ITT we post stories of funny weak women
I always hear "women can do anything a men could!", "women are STRONG", "women can bear children so they are STRONGER THAN MEN!!!".
Well guess what, they fucking aren't. I went cycling with my gf and she fucking couldn't even pump the tires up. I kek'd so hard, it was so fucking pathetic I had to take pic related.
We literally have to be cautious not to harm these strong independent womynz by accident.
Post your stories about accidentally hurting women or weak women being mad at you for casually helping them with your STRENGTH PRIVILEGE.
>>75056454
i know this person
What's your point?
>obnoxious people, who talk in memes are wrong
Well, duh. I don't really understand why would people pay any attention to "feminists" or pro lgbtqwerty++ activists in the first place.
Just ignore them, it's not real.
>>75056454
I had a friend in the marines that punched a big bitch and knocked her out. He said she wanted to fight so he gave it to her.
>>75056454
Every jar in the kitchen.
>I'm strong and independent and don't need pickles.
>Jars are sexist!
Women aren't supposed to do the pumping.
>>75056454
>>75056969
slow news day
>>75057111
kek
My gf is about 100# soaking wet but is very fit. She can piggy back my 190# ass half a block, but when I bring up equal rights shit she says "no, you're the man and I'm the woman."
I found a good one /pol/
>>75056454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRfCpQx_FDE
When I was 16 my mom couldn't open the pickle jar
>>75058309
you know what you must do anon
>>75056454
I'm from the future and here's my fun story. In the year 2016 at the Olympics in Brazil for the first time ever trannies were allowed to compete as the gender "they identify as."
What this meant in practice, was all the female records being broken by men and the butthurt of the women athletes that caused a massive shitstorm. Liberals had to decide between advocating for women's rights or being "transphobic," but they couldn't so their heads exploded.
And that is how Trump won the election.
>>75056454
God created the males stronger than the females
> Mfw all the women i know cannot do a single honest push up.
Fucking skinny fats
>>75058838
RARE
When I was at the recruiters delivering shit a woman that was there asked the USAF recruiter if she had a chance of getting into para-rescue and he told them no.
>>75056454
>last weekend
>drunk as all fuck
>run into some drunk girls on my way home
>one of them falls on the ground giggling
>stumble next to them, visibly drunk, grab my pack of smokes and take one out
>look at the situation
>one of them is on the ground, doesn't want to get up, 4 grills try to pull her up
>smile
>could you go away? t. random grill
>no t. anon
>seriously, could you just go? t. random grill
>no t. anon
(I knew I was invading their personal space, but just didn't give a fuck)
>light up my cigarette as I watch the girls trying to get the one grill standing up
>random grill starts pushing and punching me to get me to go away
>puff smoke and laugh
>another girl comes to help her
>they both start pushing me away, can't handle the force so I sidestep
>1 girl falls and the other one stumbles
>keep just standing there, smoking, smiling, and watching the one girl trying STILL to get up
>the random girls come to push me again
>avoid them the best I could
>finish my smoke
>the one girl finally gets up and says to me "COULD YOOOOU JUSSHT FUCKING GO AWAY???"
>laugh, throw my smoke on the ground and walk away
Fucking girls lol, how would they ever manage if we didn't let them?
>>75058968
No.
>>75058751
one can hope this happens. Perhaps KEK will answer our prayers.
>>75058968
Meow
>>75058984
t joonas 23 lahdesta
>>75058309
>using a hashtag as a pound symbol
>>75058751
ahahahahahahah
OP I would very much like to fug your gf. Are you willing to donate her to me?
>>75059192
This, I just got triggered
>>75058751
holy fuck this might actually happen
>>75059154
Nope.
I doubt anyone I was drinking with lurks /pol/.
I've gone mountain biking and loaned my other bike to many girls. None of them have ever come back for a second ride since they found out it's "hard and you get really tired"
>>75058984
>didn't fuck both of them right there and then
They were coming on to you, fucking moron.
