Barack Obama is close to making a groundbreaking announcement regarding UFO and extra-terrestrial activity before he leaves office, it's been reported.
The US President is under pressure thanks to similar disclosure promises made by the campaign of Democratic candidate for Obama's replacement, Hillary Clinton.
Stephen Bassett, executive director of US-based Paradigm Research Group (PRG), believes that there could be a massive announcement to come.
And he says David Cameron will follow suit almost immediately after.
The 69-year-old has been lobbying the White House to release these details for 20 years and is excited about being "on the brink" of discovering the truth.
"This will be a reality this year and across the front pages of newspapers across the world, he told the Daily Express, adding that "ET is real".
"The most significant news story that has ever been broken."
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/barack-obama-will-reveal-alien-8044306
If he does this at least he would have done one good thing while in office.
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>>75074503
Finally I may actually have a chance to leave humanity behind.
We wuz ayylmaos.
It was a weather balloon.
>>75074709
>>75074503
>Mirror
Got a real source?
Are you all retarded?
Do you really expect Obama to say the truth? He's going to churn out some believable hyperbole and that's it.
Trump has scared them so much they're finally gonna tell the truth about why the white house does the stuff it does.
>inb4 he says the aliens have a religion named islam.
Inb4 Obama teleports an artificial alien into Times Square, killing millions of Americans, and gets elected for a third term
AYYYYYYYYYY
>>75074895
>implying there isn't a chance he may say: yes, the lmaos exist
Ok if it wasn't official before then it is now. Barack Obama is the best president in American history.
This is no longer debatable.
Watch him say that we're all aliens and as a result, illegal aliens don't exist.
>>75074503
Got another source for this the mirror are complete wank
He's going to say that we've had no contact with extraterrestrial lifeforms which will fuel the conspiracy fruits up a wall.
>alien contact happens
>they only wanna talk to whites
>sjw and niggers around the globe getting triggered
>>75074503
"Here is literally everything we know about aliens:
"
>>75075068
then why's he still black?
This is how open conflict of WW3 begins
>>75075085
There's no way we would have contact without them destroying us or giving us some great technological advancements. If anything they've caught some of them spying on us but have had no way to contact or intercept them.
>>75074965
My name is Trayquanvandias, kang of kangz, look at muh dick ya honkeys an sukk it
JFK said he was going to make some great reveal too. 8 days later he was shot.
Here's hoping
>>75074503
If only this was true, alas it will be just some shit about certain things that looked like ufos or some crap.
>mirror.co.uk
>>75074503
Dems are getting desperate
>Pic related comes out at democratic convention
>Greetings earthlings, we come in peace. We have been observing you and we've come to say: #NeverTrump. He is a racist and a bigot, he's like space hitler
>>75074503
You've been watching too much black mirror imo.
>>75075275
We are the aliens faggot
>>75075347
It's a step above the express anyway
>>75074503
If they say something akin to Hollywood aliens exist we're fucked and the nuke war begins against russia and china
If they say they found bacteria on mars all is good with the world
It's a queer figment of your fertile imagination, Ahmed.
>>75075275
what do you call the past 100 years compared to the rest known history?
not advanced enough?
>>75075378
No I'm white
>>75075068
Hes getting pressured into releasing it idiot. He doesnt actually want to because hes a "good guy"
>>75074503
>Stephen Bassett, executive director of US-based Paradigm Research Group
>CIA shill assures us that something will totes happen
Good post.
>>75075419
Why make us go through the process of combustible fuel? Why not just give us flying shit like they already have?
>>75074503
tl;dr
can anyone sum it up in 1 word?
>>75074503
Stephen Bassett is a lunatic piece of shit con man looking for attention. This is a really stupid story.
>>75075284
>JFK said he was going to make some great reveal too
JFK said he would smash the CIA to pieces, then he was shot, it had nothing to do with UFOs.
>>75074503
>>75075535
yes
>>75075275
>There's no way we would have contact without them destroying us or giving us some great technological advancements
And what made you come to that assumption you baffoon? There are a million different possibilities
>>75075516
For the same reason why you wouldnt hand over a nuke to africans
>>75075565
niggerpresident
>Independence Day 2 comes out soon
>It's about mankind joining against aliens
wew lad.
