Things Aussies say:
>Oi mate, if you're crackin' a fat like that just shove your willy up me kid shitter
Things Aussies eat:
>Fairy bread
People Aussies vote for:
>Malcolm Prepbull
>>75113267
We're already awake you ignorant fuck
>plays with stingrays
in on this
>>75113267
No one voted for Malcolm Turnbull
>>75113267
Don't make fun of Aussies, faggot. That is the worst, unwisest decision you could possibly ever make.
You're just asking to be anally fucked hard by shitposts.
>>75113267
>things aussies are
white
>>75113267
are Aussies white?
Aussies are probably my favorite posters. They seem pretty cool and reasonable with a no bullshit attitude. Most of them are racist as fuck which is great. Also very clever bunch of dirty boys
>>75113267
We are already awake you retarded American. It's like 11 am.
>>75113912
This. Only faggots don't like Straya cunts
>>75113927
>not sleeping in till noon
lmao wagecucks
>>75113912
I saw a thread a couple nights back (where I got the OP image from, where it was confirmed that Aussies all have "dirty boy" fetishes like footjobs, spitting in mouths, ass licking, watersports, etc.
Made sense tbqh
>>75113739
Do I smell a proxy?
>>75113267
It's even worse, we didn't vote for Malcolm. The liberal party over threw the leader we voted for due to him losing so much popularity for the party. We voted in the complete fucking tard that is Tony Abbott
its 11am
>>75114052
>not waking up extra early to watch the sunset rise, making a nice breakfast and heading off to the job you always wanted to do as a child
Heh, m8.
>>75114183
Nah, I'm just an American Australiophile.
M-move along, goy.
>>75114296
why are australian girls such whores on steam?
>>75114390
hey fiji your water is over priced as fuck fuck you nerd
>>75114390
Not surprised you can't think for yourself, fucking coconut..
>>75114390
You say that like it's a bad thing. Don't you underages just go to streams to see girls with their tits out?
>>75114332
>sunset rise
Kek
>>75114390
all women on steam are whores
its not new
>Sleeping
No way cunt I'm too busy balls deep in ya dads dickhole
>>75114642
Shhhh.
This is now a NEET australian thread.
What are your plans for today bros?
I've already worked out, think I'm just gonna sit around and post on 4chan for the rest of the day.
>>75113267
92% white
Anti-refugee policy
T. Feels Goodman
>>75113267
You are mentally ill.
>>75114337
AUSTRALIOPHILE AY?
Australia is a wonderful country, there aren't even that many spiders here
>>75113927
11 am tomorrow. It's like you're from the fuckin future or something.
>>75114763
The under 25 population would be closer to 60%, I reckon
>>75113267
nah m8, you just cant stand the banter, I dont even think you could comprehend what it is to do a maccas run to recover from a good pissup after some hard yakka, or what it is to have a technicolour yawn after a sly bulls-eye floater smothered in dead horse.
Why I bet you fucking yanks havent even gone walkabout for some sly-grog after the 6 o'clock swill runs dry of the amber, let alone what it is to only pretend to give a shit about aerial ping pong while the ankle biters are around.
Some day you're going to bottle the blood's worth of a bloke who got up in a blue while sitting around the bush telly spinning a yarn about some bunyip around the back of bourke (that's near wup-wup for you yankees), but until then you're not even within a cooee of the big smoke, let alone seeing a true blue, rough and tumble aussie battler at work.
>>75113267
>tfw no cute australian gf with adorable aussie accent to cuddle with and make out
why live?
>>75114857
Yeah, where's your time machine America? Slacking behind Australia in terms of technology still?
>>75114796
t. spider posting thru a proxy
>>75114984
I guarantee that accent would grate like fingernails on a chalkboard after like 2 weeks.
>>75114795
Yup. I'd betray my country for yours anyday, bub.
>>75114946
what? What is wup-wup?
>>75113267
Success breeds jealousy hey yanks?
>>75114909
>I reckon
Typical lefty using his feels.
>>75114763
>working out
>neet
Pick one.
>>75115142
woop woop
>>75113267
He's cute
>>75114721
Shitpost on 4chan, play some games and maybe jerk off.
>>75114984
Most birds here are fucked to be honest mate they are just like any other chicks - ignorantly liberal while knowing nothing about politics, pretty much just adult sized babies who might give you a decent root if you're lucky
>>75114721
Getting bored of anime and vidya, going to learn something today.