>>75056838
>I don't really understand why would people pay any attention to "feminists" or pro lgbtqwerty++ activists in the first place.
because the CIA decided it should be so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HRUEqyZ7p8
>>75056969
>I loosened it for you
>>75059345
Literally was too drunk to care or too drunk to even remember I still had a penis.
Also unsure if underage.
>>75059345
no burger
>>75059437
Enjoy waking up in the middle of the night 8 years from now realizing you could have fucked two girls at once and didn't.
>>75059192
>>75059277
>calling a pound symbol a hashtag
>>75056454
>couldn't even pump the tires up
That's fucking sad. I'm 58, I still can pump air into my mtn. bike tires
>>75059486
>you could have fucked two girls at once and didn't.
But I couldn't have, anon. No amount of drugs would've woken me up from that alcohol induced coma I crashed into.
>>75058968
Tunisia rare? nigga pls
>>75059592
You're just not trying hard enough.
>>75059498
You know what they mean, you 'tist.
>>75056969
> mfw this might actually fucking happen
I met this girl almost a year ago and we were just talking about car tires since she just changed her winters off. She was complaining about how much she hates doing it because she can't lift the tires herself so she has to leave them at her parents' place.
I couldn't stop laughing at her.
>>75059681
It already does
>>75059279
I would welcome it 2bh. I think it'd be for the greater good
>>75059636
Kalgoorlie tango whiskey Sierra
>>75056454
>image.jpg
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, what ever you say.
>>75056969
>she can't open the jar
>ask for it like a true alpha
>fuck the lid is fucking welded
>need to resort to using a spoon to weaken it
How much relation points I lost in that scene?
When I go to the gym, most girls only do about 30 lb's on the machines. I really don't get it because that weight is nothing. There are however two girls who lift and are male-like in physical tone.
>>75058395
He beat the hell outta her. Don't think she even got a single punch
>>75060096
She'll leave you for that spoon, definitely
>>75060110
Girls that are male-like in physical tone are taking roids.
Girls muscles grow a lot slower than men. Most girls aren't trying to bulk up either they're just trying to tone.
So you'll see them probably do 30 pounds with 10 reps and 3 sets whereas most guys you'll see them doing a lot more at 5 reps and 4 sets unless they're trying to tone as well.
>>75056454
>Be me in college
> Have a girl roommate in college who thought she was capable
>have drunk convo about how women are weak
>attempts to prove me wrong and always fails
>she buys an armoire and calls three female friends to help her get it up the steps
>one of the friends says "why don't you ask anon to help?"
>"cuz he's an asshole".
>thirty minutes of screeching and inane chatter ensues
>one of the friends calls up "hey anon can you come help?"
>see one, ONE strep has been overcome.
>wordlessly bend over, hoist armoire onto back, and haul it upstairs into her room
> "thanks anon" t. Hot friends
>bitchy thankless stare from roommate.
>end up smashing 2 of the friends in the following months.
>roommate girl caves and accepts my utter dominance of household.
Once i was at the gas station and saw two girls fighting in the front door. They were in the way so i grabbed one by the hair and threw her into the street. She fell straight on her ass and started crying while the other one looked at me in shock.
I wanted to teach my soon-to-be-wife to use my handgun "just in case", but she couldn't even move the slide back.
I guess the /k/ meme are true and I will have to get her a revolver
>>75060261
>tone
Know how I know you're retarded?
Get fuckin ready this happened last weekend
>work in hipster bar
>short fat chick who wears thick rim glasses always goes on about how women can do everything men can do blah blah blah
>One day on my day off, I'm playing pool. she overhears me saying how fucking retarded it is people disagree with bathrooms being for the sex you were born
>Gets all in a tissy and exagerates herself in that typical loud attentiony manner as some sort of righteous proclamation.
>"If someone wants to be called a woman and live a womans life, they should regardless of their genitals! Have some RESPECT!"
>in a calm monotone voice, "No."