>>75075652
Just as Von Braun predicted.
Why is it that all the ayylmaos are in New Mexico?
https://youtu.be/BXpdikz-fpQ
>>75075633
Just restrict the shit they give us. It's not like we'd have the capability to figure it out.
>>75075351
this, ayy lmao
I'm pretty sure they'll release the info about the moon and space orbit trips where they found technology from our past failed civilizations on earth
Why do you think we had a tech boom after our moon trip? We found shit up there.
>>75075760
>Just restrict the shit they give us. It's not like we'd have the capability to figure it out.
>He doesnt know that mankind can travel between the stars today and bring ET home if they so want to.
>>75075714
I'm just surprised the proxy war against sandniggers was so short.
Ideally we the west were going to invade Iran full force.
>>75074503
inb4 we found water on jupiter
>>75074503
>lie about aliens being real
>convince people that we are all the same and have to stick together against alien threat
>retarded white people believe this and open their borders
>50 years from now whites are bred out of existence
>aliens weren't real all along
>>75075633
That's what the Jews did in the 80s
there was already this "ex-military minister" of canada who said the same bullshit and nothing came out of it
it was even here on /pol/
>>75074503
big fucking deal....
>>75074503
what sort of manbaby first psy op is this
explain
>>75075824
>Why do you think we had a tech boom after our moon trip? We found shit up there.
More like the US got a tech boom from Nazi Germany post WWII as they invented transistors, fiber optics and a novel method to generate gravity waves.
>>75075760
It's not like we already did almost a century ago....
>>75075652
>Independence Day 2
Now with womyn leaders and soldiers!
>>75075833
What's NASA then? A giant cover up to make it seem like we're still retards?
>>75075868
Islam has been militarized for the past century, it is going to come to a head in the next 20 years then we will either start on asteroids or just skip them and go straight to aliens.
>killed Usama Bin Laden with his bare hands
>prevented an alien invasion
Literally the best president ever. When will Will Smith star in his biopic?
>>75074965
No compromise.
>>75075936
They are probably experimenting.
They want to see the general reaction to news like these.
The plan is to unite mankind under a single objective but we're too damn different and divided as of now.
Either that or Obongo will say there are bacteria on some rocks of Mars or something.
>>75074503
NASA taught me that an announcement of an announcement means that the latter will be an utter disappointment. Nothing to see here.
>>75076001
>What's NASA then?
Public consumption science for idiots like yourself that dont understand quantum chemistry or tensor calculus nor the implications of being able to gate energy from the fabric of space time.
Now listen here yall, ayy lmaos are real so that means your all humans, we're on the same side. So I wnt to see as many blacks sleeping with white wominz as possible to prove we're united against the ayy lmaos
>>75074503
>Trump wins election
>Obama reveals aliens, secret space programs and shit before he leaves office in the hope of causing chaos for Trump's administration
>Within his first term Trump establishes first offworld colonies and leads us to glorious victory over the alien menace
VOTE FOR THE FUTURE! VOTE FOR GREATNESS! VOTE TRUMP!
I'M DOING MY PART - ARE YOU?
>>75075652
maybe this is why they want globalism
>>75075516
You have to learn your way up to the tech. Lest you don't know what makes it work.
>>75075072
>MFW You've predicted right
>>75076095
Well there was a signal we sent to a planet with probabilities of life that came back and had a DNA pattern.
>>75075760
>It's not like we'd have the capability to figure it out.
Nazis already figured some basics out on their own look up Victor Schauberger. Humans are too unpredictable at this stage
>>75074939
kek. That would be hilarious.
the ayyy's are scared of Trump
>>75076158
Meh. Maybe.
They're still shitheads regardless of their objectives though.
>>75075824
yea I'm sure they went to the moon 6 times in 4 years and everything worked out every single time, including the rendezvous reconnection, and the launch back... It'd be more believable if they sent someone up there and then they died there.
All bamtz aside, you cunts need to keep in mind holograph tech is real and even what can be achieved in the private sector is extremely impressive. If a UFO pops up in the sky, my first guess will be military, not aliens.
>>75075183
Huge dick.
