Brits literally lost a war with Iceland
Iceland has no army and no navy
The only thing Iceland had was around 5 patrol boats of the Icelandic coast guard
vs
>17 destroyers
>19 frigates
>1 minelayer
>1 minesweeper
>10 RFA supply vessels
oh and there was in total 3 Cod wars with around the same number of British ships and Iceland won each and everyone.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars
The European Union lost a war to Canada.
Spain tried to steal our fish we arrested them, Germany told us to stop and escorted Spanish ships to Canada to make sure we didn't arrest them But we told them to fuck off and Germany threatened sanctions against us.
>still being butthurt we cucked you out of Australia and New Zealand
>>75158672
LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY
MOTHER OF THE FREE
HOW SHALL WE EXTOL THEE
WHO ARE BORN OF THEE
WIDER STILL AND WIDER
SHALL THY BOUNDS BE SET
GOD WHO MADE THEE MIGHTY
MADE THEE MIGHTIER YET
GOD WHO MADE THEE MIGHTY
MADE THEE MIGHTIER YET
>>75158628
>won against Spain
how is that impressive?
>>75158508
Fuckin Mexicans, always trying to take peoples fish
>>75159487
Are you mad that Jóse the gardener had sex with your wife?
>>75159411
With German naval support and the support of the entire EU
>Although Spain was getting political support from the EU (including naval support from Germany among others), the United Kingdom and Ireland supported Canada.
>The rest of the EU rallied behind France and Spain
>The then prime-minister John Major risked his status within the EU community by actively speaking out against Spain.
>Canadian flags began to fly from all manner of British and Irish vessels, irking the Spanish
On Merry England's far famed lands
May kind heaven sweetly smile
God bless old Scotland evermore
And Ireland's Emerald Isle
>>75159660
>>75159660
two yous all i can do
This thread has been claimed on behalf of Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.
This is now an Anglo thread!
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God save our gracious queen
Long live our noble queen
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Send her victorious
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Long to reign over us
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O Lord our god arise
Scatter her enemies
And make them fall
Confound their politics
Frustrate their knavish tricks
On thee our hopes we fix
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Thy choicest gifts in store
On her be pleased to pour
Long may she reign
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And ever give us cause
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>>75159904
>You will never dutifully serve under The Queens rule
You know, if I had to choose between the shitskin progressive party we're having today and another shot at global colonialism under the rule of the Queen, I'd choose the latter. It would be better than our current slow death.
>>75159904
>the king
>its a women
Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
Of direst cruelty. Make thick my blood.
>>75160311
Americans have always been accepted into Canada, it's actually thanks to us that your football is shaped the way it is we introduced it to you back when we played our first football game together.
>>75160489
It could be one part of a larger picture you moron
>Danish flag
I don't know what else I expected, I guess socialism classes don't cover common sense
>>75160723
No we dont have common sense classes in schools yet, are they working out well for you nr 6?
>pic related
RULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
BRITONS NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES
>>75160645
>Acceptable
>Poles
>Hungarians
>Ukrainians
Impressive
>>75161011
Nobody wants to live in Eurabia mate
>>75161053
We brought a lot of Ukrainians here to work as farmers because they were used to working in the cold environment, Hungarians I guess because at the time Austria Hungary was one of the most powerful countries in Europe, I don't know why poles are there.
>>75156817
Why don't we just share it. Be in contact to where you are fishing so you don't get massive clumps of boats in one area.
Its the fuck sea. Its not like theres limited space. Plus Iceland has all the sea to the North and West of it and we have the Irish sea, the channel and sea to the east of us.
We'll only need to share our northern and their southern. Why was this a big deal?
>>75156817
Call of duty wars?
>>75161501
why would Iceland share it when they can just BLOW THE FUCK OUT the British navy and take it all for them self?
>>75161537
Yes. We had to face Iceland at a huge call of duty tournament. Unfortunately Icelanders are taught to 360 no scope in schools from the age of 6 so we had no chance.
>>75159904
Huzzah!
>>75161690
Fuck off Scandinigger, your opinion is worthless and almost as irrelevant as your country
>>75161690
That's true. But initially there was a chance the UN would side with us and take the area from them or something. It paid off in this cases but it could have gone the other way when its only over some fucking fish we could have shared anyway.
>>75161903
>>75161808
>>75161909
i find it hilarious that its the leaf who gets upset and the brit talks about it in a civil way.
>really makes you think
>>75160311
>>75162161
There is no greater union of countries than our commonwealth
>there are actually people who left the commonwealth
>they're all third world nations now
>>75162382
Are you implying that the United Kuckdom isnt a shitskin hellhole
>>75162241
Nobody cares what you think
>>75162382
I know right?
