Well, fellas?
>>75133844
CANT DO THE TIME DONT DO THE CRIME
>>75133844
If she can't do the time, don't do the crime
I wouldn't marry a woman who would leave the house except to buy groceries, take the kids to the park or when I escort her somewhere
None of us here at /pol/ have a girlfriend, OP. That's why we're on /pol/ in the first place.
>>75133844
Depends on the circumstances. Busted for torrenting? Okay yeah I'd probably take the 3 months. Kiddie diddling? Nah, you can fucking rot.
90 days?! She'll cheat on you during that time...
>>75133844
Depends is it a shitty American prison or a Norwegian prison?
And is the 90 days going to be on my record?
>>75133844
Maybe. If she got 16 years she probably did something really bad and deserved it, in that case no.
>>75133977
t. ahmed
>>75133977
okie dokie Jaleel
>>75133844
If she was charged, doesn't that mean she has yet to be convicted?
>>75133844
absolutely fucking not
>>75133844
If your gf landed in jail for stupid reasons, it's trimester to find a new gf
>>75133977
t. muhammed
>>75133844
depends on the girl
Absolutely not
I'd do anything for my girlfriends son so yes.
>>75133844
Nope
>>75134216
>t. cuc
Nah. I spent 6 days in jail for riding my dirtbike on the road without a license back when I was 17. Felt like an eternity.
>>75133915
kek
>>75134085
>>75134097
>>75134157
Funny how it's all americucks replying to this, I'm a Christian but sorry you guys can't keep your woman on a leash
>>75134336
wew lad, you don't even go to jail for trying to burn a cop alive here
>>75133844
If she does it whith me, k
>>75133844
Only if I get a court order forcing her to worship my cock for the rest of eternity.
>>75134376
t. western male
>>75134028
leaf, most aren't that bad.
>>75134085
>>75134097
>>75134157
>Islam is the only form of Traditional society
Top kaffir
>>75134191
she looks like a lunatic, why would you even be in relationship with her?
Well yeah, my woman is great. She is also the bread winner and I'm neet. Of course I would.
>>75133844
Depends on what she's accused of and if she deserved it.
If it was my wife and she was innocent, yes, easily.
Simplified prisoners dilemma, nothing more.
Depends on which one of my many bitches ya feel me mayne cuz I gots hoes
>>75134403
Only if you call yourself an antifascist and your parents are rich.
>charged with 16 years in prison
>charged
Since when is "16 years in prison" a crime you can be charged for?
>>75133844
Nope. Fuck that. Never going to jail again, especially for some stupid bitch.
>>75134336
Wtf you went to jail for that? Sick shit
Any american have more crazy stories about such sentences?
>once again women don't have to take responsibility for their actions
Nigga is you serious?
>>75134591
lel, do you remember when a band of niggers attacked the train in Grigny ?
They were all released the day after being arrested, not a single one was prosecuted.
Recently a 64 man was attacked in the RER by a dozen arabs who were smoking weed, he stabbed, and killed, one of them with a pocket knife (couteau suisse) in self defense and is the one going to jail.
The only way to go to jail here anymore is refusing to submit to ISIS
>>75134663
it's six days and riding any kind of automobile without a licence is a pretty big fucking deal.
I bet you he got a ticket and couldn't pay it
>>75133844
Does this include my wife who is the mother of my children?
Wouldn't hesitate
Girlfriend though, fuck her
>>75134634
>again
What did you do?
>>75134634
Shit is crazy. Allready 2 burgerposters here in this thread that went to jail.
Does everyone in the US go to jail at some point in their lives? Like is it seen as some sort of summer camp over there?
>>75133844
haha, jokes on you. they can't possibly put my waifu in jail
>>75134663
I killed my wife and a guy she was seeing and got away with it, but then I tried to steal an old football jersey I used to wear from some dude in Vegas so now I'm in jail for a few decades :/
>>75133844
'16 years in prison' is not a valid charge. Therefore case dismissed.
>>75134376
Sounds kinky
>>75134883
There's an American show where it's just cops arresting teens for like under age drinking and stuff it's so funny this guy was drunk walking home and he got arrested because he didn't have a ride home
>>75133844
yes. 3 months vs 16 years. 3 months isn't that bad.
>>75133977
t. Abu bakr
>>75134883
>Having a fight with my mother when I was 18
>She whacks me with a rolling pin
>I push her back when she gets up in my face and whacks me
>Tells me she'll get her Ex boyfriend to beat the shit out of me
>lmao what ever I'll play your game and call cops
>Woman cop and other cop shows up
>Guy cop talks to me while the lady cop talks to my mother
>They end up arresting me and making me sit in jail for 3 days
>Get out with no charges or record of it
I don't even know anymore
>>75134937
>in jail
>shitposting on /pol/
well, if you can't do the crime :^)
>>75133844
duh
>>75133844
My wafiu who is charged for nothing for 16 years? Easy.