>These hot air balloons were spotted around the world following Obama's announcement
>>75076219
>Victor Schauberger
He was a fraud, if you want to look at someone who actually researched this stuff look at Debus and Ronald Richter.
>>75074503
wasn't that a literal dave chappelle joke?
"america can never have a black president cause he can't keep no secrets he'll tell us about the aliens n shiet."
>>75074615
>>75076094
fair enough
first thing that popped into my mind
as much as /x/ this sound there were some psy-op nwo shit about uniting everyone with common enemy
this might be it
>>75076128
If you had the ability to do that why not purge the world of retards and just have a super intellectual society? Seems like a waste of time to keep anyone with an iq below 140 with power like that.
>>75076180
>aliums sent us a DNA pattern because FTL travel is impossible and they want us to replicate them here
>>75076223
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/423780333687808001
>>75076270
LOL XD
>>75076398
>If you had the ability to do that why not purge the world of retards and just have a super intellectual society?
Because there is a need for worker bees to support the programs with raw materials. Why would I, a research scientist, be expected to mine ore for the projects when you could do that while I make use of my brain?
>>75075875
Jupiter is made of water retard
>this is real nasa footage
>people willingly choose to ignore this even in the information age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8njYpyAkMp8
And dont you fucking dare call me crazy when i have to live in a time of pronouns and white privilege.
We need to believe that there is a way off this rock
>>75076137
He's way into rectal probing, yet not actually an alien.
>>75076483
I dunno much about it.
We sent some signal 21 years away and it came back after 42 years with a weird DNA picture pattern.
Other theories say CERN is a portal to contact ayylmaos or is ayylmao technology so we can farm some shit for them.
Just enjoy the ride and never take anything too seriously
>>75074503
So, now that we know the ayy lmaos might or might not be real this confrims two scenarios.
hilary wins, babongo and britbongs shit out ayy lmao propaganda and new phase begins as we 1984 new world order.
trump wins and he is confirmed memed into reality reincarnation of the GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND and we xeno removal now
which one is this?
>>75075283
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/barack-obama-will-reveal-alien
Die in a fire sister fucking pedo cracker.
>>75076641
Not far from the truth. The large hardon collider can make anti matter they just have no way of keeping it in a stable condition. China's looking to build an accelerator twice the size of the large hardon soon.
>>75075883
WE OPERATION BLUEBEAM NOW
>>75076641
What's the actual name of this so I can go look it up?
>>75076679
Probably they all have the same objective desu.
In fact what Trump wants is to remove the liberal sjw juden scum so he'd side with the aliens.
Nothing will happen though. An anouncement of their existence is just that. First, it doesnt have to be true, and second, if aliens exist they existed before the anouncement when nothing noticeable happened.
>>75076641
>Other theories say CERN is a portal to contact ayylmaos or is ayylmao technology so we can farm some shit for them.
CERN is about testing theories regarding energy resonance with the planet earth and energy gating from the fabric on space time on a massive scale.
>>75076781
They are building one because they do not get raw data from CERN, in fact no one but a few select groups of people do.
>Hillary promises to reveal ayylmaos to get votes
>'Bama spoilers it all
>Hillary loses
Man, what a genius this nigger is.
>>75076812
I dont have evidence anymore, but go to /x/ and ask in a thread, some should know.
It was related to that "amazing" statement CERN was going to make some months ago that turned out to not be much.
>>75076566
>gas giant
>>75074503
Hello Bro's and Hoe's.
Here is the straight truth on what we have. No need to wait for commander and Liar to tell you.
Lambright telling you right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua0MMXJl3FM
>>75075378
Only crackers are aliens. You cancer skin mutants can't even walk in the sun without getting burned.
>>75076899
They also want to have much more energy than cern to get even better data. One twice the size of cern will cost many billions of dollars more than the large hardon.
>>75077166
at least he's not black
>>75077156
If whites are aliens I guess that makes non-whites predators.
>>75076493
>https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/423780333687808001
The Ayyys are scared Trump is going to take away their gibs
>>75077166
Kek
>Do you want the truth about the ayy lmaos?
VOTE TRUMP!
>>75077117
Fuck off already Lambright.