>gets all aggressive because she believes that being 5'6 160lb means you're 'strong' or whatever. Comes closer into my space, puts her face closer to mine
>As she's babbling, I slowly extend my index finger and put it into her forehead and slowly push her back from me
>literally goes for a haymaker out of nowhere
>a grab her forearm squeezing as hard as I can
>instantly drops and shrieks. I let go, she's looking around for the que: He hurt me! Which guy is gonna come help me!?
>realizes all of her friends are dopey guitar playing fags, and since she made a sperg of herself everyone is just staring at her.
>I ask her if she's a big girl now
>shrieks that I'm "the biggest piece of shit" blah blah
>raise eyebrow, the fuck was that? Go on with my night
>comes in days later, avoids eye contact, then murmers to her urban apparel girlfrans in the corner glancing at me. Avoids the bar and sits at a table
>>75056454
>Post your stories about accidentally hurting women or weak women being mad at you for casually helping them with your STRENGTH PRIVILEGE.
I've caused a lot of swollen wrists by grabbing them and most women around me accidentally fall a lot. I seriously mean they accidentally fall, stop trying to push me if I'm walking forward.
>>75056454
wow, this is fucking sad
you losers are making fun of women instead of making them your girlfriends or serving them
you're being retarded /pol/, worse than fucking reddit
>>75060394
at what point did you pull out your katana?
>>75060387
It's pretty obvious, look at my flag
>>75060387
Still he's right, testosterone directly linked to muscle mass gains, bone density. Men produce it at a rate 10 Times + that of women
Source Wikipedia
>>75056454
>My sister was pro-refugee
>Strongly against nationalism
Cologne.exe
>C-can you go running with me?
>I-Ill pay you 10 Euro per night.
Thats just one gem. More relevant and daily however, is:
>Can you carry this stuff, I cant
>Can you open this jar?
>>75060518
Next week I got those Chinese stars and throwing knife things
>>75060586
Why didn't you beat her up ?
>>75060668
Because I dont have autism.
>>75059498
>Calling an octathorpe a pound symbol
>>75059498
What is £
I avoid conflict with women because they're cunts about it but when it inevitably happens you have to be sure not to let them touch you, cause even if they hit you and you so much as push then back they'll turn the story around somehow.
>>75060731
You elected a Green, you've got something, friend.
>>75060414
My favorite Bill burr joke:
>you can't hit women; Have you seen the way they fall? They fall like children, they don't even put their arms out to cushion the blow
>>75060518
He pulled it out faster than the UN when you apes starting throwing shit at each other.
>>75060789
That's a Euro symbol, mate
Just look up endurocross
>men
https://youtu.be/dODZv7XmB9w
>women
https://youtu.be/9gGu0jY02zc
>>75058309
Is she redpilled in general?
>>75060802
>you
So following that logic, you elected a nigger.
>>75060841
>>75056454
I have to open bottles and jars for my gf all the time. She literally has trouble opening some plastic water bottles.
>>75060917
Made a pretty good lead up to Trump though, didn't it?
>>75060964
They all do.
>>75060841
€ is the Euro
£ is the Pound
>>75060971
You mean Clinton.
>>75060802
>>75059978
>IT'S NOT MY FAULT
>IT'S CULTURE
>>75060731
Yeah, your lack of manpower has made her a liberal. Enjoy her having a niglet or converting to islam
>>75060786
>octathorpe
>Not Octothorpe
Fucking learn to spell
>>75060444
>serving them
nigga wut
>>75060964
I know that feel. My girlfriend is stereotypically weak. Medicine bottles, jars, heavy doors. Thank god I'm not some pussy though. Her family is all rough and tumble outdoorsy types, I wouldn't do well otherwise.
>>75058984
Sounds fake
It really is shocking how weak women are. A man with a medium build who's never lifted before can OHP 4 or 5 times more than a woman who's never lifted before, really shows you how fragile they are
>>75061009
Hahaha, good one. We convict our criminal politicians here.
>>75056969
Every time my gf asks me to open a jar it's like a test to our relationship. I'm pretty sure she would break up with me if I ever failed to open it using nothing but my strength (no pouring hot water in it)
>>75060882
brutal, I hope they called that course "The Oppressor"
>>75058984
Reminds me of when I used to work security.
