You're walking and Obama and his team approach you, he wants to shake your hand.
What do you say?
>>75129927
I-it's an honor to meet you President Obama, heh...heh.
>>75129927
Literally everyone here would smile meekly and shake his hand (wimpily).
Because literally everyone here but me is a fucking pussy bitch.
>>75129927
Y-you too
>>75129927
Heh, nothin personal
*teleports away*
>>75129927
Shake this, nigger!
>>75130962
what would you do anon?
I do pic related
>>75129927
I would ask him what he thinks of making a drone with a dial on it that included the option of "Yemen family wedding" and a paint scheme with his head on the nose, and a nobel peace prize livery.
>>75129927
I keep walking
>>75131153
Fuck yo mum nigga
>>75131153
Smile meekly and shake his hand. He's grandstanding on 4chan, he's not a badass.
Smiling like a normal fucking person and shaking his hand is actually the right answer, though. Like or dislike his policies, he's not a nazi. Showing a little respect for the highest elected office in the land doesn't imply you agree with what he's done, it just means you're not a fucking autist.
anyone got that gif of dave chappelle walking through the club pushing away that bitch out the way with his hand on her face. id do that.
I say your lucky I don't fuck your little nigger girls in their dirty rose watered assholes, nigger.
>>75131529
what's wrong with nigger girls?
I'd say sup muh nigga? How's the pham?
>>75129927
say "i knew all those hours of endless fapping to 2d would pay off one day..." and extend my hand
>>75131693
Their hair and feet are disgusting.
Obama, i'm CIA.
>>75131693
Bestiality is wrong, Bong
>>75129927
He's an elected president, even if you dont respect the man, you have to respect the title
Just wash your hands afterward
>>75129927
Turn 360° and offer him a beej
>>75129927
"No"
>Do a 360 and walk away
>>75131693
Just about everything about them is nasty. The smell, face, teeth, hair, attitude, weight, and much more
Ask him if he wants to continue this discussion over some KFC.
>>75131439
You're a cuck faggot. Fuck Obama the warmonger. I dont have to respect that nigger piece of shit and if I ever see him, I'll tell him that I despise him. Fucking volcano nigger.
>>75131791
>not liking chocolate feet
>being homosexual
>>75129927
I'd get on the floor and bow to him.
>>75129927
Tell him he stinks.
>>75132593
I bet you'd sweat
>>75129927
Many people are stupid, and history will validate your actions.
>>75132593
"F-fuck you n-nigger! I despise you and your policies!"
Big guy
>>75132637
Fucking chocolate feet gtfo my board you disgusting nigger loving piece of shit
Show me a picture of your "wife" pregnant with or holding one of her two children in the hospital or as new borns, you swarmy looking blue gummed socialist Muslim nigger monkey.
>>75133141
>muh stormfront
>>75129927
>psst hey, you know about international banking cabals
>can you get me in one? I'm 1/156 Jewish
>>75133292
I am going to find you. Then I am going to kill you.
>>75132847
Obama's the sweater. Have you seen the guy?
Shake his hand.
Disagreeing with him doesn't mean you should act like a nigger and forgo common courtesy. That's what separates us from leftist hyneas
>>75133548
>displaying courtesy to a literal traitor to the states and the constitution
>>75129927
"Sup bro" and shake his hands because I'm not a turbo aspie.
>>75133710
so sperging out is the right way?
>>75133771
No, shooting or hanging them is usually the correct decision.
>>75129927
What you collecting handshakes for?
Listen to his attempt to answer.
walk away disinterested.
> Self important cunt
I would literally cause his head to explode with my mind powers.
>>75133771
Lol, defending and upholding honor is now sperging out to britcucks. This is why your country is a caliphate now, faggot.
>>75133810
>anxious anon goes to pull out gun
>pulls out spaghetti
>slips over and cries
>>75133810
You're just being edgy. We all know you'd stutter and shake his hand and act respectful, then shitpost on /pol/ about how the nigger touched you.
>>75129927
Why did you have such a strong stance against Ghaddafi with heavy intervention but such a weak one when it came to ISIS taking over half of Iraq?
>>75133931
no, you can get across everything necessary to him through conversation, not shouting and lunacy
>>75134012
Nice projection, cuck.
>>75134095
Who said anything about shouting or lunacy, Ahmed?
>>75134136
I'd say 95% of /pol/ would be anxious around him
ITT : anons getting beaten up by secret service.
>seriously just shake his hand and ask if he wants to get something to eat to discuss the situation... Like Civilized Men.
>>75134217
I'd say about 95% of your asshole has been full of cock.
>>75134012
what if I told him "up yours nigger"
Good job Mr. President. The only thing I did not like is Obama care.
>>75134177
a little courtesy wouldn't hurt, he won't listen to you at all if you just say everything straight up
>>75134286
Presidents and FORMER Presidents get secret service protection for life.
>You'd get your ass kicked.
>>75134317
I know he wouldn't listen, so why would I talk to that piece of shit at all?
>>75134285
I'm doubling you. Ahmed seems to like his shitskin bro.