Literary NO one likes you here you fucking spastic.
You are Christian Weston Chandler of /pol/ you autistic fuck.
>>75077199
The Chinese want to build their own collider because they dont get all the data from CERN, size is their public justification, that is all. Their actual reason is that they put time, money and research staff towards CERN and in return they are getting highly censored data, they dont trust us that is all.
>>75075565
#AYYLMAO
>>75077286
I'd rather fight aliens for Trump and Putin than Hillary to be honest.
>>75075169
They would most likely want to contact asians since they have the highest IQ. As a white person I am not afraid to say this. Imagine that.
>>75075351
Underrated
>>75074503
Reminder that this is literally kike dinsinfo to appease UFO truthers and secularize shit-tier conspiracies for easy public consumption. Similar to the "Illuminati" bullshit they push to hide the string-pulling hands of the eternal jew.
Everyone who says otherwise is a kike shill or useful idiot.
Mere coincidence?
>>75077351
I bet everyone has spies on CERN
It must suck to work there.
>>75074503
I knew Obama was desperate to have some kind of legacy, but this is pretty pathetic.
>>75077413
Correct but roleplay threads are always nice.
At least is a new lie, cheer up a bit.
>>75075351
Ayy lmao
Golden
>>75077439
>everyone at CERN is a spy
>no engineers or physicists left
>the whole thing blows up
ayyyyyy
>>75074503
Alan Moore truely was a meme magician and a profit
Y'all need to vote for this man.
andy2016.com
Based as fuck.
>>75075351
*nervous laughter*
>>75077511
He's the first nigger president and he's the owner of the "YOU DIDNT BUILD THAT" phrase.
He's also the first semi-openly gay POTUS openly married to a tranny
That's good legacy right there.
>>75075582
>based Weaver on /pol/
>>75076251
>everything worked out every single time
>what is Apollo 13
Whew lad
>>75074503
Bill says they don't exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZqLlHRepSo
>>75077702
ayy
>>75077439
>I bet everyone has spies on CERN
It doesnt matter, a computer network handles all data management and sends the data to teams that deal with it. Data that doesnt fit in with public consumption physics is funneled to different teams where we work on understanding what it means for our various projects, such as gravity wave generators or power generation.
>>75076144
>It's all fancy at the beginning
>Gradually we explore the galaxy and discover other alien lifeforms
>They are hostile
>Pope francis stabs and almost kills Trump when revealing his true form
>Trump becomes God Emperor of Mankind
>We Warhammer 40k nao
>There is only war
>>75077940
>2:34
^ that's the point of the lmao revelation
>>75074503
Leave alien niggers, we're full.
>>75077940
He also said he did not have sexual relations with that woman fempai.
>>75077166
I wonder who has the bigger dick
>>75074503
Motherfucking SG1 was right, I fucking knew it.
Where were you when the Goauld invaded?
>>75074503
This may mark the beginning of a new global tyranny..
>>75076144
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
Please delete this thread and redirect these people to /x/ mods
>>75078595
>>75077166
No idea but it is established that predator gives amazing handjobs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRKNTVoxp9Q
>"Aliens are real and they have cool shit, but they're not gonna share with us until we stop being sexist, homophobic, transphobic, racist, and all together problematic. Thank you and good night."
>>75074780
Swamp gas reflecting Venus.
>>75074503
>implying disclosure changes anything
There's already enough evidence
>>75074615
Yeah to get probed maybe
>>75078824
Fuck you, /x/ is full of nutjobs and this is politics related you fucking dunce.
>>75075571
The CIA and UFOs are related. They have teleportation devices for example.
>>75078824
>Please delete this thread and redirect these people to /x/ mods
You are one hell of a faggot.
I bet you arent even aware of the research the Germans did leading up to and during WWII about alternative physics.
>>75075351
Reptilians are getting desperate.
>David Ickes slowly being proven right about everything he has said about elite pedophile rings and reptilians
>Their grip on the public consciousness is slipping, less than 12% believe the media.
>people starting to remark about how strange some of our leaders look. "They're so ugly, they almost look like creatures wearing a human mask"
They're going to come out against the Greys. But dont' believe a word of it.
