wow really makes you think...
Now I'm voting for Clinton.
>>75082458
What the hell? I hate Farage now.
ITT:
things that totally happened
Post more bullshit
>>75082458
>50 mph
Absolutely necessary for a treadmill
>>75082458
That's it, I'm now a #jebhead
>>75082458
she was probably the hacker named 4chan
>>75082766
Anyone who can't run 50MPH is low energy anyway.
>>75082458
Why only 12-month? The gym seems kinda sexist
>hacking a treadmill with a phone
Who is this 4chan and how do we stop him?
As a man, I'm ashamed to wish he whistled at me instead. :(
>>75082458
>business rewards you for subjecting it to legal actions
> Not using your phone to hack treadmills
2016
>>75083074
Twist: Prison Gym.
>>75082458
>Hacking a thread mill with a phone
Highly unlikely.
>Thread mill going > 15 MPH
Impossible.
>12 month subscription
Yeah fucking right
>>75083074
It's fake you dummy.
>Hacking a treadmill
>With a phone
>Treadmills can go 50 mph
>Implying anyone would whistle at that girl in the first place
>>75083074
>>75083254
Damn, a lot of detectives on /pol/ today
>>75082458
50 mph is fast af bruh, pretty sure it'd break and she'd have to pay for it.
That man on the treadmill?
Donald Trump.
what the fuck is that punctuation
>>75083381
There's a convention in town, Hans. Don't mind them.
>>75083381
You don't have to be a detective to know a treadmill can't go 50 MPH, fat ass.
>>75083381
Elementary my dear Hans
Anyone else actually kinda like this shitposting?
btw I am having a thrill for the hilldawg now
#ShillforHill
> Hacking a treadmill
> The same treadmill can go at 50 mph
Is this what women not only believe, but do for fun?
>50 mph
either this was intended as bait or the maker is really fat and has never used a treadmill before
>>75083667
>either this was intended as bait or the maker is really fat and has never used a treadmill before
yes
>>75082458
>mph
JUST
KILL
YOURSELF
>>75082458
Trump BTFO
#I'mWithHer now
>>75082458
that's it, I'm a #cruzmissile now
>>75082458
That's all the convincing I need.
I am now a #CruzMissle
>>75082458
Is this tumblr/ledit spam shit?
I've seen many "makes you think..." over stupid stuff
>>75082458
alright, that settles it
#refugees welcome
>A strong, confident womyn was wearing a Drumpf hat in the gym
>later I saw her going to the bench press
>used my telekinetic patriachy-powers to set it to 400kg
>the immediately drops the bar and it cuts both her and the bench she was lying on in half and the owner gave me my own harem of 3DPD asian girls
>>75082458
>I used my phone to hack a treadmill
>>75083177
>Not activating your almonds
If this guy had, he's be able to keep up with the treadmill easily.
I love this shit.
>>75084284
this picture is fucking precious lmao
>>75083771
It was 50 meters per hour.
>>75082458
I'm a #RefugeeMissile now
>>75082458
Watch Dogs is real.
>>75084284
>Hacking with a phone
Wow mr.Robot 2.0 watch the fuck out.
>>75084977
Wait, are you telling me that people know I'm an avid dragon dildo enthusiast when I walk down the street now?
>sent someone flying 50mph from like 1mph
>he didnt get whiplash and die
>>75085311
>implying that isn't common knowledge by know
>>75085457
He was a straight white male. Who cares if he died?
>>75082458
Wow. I'm a #cruzmissle now
And that treadmills name? Albert Einstein
>>75082458
is it even possible to hack tradmil with phones?
>>75084284
Haven't you played Watch Dogs? Of course you didn't. You're not into nerd culture like this gamergurl
>things that never happened
>>75083266
You didn't even point out the the least believable part of the story; her going to the gym.
>>75083508
*uproarious applause*
*audience members clawing their face, beating their chests, and rending their garments*
*prolonged laughter and shrieking reduces their voices to cackles*
*every single one of them votes for hillary*
Really makes you think.
$I'mWithHer
>>75085930
Laughed. Here's an upvote my friend.
>>75082458
WTF I hate gyms now
I am now at the #O'MalleyRally
Can we ban everyone who says "wow really makes you think"?
>>75082458
Now I'm a #cruzmissile
>>75086305
I'd sign that petition
>>75086423
This one
>>75086316
what did he mean by this?
>used my phone to hack it
Wow. Women sure are smart.
>>75085660
holy shit this post wins the thread
>>75086316
Nope this one
