Kuffar, you have three options: convert to Islam, pay the Jizya or face the sword.
What do you choose?
I bring my own sword
>implying I'm not itching for the opportunity to kill some sandniggers
>>75104630
Is that a Katana in the picture?
Don't they have their own type of swords?
>>75104630
FACE THIS
*shoves uncircumcised dick in your mouth*
>>75104630
*warps behind swine using divine powers*
Psssh... Deus vult, infidel.
>>75104630
Shoot them because I have the right to bear arms unlike you cunts
>>75104630
Wouldn't hurt me. I'm protected by a force field of God's love
>>75104630
Are they standing right in front of me? Pay the jizya I guess
>>75104630
Fucking ninjas, they even have a katana.
>>75104630
convert and start a harem
>>75105490
*unsheathes scimitar*
*teleports in front of you and circumcises you*
Heh... Keep the tip
>>75104630
>pay the Jizya
there is no such thing in ISIS
>>75104630
I'll pay the Jizya *unzips dick*
well guess i'm a #allahmissillah now
>>75104630
How much is the Jizzya?
>>75104630
I'll pay the Jizya. I'm Jewish, so I have plenty of money.
>>75105879
About 2 table spoons
>>75104852
>>75105133
>>75105490
>still living on the crusudaer fantasies
where are your crusades today, ya kuffar? you nearly got rekt the last time, this time to finally taste some defeat.
takbir!!
>>75105091
>yfw even islam is infiltrated by weeaboos
Offer to become a suicide bomber and convert to islam.
then just before they send me off, detonate the bomb in their presence to kill as many ISIS as possible.
Praise jesus, boom!
>>75104630
Convert obviously. I will follow their imaginary god if it means not being a slave.
convert pay the taxes and be good boy
Russians have killed 28,000 terrorists in Syria, nearly 1/3 of every jihadi in the country.
https://www.rt.com/news/344214-russia-killed-isis-militants/
>>75106145
>source is rt.com
hahahahhahahahahaha
>>75104630
convert, declare them as infidels, kill them and take the woman as sex slave
>>75104630
I'll take the sword.
>>75105929
Hahahahahaha. Inbred fucks think they can actually fight.
Every single one of you shitskins iv'e fought i have kicked the shit out of. Your bones snap easily and you cry like children beneath a real human.
I am just waiting for the sign, god help you when it is time. You are going to need it.
My ancestors fought against your cancerous pedophile cult you call Islam. I would rather die and convert to being a Muslim. I'm willing to kill and remove the kebab off the face of the Earth.
>>75104630
wipe my ass with the quran.
>>75106326
Rather than*
Face the sword my own way.
Fight them dangerously and die the most painful death to show my absolute determination to reserve my rights. My land is a recognised cornerstone of the Earth, I reserve my right to sit undisturbed by some fucking Muslim.
>>75105879
afaik 1:40 of your annual income.
>>75106399
nuke belt when?
>>75105929
Faggot
the only areas you can dominate are middle of bum fuck nowhere desert shit holes
want to see the effects of crusader fantasies?
Wasnt the civillian death count for muslims by coalition forces hovering around 1.3 million like a decade ago?
tip top kek faggot
>>75104630
I would take down as many of the sand niggers I could before I return to valhalla
Convert to islam then poison all of them. Thats how Mohammed died.
He killed a Jewish woman's family, so she slipped poison into his food. As he lay dying he admitted he was a false prophet.
Deus Vult
>>75106508
Build it brother.
Astound them by letting them know we can fight as cowardly as they.
>>75104630
I choose option D
>>75104630
Have a piece of cake and chill out, op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9xExfPKfoE
>>75106709
You want the D?
Sword.
It's better to die free than live a slave.
>>75106691
are you serious , was speaking to american "dude" , they are the nuke guys not me, but at same time they are feggets
>>75106846
a-are you him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb3Zo4doFQA
>>75106022
Nah, this guy had a much better idea. No better way to die than performing epic kebab removal.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/russian-special-forces-officer-orders-air-strike-on-himself-after-being-surrounded-by-isis-fighters-a6954176.html
>>75107252
tip
orcs > muslims
Whatever happened to Abu Hajaar?