>Oy vey, the Greys are your enemy, don't you know they abduct your livestock and eat your delicious children? Us Reptilians are your greatest ally against the Greys. You don't want what happened to Cleveland to happen anywhere else do you? You need to give us more power so that we can fight them out there,otherwise they'll cause more problems down here.
>>75074965
>compromissing
>ever
It could only be a brit, show me on the doll where Thatcher touched you.
>>75074503
>executive director of US-based Paradigm Research Group (PRG), believes
A crank believes something. Oh my.
Thanks for wasting people's time.
>>75078992
I didnt say the CIA and UFOs arent related, I said that JFK was killed because the threatened the CIA with its destruction and exposure of certain projects that started at the end of WWII due to the absorption of scientists from Germany.
>tfw my dad always called me with alien related nick names when I was a kid
>tfw my dad got cucked by ayy lmaos
>tfw was always "different"
>tfw soon I get to go back home to my real ayy lmao relatives, free of muslims and niggers
What a time to be alive
They better not have Store front -captchas there.
>>75074503
>www.mirror.co.uk
>>75079069
At least Brits can spell compromising you uneducated nigger.
>>75075472
>president
>pressured to do anything he doesn't want to by anyone other than the CIA or global elites
>>75074503
It will actually be something about "illegal aliens" (Mexicans) and how he's going to give them ALL amnesty, including giving free citizenship to anyone who shows up at the US-Mexican border.
The reapers are coming back early... We're utterly fucked.
>>75075283
>underrated
build space wall
>>75077107
Water can be gas or a liquid dumbass. Pay attention the next time it rains.
It's probably to distract us from his bathroom laws or some other retarded shit he's planning to ram down our throats before he leaves office
BUILD DYSON SPHERE
GAS THE AYYLMAOS SPECIES WAR NOW
>>75079298
he is being blackmailed.
>>75079926
Common expressions mean water to be liquid water, that's why we have the distinction of water vapor.
>>75075565
Ayy
hahah, Dave Chappelle was right again!
>>75077286
If aliens are so smart why can't they invent any clothes? Also where do I put my penis?
>>75079307
too bad thats literally what reagan did. nice ideology you got there.
This is a slide thread, Clintons just got busted by the FBI
>>75075516
bc that would collapse the petroleum cartel cuck. dont you know the 1st thing about keeping humanity trapped in corporate slavery?
>>75075275
Who says they haven't?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYzRY2XpLBk
this always creeps me out
uhhhh uhhhh, let me be clear, uh don't get it twisted... uhh it was just uh weather balloon :4)
In fact, Area 51 is simply a weather balloon testing facility
That will be all, god bless america!
>>75076890
>if aliens exist they existed before the anouncement when nothing noticeable happened.
what if more than 30% of a population is part of their weird alien culture that now means they're allowed to invade and probe any anus they please????
Now ur fuked m8
>>75074503
wew, they say this every term
>>75076144
Fucking kek
>>75080749
CASSANDRA TRUTH
>>75074895
>>75075033
>>75081765
>>75081540
>>75081446
>>75081238
>implying this isn't the beginning of a YUGE psyop to get all people on earth enslaved in order to protect them from the foreign threat of ayylmaos
>>75079960
I'm planning on ramming something down your mom's throat nigga
OHHHHH
>>75074503
>implying this isn't to make the dems more likable
>>75074503
I highly doubt it, but he does love to whore for his legacy so...
>>75081010
>People tell me things about area 51. These people they're very smart people. Have you hear of these people? I like them. But then again Im a great guy. Not like Jeb the crook. Let me tell you people tell me Im great.
could be worse
>>75076001
NASA is an Illuminati organisation created to steer you away from faith and into the evil path of ""science"".
That's why they say the Earth is spherical when it's actually flat.
I thought this was common knowledge?
>>75074503
>obama
>the truth
every last thing obama has done or said has been a lie or destructive to america.
I guaren-fucking-tee you that obama will not be the disclosure president and if he is you better run the other way because it will be some kind of ruse.