Average slag who did commit a crime deserving of said sentence? Lol, No.
>>75135089
What a retard. All he had to do was start running.
A guy I knew got into an accident while drunk, hit a telephone pole, just fucking booked it. He ran almost 3 miles and was only a couple blocks away from his house when he got stopped. Didn't blow so he got charged with fleeing the scene of an accident. Meanwhile this other dude was passed the fuck out drunk in the back of the vehicle and woke up in a crashed car.
>>75135118
I'm a Christian, tell me where a woman needs to go. To the club to meet Jamal? Her girlfriends can come over
>>75135127
google the "Duluth model"
>only men can perpetrate domestic violence
>only women and children can be victims of domestic violence
>>75133915
fpbp
>>75135394
The point is walking on the street drunk is a crime there, if you can't get on a bus or cab home you're fucked you sleep at the bar
>>75134663
Well I did leave quite a few details.
The judge didn't think it'd be fair punishment to make my parents pay for my tickets since I was unable to pay for them myself. So he nullified the tickets and gave me 48 hours of community service. However, I failed to appear to because I have severe social anxiety and practically never leave the house. The cops came to my house that morning and put me in cuffs and brought me back before the same judge and he gave me 10 days in the county jail without bail. I got out in 6 days on good behavior.
Sage this shit...
>>75135481
>The point is walking on the street drunk is a crime there
Was he being particularly annoying? Or was he just minding his own clumsy ass business? Sounds really fucking vile.
>>75133977
I knew trudeau let in muslims, but I didn't think it would be this bad muhammed.
>>75135412
I know I saw a woman cop show up and I knew I was fucked
>>75135496
Oh it makes more sense. Similar situation here if you dont pay the tickets.
>>75135127
Thats fucked up anon.
>>75135141
hes talking about OJ you underaged summerfag
>>75133844
not if she did it.
if she's actually wrongly accused and convicted maybe but if not screw that
>>75135608
From what I saw he was standing outside the bar having a smoke or something, the cop went up to him and started talking to him and stuff and he's like oh I'm just waiting for my friend to pick me up and he called his friends phone but they didn't pick him up so the cop took him to jail for the night.
>>75135614
I'm a Christian!!
>>75133844
this is literally the niggery-ist meme I've ever seen
>>75135678
>summer
>implying I'm not a NEET who shitposts all year.
MALO
MALO
MALO
MALO
MALO
>>75134433
Oh that's a good one, put it in the ylyl thread.
>>75134458
It's one of those Pussy Riot bitches who go around starting trouble and overall being degenerate.
Here they are getting beat by Cossacks
https://youtu.be/eiw0fw_sJOk
>>75133994
I do
>>75133844
Trick question. This assumes I have a girlfriend
>>75135878
Is it a tulpa or an anime girl?
>>75133977
t. roosh V
>>75135978
IM A CHRISTIAN
>>75133994
>>75135496
Is this you
https://youtu.be/z8A85cl5w3s
>>75134433
You haven't been in many relationships have you anon
>>75133844
No, because women basically have to murder someone in cold blood, be caught with the murder weapon in their hand and say 'I'm glad I killed the bastard' when the police arrive to even get a custodial sentence in my country.
To have got a 16 year sentence she's obviously had to burn down a couple of orphanages with the kids still inside or something so she deserves it.
>>75134433
>mfw seeing NAWALT on /pol/
>>75134663
Not American but I got locked up for absolutely no reason a couple years back, was in my car waiting for a mate when cops randomly stopped by me and started interviewing me, apparently they thought I was drunk driving and had crashed my car because I was a little bit up the curb, told that cunt I was just waiting for a mate but he comes up with some bullshit about burnouts and smelling like alcohol, fucking shit cunts.
>>75135402
A woman needs to go as far away from you as possible.
>>75133844
I'm not signing nothing pigs
>>75134444
Quad Quads
I'll take the whole sixteen years
Please send me back inside.
>>75133844
no fuck you, 16 years must be for some serious shit, her murdering ass can rot.
>>75136616
So basically you were put in jail while being completely innocent?
Man that would fuck me up mentally I think to the point I would harm that officer after I got out. What did you do?
>>75133844
If my girl looks like
<----this
I would be serving twice her sentence if she was free
>>75133844
That largely depends on the crime.
>>75134883
>Does everyone in the US go to jail at some point in their lives?
