ground and pound him for well past the last 3 seconds
What the fuck
>>75236014
>X is laying dead on his back as Zimmerman continues to ground and pound him for well past the last 3 seconds
and the judges award zimzam the points
>>75226344
Doesn't that song have really anti-gay lyrics? I can't imagine that going down well with most Democrats.
>>75226344
da fuq
>>75236157
It would be hard to find a DMX song that didn't talk about killing gays, doing drugs, and slapping hoes
Except for his one Jesus song
X had a period where he became devoutly religious, lasted about a week
>>75226344
Where is the neighborhood at /pol/?
This is so fucking hilarious. It has to be fake.
>>75226344
Mana from the heavens hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahaha
Gotta get that black vote. Watch Hillary go to a Nad concert to counter him.
>>75226344
CATS DONT KNOW
HOW ITS GONNA BE
FUCKIN WIT A KIKE LIKE ME
>>75226344
racist white boy trying to appropriate black culture.
>I had that nigger in the cut where the wood is at
>>75233532
isn't it great?
I hope someday Carson comes out to
>UH HUH YOU KNOW WHAT IT IIIIIIIS
but until then, I'll take what we can get
>>75236838
Sleepy Ben carson theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcdYBh3hgg
What world do I even live in anymore? The same cuck that cries about the wage gap, tranny rights, and """equality""", comes out blasting an awfully anti-gay, anti-tranny nigger beat.
And the liberals cheer. Wew lads.
DMX has a bunch of "homophobic" shit in his lyrics especially this song wtf was Bernie doing here
>>75231230
It means you have to fap unless you roll dubs
>>75236966
D TO THE N TO THE C
LAST I HEARD YOU NIGGAS WAS SUCKIN C
FOR A LIB ARTS DEGREE
>>75237023
Good thing I always roll those
>>75234797
>Is this entire election a fucking joke?
A M E R I C A
>>75237023
well if you say so roll
/f/ is the best board on 4chan
>>75226344
lol this is fucking awesome and if you disagree you're a dumb fuck
>mfw Trump comes out to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwHnhsuaNbw
>>75237692
damn right it is
>>75237692
So is this some /f/ meme that got uploaded to YouTube, or did this shit actually happen?
I don't know what's real anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLlKON8Unj0
>>75236266
He actually has multiple songs that praise Jesus, except only one became a single.
If Trump doesn't come out to Cult of Personality I'm officially converting to a Berniebot.
>He's this desperate for the black male vote
>black
>not Rough Riders
>mfw most people only know 2 DMX songs
Though if Trump came out to something like Above the Law I'd be even more hyped for him.
>>75226344
>yfw Trump comes out to Kanye and promises to fund his ideas and all of black america becomes a Trumpet
>>75236266
Implying, "Lord Give Me A Sign" wasn't the most powerful gospel song you've heard in your life.
>>75239455
>tfw Kanye VP
>>75236014
Had me at "I'm not drinking that coon shit!"
why the fuck can't black people afford actual gatorade anyway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GDuakTG8FI
His best song tbqh famalam
>>75239455
blacks fucking hate kanye though
Trump should come out to Wutangs C. R. E. A. M.
Maybe 2pacs letter 2 the president
>>75226344
Isn't this basically just like Hillary saying she carries hot sauce? Unless Bernie didn't know they were going to play that.
>>75226344
I can see the "homophobia" articles already
>>75226344
Why is almost everyone in your country pandering so hard to blacks? They only make up 10%.
>>75240300
It's trendy to vote on behalf of black people, that's why berniecucks get so buttblasted when blacks support clinton. This has been the biggest dovision in the white guilt and black interest votes i know about, and white guilts can't handle it
I guess he's desperate for that nigger vote. Top fucking kek.
>>75226344
Is Bernie Sanders a vegan?
>>75226344
"Last I heard, y'all niggas was havin sex, with the same sex
I show no love, to homo thugs
Empty out, reload and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain fucking a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touching ya hand"
>>75226344
>>75226843
Fucking kek
>>75226843
Fuckin lol
IT'S FAKE
Trump victory video
https://youtu.be/CuzpFMWReZw