>night guard at a parking garage next to a bank
>patrol bank interior and garage
>drunk people from clubs across the street loiter around bank
>drunk girl crawling in the bushes in front of the bank
>tell her she needs to get out of the bush and leave
>her faggot friend and boyfriend apologizing for her behavior
>she crawls out of the bush, stumbles up to me, starts poking her finger into my chest
>boyfriend walks away embarrassed as her gay friend tries to talk her down
>wait for her to lean forward to tap my chest again
>she goes in, I step back
>faceplants right into the sidewalk
>don't bother to help her up, just look down at her kneeling in front of me
>gay friend has to drag her up to her feet and help her stumble away together in shame
>>75061157
With your nigger genes, it shouldn't be an issue
>being hetero
i want blue pills to leave nooooooow ^__^
>>75061110
Why would it be, lol
I was being a shitty cunt to them, I know, but it's all true though.
>>75061155
Yet she's still free.
>>75058395
His first punch puts her on the ground
Be me, just a regular guy but took up MMA under pretty big name coach/gym-- regularly get to meet and train with popular and up-and-coming fighters
Often get paired to spar with women because I'm not a big guy, but experienced enough to know control and not hurt them
Up and coming female fighter preparing for first fight needs training partners
We get paired up and she get a little too overzealous.. I'm still pulling my punches and trying to be a good pattner, but she's trying to show how tough she is and trying to sctually KO me. Get fed up and counter straight to the face and spend the rest of the round just manhandling her. She didn't act so tough after that.
>>75061249
It's a ploy. What more to bring shame than to indict when she's the nominee?
>>75061246
Why would they care about you being there?
>>75061078
My spelling is fine Canadia
>>75061212
What do you mean by that
>>75061155
>Nixon
>Bush
>Rumsfeld
>Cheney
Sure thing pal.
>>75061317
Did you read the story?
>drunk girls
>>75059575
>58
>lurks /pol/
What?
>>75061317
Finnish people respect personal space
i just printed out the picture of your girlfriend and fapped to her ass, and came all over it
>>75061317
Of that I have no idea or recollection.
I think they thought I was a rapist or something. Fuck if I care, they were drunk too.
>>75061208
It's really not an art to bring drunk people out of balance. Men or women
>>75061155
I think you're in the wrong parallel universe, anon
>>75061335
Hes saying Portuguese people have nigger blood
>>75061408
Hows that leafy genocide going? Smell your burning brothers and sisters?
>>75060586
You get pid to protect your sister?
>>75061157
Smash it on the floor.
IT'S FUCKING OPEN NOW MAKE ME DINNER YOU BITCH CMON
>>75061155
That's bullshit and you know it
>>75060444
Descendants of Alexander The Great everyone.
>>75061335
>>75061330
I bet you spell colour wrong too
>>75058984
>Be around a group of people
>Told you're in their space
yup, it's Finland
>>75061544
Go back to Mexico
>>75059192
>>75059277
>>75059498
Wait wait, are you guys talking about the Tic Tac Toe button?
>>75061155
liar
>>75056454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pADOsc6JVRM
Women should not be cops PERIOD!
>>75058395
>Didn't touch gloves after the fight
Was a sore cunt after getting her ass beat, too.
Also, all those guys booing the dude before and after the fight. Just how many guys was she in bed with?
>>75061637
Just random things.
>>75058857
>mfw I did my life's first push up when I was 19.
>>75061627
It's a meme you dip
>>75061692
I agree but neither should effeminate Swedish men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jaiwFqJxPY
>>75060347
Better make sure it has the smoothest, lightest DA trigger possible fampai
>>75061420
Definitely. Wasn't really commenting on the fact she was a woman necessarily, just similar circumstance. I do think women are more uncoordinated when drunk though.
>>75061615
In those types of situations it's common courtesy to stand about atleast 10 meters away and watch from afar.
Just so all you foreigners know.