>>75075068
>absolutely destroyed race relations in america
>legally forced adult parents to throw way the fundamentals of society and parenting to adhere to the mercurial retarded whims of 6 year olds just because they wanted to play make believe one day
>best
Nah but he wasn't the worst
PROPAGANDA
They'll put out a bunch of bullshit propaganda regarding aliens to make us think we need to unite together against a foreign enemy. It's total nonsense. They say Obama is being "forced", forced by who? He's the president. Hillary will use it as her platform that we need to "unite".
This is NWO shit
>>75082043
>>75082131
>NASA is an Illuminati organisation created to steer you away from faith and into the evil path of ""science"".
>That's why they say the Earth is spherical when it's actually flat.
lel
will the nwo actually make shit up about aliens to push their one world government agenda?
>>75082158
>Obama will tell everyone that whites are in fact aliens who came to earth to enslave the brave african people, then went on to steal their culture
such bravery.
>Reveal everything we know about alieums
>Turns out there's fuck all because aliens don't exist within our reach
Wow, thanks Obama.
This is just like infiltrating a primitive planet in stellaris. Are you ready to become an intergalactic vassal?
>>75082568
yeah, but if they do it will be their final play.
That or make shit up about the judeo-christian end times, they've got 2000 years invested in it.
>>75082158
THIS
like I said in
>>75081898
once we have the technology to do so (we probably do already,) how easy would it be to fake an alien landing/ visitation to make it seem like a real thing, then use that to get people to do what they want for "their own security?"
How easy would it be for obama to stay in office because "we can't have a new president with the ayylmaos here"
what if they faked aliens killing obama?
P.S. I want to be the redneck nigga in a cowboy hat who aliens (government psy op) land near where I live and it's on live television, I drive over in my truck and literally shoot the aliens
whast would happen to me if I shot aliens? I would be the most infamous person in history
"in 2017, ayylmaos landed on earth for the very first time, and the dumbest literally hitler vanillaface named 'anon' drove up and shot them. It might have been our only chance"
>>75076557
Because you're a faggot.
>>75074615
Daily reminder to be a /pol/ak you got to be swole as fuk breh.
>>75082568
>>75082950
yes yes yes yes
I think they will fake an alien invasion when they have the technology. THAT will be the final play
FEMA camps, etc
then they just gas us all and the jews rule the world
>>75083013
>whast would happen to me if I shot aliens?
you'd have the love and support of the US Boarder Patrol who don't have to file the paper work
>>75079017
I love reptilian elite theories, got any good sources right now?
>>75082661
>>75082568
Yeah that's because it's just propaganda. They have to invent a new enemy. Now that we've all come to love Islam they have to invent a new enemy. Total Marxist scam.
Hillary is saying it's "national security". Remember when terrorism was national security? They'll put out some mantra like we need to stop fighting amongst each other and focus on this external threat that doesn't exist. And even if it did exist, what are people going to do against a highly technologically advanced civilization that can only fly out of orbit once every half century.
Yes citizens, do not worry about the black on white crime. Do not worry about being forced to integrate with violent brown people. Do not worry about your civilizations crashing down around you. Do not worry about any of that because we need cheap labor, and if you have to live in shit because of it - well tough luck.
Daily reminder that Alien visitors to earth are drunk teenagers. Plz share your space beer with us ayylmoas.
>>75082568
No doubt. Remember reagans quote about if there was a ufo threat then we could all unite?
>>75077156
If that's the case then only animal cruelty laws will apply to you mother fuckers.
So I hate to be That Guy, butthis same story goes around all the time.
>president/ex-president to announce alien existence
>being forced to because reasons
Every Time
>>75083184
Sometimes I wonder if Facebook and Google are just that - database to make a red list of people. Make a red list all the people that could be problematic and kill them. Didn't they do the same thing in USSR?
>>75082110
Listen folks, there was a national poll where 85% of people were saying they'd like to know what's going on in Area 51. If I get elected, I'm gonna figure out what's going on there, because as you may find out we don't even know who our allies are in Area 51. I think we should have a temporary ban on all incoming illegal aliens until we can figure this whole thing out.
>>75074503
I hope that Ayylmaos are cute
>>75077388
Depends if the ayylmao share a hivemind or not.
>>75076180
source?
