What would he see and how would he react?
>>75065699
This ibuprofen suspension I just made. He'd probably be confused.
>>75065699
I would slap him and tell him to reconsider his racism and xenophobia. Then that the 11 million he wants to deport can come here so they can lead better lives without being surrounded by hate.
>>75065699
He would tell me to put my cigarette out
>>75065699
Shake his hand and take a selfie.
He would offer me a job. Plz Trump
>>75066018
>Swedecucks
>>75065699
he would turn 360 degrees and walk away
He would turn 360 degrees and walk away.
A nude 4'8 trap with long hair, a bubble butt, and a face to rival his daughters, laying in bed reading /pol/ before waking up to go to work
I dunno how he'd react
>>75066174
>>75066255
MEMEFAGS OUT OUT OUT!!
>>75066174
but then he would still be facing the same way
>>75066426
its a maymay my friend
>>75066476
No, I'm not a newfag. I know the meme.
I double trolled you.
And the proof that I'm not lying is that it's impossible to type this all out in the time it took for me to reply to you.
(check the time)
>>75065699
Me skipping work and eating tendies at Chilis.
He'd fire me for browsing /pol/ at work.
>>75066486
That's pretty autistic tb.h fa.m
>>75066486
did i call you a newfag? i did not.
>>75066426
aquafresh, your new is showing
Fug I'm on the toilet taking a dump
Me taking a shit.
I honestly think he might be impressed
>>75065699
He would look the opposite way
His left cheek would be red
My right palm too
I would wonder why
>>75066665
SO FUCKING CLOSE THO
>>75065699
I'd put my dick back in my pants, stand up and shake his hand and apologize for fapping to shooped pics of Melania and Ivanka having lesbian sex.
>>75066696
>left cheek
>right palm
wtf?
He would see a pathetic beta male in a dirty room playing slither.io as @realDonaldTrump
He'd probably say "This room is a mess. SAD! Only Donald J. Trump can make this room tremendous again!"
>>75066665
DON'T FUCKING CALL ME AQUAFRESH CROATIA!
YOU'RE AQUAFRESH YOURSELF
ONLY WITH SOME WEIRD SHIT ON IT
PROBABLY BLOODY CUM OR SOMETHING
WTF
>>75066564
are you me?
>>75066806
Is that so surprising? lol
Congratulate me on the sick deadlift pr I just smashed
He'd see me on /pol/
He'd be disappointed
then I'd show him dank memes
>>75065699
?lurking /pol/ dressed in Ralph Lauren and JNCO's, with bunch of Hindu books on bed while watching Fight Club for like the 16th time or some shit.
Depends on what he thinks of Hinduism and Fight Club but I think he would like my steez.
>>75066345
prove it
>>75065699
>rite
This wigger would stab him.
I'm totally nude, fapping to Melania, eating tendies and nuggies
He'd see me working and probably ask how his project is going?
Why else would he be in an engineering office.
IT'S YUUUUUGE
>>75066687
Same here. Im shooting a deuce as we speak.
>>75065699
He'd walk in and see me lying on my bed, replying to a thread on /pol/ about him walking in and seeing me lying on my bed repying to a thread on /pol/. He would probably be a little freaked out by this spooky situation and so would I.
>>75065699
He'd see me shitposting while openbox is cloning.
>>75066018
Please take them.
>>75066018
Please do this. Take the Mexicans and niggers in Sweden. I could respect this great gesture of liberal kindness.
Only you can collect all the mud races Sweden, God speed.
>>75065699
Lel he would see me building a fence along my property line
He'd see me fondling my guns. We'd both start dancing to:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ox4IRQVGsBU
>>75065699
A messy as fuck room. Empty beers cans. A cd case with white powder residue.
I'd drop to my knees and plead for forgiveness.
SAD
>>75066627
BTFO
>>75065699
He'd be wondering why I like to have my shirt off when I'm pooping
>>75065699
Id freak out wondering what he's doing in Africa. Then I'd offer him a cup of Rhodesian coffee, a seat on the porch so that he can see the dindus square off against the police on the highway yonder.
>>75067842
CUX
>>75067204
He'll join in
>>75067842
ive heard of many people doing this can u explain why
He would see me unapologetically smoking a bowl and discussing Young and the Restless with my old mom, and my pistol sitting on my /tg/ books. Oh, and im only wearing basketball shorts.
Pic related is what he would see
>>75066832
looks like a pineapple lmao
>Loli panties on the floor
>Adult diapers in my closet
>Piss bottles in a garbage bag in the corner of my room
>Messy desk
>Clothes on the floor
>empty bowl with a few pieces of silverware
>keyboards everywhere
>drugs
>pedo anime themed wallpaper
I don't even want to imagine his reaction...
>me sitting in my car during lunch shitposting ony favorite Laotian fresco-board
>he would probably ask me if I'm voting for him, to which I'd reply simply "MAGA"
>>75065699
Well as I'm now currently taking a shit, I'd hope he's polite enough to knock first
He'd see me stilling on my bed polishing my shoes and listening to Duran Duran
>>75068058
For me it's that I don't want any of the poop stink getting on my shirt or wafting up my shirt.
Cum tissues riddle the floor next to frameless floor mattress.
The smell of fart, balls, and dorrito dust permeates the hot
Afternoon air.
The room nearly dark due to the heavy blankets pinned up against the window. The only source of light comes from the the white glow of the laptop screen.
Empty pizza boxes stacked 4 feet high. Empty 2 liters of Pepsi's remain scattered throughout.
Flies buzzing. Hovering over the mountains of empty boxes, Chinese containers, dirty laundry, month old cat litter filled to the brim with feces.
Trump eyes adjust to the dark room and he sees what appears to be a human laying in filth before him.
His hair is unkept. Neck beard in tact. The smell of Body odor distinct from the filthy room. He hasn't showered in weeks, this much is clear. His shirt, 2 sizes to large and filled with holes. His white shorts are filled with so much freeze and filth that they are closer to grey now.
The man child is taken aback by the sight of emperor trump. He slowly lowers his ham and cheese hotpocket softly back onto the sleeve resting on the the blanket.
This is what he would see in my house.
>>75070210
Poetic.