>>75058857
This.I believe there is no woman on this planet who can do a proper push-up.Either they try doing the "woman's push-up" bullshit (protip: you can do it without your arms) or barely go down.And when you ask them if they're fit, they'll say yes, except for the really fat ones.
>>75061497
>hows that leafy genocide going
what did he mean by this
>>75062132
There's a fire going on. In your country. Right now.
>>75061964
My Finnish friend went to see his grandfather who he hadn't visited for 6 years, and the man gave him a handshake when they met. lel
Women are not supposed to be strong, so who cares? The only people who deserve to be made fun of are dyel men. I can only imagine that the reason you compare yourself to women means that you're weak as fuck.
took my gf for a bush walk today
had to literally walk at a snail's pace and put up with a serious amount of whinging
i'm severely underweight and still managed to do it no swear
fucking women
>>75058984
is it true finnish women are massive cunts in general?
>>75059429
GS is too fucking stupid to realize that the CIA was using her to weaken American spirit through feminization... And fuckin 'ell.. It worked:/
Please trump: save us from this madness.
>>75061612
Not according to science
>>75059345
not everybody walks around desperately looking for pussy.
guys like you are the reason sluts and landwhales justify their behavior.
>be me inna muhreens
>be in a helicopter squadron doing electronic repair of flight controls and systems
>workshop environment
>female marines generally dont work or try to learn thier jobs
>promotions in the military are less about your job competence and more about physical fitness, rifle range score etc.
>females are always around and flirty with the leadership
>they get noticed and get put on promotion boards
>win boards, get promoted and win other shit like marine of the quarter
>certain female won quarter marine award, Commanding officer pulls the entire squadron out of work and sucks her vag telling us bullshit about how great of a marine she is etc etc.
>mfw during a unit run at a super slow pace (imagine walking at a fast pace then turning that speed into a jog) that female fell out of the run and never caught up
Those are the one who will lead our future military
>>75061540
>10 GORILLIAN SCOOPS
C'MON ANON GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG
>>75062292
>having to use autocorrect in order to know if you can spell
>>75061420
But it's good to put shit cunts in their place
>>75062388
>back pedaling
>>75062258
yes
>>75062258
In general, yes. But aren't all women?
They're nice to you only if they like you.
>>75062189
oh yeah im southern ontario way far from that, dont really care about them
>>75062215
>6 years
not unheard of, I'd say 15-20 years for a hug.
>>75062386
FUCK FOOD
LIVE ON POWDER
C'MON
>>75061894
Wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't 1v1 for the policeman, fucking women, why are they even allowed on patrol?
>>75062349
Another
>enlisted african immigrant nigress trying to become officer
>litterally fast tracked because she is a minority and blacks usually dont become officers
>cant pass basic college classes because she is dumb as rocks
>>75060983
>Not using lbs for pounds
>>75062862
You misspelled "libs"
>>75056454
is your gf german
>>75061420
well nobody should be drunk anyway you know, or at least not outside his home. otherwise you are just a fuckin embarrassment and just goes to show that you don't know your limitis. In ancient Greece niggas would always put water in their wine because being drunk was shameful and stupid
>>75056454
>Work in freight transport for a too-big-to-fail company.
>Temp agency that the company uses to fill spots starts hiring heaps of women.
>Get saddled with "training" a woman to close up trailers.
>She's 5'5'' 70kg mx.
>Straight out of the box she starts bitching about how all the men she was working with kept stopping her from picking up the heavy freight.
>Literally calls them sexist for trying to stop her from destroying her body.
>Indulge her fantasy because I'm a millennial beta.
>Insists that I let her try to lift the metal freight restraining gates on the trailers by herself because she's "strong".
>Tries with all her strength to lift 20kg to chest height, twice.
>"Wow these things are heavy!"
>Pick it up and drop it in with one arm just to be a maximum shitlorde.
>"Heh... you're pretty strong anon"
(She was 5/10 and no I did not hit it before she got fired for failing the minimum strength test for the medical).
It never ceases to amaze me how delusional blue collar women are about their strength levels.
