Rural debate tonight at 7:30pm with Barnaby Joyce, Joel Fitzgibbon, and Richard Di Natale on ABC24.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-25/election-live-blog-may-25/7442778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqtkckl6s5Y
Election:
>Refugees btfo
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-18/election-2016-peter-dutton-comments-illiterate-refugees/7425642
>Gooks btfo
https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/australian-banks-are-clamping-down-on-foreign-buying-of-homes-034057214.html?cmp=fb
>Dole bludger is very happy
https://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/come-on-a-proper-kiss-when-bill-met-margo-20160517-goxba1.html
>Hanson likely to become Senator
https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2016/05/23/how-pauline-hanson-could-easily-win-a-senate-seat/
Parties:
Major:
Liberal + Nationals coalition
Labor
Legends:
Katters Australian
Family first
I haz the autism:
Greens
One nation
Liberal democrats
Single Issue:
Shooters & fishers
All other parties are irrelevant as fuck and you should feel bad for thinking otherwise.
/pol/ voting method:
House of reps: Preference your favorite minor parties first then finish up with your choice of major party.
Senate: Having independant or minor party senators is desired to force negotiation and prevent government from passing anything it likes unchecked.
Having a variety of senators will prevent a consolidation of the balance of power.
VOTE IN THE POLLS CUNT:
Minor parties:
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll699836xf8bdC6Ec-28
Major parties:
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll699831xE24B4a73-28
Please provide submissions to be added to this list.
Examples of legend status:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPz7ck1QANk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmBmHnwGuvw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyELpE9CTa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOXh5repOWI
Examples of autism:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTJ2d8y86g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWGqFrZl7p8
Examples of banter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cAyfsd67_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDNMNXNS4jI
>>75041034
Why is One Nation in the Autism category you cunt?
DEBATE LIVE STREAM WILL PROBABLY BE HERE I CAN'T SEE THE FUTURE CUNT:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
>>75041301
>I CAN'T SEE THE FUTURE
Not with that attitude you can't mate. Stop drinking fluoridated tap water and learn to synchronize your chakras and you might be surprised by what happens.
He's in your head, he's pulling the strings and levers, long after he's forgotten you he'll be on your mind. Barnaby Joyce just cannot stop the banter.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-25/johnny-depp-labels-barnaby-joyce-inbred-with-a-tomato/7443328
>>75041552
I like Barnaby, I just wish he sounded like less of an idiot.
Same with Bernardi, possibly the most eloquent and red-pilled pollies we have but he sounds like a stoned bogan you'd find at any station.
>>75041188
They has the autism
>>75041792
You want them to sound like poofters m8?
>>75041833
Autism is following politics so closely you know what all the acronyms mean.
>>75041911
Now you're just nitpicking
>>75041847
Nah m8, I just think that their arguments would be taken more seriously if Barnaby stopped ripping bongs before getting on Q&A and Bernardi talked at a slightly faster than Molyneaux pace.
>>75041988
That post makes no sense you poofter bloater.
>>75042021
Barnaby's arguments aren't that great m8 no matter how he puts them. He used to be good but he sold out years ago.
>>75041034
>Liberal Democrats
>autism
>in the same category as (((the Greens)))
Literally neck yourself
>>75042259
lolbertarians are literal autism m8. Everyone knows that.
It is the most autistic of the ideologies, that is a fact.
DEBATE STARTING NOW:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
Hold on to your butts.
>>75042259
>intentionally voting for the gay liberal party
Their existence is an accident and I hope Leyonhjelm disappears this election.
>inb4 muh guns
That issue would be better represented by voting shooters & fishers, LDP is literally isn't much different than the libs economically they just also socially liberal which is cancer.
>>75042443
Lionhelm used to be part of shooters and fishers but he got pissed off with their social conservatism. Now he advocates for fag marriage.