>>75106819
Through Dick, Unity
>>75106017
Jews subvert the west to adopt muslim culture while Japan subverts muslims to adopt Japanese culture. It all makes sense now. New mongol empire is coming soon.
>>75105929
>where are your crusades today, ya kuffar?
They bombed your place to pieces
And now they do it remotely
Already converted to Islam, I would not be part of those being asked that.
>>75104630
i chose to hide your faggot thread
>>75104630
I'm already getting taxed by a government I dont support so might as well pay up, at least this has a funnier name
>>75104630
can't we just put down a global bann on islam and forbid anyone to be muslim?
how long did it take people to realize that the nazis should be prohibited?
when do we draw the line for these pedofiles?
>>75107252
Nope, I'm just taking what should be our national anthem to the word.
No true Brit should ever die a slave (or a cuck).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2R24uY5CeU
>>75108033
>can't we just put down a global bann on islam and forbid anyone to be muslim?
We'll have to ban liberalism first
>>75107642
I don't want any dirty no good sand niggers replying to me, don't ever reply to a Canadian flag ever again because it could be me and I don't want at you got it?
>>75107326
One spetsnaz did the same exact thing in the Chechen war
Are they recycling war stories?
>>75104630
The sword obviously.
(Symbolic picture, not mine.)
>>75108033
Same way you should do the same for the ret of te religions .
Don't be a hypocrite
>>75104630
As an ancestor of Vlad the Impaler, I will say, bring it faggots.
We cleansed Europe of your kind once, and will gladly do it again.
Whoever comes to us with a sword shall die by the sword. - Wallachian proverb
× CROM ×
BLOODLINE OF ODIN
I CHOOSE TO DEFEAT ISLAM BY WAY OF SWORD.
>>75108500
>ancestor of Vlad
>ancestor
>of a man who lived 600 years ago
>>75108334
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/russian-special-forces-officer-orders-air-strike-on-himself-after-being-surrounded-by-isis-fighters-a6954176.html
There's a reason we called em "Crazy Ivan" during the Cold War.
Russian soldier is superior to every other soldier in the world. Including Burger. Russian will fight to the death barehanded. Russian will fight to the death naked in subzero temperatures. Russian will fight until victory or revolution (more war).
Russian, like honey badger, doesn't give a fuck.
>>75105886
The gas chamber for you, infidel kike.
>>75108769
you're right. I meant descendant.
>>75106022
Checked.
Also good plan, brother. Your sacrifice doesn't go unnoticed by our creator god
>>75104630
Pay the jiyza, then retreat to /k/, rally them to save /pol/, and /k/rusade with the surviving /pol/ brothers.
>>75108894
Vuh vuh I want to suck your blood sandindu!
>>75108500
lol at american typical daydreaming
absolute disgusting
>>75106478
Is it payable to a central entity in Islam, or is it dindu-level "gimme your money, kuffar" every time you encounter a Muslim?
>>75108334
I know of several events where a mortally wounded Russian soldier would grab several grenades, and cover the rest of the company's retreat and blow up as many muhajideen as possible when they overran his position.
Omg take my wife pls dont kill me i never liked my racist ancestors
>>75109083
Good boy!
Illatahin faggot daesh.
>>75108500
I'm descended from the mercenary officers that advised Vlad to impale the kebab. True story.
>>75108894
Do you sleep in a coffin?
>>75106326
You Sikh bros are alright. You guys worship a cow with 8 arms and 10 tits or something like that, right?
>>75109280
Vlad. History at it's best. If ever psycops,and art of war meet.
>>75109280
wow impressive just sd you are now kettle for the jews , stay cucked vlad
>>75104852
fpbp
>>75109083
Good goy
>>75104630
>mfw full permission to Deus Vult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK5AohCMX0U
>>75108033
Ban Islam. And socialism.
You can take my liberty. You take my love. You can take my life
But you can never the spirit in me that disagrees and fights against tyranny and chaos.
You better kill me quickly and make the first hit count, because I won't permit a second chance, you filthy anti-freedom scum.