>>75062933
Nope. Hungarian. Why?
>>75061698
I think the booing was sarcastic.
>>75063022
Forgot my pic.
>>75063023
From the pic she looked very much like my mentally ill german ex gf
>>75060262
Yeah, helping girls move... I'm always surprised by how hot and bothered it gets them. Both lifting heavy shit and re-building their furniture
>>75062215
What's so funny about that?
>>75062388
I was demonstrating that the war is over, and you and GB lost
God bless Ben Franklin
>>75063022
Unrelated to the thread topic but what does your job consist of doing? Just loading and unloading or more than that?
>>75061335
The burgermutt is projecting, don't mind him greatest ally.
>>75056454
>bring my gf when I go to hang out with my guy friends (introduce her)
>she's talking about how she used to do wrestling in high school
>friend asks so you think you could take down anon?
>laugh and say no
>she agrees
>I'm DYEL and could still overpower a "trained" woman
>be in old band (that I could kicked out of for being a bigot)
>they're debating about whether or not a girls hockey team could take on a mens
>one guy actually says the men would win (what a chauvinist)
>drummer, who is also a tranny, says they'd be equal
>argument never ends
>next day at work (I worked as a zamboni driver at a city ice rink)
>ask coworker who he'd think would win?
>anon the girls would get their shit kicked in and probably end up with broken bones
>the Uni girls team practices against the high school boys team
Also, someone past that video of the girls rowboat competition
>>75063022
Shoulda fucked her up the ass, given her a ride home, and then suddenly order her to get out of the car and walk the rest when you're halfway.
>>75056454
>Women are fucking weak
This is not true and just a stereotype. Actually, my sister is stronger than me.
>>75063469
>looks at flag
>everythingasusual.jpg
My wife has a hard time opening the door in a strong wind. She also has a tough time carrying heavy objects. So she asks me to do it or I offer. Makes me stronger, she relies on me more, and overall makes our relationship better. We both value eachothers strengths and weaknesses, we are a team that realizes we're better together than being apart.
That's why feminism destroys the family unit and relationships, it rejects the ability of recognizing and admitting your weaknesses.. so you end up with a bunch of very weak people with loud mouths. Kinda like those yapping rat dogs which have become popular with women.
https://youtu.be/eFYfZg1jsJU
>>75062215
I greet all my male relatives except my father with a handskake kek (I'm Finnish)
The women all go in for a hug though.
>>75063469
>>75063469
I bet she is you fucking faggot
>>75063625
>The women all go in for a hug though.
they want the BAC
>>75063351
During the start of the shift I manage a small team that looks after routing and data-entry for exports, but at the end I get to be the 'tard wrangler for organizing and closing up all the loaded trailers.
>>75063401
She was a single mum with rainbow hair and full sleeves and leg tattoos; I wouldn't have stuck my enemy's dick in it. Allegedly she sucked a couple of dicks to get some of her braindead (female) friends hired too, but that was only rumors as far as I know.
>>75061964
>>75063896
>BAC
Big Austrian Cock? But the guy said he's Finnish
>>75063671
kek
sometimes you burgers are alright
>>75062215
So how do you greet your grandfather? Suck his cock?
>>75056969
>>75061157
Now in their defense, hand grip strength is more reliant on the size of the joints than muscle strength. This is why even the worlds strongest women are barely above the average male in terms of hand grip strength.
Specifically for this, women will never compete with men.
>>75061894
There isn't even a term to describe how cucked Swedefags are.
>>75063366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCgVCV8pCbQ
>>75060586
You should have raped her one night while jogging and screamed alahu akbar
I am a fit guy, and I've never had a girl try to hit me with "I can do it too!" Even my fit female friends won't hesitate to ask me to lift something heavy. Where do you find these girls?
>>75061208
I used to work in a multipurpose building that would often host marriages.
People, often older women would try to help with the set-up and clean-up, which would involve getting some folding tables off or on a rack.
Usually they'd need 3 of them to do it. One to hold the table, one to fold the legs, one to hold the rack, then two to lift the table into the rack.