Mookgate
>>75042375
>In a country built by libertarian economic policy
>l-libertarian is and autistic ideology, n-notice me senpai
>Biggest cheer for Di Natale
IT'S OVER
KILL YOURSELF BARNABY
Joyce seems a bit autismal tbph
>>75042443
Do the Shooters and Fishers have a seat in the Senate? Didn't fucking think so
>>75042375
I refuse to argue with someone from an Asian country about civil liberties. The irony would be just too strong
COLES AND WOOLIES PROTECTED BY THE COLES AND WOOLIES OF POLITICS!!! LABOR/NATIONALS BTFO
>muh milk
>>75042523
It's an ABC crowd, and he's the only party leader there which is embarassing desu, they didn't rank him up to the PM debate. He's trying to make the argument is now a party of governance so he's been cucked hard.
>>75042712
>>Do the Shooters and Fishers have a seat in the Senate? Didn't fucking think so
LDP only has a seat because people thought they were voting liberal, if you don't believe this you are an idiot and all they have done with the power is act like a bunch of green cunts.
>>75042712
>someone from an Asian country
Strewth m8 look at me lingo and you will see the flag is just a proxy.
LABOR HATE FARMERS CONFIRMED
Matthias Cormann's cousin shilling.
MATIAS CORMAN STACKING THE AUDIENCE
>>75042794
Yeah, the Greens commissioned an inquiry into the nanny state....
Oh wait, they didn't. It was the LDP
German cuck asking about population growth kek
>>75042809
Stop being a pussy and take it off
>migrant question
>"how can we get more migrants in and spread them around"
>lets send immigrants to where there's already fuck all employment
What a bunch of cucks
>>75042860
>Commissioned an inquiry
LITERALLY WASTING TAXPAYER MONEY. GREENS ARE THE MOST PRO FREEDOM EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
>>75042794
HE'S THE GREENS LEADER AND FROM THE COUNTRY DICKHEAD GREENS CONFIRMED FOR ONLY PARTY THAT CARES ABOUT FARMS
I think Di Natale has studied Hillary's colossal fuck up in her coal miners losing jobs speech.
I honestly don't mind this guy, his party is just too batshit though and he can't hide that and the party's history no matter how hard he tries.
burn the coal, pay the toll
>>75042885
>Stop being a pussy and take it off
t. ASIO
why the fuck is di natale on a rural debate? they get no fucking votes outside of melbourne and sydney
Greenie needs to shut up desu
Joyce needs more energy, he's low energy.
Vote the party that gives you your guns back.
anyone give me a run down whos who?
>>75043175
>He needs a gun to unseat government
>>75043129
Greens hold two rural seats in NSW state parliament and almost won one in WA. Di Natale grew up in teh bush and lives on a farm today. That's why he's there.
>>75043135
Barnaby kept lying and needed to be shut down.
Which is the party that is most similar to trump? I want a wall around Australia to keep the invaders out.
>>75043149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmUo-nDJS2Y
>>75042986
Fine, keep voting for tiny meme parties that win 0.3% of the vote
Not my problem
>>75043149
he knows he's gonna get kicked out by tony windsor
>>75043175
that would be the shooters, fishers and farmers party
>>75043198
The middle guy is the deputy pm (liberal)
On the left is the greens leader
On the right is the federal member for Newcastle. (Labor)
>>75043198
Regular looking bloke with striped red tie: Joel Fitzgibbon from Labor
Fatter guy in the middle: Barnaby Joyce from the coalition
Guy with glasses: Richard Di Natale leader of the greens
>>75043198
Barnaby Joyce is the deputy PM, Nationals leaders and international laughing stock.
Joel Fitzgibbon is Labor right goon, who drank his way into politics
Richard Di Natale is the leader of the greens, a farmer and a doctor who saves lives everyday he's not trying to save Australia.
>>75043198
The nu-male is the Greens leader, the bogan is the deputy PM and has been the coalition's agriculture attack dog for the past while and the generic politician is a shapeshifting demon representing Labor.