>turns out there was first contact 72 years ago
>we didn't get any technology from them, they left in a huff after we dropped the atom bomb and decided we weren't a species they wanted to make proper contact with
Wouldn't it be interesting if it was just completely anticlimactic?
>>75077388
Not Asians. We all know who they would contact
>>75074503
Hmm... I wonder what the government's next orchestrated lie will be?
>>75074503
The solar system is yuuuge, let me tell you, but we'll build a dyson sphere and make Alpha Centauri pay for it.
>mirror
>>75079017
No way that chick is human.
No human smiles like that.
I am afraid.
>>75075351
Government pulls spooky aliens to say vote no trump. Inadvertently more people will vote trump to deport ALL aliens and create a space INS and MIB will be border patrol
>>75083778
Or worse
>they left in a huff because we have public restrooms or we eat together or we do something else that offends them all that's completely innocuous
Why do you retards hate Obama so much?
Can you even criticize him without making up bullshit like "he changed the definition of unemplotment!"?
>>75075275
> le aliens follow game theory meme
>muh alyum
dont fall for the mindfuck, goyim.
it's all designed to cover up their REAL IDENTITY
>>75074503
THIS IS PROJECT BLUE BEAM!
DON'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S A TRAP
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Project_Blue_Beam
>>75083780
Who?
>>75077156
Yeah, for once the nigger might be right. The aliens would come to take all the white people back to our paradise, leave the Asians due to their incessant need for communism backed with violence and obviously leave all the violent races behind. Then we find out earth was a controlled experimental environment where only one race is chosen for infinite advancement based on quality of civilization. We get to watch the aftermath via satellite of spics and niggers killing each other off before the Muslims go off like popcorn kernels leaving a hell of a mess for ching ching to nuke, bringing the planet to its final dormant state. So long shitskins, it's been a slice.
>>75076575
What are those things floating around?
>I have nothing against space aliens, they just have to come here legally
>>75084232
I like how its both a nose and a wringing hand jew
>>75084029
You don't even live in this country so kys, number 1.
number 2. He signed NDAA
3. he implemented this HUD program to where now poor niggers from the slums are moving to suburban neighborhoods and getting free rebates. the government is also forcing renters to accept these people.
4. he has implemented a lot of Marxist policies
5. he supports the NSA
6. he is a nigger
>>75076575
what am i looking at ?
faking an alien invasion will be their last straw
>>75084162
I read about this a couple months ago and I brushed it off. But if Obama actually does come out with some UFO propaganda then this is truly wtf scary.
>>75083356
Hey lads its not an "enemy" they nead, is a "bigger-than-human ally", need a justification for their claims of knowing best
In the past the leaders had the gods on their side
The one who abducts rednecks and goes around flying in saucers is your own fucking government so you believe that the higher-ups are people with a superior knowledge about the natural world than all of the plebs
Its quite basic
And this thing is just a Democratic grab for tin-foil votes, who are mostly Trump supporters (except those who believe Trump is reptilian himself)
>>75084416
You're just seeing things.
>>75076575
There is a way off this rock, hanz,
and it comes right after you take your last breathe.
AMEN
>>75078959
>implying that just isn't ayy lmao pegging
I'm down.
>>75084162
holy shit you guys its happening
>purpose of Project Blue Beam is to bring about a global New Age religion, which is seen as a core requirement for the New World Order's dictatorship to be realised
>accomplished by faking earthquakes at precise locations around the planet
pic related
>Step Two involves a gigantic "space show" wherein three-dimensional holographic laser projections will be beamed all over the planet
>>75079017
.... Is that a reptilian? ..... I want to fuck it
>>75084546
>Lets crush this peasant rebellion by vaporizing our own command structure and leadership.
>>75074503
J-Jesus anon...
K-keep me posted...
makes you think huh????
>>75084824
fuck dude, you made me feel.
>>75085159
wtf did people develop this complicated stair pattern only because of aliums?
>>75075275
We could theoretically have intercepted some kind of ancient broadcast or seen something through a telescope that would imply life
>>75085223
faggot
>>75084999
You know that thing in norgay not long ago, that was a 3d holograph.
They were testing how the goyim would react.
>>75076137
Rare?
>>75085159
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