Prove to me that I'm not the only person that exists.
>>75112959
you're not even a person
>>75113082
This. Canadians aren't people
B. Richard Nixon
>>75112959
The answer is B.
i can't because life is a simulation and we're watching you
>>75112959
Do you think this is all a computer program anon? if so than it's almost certain that this computer program is intelligent enough to warrant being called sentient, and thus may be of sufficient complexity to have a consciousness. Thus you are not the only "person" alive if you define a person as a consciousness.
>>75113353
Holy fucking RARE batman.
>>75112959
Sport shoes ready.
You don't exist, only I exist. Everyone else in the world are just NPC's the only reason this thread was created is my subconscious trying to fool me into thinking their are other people in this universe, which is clearly incorrect as I am the only being alive with a conscience everyone else is just a prop almost like salad dressing.
I am the main character of this world. Everyone else is just a figment of imagination.
>>75113353
ABSOLUTELY RARE
>>75112959
Solipsism is edgy as fuck.
>>75112959
Sock it to meeee?
None of you have souls, you don't even exist as independent entities. You're like characters in a story or a dream. You should all just be my slaves, really.
>>75112959
Is who wants to be a millionaire just a game of luck?
I mean, there's 33.34% chance of being right unless the person happens to know the right answer, and lifelines can only get you so far into the game.
Let's say there are 15 questions with 4 choices each. Let's also say there are 3 lifelines: call-a-friend, 50-50, and ask-the-audience.
For each of the 15 questions, there is only 1 correct answer, and 3 incorrect answers, so immediately your chances are 1/3 = 33.34%. You can use each lifeline once. Using phone-a-friend, let's say gives you a 95% chance the person you call is correct. So 1 question is 95%. Similarly, we can say ask-the-audience gives you a 95% chance. Finally, 50-50 will remove 2 wrong answers, so you have 1 right answer and 1 wrong answer, so you basically know the answer. To recap:
Question 1: 33.34%
Question 2: 33.34%
Question 3: 33.34%
Question 4: 95% <--- ask-the-audience
Question 5: 33.34%
Question 6: 33.34%
Question 7: 33.34%
Question 8: 33.34%
Question 9: 95% <--- phone-a-friend
Question 10: 33.34%
Question 11: 33.34%
Question 12: 33.34%
Question 13: 33.34%
Question 14: 33.34%
Question 15: 100% <--- 50-50
Total: 690.08%
Divided by 15 questions = 46.00%
So basically, it's more a less a game of chance, but more than half the people on the show will lose, so it's not very fair. That show is making tons of money off of people.
Mangled feet have been turning up all over Canada and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a gun, and still nobody has a clue who the creepy killer is.
Sir Casper Lakeman is a hairy and admirable teacher with a fondness for comedy. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the spiteful killer.
When his grandson, Gary Snozcumber, is kidnapped, Sir Lakeman finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a tattered guillotine.
He enlists the help of a lovable actor called Boris Russell.
Can Russell help Lakeman overcome his coffee addiction and find the answers before the snotty killer and his deadly gun strike again?
Wait a minute this is all just a thread to fool me into thinking there are other people in the world and im not running this shit
>>75113849
I know you're trolling but people who are bad as bad at stats as you should be castrated.
>>75113849
Wow. Its 1/4 idiot. One right choice divided by all choices.
>>75113542
Nope. You're wrong. I'm the only person that exists. Because I said so that makes it true obviously. If you think you are the only person it's because I made you think that way.
>>75112959
This is a dumb question.
>>75114021
>as bad at*
>>75113353
RARE
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>>75113849
> autism
>>75112959
Sock it to me?
>>75112959
Isn't this the guy that won the game and the only lifeline he used was "phone a friend" on the last question to call his dad to inform him that he won?
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>>75114253
yes and also the 1st million dollar winner ever on that show, too.
>>75114059
You only say this to doubt my own existence but I am fully aware of my existence. You are just an anonymous poster supposedly from Canada but in actuality you are nothing more than a momentary relapse in judgement. When I go to sleep tonight I know for a fact I'll wake up on a morning although, for yourself now that I cease to concentrate on your existence while waking up and going through my daily routine you will vanish from this universe.
>>75113849
I'm almost certain you're joking, but there's something about your post that makes it believable.
>>75113849
Thats not how math works fuck face
>>75113849
You forgot the part where even a single wrong answer eliminates you
>>75114700
But why we know that feel?
Prove to me that if I kill myself I'll actually die.
Yeah didn't think so.
>>75112959
What's your criteria of proof?
>>75115244
Only one way to find out
>>75114253
>>75114442
First winner. I think he was IRS too.
>>75113849
Holy fuck you're autistic as shit