>>75114946
>nah m8, you just cant stand the banter, I dont even think you could comprehend what it is to do a maccas run to recover from a good pissup after some hard yakka, or what it is to have a technicolour yawn after a sly bulls-eye floater smothered in dead horse.
>Why I bet you fucking yanks havent even gone walkabout for some sly-grog after the 6 o'clock swill runs dry of the amber, let alone what it is to only pretend to give a shit about aerial ping pong while the ankle biters are around.
BTDT. When's smoko?
>>75114721
Go to gym, go to work for a couple of hours and have a half-day, come home and play overwatch into the wee hours of the night and tommorow, based Friday RDO
>>75115142
It's out near bumfuck
>>75114946
English?
>Australia
Not even once
>>75114721
>Straya NEET
Oi boy ya gonna hit up CentreLink later n' get fuckin' pissed or what, mate? We's gonna dingo roo with the blue scadoo so you can too, ya cunt.
>>75114332
Professional wobble board player?
>>75116062
Is that blake cottrell?
>>75115858
Tourist spotted
>>75115858
U wot m8, stop carrying on like a pork chop because I ain't to fuck spiders ya drongo. You cobbas always yakkin the true blue yarn as if you were doing doeys in ya commo whilst slaughtered from the slabba gold last night at the watering hole round the backa manaka like cunts fucked. Chucka u-ey to dodge the coppaz coz ya rego's carked it ands now useless as tits on a bull, not to mention you're a derro with trakkie dacks on and if it turns out really are waiting for a mate the coppaz not gonna have a bar of it.
>>75116183
Wot cunt?
>>75114946
Australians talk like English people did in 1800.
>>75116329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqQb05VNW7g
>>75116593
English talk like Pakistanis did in 1990
fairy bread looks pretty tasty tbqh
>>75116512
Oi said give us ya loighter, cunt.
>>75114147
Dont you like having fun whilst having a root cunt?
You're probably one of those boring cunts that likes to talk about his day while he passively fucks.
Or even worse patiently listen while she talks shit about hers.
>>75114147
Nothing wrong with a bit of A2M mate.
>>75116062
>can't spell cunt
He or the Book must be from Tasmania
I found out that they sell Tim Tams here. Double coated is the best.
>>75117133
Salted caramel is you maple faced cunt
>>75117133
i found out that youre my kid
>>75117257
>75116700
Get fucked cunt, salted caramel a shit. Even Red Velvet is better.
>>75116700
Abos are the intellectuals of Australasia.
>>75117257
How're you doing, Australia?
>>75117293
What's up, New Zealand?
>>75117393
Devilish :*)
>>75114517
>proving you're a retarded americuck
try harder to get my attention with your edginess
>>75114600
it was a rhetorical question/bait. you'd have picked it up if you didn't have to comprehension skills of a prepubescent schoolgirl. i don't even have steam kek
>>75114610
>underage
>"sunset rise"
>tfw living in a house of girls
>ask one of them to help me clean up yesterday because we had a person coming around to check out a vacant room
>she's like yeah yeah ill do it
>i start vacuuming house, takes me literally 5 minutes to vacuum the whole house
>clean whole kitchen, takes 5 minutes
>meanwhile she just sits there on her phone
>im like 'can you start helping me clean up now?'
>she blows up and is like 'im not gonna fucking help if you keep nagging me! i already cleaned up like 2 weeks ago i always do it'
>she literally does nothing
>gets heaps fucking pissed off just because i asked her to clean up
>hasnt talked to me in like 3 days
I've opened a can of worms here lads. Living with women is absolute hell.
>>75113267
>Implying Australian shitposters even sleep
Australians are the best posters here, they make it so the syrup niggers don't ruin this board even more
>>75117293
Bruce? Is that you?
>>75117671
Nah m8, that's darren, bruce is chucking a sickie
>>75114721
drink VB and get bit by a venomous animal? :-D
>>75117654
You deserve better, dude. Just give her the root 'n boot.
>>75116693
>keep your cockatoo cool
Sad he's a pedo now.
>>75117621
Ever heard of shitposting, coconut? If you don't learn to pick up on it soon you're going to be the play toy of Australia.