>>75162596
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is 87% white, if they are cucked what are you?
>>75162704
Don't tell the shitpostralians but I've always preferred New Zealand
>>75158672
>>75161501
>>75161909
Britbongs BTFO
>>75162596
Even my natives had more balls than yours.
>>75162241
Identity crisis. Why are the most violent Muslim terrorists or criminals almost always 3rd or 4th generation? They need an identity so snap. This is why Americans so often go on about they 3/4 Irish 1/4 Dutch heritage or whatever. People need an identity.
>>75161013
>select all images with boats
>>75162980
But of course, we wear the same lemon squeezer hat.
>>75163127
I don't have an identity crisis, my parents are from Europe but I'm 100% Anglo
>>75163290
I was thinking of that the RCMP wore white pith helmets at first but they got dirty too quickly from the dusty environment so they switched to the brown hats.
>>75156817
>UN always favours the shitty nation
Also, the navy was useless. No one died, except some Icelandic mechanic, since he was retarded.
>>75163531
You don't have to call him retarded, we could have just assumed since he was from Iceland
>>75163436
http://www.armymuseum.co.nz/kiwis-at-war/did-you-know/malone-and-the-kiwi-lemon-squeezer-hat/
>>75161690
>Iceland could destroy the Navy
Iceland's army is shit, hence why the UN most likely sided with them (because they're a shit country compared to us). Hell, I'm not going to respond in a civil manner, since that's such a retarded statement.
>>75163693
Interesting, where in New Zealand are all these museums and stuff Auckland right?
Where would you recommend visiting in New Zealand? In a first visit I'd probably just want to do touristy stuff so I assumed Auckland would be good for that with the museums and stuff right?
Look at the falklands, and tell me again how easily you would defend against a British invasion.
I fucking hate uppity ex-colonies like Iceland.
"However, the British invaded Iceland on 10 May 1940. On 7 July 1941, the defence of Iceland was transferred from Britain to the United States, which was still a neutral country until five months later."
>>75163962
Yeah, if you like cities n shit. I'm from the South Island, so I don't even consider Aucklanders my fellow countrymen. Kinda like you and those Quebec fags I guess. Wellington is alright, Christchurch is shitter than ever, and Dunedin is cold and scottish. These are the only things you need to know.
>>75164375
No I'm not really fond of cities, I just figured for a first time visiter there would be a lot to see there I'd like to see more eventually though, with Europe going to shit I don't think I even want to bother with them until they can fix their terrorist problems so I'd probably go there again to see the real New Zealand away from the cities.
>>75164704
Go to Te Papa museum in wellington. Museums are in Auckland, and Christchurch too. Nah you'll see plenty of the real NZ, we don't have that many cities, going place to place is almost always rural.
>>75164133
>defence of Iceland was transferred from Britain to the United States, which was still a neutral country until five months later.
>which was still a neutral country until five months later.
>which was still a neutral country
sure it was anglo
>>75156817
Reminds me of this
>>75160273
You forgot the mighty rousing shout of NO SURRENDER.
But still I stand and salute.
>>75165041
Oh okay thank you, anything I need to be careful about? I figure I'll be fine there
>>75165230
Fuck off not Argentina
>>75165230
Still got bombed by the Krauts.
We just called them neutral so that we can safely position troops. Still doesn't deny the fact we controlled them.
>>75165230
THE FALKLANDS
That is all.
>>75165437
Nah, you'll be alright. Put a Canadian flag sticker on your bag, don't want people thinking your a yank.
>>75166058
I don't have a Canadian accent I have an Eastern European one am I still good?
>>75166398
Yeah bro, heaps of European back packers, we like them because the only other tourists are rich chinks, who cant speak english, drive like crazy, and get locals killed.
>>75166717
Yeah we've got a bunch of chinks visiting here, that's why I avoid downtown. Downtown Toronto is actually whiter than the suburbs it's just all the Chinese tourists and people coming from the suburbs that makes it seem non white
>>75166931
I do however advise you not to drive here, since you drive on the wrong side of the road :DDD
>>75156817
>Cod """""""Wars"""""""
You really think it is possible to lose a war like that? They were petty disputes that the cucked government conceded to the Icelanders.
>>75167160
Canada used to also before the 1920's I prefer not to drive anyway especially if I'm a tourist it's more fun to walk.
>>75167401
Nothing wrong with backpacking.
>>75165267
wow. Thats a solid K;D.
Looking at Portugal today, its hard to believe that ever accomplished anything of merit.