>>75043226
>Greens holding seats
Voting for the Greens should get you a one way ticket to Canada
>>75043278
>he's gonna get kicked out by tony windsor
No chance. Windsor fucked himself by supporting Gillard.
>>75043235
AUSTRALIAN LIBERTY ALLIANCE
>>75041792
I've played football with Bernadi before, ask me anything
>>75043287
>>75043289
>>75043300
>>75043306
t-thanks guys
>>75043254
More energy here, I like it.
>>75043216
For the record, I don't need guns to unseat my government..
All I need, are whoopy cushions, 365 of them.
>>75041034
Also Family First are a bunch of fucktards who want Internet filtering at DNS level implemented. What the fuck are they doing in the legends category OP?
>>75043402
Does he have a big dick?
>>75043388
Exactly. We need to protect our alliance with Israel
The ALA stand for this over everything else.
Shalom, anon.
Barnaby bringing the bantz
>Stopping live animal exports caused refugees
KILL YOURSELF BARNABY BEFORE JOEL AND RICHARD KILL YOU
HOLY SHIT THIS IS A MASSACRE!
>>75043441
Better than the rest of the region desu.
>>75043254
ahaha parliament bantz
>>75043427
What's wrong with that?
tbqh we should be sending missionaries to India, converting them from Hindu and opening a huge new market for beef exports.
Fuck Indos.
>>75043402
I smoked bongs with Swanny and fingered the chick from Good Game in a nightclub one time
>>75043129
they have senators from SA, QLD, WA and tasmania.
two of the three leaders have come from tasmania.
>>75043485
> what's wrong with censorship
Are you serious anon? You want to be Chinese? Here's a one way ticket m8.
>>75043485
Nothing
*tips statist fedora*
>>75043485
>Thinking this site wont be the first one filtered out.
SHOOT YOURSELF YOU FUCKING BIBLE THUMPER
>>75043478
The rest of the region is a better market for all of our agricultural shit m8. ISrael gives us fuck all.
We have no need to take sides in foreign disputes at all.
>>75043474
>Turkey isn't holding refugees over the EUs head
This is how you sound.
>>75043427
>muh Internet
>>75043498
i've heard hex is a massive slut
apparently SHY was too in her uni days
things are heating up
>>75043617
t. Wen Xinling, representative of the Chinese Communist Party of Australia to the China-Australiam Friendship Alliance
>>75041034
>>75041188
Liberal democrats in the autism section i can understand, but the greens arent autists, theyre communists.
GREENS STOPPING CHINA FROM BUYING EVERYTHING UP, NOT LIKE THOSE DOGS FROM LABOR!
>>75043679
(You)
which parties are cucks and which aren't in Australia?
>>75043732
Xie xie, Mr. Wen
>>75043485
you'll need a VPN to get here.
>>75043738
All of them are cucks. Didn't ya know?
>>75043588
> Implying we should deal with Muslims at all
>>75043738
all major parties are cucked
>>75043738
All
None
>>75043805
Yes m8 lets be poor just so we don't have to sell anything to a muslim.
Barnaby "inbred tomato" Joyce
>>75043869
There are things far more important than money.
Muslims once again confirmed for literally just being Jews.
>>75043869
Sounds good m8. :^)
I think this audience just think they're all disconnected with the way they're all calling each other liars. Richard probs gonna bring it home with his feels politics.
Di NATALE DESTROYING LIBCUNTS NBN """"""POLICY""""""
>>75043981
Like that's hard to do...
SKYNET CONFIRMED
LYIN' BARNABY
LYIN' BARNABY
LYIN' BARNABY
LYIN' BARNABY
LYIN' BARNABY
LYIN' BARNABY
LYIN' BARNABY
>>75043254
>le happy treasurer in the back
>LIVE SHEEP! HERE! HERE!
top kek
Barnaby confirmed for not understanding how capital gains taxes work.