Give him the telling look that I'm very dissatisfied but I will show respect for his position
>>75131153
Gangsta shit u punk ass bitch
>>75134422
I don't, I'm just saying acting embarrassing won't get anything done
>>75134382
Because the Hypothetical situation suggests you have been approached by him for business and you can both make money and or get some situation sorted out he has to listen to you because he wants something.
>he has to listen to you after all he approached you not the other way around.
>>75134353
It's legal nigger
>YOUR THE HERO OF THE GOYUM!
>THIS IS TRULY AN HONOUR
>>75129927
>>75134550
>You're walking and Obama and his team approach you
>the Hypothetical situation suggests you have been approached by him for business and you can both make money and or get some situation sorted out he has to listen to you because he wants something.
Literally fucking where did you get this idea?
>>75129927
I shake his hand, snap a selfie, and parade it on social media so all my lefty friends think more highly of me.
>>75134620
you bender
>>75134555
So is the President black bagging you.
>>75134616
Its common amongst civilized people.
>>75134550
>obama making random business deals with citizens
is this how they do your politics over there in prison island?
>>75134721
Stfu port Arthur fuck ass we can do that here
>>75134721
>prison island
>civilized people
>>75134758
Oh, sorry I am not a Pleb, Sorry for your situation.
>>75134773
So can we ? Remind me to deport prepbull back to Israel next year.
>>75134783
You are aware that the """CONVICTS""" they sent over where the royal family and aristocrats yeah?
>Forgetting we used to kill violent criminals.
>>75134877
No you cannot.
>>75134877
I don't think you know what you're talking about mang
>>75134773
Porth arthur? Fuck port arthur.
>>75134936
It was founded by King George V by royal proclamation on 17 July 1917, when he changed the name of the British Royal Family from the German Saxe-Coburg and Gotha (a branch of the House of Wettin) to the English Windsor, due primarily to the anti-German sentiment in the British Empire during World War I.
Mike Hastings, an Australian forklift driver often called the “rightful heir” to the British throne, died June 30 in Jerilderie, Australia. Hastings was 71. His full name and title was Michael Edward Abney-Hastings, the 14th Earl of Loudoun.
>>75135003
WAZ
>>75135022
unlike the nigs we are bringing it back.
>>75129927
Shake his hand
We dont hate niggers in Turkey
>>75129927
Shake his hand and follow up with:
Please put the country before your legacy, Mister President.
>>75135075
EARLS AN SHIET
I call him for what he is a child killing Kenyan Muslim then swiftly knock out all his men and parkour tf out of there
>>75135098
you can go back to the plantation.
>>75129927
Hello, Mr. President, great to meet you!
>>75135168
You can't leave yours.
>>75135003
>forklift driver
I'd shake his hand because he's still the president.
Then I'd go home and wash them profusely like I do after shaking hands with any black person.
>>75135098
have to admit I kek'd
>>75135215
Hahaha nice one. Take that kangaroo fag
>>75135219
He chose to do that he could have lived like a King but chose a Modest Life.
>wasn't forced on him mate.
>>75135215
>>75135258
Where did you get that Idea?
>Are you okay, anon? You're shaking.
>>75135344
Because the entire landmass is a plantation, was my line of thinking.
>>75135365
y-y-you FUCKING NIGGER!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP a-and GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
>>75135365
I-I-Im F-f-fine M-mr P-president.
>>75135418
I wish, most of its like Fallout.
>>75135344
Stupid abbo learn your history
>>75129927
Death stare. Keep walking.
>>75135507
and emus are the equivalent of deathclaws?
>>75129927
Secret service would take one look at me and tell him to move along.
In an alternate reality, where secret service wouldn't do that, I'd detonate my ISIS jacket.
>>75131439
>Like or dislike his policies, he's not a nazi
He's worse.
>Showing a little respect for the highest elected office in the land
He occupies the office, but he's not my President.
>>75135549
I have, Cultural Marxists are sitting on the British Throne running a Pedoring.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Windsor
>>75129927
Fuck off.
Fuck off you tyrannical cunt.
>>75135660
who's your president then?
Turn my back
>>75135601
Nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8teuKbQmlps
Emus are more like Raiders or commies.
>>75132029
Why should anyone else respect the title when he himself doesn't?
>>75129927
Fuck off Nigger.
>>75129927
>be me
>walking down DC sidewalk
>obama and the rest of his crew walk up to me
>"uhhh.... hello my fellow american, it uhhh would be an honor to shake a fellow amrican hand"
>see a single drop of sweat come out from under his chin
>"it must be warm in that suit .... mr president"
>"uhhhh yes it is"
>he extends his hand to shake mine
>raise my hand
>quickly point to something down the street
>"oh my god is that a person making none taxable money?"
>secret service quickly turn to look
>tackle obama
>pull off his obvious rubber mask
>reveal his turban and long black beard
>tear off his suit
>full mudslime attire
>carrying quran with decals of american flag and bible burning
>"I FUCKEN KNEW IT"
>trump walks up behind me
>"my boy, you've done a great service to our country, how would you like to be my VP?"
>shit gold bricks
>MAGA
>>75129927
Shake his hand and tell him "Good to meet you, Mr. President."
I wasn't raised to be a petty bitch. Like >>75132029 said, you respect the title, not the man.
>>75131358
Pay yo debts nigga
>>75136507
>not being petty
>2016