All this while I'd put 2~3 in by myself.
Sometimes I'm curious what life would be life if I wasn't able to use my body as I do now. It's hard to imagine being as helpless as the average woman. Even worst being that helpless in a context even half as safe as our current society.
Clearly there's good reasons for women to stay hidden in the house.
>>75060807
I loved when he was talking about how to fight women.
>Catch the wide overhand right flail
>Then the left
>Use your leg to guard your balls
>Bear hug them and bring them slowly down to the floor
>>75064422
ebin
Women can't even open glass jars ffs
>>75063896
Big Arctic Cock?
>>75064501
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
you see, anon, when you get out of your room for at least 1 hour a day, you lose the false perception that everyone is either a jew or a feminist trying to hurt you (not saying they don't exist, but everything here is a bit exaggerated)
Keep being fit bro
>>75060096
well at the very least you used your head instead of whining and moaning about how the jar is a feminist or some shit.
>>75064749
don't you have debts to pay?
>>75064971
don't you have bantz to bring?
Tried to be chivalrous
Wanted to move a chair for girl in a class
Hit her in solar plexus
She have been choking on the floor
>>75056454
I'm 183cm and 100kg and my mom can beat me in arm wrestling. She's about 180cm tall and weighs 70kg. She's a cop and regularly does weight work and used to compete in the Olympic team for hammer throwing.
I wouldn't mess with some Slav womyn.
>>75060807
how is it relevant who fucking told a joke? did you want internet points you fucking newfag?
>>75065475
>She's about 180cm tall and weighs 70kg
SNU
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>>75056454
Why do you need validation that you're better?
Do you need to read stories about how retards are dumber than you?
Do you need to read about how the handicapped are physically less capable than you?
>>75065475
ur a cuck, im 95kg and I would rek your moms hand in armwrestling
>>75061208
I never got people who can't stand when drunk.
If I go get completely T-rashed I can walk home every time and keep it on the side walk. might wobble a little but I'll shamble on home.
>>75065475
Amazing, I'd let your mom totally strangle me with her thighs
>>75065655
>autism
>>75056454
Kurnam a csajod xD
>>75058309
You need to flood the earth with your spawn
>>75060394
Fake and gay
>>75066112
Ááálmodj királyláány
>>75066112
Buzi seggfej
>>75060586
Tell her you'll run with her for free if she publicly denaunces her leftist views.
>>75065568
Calm down, aspie.
>>75061698
>Was a sore cunt after getting her ass beat, too.
Like 99% of women don't have any concept of honor
Serving in the military with women made me transfer to an all male unit.
>>75066354
Teged is kurnalak :')
>>75064749
But why would people lie on the internet?
That actually reminds me, I used to be an EMT, and the girls never even once pretended to be as strong as the guys. They would never hesitate to ask for help lifting the NICU stretcher (it was fucking heavy) and the one time my usual fit male partner was out and I was working with a female, she asked me if I was insane when I tried to lift a 250 pound patient with her like I normally do with my guy partner (which consisted of us just lifting then up by the sheets and moving them).
>>75066454
Same here. But those days are gone now.
>>75056454
Soviet women are the strongest in the world
>>75065679
I'm average strength, deadlift about 120kg and squat a bit less. I'm stronger than her in a push/pull but armwrestling and just arm/grip strength I have no chance, it's probably technique more than anything, police aikido classes and years of sports does that I guess. I'm just saying that certain women can tougher than others.
>>75066637
>you or a family member or friend could be relying on these people to lift them up and move them
>>75064501
I encounter them in the workplace
>>75061637
I had a hearty kek
>>75060394
>being 5'6
>gets in my face
manlet detected
Everyone knows this but some dont want to acknowledge it. It is this reason why people think it is a good idea to have women in the military and weaken our forces.
>>75060264
whatever you say edgy hulk
>>75067013
That's right. Welcome to America.