>a government program's not welfare
wut
>indigenous ranger
>real job
Anyone got any tips for understanding this economic speak?
I'm seriously starting to think Greens are going to wipe rural Australia this year I'm actually concerned. New England looks like a real easy win for Barnaby but other rural electorates are starting to concern me.
>>75044637
kill yourself
>>75044651
Dumb cunt.
Australian politics is a waste how is every party objectively shit
>muh renewable energy
oh ffs
Why do the Greens even exist?
>>75044651
I feel pretty confident my electorate will stick with the Nats kek
>tfw irrelevant lower house vote
>>75044707
Explain to me how I'm being a dumb cunt
>>75044813
You said this m8:
>I'm seriously starting to think Greens are going to wipe rural Australia this year
>>75044808
dw senpai my electorate is very insignificant too. I wish I lived in the exciting ones like New England
Doesn't Germany import nuclear energy from Austria?
>>75044651
greens have no hope in the bush
>quoting germany's goverment
lol fuck that cunt
>>75044933
They also have the highest cost of electricity in Europe
>>75043498
>fingered the chick from Good Game in a nightclub one time
holy shit me too mate
>>75041034
>Nationals represent the farmers
It's still the funniest meme, considering the massive amounts of farmers relying on social welfare.
>>75044799
http://www.afr.com/business/energy/electricity/its-the-end-of-energy-and-transportation-as-we-know-it-tony-seba-20160519-goz5bm
> Within just 15 years conventional energy production and transport will have been rendered obsolete by the revolution taking place in batteries, solar power and electric cars.
> The startling thesis by energy disruption guru and Stanford University lecturer Tony Seba has been around for a couple of years but after originally being dismissed as crazy, is now catching serious attention from investors.
I'm cumming Australiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>75045053
I appreciate the link but its stuck behind a pay wall
>>75044986
She's got that look desu
>>75044799
KILL YOURSELF
>>75045123
chuck the url into google
>>75045123
javascript:$('.paywall-panel').remove(); $('body').removeClass('has-paywall'); $('p').removeAttr('style');
>>75045079
Looks like Pedo.
>>75043498
Who hasn't?
climate changeageddon
>>75045145
Typical populist extremist
>>75044959
>>75044933
If by highest prices you mean so much excess energy that people were paid money to consume electricity then yeah.
http://energytransition.de/2014/05/german-power-prices-negative-over-weekend/
>>75045143
Is she who you're calling hex? Lmao I fingered her in a nightclub once. She had black hair at that point though.
>>75045227
Well who the hell am I thinking of.
There was a chart posted a while ago comparing energy prices by country and I swore Germany was towards the top.
>>75045145
>shilling the greens on /pol/
why?
>>75045200
takes one to know one
>>75045143
I fingered a chick in a nightclub who looked just like her
>>75045248
>>75045345
That's her! LMAO I fit three fingers in her
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_zMYeUrgfk
fucking latho
>>75045345
Hey I recognise her.
I fingered her in a nightclub once.
>>75045324
It was probably her, she gets around. Goes alright though
>>75045345
YOu shut up about my waifu, you CntU!
>>75045419
You must be a fairly handsome lad then.
..Unless of course she was drunk.
we should have done a qanda style bingo for this
who is voting ALA?
>>75045523
Mate she was sloshed off her face
>tfw Barnaby Joyce isn't LNP leader
>tfw Tony Abbott might never be LNP leader again
>tfw Anthony Albanese isn't Labor leader
just fuck me up lads
>>75045520
>Getting made cause he's the only guy in Sydney who hasn't given Hex the finger.
>>75045877
>tfw fingered Hex in a Brisbane night-club once
>>75045929
>mfw I fingered her in Adelaide
>mfw I have no face
this thread just did a 180.
>tfw have low libido
>>75045974
>I fingered her Adelaide
You fingered her shit hole?