It's like 50/50
>>75134433
WEW
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LAD
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>>75133844
Why yes, I would. After all, a RealMan™ steps up to the plate. I wouldn't blame her for cheating on me while I was locked up, after all a RealMan™ would understand how lonely she must be while I was doing time for her. And if she wound up pregnant? I would raise that beautiful child as my own. #StepUpToThePlate
Of course, a 90-day bid would probably cost me my job or even my home and posessions, but who cares? I am a RealMan™! I stay absolutely loyal while expecting no loyalty in return.
>>75133844
Western society is taking woman worshiping to incredible new levels.
Are men really expected to serve their girlfriend's/wives prison sentences now? I know young people think women are the superior gender, that men should serve women in every way, but damn, this is a new level of autism I didn't even think possible.
>>75133844
Never had a gf, but I would happily do it for one of my friends as long as they aren't in prison for doing something actually wrong.
>>75134433
Of course. If I had a girl.
>>75133844
Fuck no.
The worst case for her, she becomes some bull-dykes play toy.
90 days for me means she'll get fucking bored and 90% likely cheat on me and not say a fucking thing about it.
>>75133844
yes I would if it was guaranteed, and here's why:
90 days is nothing even close to 16 years. I'd do it for anybody. 16 years in prison is enough to completely destroy a person.
>>75134433
Found the kuk
>>75133844
Well 16 years, she would have done something bad, the bitch got what she deserved. Did you find this on reddit? because it sure looks like some whiteknight posted it.
The scary thing is this will probably be law someday
>>75136616
Sup James
>>75140903
so is 90 days if you get killed faggot
>>75140903
>I'd do it for anybody.
another fag who wasn't hugged enough as a kid
>>75141331
>this will probably be law someday
Do you not understand that your woman could do murder hits for you and you could get out within a year by this logic because "life" in prison for murder is really not your whole life, its more like 40-50 years+ if you can get parole
>>75133844
If I was sentenced to serve in a female prison? SURE!
>>75133844
How about serving 90 days and getting a mere 10k dollars? I bet most of you would crying by the end of the week.
>>75141750
Sure but the most likely scenario is that the woman would never live by the law again and youd be locked up more times than a monopoly dog
>>75141839
>I bet most of you would crying by the end of the week
Most people cry when they go to jail the first time, even tough guys, though everyone denies it
>>75134883
For black people, yeah. I'm white and I don't actually know anyone who's ever been in jail.
>>75137954
Actually 0.7% and most of those black.
>>75133915
Fpbp
>>75134433
Kek'd and checked
>with your gf
Never going back desu
Fuckers I dindu nuffin either, at least they paid me compensation
If she did something that earned 16 years, she serves them.
>>75133977
What the fuck is up with all these idiots on /pol/ who think marriage is a good idea when you aren't a bum
Oh right you're all NEET losers
>>75133844
TЮPЬMA HE ХУЙ CAДИCЬ HE БOЙCЯ
>>75133844
I dont date felons
consider that a break up
>>75134883
I got a DUI a couple years ago in college being a fucking retard thinking I was sober enough to drive (with my frontal cortex being disabled). There are like 500-1000 DUI arrests in any major college town in any given year. I went to jail for about 8 hours but served no time because it was a checkpoint stop, no crash or injuries. Funny thing is, I had the absolute best breakfast burrito I've ever had when they served breakfast. "Jail" here is an absolute joke. There was even a TV in my cell: I watched a replay of some playoff NBA game.
>>75133844
Depends the charges, but most probably no.
>>75141621
I'm not the kind of person that makes enemies. I won't discount it as a possibility but as a gambling man I'm willing to take the chance.
>>75141710
or maybe I believe in paying it forward, or maybe it's both. Maybe the lack of compassion in the world is why we are where we are today.
Unless they're going away for 16 years over pedophilia or something, I don't want those kinds of people out and about. People like that is why rope is the most useful.
>>75133994
I'm married
my wife goes here too.
>>75133915
fpbp
>>75133844
>women
>getting a 16 year prison sentence
she's either a serial killer or a fat chick if her pussypass didn't save her
>>75133977
REMOVE KEBAB
>>75134028
>A.........FUCKING..............LEAF
>>75133977
REMOVE KEBAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
>>75136616
Fucking James
>>75133844
What if the girl is actually your daughter?
>>75134376
>Funny how it's all americucks replying to this, I'm a Christian but sorry you guys can't keep your woman on a leash
>Leaf
Not when she's holding the leash.
>>75133844
Suicide before I spend more than a drunk night in the lock up
>>75133844
They don't sentence you to 16 years for nothing. That shit must be something like second degree murder or child molesting, in which case my spouse is a murderer/sex offender instead of whom I won't serve a single day.
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
>>75134883
0.716%
Highest in the world
I think like less than half actually get sentenced
You can probably guess why we have such high rates