>>75113267
We're already awake dickhead it's 12 bongs in the arvo
>>75117785
Mate, Bruce is a fuckin' sick cunt, aye
>>75117811
She's not my girlfriend. Just some psycho cunt I'm unfortunately living with.
Girls are so fucked to live with, they literally only care about shit when it directly affects them
Hooray...
It's Sorry Day!
>>75117906
>implying im not shitposting now
you fucking dingo riding, didgeridoo jelqing anzac cookie
>>75118092
Well son, at least you're not putting your dick in crazy. Good on ya.
I hear ya, not to mention most of them are fucking slobs. Sharing a bathroom with a woman is fucking gross too.
>>75118178
As the God of Shitposting, I can confirm you are in fact NOT shitposting. You're just a triggered coconut fucker with a penchant for scamming shitskins with your overpriced water.
>>75118163
Is it time to glass ethnics?
>>75113267
The only Aussie who was ever worth two farts is Kevin Bloody Wilson, the rest of you yobbos can sod right off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwBR0qwHZBA
>>75118033
Do us all a favor mate, and don't leave Didjabringabeeralong or wherever the fuck you're from.
>>75118163
Fuck no it isn't.
>>75118067
Nah, bruce is a bit of a dogger, I've seen him licked by your mate justin. Then again bruce was right proper munted then so I guess that dosen't say much.
>>75116481
The wifi you are enjoying in your cuck shed was invented by us Sven
>>75118407
Mate I've seen Justin king hit some bloke so hard he was out cold for 10 seconds. Fair dinkum.
>>75118511
Yeah, he can blue a bloke all right, pity he doesnt know how to put out a fire.
>>75113927
I'm not normally awake till after noon yah wallycracka
I think your accent is obnoxious but your whole culture seems hilarious and absurd.
You do provide me with premium keks on /pol/ though
>>75118336
Cunt you can't even say Va Joy Nah, so you and your opinion can fuck off.
>I've seen his daughters tits. They're OK.
>>75117654
Get gay guys in, they will even do your laundry if you flirt with them adequately
>>75118511
We had a bloody ripper with that hard cunt last arvo. He even glassed some wog cunt
>>75115723
>RDO
that word triggers me
from when i used to work at Crown
worst days of my life
>>75118259
>replies to bait
>"but i was shitposting"
time to get off that emu, jackaroo
>scamming shitskins
i live to exploit consumer culture and retards like you who actually buy this shit. problem?
>>75113808
Why would you post a photo of a mexican? If youre gonna shitpost at least post an abo
>>75119080
>teehee 'twas just bait, I wasn't being retarded
Why did I expect more from a country like Fiji?
>>75114946
mate im not here to fuck spiders, stop beating around the bush and spit it out
>>75119170
he's probably Mexican himself
Mexicans always try and shill for hispanics on this board and irl
>>75119197
>still replying
next time i see you post im doing a 360 and walking away
This been posted yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
>>75119197
Don't insult the man, he'd make a proud bathroom janitor when he decides to move to a 1st world country some day
>>75119440
Do a 360 and enter the afterlife.
>>75119015
Haha fark me dead, good on the cunt. I remember one time me and the boys were out with him in the Cross and he started mouthin' off about lebs 'n that, almost got us all bashed ay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
Australia and South Korea are the only true friends America has. They're the only cunts who came to Vietnam with us and still wanted to be friends when the shitfuck was over.
>>75119440
rare
>>75119671
>proving you're this new
>>75113912
i don't know about clever, maybe just a little sly
>>75114002
not going to lie i used to not like them until canadians literally made me sick to my stomach for like 3 months now
>>75114289
How many Pms have you had in the last 4years
My count K. Rudd, Gillard, Cpt call abbot and pittbull. Who am I missing
>>75119737
>:DeeDeeDee ya cunt
>>75113267
I like Aussies you fat cunt
>>75119804
>using a proxy that isn't even rare
Get gud.
>>75113267
I woke up 7 hours ago you fucking retard. Just kill yourself already.
Does anyone have the post/comic of an australian soldier calling a US general a cunt?
>>75119170
>(You)
I was making fun of America. Guess my shitposting needs work.
>>75114390
>Steam
>Women
Hooo boy, aren't you in for a shock.
Australians will save the white race.
>>75120154
Yeah by rooting ya mum
>>75119804
>obvious newshit calling other people new
Oh my god it just gets better and better each time I reply.