Well, I've never seen a public drowning before but after watching Barnaby Joyce struggle tonight I think I have. Has a party leader ever come across as so uninformed, so out of touch and so belligerent? Even when given the chance to back away from his ABSURD statement that stopping live exports brought refugees to Australia he stood by it.
>>75044572
>You'll never be employed to hunt wide packs of coons
>you'll never use jerry cans for bait
>Sir Joh will never rise from the dead and take his rightful place as Prime Minister
>>75045929
Tfw swiped her with my debit card in a nightclub one time and she vomited half a goon bag
>>75046094
Well memed m8
>>75041034
VOTE independent and you will have NO IDEA what they will vote for or against in the senate. If you have a particular favorite Independent...tell me who they are what they voted for and why
>>75046343
We aren't here to give you training wheels, it's up to you to be informed on the candidates in your area
>ok with fag marriage
>hate kikes/israel
>want to reduce migrants/kick them out unless they're earning a degree or already employed in a professional job
>Not full socialist but not a libertarian either
I just want to protect Australia and let Australians do mostly whatever they want within certain reasoning.
>>75046205
>When you remember Sir Joh is dead and isn't coming back
Just fuck me up f a m
>>75046343
ABOLISH THE SENATE FULL STOP. DON'T GIVE THEM ANY POWER IF YOU WANT DECISIONS MADE INSTEAD OF MONTHS AND MONTHS OF TALKING WHICH YOU WILL HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOUR INDEPENDENTS ARE TALKING TOO OR WHICH WAY THEY ARE VOTING.
>>75046454
NAME ONE INDIE AND WHAT THEY STAND FOR , IF THEY ARE IN THE SENATE NOW WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WHAT DID THEY VOTE ON ...SHOW YOUR WORK....THIS IS WHAT THE AVERAGE VOTER WILL ASK OF YOU
>>75046483
>ABOLISH THE SENATE
No m8 Queensland has no upper house ND IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN CORRUPTION CENTRAL.
>>75046454
mate you want the average Australian to do that your kidding yourself...independents in the senate will Guarantee a stalled government again and again.
>>75046650
Nope best thing ever. get rid of that layer of Gov
>>75046650
You'd be a LABOR VOTER right?
>>75046650
>No m8 Queensland has no upper house ND IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN CORRUPTION CENTRAL.
Most of the corruption in this country comes from NSW.
>>75046480
It's a bad feeling m8
>>75046740
>>75046766
m8 just look at the recent reinstatement of full preference voting that was raped through in Qld. One House doesn't work m8.
>>75046719
Yeah they managed to stop $¼ Million Uni degrees and no centrelink for under 25s
>>75046854
Thats because there is already a hung parliament in QLD
>>75046976
they all supported leftwing policies. mate Now the taxpayer picks up the tab for Uni degrees and more welfare
>>75046976
Unis are the hub of leftwing activists and the independents supported it. If you don't like capitalist economies your a leftie mate
>>75046854
Thanks to Clive Palmer and his meddling QLD has a hung parliamnet.
If you aren't a socialist/Unionist or labor/greens supporter your intentions about election of independents is admirable.BUT the social mindedness of your cause will ultimately lead you to the leftwing social manipulation.
Anything but Australia first party
Liberty alliance will literally make German anti Nazi tier laws
And everything else will let in gook and arabs
>>75047633
>Australia first party
They are based m8. What is your problem?
>>75041034
Is any government going to address under/unemployment for under 30's is at depression levels?
>My god Boomers have destroyed any hope for us to be ever be financially secure in western society. Worst generation ever
>>75047682
Nothing that's who you should all vote for anything else worse
>>75047716
Who are you quoting there senpai?
>>75047633
Id like to hear them support capitalist economies then I'll believe it. If they were to, they would get my support in the future but not just as independents a whole fully national party.
>>75047767
Good on ya m8.
>>75047716
>>75047716
Any one who supports a market base economy will have a better chanse of full employment...anything else is socialism fake jobs and UNIONS
Voting green and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>75047716
No one's gonna do that mate.