>>75067044
What line of work? I work in a lab now and even the fit girl here asks me to help open caps on vacuum sealed centrifuge tubes that are really stuck on, and she's a very liberal "girls shouldn't be discouraged from trying not activities" type.
>>75059192
You anon, have made me feel old. Please kill yourself.
>>75058857
This, I don't even speak about a pull-up.
I always laugh when I see all these women speaking about "irrealistic standard of beauty" when you just need to stop eating like a pig and do a light intensity workout once a week as a woman to be largely above average.
>>75062258
If you dont keep them on a tight leash, yes. In my experience any bitching and whining needs to be stopped before it happens, if you do they wont be a bitch against you and just do that to the weak cucks who lets it happen.
>>75063983
I never got this image
>>75061540
kek'd
>>75066637
>250lbs between two people is a lot for women
wew
>>75068276
Seriously? It's a joke about personal boundaries and how intimate people are.
>>75068369
Carrying by the sheets they're laying on and starting from chest height? Yeah.
>>75056454
>>75056601
OP how did you get a picture of my oneitis?
>>75068493
Is that it? I did not think it was that obvious. I guess I was over thinking it
>>75056454
The strongest women at my gym is literally weaker than every guy, even the skelly DYELs and every single one of them have terrible form I don't understand it, even the skeleton high school kids have better form than them
>>75068638
That's all there is too it.
>>75065475
> and used to compete in the Olympic team for hammer throwing.
Grand.
This is what fat tumblarenas think they are.
My mom beats me at arm wrestling
>>75068555
picture of the bitch fucking angers me
such a fucking horrid wrench
>>75068947
There's an Asian girl at my gym with perfect form and the most perfect, petite curvy body you've ever seen. She can't weigh more than 100lbs soaking wet. The first day she came to the gym, she warms up and then works up to a 2 plate squat. Pound for pound, she's as strong as any of us. All of our jaws hit the floor.
>>75068947
That's because even if you took your female and compared her to a manlet who is the same height, weight, and "fitness" level, she still has 50% or so less muscle mass than he does.
>>75069338
t. things that never happened
Girlfriend couldn't work the slide on any semi-auto pistol.
Once arm wrestled muh-strongk-womyn lesbian rooommate in college who "worked out" all the time and was a nog. She had seemingly muscular arms, too, and I'm a skiinny manlet.
I thought she was joking when she was arm wrestling because it wasn't possible she was that weak. Except she was. I think I just stopped because it was no contest.
>>75056454
Serious question:
Do guys like it if a girl asks you to open jars, put up shelves, carry bags, change a tire etc?
Or do you think she is a whiny bitch and should do it herself?
>>75060807
I'm in stitches right now
>>75058984
>laugh, throw my smoke on the ground and walk away
>throw my smoke on the ground
>on the ground
>>75069306
Fuck off she's beautiful in real life and I'm 85% sure that's her
>>75066637
Wew. Amerifats better not depend on their ambulance service.
>>75069351
It's the testosterone that contributes to body strength more. Makes men of the same physical build nearly twice as strong.
>>75056454
As a plumber I see it everyday, old women whose husbands died and have to carry on alone don't tend to the technical aspects of their home.
Something as easy as checking the pressure on the central heating is something exotic to them.
And the only thing I can do is pity them.
On the other hand, most younger people can't do it either since they don't learn practical stuff at these colleges
I don't pity them at all since most of them are condescending since I'm just the plumber.
>>75069823
she's a cheating whore who lives in a literal pile of shit
dumb bitch runs away from her problems just to create the EXACT same ones
acts like a fucking 13 year old when she's in her mid 20s
>>75069667
No I love it I don't think it's whiny I love opening jars there's nothing more satisfying than watching a girl struggle to open a jar and look at you needing help.
>>75069338
Yeah there's one girl at my gym who's a serious lifter her arms are pretty huge>>75069351
Yeah I know why they're weaker but I'm just pointing out how they're all so much weaker
>>75069393
>Real fitgirls don't exist
Ok.
I'm female and I bet I'm stronger than at least half of you retards in this thread
>>75070024
Ok, thanks for the answer.