>>75113267
>Malcolm Prepbull
>>75114984
Trust me, the accent fucking sucks.
>>75118908
Have a go ya mug I can teach your sheila what her fanny in a dozen languages, straya cunt just isn't the sexiest of them.
>>75119858
Ruddy been pm twice within that time too (or maybe within 5 years). the second time he was only pm for like 2-3 months
>>75119709
Mate, the ethnics at the cross are shitters. We told the cunts to rack off. Justin got his compo, so we're gonna fetch some stubbies.
>>75120444
Broom?
I'm an American currently fucking an Australian. AMA
>>75114332
Don't forget your raw toast.
>>75120495
How big's his dick?
>>75120495
Is her pussy upside down?
>>75117654
>heaps pissed off
I love this shit. My friend's cousin from NSW came over during summer and everything was "heaps". It's like the oz version of "as".
Big as // Heaps big.
>>75120495
Is she a bushpig?
>>75120114
>friends with over 20 of them on jewbook
>lets skype
>got wins
>>75120308
>still proving your newfagness
>>75120624
Yuuuuuuuuge.
>>75120540
>▶
Shitposting Professional detected
>>75120904
Prove it
Why are there no eurocucks in here??
>>75117654
She's just shy. She just wanted you to put her in her place.
>>75120495
pretty big and remarkably straight.
>>75120231
Kek. That's exactly why.
>>75121077
Bantz for Anglos only.
>>75118163
>3KB
How long did that take to upload?
>>75113267
If I fap to this, am I a degenerate?
>>75121077
This thread has a minimum BMI of 45, not many non-Anglos qualify.
>>75121471
Shots fired.
>>75121471
Wouldn't y'alls go up with all the black dick you're taking?
>>75121471
Get a load of this pooftah cunt. Mate, you're population is skinny due to all the malnourished shit skins and niggers that you're importing.
>>75116700
UK BTFO forever. No recovery, no suicide watch. It's over.
>>75121471
t. Muhammad al goatfucker
>>75121471
Dont forget not being culturally diverse enough
t. Abdul "Tracy" Samuelsdottir
>>75121712
>>75121831
>>75121862
who else /liberal democrats/ here
My neighbors as a kid were Australians
They called me poof (didn't know what it meant until I went on 4chan) and tricked me into embarrassing myself constantly with promises of friendship if I did them
>>75114390
THE TRUMAN SHOW
>>75121471
>mfw I think the chart shows an average BMI of about 25, huh that's not bad at all
>mfw I read the key properly
>>75113267
Are Aussies really packing heat like that???
>>75122443
It is also 7 years old, so it has likely increased.
>>75122368
>>75122605
F I J I
I
J
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how's that chinese influence coming?
>>75113267
Australia, for the most part, can be a bit shit.
The potential of what she could be though, is why we love her.
>>75122681
中国有什么影响?
>>75113267
I never understood why Burgers make fun of fairy bread. It seems like something you guys would love.
>>75120624
Fuck even their english is based
>>75120489
Strayacunt for 'vroom'
Still doesn't make a lot of sense I know. What do you expect out of a strayan slag? She's the direct descendant of a bunch of british convicts, here IQ is about 80, and she never has to do more than smile and wiggle her butt to get some stupid cunt to buy her another beer.
>>75122717
It's bloody expensive and somewhat hard to find a job, but the bush and the beaches are supreme. I'd move back in a heartbeat, but you're full already.
You guys haven't reached the cucking levels that we're at yet... except maybe in Melbourne.
>>75122196
>They called me poof (didn't know what it meant until I went on 4chan) and tricked me into embarrassing myself constantly with promises of friendship if I did them
fucking hell m8 my sides
>>75123314
I saw an article the other day that suggested it was going to become one of the food trends of 2016.
>>75123662
I guess sugar on bread doesn't make sense to an Amerifat unless that bread is formed into a thick donut shape and deep fried in oil before the sugar is added.
>>75121471
This is legit because of Islanders and Maoris.
Can any Aussies tell me about Brisbane? Likely going to be there for 2 years.
>>75114390
And knee jerks as well.
>>75124002
It's okay.
Everything closes too early, very humid in summer and they follow the wrong code of football but not so bad.
>>75115596
>all your post
So fucking true.
