The 2016 presidential election ends in a 3-way tie between Trump, Sanders and the bitch.
All 3 of these people will be in a room with you, trying to get your one single tie-breaking vote.
My question is: How do they do it? How does each one pander specifically to you?
Trial by combat
Trump is Alpha male leader. Sanders is sneaky Jew. Hillary is a woman. The choice is clear.
>>75141256
Nothing Hillary or Bernie could offer me would make me choose them over Trump.
Unless they offered me a gf ;_;7
>>75141334
My post isn't about your final decision. It's about how THEY TRY to influence it.
>>75141256
They Lynch Hillary
TRIAL BY STONE
>>75141256
Hillary shows me her vagina as her face contorts in incomprehensible rage toward the will of the common man
Bernie shows me his copy of the Communist Manifesto and raves on about the proletariat and how rich people are the problem with the world
Trump sighs, winks at me, and says "you know what to do"
>>75144443
Kek
Also checked
>Hillary
Tries to scare the shit out of you by claiming she will use her black ops connections and shit to assassinate you and make life for your loved ones hell. If it's open, so recorded or other candidates are in the room, she will 'subtly' hint that you would get a good job or money or something. So basically being corrupt.
>Bernie
I honestly believe that he believes his shit and would try to play on his ideology. The guy would sing the praises of socialist policies and go into how he thinks the other candidates policies would be bad for America. He would, of course, gloss over the stuff that he doesn't really know much about like foreign policy.
>Trump
He would probably talk about how he's a great guy, about how much of a winner he is and that he's the only one who's going to make America great again. He would mention how people who talk shit about him are liars, and generally pointing to his unique policies and making them see positive.
tldr: Hillary would do it by threats or bribes, Sanders would play to ideology, Trump would talk up his personal strengths.
>>75141256
Bernie would be a rapid decline for America
Trump is a walking meme, who cannot deliver his promises, he is not good for America.
Hilary is the better of the three options but could do better.
America lacks a politician with credibility and seeing as you get to pick your party leaders (we don't in Britain) .. . it's worrying.
>>75145466
>Bernie would be a rapid decline for America
Except all of his retarded shit would get blocked by a conservative-heavy congress.
>He is not good for America
Please, almighty limey, tell me how to fix my country.
>Hillary is the better of the three options.
Oh...
>>75141256
ask hillary to give me head and watch the madwoman do it like a whore just to be president.
I'd still give Trump my vote...
>>75141256
Bern and Trump see who can most efficiently beat the dog to death, then have a debate where I get to ask the questions.
>>75145466
This is why your daughters are being gang raped, FYI.
>>75141420
bet trump has a black book with literally thousands of pretty womens in it
>>75141420
>Nothing Hillary or Bernie could offer me would make me choose them over Trump.
>Unless they offered me a gf ;_;7
Keep in mind Trump is tight with Miss America pageant. I think he could offer you a prettier gf than the other two could.
>>75141256
impossible, Bernie will be removed once Hillary is arrested
>>75145466
>Hilary is the better of the three options
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
typical, UK loves them some pedophile satanist legislators
>>75144443
>>75145466
get out of here #HillfireMissile
The only thing that could sway me from Trump is a huge amount of money and he has more than both of them.
>>75141256
>Hillary
MUH FEMINISM
>Sanders
MUH FREE STUFF
>Trump
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>75141256
id choose the one who bribes me the best
>>75145466
Shillary is a lying she-devil and is in no way, shape or form the best option
>>75141256
>Hillary kills herself to gain my favor.
>Bernie admits his policies wouldnt work.
>Trump just needs to enforce his policies.
>>75141256
None of them would bother since your vote is irrelevant, even in a 3 way tie. If you don't get >50% of the vote the senate picks.