You will never win the hearts and minds of real people with the balls to stand up to you
>>75104630
I'll pay the Jizya in the form of 7.62mm bullets, where do you want them?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yevgeny_Rodionov
Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Rodionov (Russian: Eвгeний Aлeкcaндpoвич Poдиoнoв; 23 May 1977 – 23 May 1996) was a Russian soldier who was taken prisoner and later murdered in Chechen captivity for his refusal to convert to Islam and defect to the enemy side. The circumstances of his death have garnered him much admiration throughout Russia. Despite widespread popular veneration he has not been glorified by the Russian Orthodox Church as a New Martyr due to lack of evidence about his death.
Use rifle to apply a bullet to the chest. This kills the muslim.
>>75109280
bullshit. Vlad grew up as a prisoner and watched Turks impale Christians every day. when he got a chance to escape he did, and vowed to use their own punishment on them.
He knew their language, and could dress like them so well, that he would infiltrate the Turkish camps and literally spy on them.
Google "Circassian Prince"
>>75104630
Convert to islam, kill libs and leftist as revenge of letting them in.
>>75109735
You're gonna have to say that IRL real quick under Justin Trudeau lol. Fucking leaf.
>>75108033
>how long did it take people to realize that the nazis should be prohibited?
After two World Wars and a few genocides.
to exterminate this scum wherever they breed
>>75104630
Sorry Mo-ham-head. I'm all out of cash so I'll just have to pay you in lead
>>75109359
the vampire thing was a myth that came about in the 19th century.
yes, he gave no fucks about watching people get executed, only because he grew up watching that shit on a daily basis.
>>75110027
I didn't vote for him
I wish you Yanks would hurry the fuck up and annex us
>>75109083
Goob Doy!
>>75110133
I like to believe vampires are real it makes life more fun
>>75104630
I'm taking you with me.
>>75104630
*unsheathe my machete*
nothing personal moro
>>75110094
He never killed any muslims
>>75106326
THEN DO IT
>>75110256
make life fun?? you best be preparing for the war that's about to come. you will forget about the word "fun" for at least a couple years.
>What do you choose?
I choose to go out like a boss and take as many of them with me as I can.
>>75109083
Not everytime. Central government collects taxes once in a year and in return caliph must protect christians', jews' and zoroasterns' lifes. These peoples are known as "people of book". Other peoples have no option but convert. This is why isil killed all yazidis. Actually all they actions are legal according to sharia.
>>75110727
*all of their actions
>>75107326
I want to believe, that the Sergies are this based.
>>75105929
>mudshit caliphate fantasies
goatfuckers can't even invade other countries without pretending they're poor bastard babies and exploit innocent people
w e a k
m u s l i m
s h i t s
Ye arite
>>75106145
>28,000 terrorists
>27,000 of which were "future terrorists" and "sympathizers"
How much for the Jizya?
>>75104630
i'll jizz on ya face, cunt
>>75105702
Yes I saw it in a documentary. They also have a shitty form of government.
Convert and get a Muslim wife.
>>75104630
jizya
>>75107410
rats > shit >>>>>>>>> muslim
>>75111734
Why just one wife my friend? You are free to get 4 wife. All of them must obey to you. Otherwise you are free to beat them.
Aaaaand yes. All of muslim women believe this shit is word of god.
None, I own guns
>>75104630
Die as I dig my thumbs into the executioners eye sockets.
>>75108382
Removing kebab with a lever action?
Is that you Austrian Clint Eastwood?
>>75105929
We have killed hundreds of thousands of you over just the last 20 years. Russia and China have also killed many tens of thousands. Inside ShitStanistan, the shit skins have killed tens of thousands of each other.
I enjoy watching the body counts go up.
We are going to go into Syria, and kill at least a million more.
And what have you done? You fight like faggots, blowing some shit up once in a while, or kill a few dozen movie goers.
In every engagement you have ever had with the west, in a stand up fight, you lose in the most humiliating ways. Dead' worthless' shitskins stacked up like cordwood. You stupid, inbred fuckers just die too fucking easy. So we use many other methods to break the monotony of killing you a few at a time. Drones, planes, cluster bombs. It's all awesome.
I just want to thank you for never giving up, and breading like rats. You create a never ending target rich environment for us to kill out again, however we see fit.
Fuck off Allah