>pointing out something that upsets the age bubble.
Do you want to lose the election?
>>75041034
Bumping. Do the polls you cunts. I wish Labor wasn't so pathetic and the Libs (under Malcs) weren't so Globalist. I feel independents are the only real option for me.
>>75044651
I live in a rural area and everyone here hates the greens. Maybe not a good representation of other rural areas though.
I think the saying was "the further you get from trees, the more greens supporters you'll find"
>>75047970
Hopefully they (the GREENS) won't have a party for long bro
>>75048030
Th Greens/ALP are making a push into the country...started with the CSG atcivist...with the ALP you get Greens policies.
>>75048126
yeah that's what I was observing, they were you using the anti-CSG issue to push Greens heavily into rural QLD and Northern NSW
>>75047970
tfw both parties call the greens populist extremists
>>75048296
Mate everyone on this site is a populist, it's not really an insult.
>>75048360
Your mother is a populist
>>75047880
work for the dole doesn't do shit and makes it worse you cunt. It's a government backed slavery program.
>>75048417
I'll shove my popufist up ur ass m8
>>75048534
Your wrong that's what it should be
Don't wanna find a job and want free goverment money. Well you better be prepared to work and not sit around shitposting on /r9k/ about being a neet all day
>>75048534
I think what they're planning isn't the same as work for the dole which I completely agree with you on
>>75048534
lel thanks for standing up for my neetbux pal. Enjoy work bright and early tomorrow!
>>75048725
There are more people unemployed then there jobs you stupid cunt.
>>75048966
I had a job then I lost it I'm losing my mind trying to find work again.
>>75049073
Yeah and their doing cheap government work no one else would be doing
Planting trees and shit
Or what you rather they do no work and sit around getting dosh?
>>75049106
We're all gonna make it cunt
>>75048258
>http://www.poll-maker.com/poll699831xE24B4a73-28
Exactly Now look at other action by the rural people, farmers on protest over milk prices. its the tell tale sign of leftwing actiivism.
>>75049165
>Or what you rather they do no work and sit around getting dosh?
Yes i would rather. Since putting them to work actually costs us money because the government awards FAT contracts to work for the dole businesses.
>>75049165
I think if time that they could be using to find work better suited them is being wasted on salve labor. At least pay them minimum wage, you pay shit you'll get shit workers in return. I no if I was in that program I wouldn't even fucking try.
>>75049338
>he government awards FAT contracts to work for the dole businesses.
Thankyou someone pointing out the real parasites.
>>75048534
>>75048725
>>75049165
They pay construction workers 3 times the salary when your in a union Thats makes propertyprices too high and companies can't employ more people.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3607015/An-unskilled-labourer-Victoria-earning-150-000-year.html
>>75049481
Unions will break a business before taking a pay cut so more people can be employed.
>>75049481
>inb4 Yeah I want to be in the Union
if you want $150K As a laborer you will never have full employment in Australia (4%)
>>75049481
And this makes it OK to shit on the young and unemployed because?
>>75049718
spoken like a true marxist!
>>75049999
>Wants to make sure young people can get employment
>AHA GOT YOU, YOU DIRTY COMMIE
You fucking retard.
>>75050320
Ignore him.
Th-th-thanks Labor
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/queensland-government/queensland-age-of-consent-laws-to-change/news-story/f9414079addeca8f74505dd3bb319ccc
>>75051430
eh never knew queensland was 18. but then again sex doesnt interest me much
tony abbott is based
>>75051627
>Tony Abbott is based
He was/is a fucking corporate puppet like everyone else in in his party
>>75044711
All of them probably have some policy that you agree with, but the rest you don't. No one party out there that the majority of us agree with on most issues.
>>75052052
go away antifa
>>75052052
He wasn't a corporate shill in the end, he was just pussy whipped
>>75046464
a lot of international students cheat in uni
