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Why is the U.S military so shit tier? Compare them to Australian,
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Why is the U.S military so shit tier?

Compare them to Australian, or even British soldiers and you will see the glaring difference in quality.

I mean look at this picture, this is what is defending you, Americans.
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oorah devil dog :D
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>>75037055
American faggots compared to real alpha soldiers from Australia
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delete this goy
They're protecting Is- I mean the USA
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>>75036994
Whoever thought it would be a good idea to let women anywhere close to the military?

Fucking disgrace.
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>>75036994
Why is the Australian military so shit tier?

Compare them to Argentinian, or even French soldiers and you will see the glaring difference in quality.
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Australia got bored of cuck posting I see
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>>75036994
>implying airstrikes called by spics and niggers will be any different than those called by whites
>we can use chink human wave tactics and get rid of our garbage at the same time

sorry Ausfalia, you're still not and never will be relevant
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Is this AUS at 12:00 can't make out the accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC85NQpklZs
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>>75037181
Australia lost to emus, yes. But gorillas have even taken over cities in the USA.
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>>75036994
quality vs quantity The US armed forces has about 1.3 million people whilst Australia has about 60K whats more they actually have to use their military unlike us hence they cant afford to pump the same amount of time and money into training
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I love this good quality Australian shit posting.

More is desired.
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>>75037237
its called operation get behind the darkies
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>>75037278
probably british
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>>75037331
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>>75037278
They're Poms we can't afford trucks an shit.
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>>75036994

Look, man. The average Australian and British soldier is probably better than their average American counter-part. It doesn't really matter, however, because our military is better as a whole. Your navies are pitiful. Your air force is pitiful. Your army is pitiful. Both of your shitty countries rely on hegemony.

By the way, how are those Marines treating you? Can't wait for Australia to open up a base in Ameri--Oh wait, you're not needed here.
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>>75036994
There are stupid people in every military world wide. As a communication officer i can evaluate this pretty good. From my few british and french soldiers have the smallest number of dickheads.
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>>75037589
kek, did those navies and air forces help in Afghanistan fat boi?

You disgust me, you're absolutely pitiful.
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Compare this
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>>75037181
Wikipedia doesn't have this chart. Nice meme argument fuckwit
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>>75037055
That fucking filename.
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>>75037760
to this

who wins? You decide.
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>>75037674

What about Ireland? They always seem to have their shit together, despite a lousy shoestring budget.

As a side note, do you feel as if your country adequately invests in defense? I've heard that Germany is planning to increase military spending. Good for you guys. The Holocaust was a long time ago. Get over it and tap into your inner Nazis. Become the military power we know you can be.
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>>75037728
>how do we beat the Taliban?
>BOATS!

americans just need to stop and have a good lookout themselves in the mirror
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>>75036994
This thread again. Its in the archive . Saged reported kill yourself
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does Australia even have a military? lol
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>>75037728

I don't know. Apparently we're good enough for your Army.

http://www.stripes.com/news/serving-down-under-australia-offers-military-jobs-to-us-troops-facing-separation-1.176622

Besides, any cuck and his mother knows that Afghanistan was a failure of strategy and not military quality.
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>>75036994
Once we start getting female generals, you'll know when the U.S. is ripe for invasion.
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>>75037829

Dumbass. Our Navy doesn't exist to defeat the Taliban. It exists to maintain free trade and establish embargoes.
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>>75036994
LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
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Ayo hol up! Black african american male on vacation here. Why do yo aussie bitches love the BBC so much?

AUS KEKS BTFO
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>>75037829
This is like the 5th time in the past week you've posted this thread and you comment like 10 times per thread. Why is this so important to you?
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"Marines"
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>The Marine Expeditionary Force landed today marking a turning point in the conflict.

>In other news Australian military forces also landed today. Their twenty troops will be working with local forces washing the US military laundry.
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>>75038099
I think you've directed your anger towards the wrong fellow there, mate,
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>>75037674
>evaluate this pretty good
Fucking kraut grammar
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The US has literally become the NCR
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>>75038122
lel, Aussie SF were in Afghanistan before any of your own because we are so good. How does it feel knowing that your own government trust Aussie bulls before your own?
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>>75037815
military budget is a joke compared to our economy and yes there are actually plans to spend more. But these plans will prob be abandoned since the refugee crisis costs a lot of money. (government is more likely to build homes for refugees then for germans in need).
Another prob is the big mismanagement of resources in the german military.
I have never worked together with irish they are of no relevance.
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>>75038174
I'm not angry, just amused and a bit confused. Are you obsessed with the idea of getting pegged by a female US Marine or are you just trying to take back the shit-posting crown from the leaf?
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baaawww look at the tough marine cryin
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>>75038122

>The 82nd Airborne landed today, marking a turning point in the conflict.

Fix'd
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>>75037423
>probably british
>>75037423
>probably british
Yeah those guys might be British. At 27:55 looks like a lot like this guy who happen to be in Afghanistan last:
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>>75037181
Didn't you cunts lose a destroyer in a fight with an uninhabited island?
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At least Sandhurst is a military academy only and doesn't double as a university. You get treated like shit for the first 15-20 weeks, which is how it should be.
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>>75036994
That's a pretty intimidating looking short girl
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>>75040284
Yes she is a real cutie
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>>75038382
Mocking our women in uniform is one thing, but mocking one of our soldiers who lost their brothers to combat is just fucking low, even for an aussie.
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>>75037760

It's like cosplay for manlets
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>>75036994
>female drills
Why remind me of this
And they were always so short too
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>>75036994
Fuck off D&C shill The Anglosphere is the mightiest fighting force in history
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No it's not. America is defended by a vast nuclear arsenal. It is impossible to actually go to war with, there is no way to win against an opponent who can still kill you in their worst case scenario.

No personnel from a western nation has personally fought to protect anybody from their own nation.

The function of the modern western soldier is to exert policy.
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>>75041639
How bad is the penalty if you show up for army or whatever, the drill sargeant is a fucking munchkin and you decide fuck this I need to go rethink my decision to join the military?

Taking orders from women lol faggots
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>>75036994
>Australia
>Britian
>having a good military

Let's be honest here OP. That picture is defending YOU too.
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>>75041776
No personnel from a western nation has personally fought to protect anybody from their own nation since ww2.


Oops.
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Yeah I love this country but it's become shit. Next Great War I'm dodging the draft as America as a whole doesn't represent my ideals nor do I wish to die because our military is at least diverse and inclusive. I want to be in a killing machine. It's like varsity sports with the locker room culture. Without it military is kinda gay.
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>>75041800
Literally zero, you have a grace period during training as far as I know. After that though you cant. There are thousands of sites explaining that.
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>>75038040
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>>75041832
is it bollocks. we win our wars. it's your shit jobs we get stuck in for years. Can't even beat a bunch of farmers.
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>>75041476
They're not your brothers you fucking faggot they are you co-workers. Fuck me dead you're an embarrassment.
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wow women are allowed to join the marines?

really?
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>>75042092
>co-worker would take a bullet for the other
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>>75036994
doesn't really matter, they have the hardware to back it up. something we have a major lack of.
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>>75041476
Pic related: You

Cry me a river you stupid cunt
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>>75042101

For the US Rangers, they made the acceptance standards lower for women applicants. It's bullshit. In a do or die scenario, I want my teammates to be the toughest, strongest guys available. I'm not dying to make some feminist bureaucrat in DC happy.
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>>75042216
I'm probably whiter than you, faglord. My ancestors left Europe willingly, unlike your shitty convict ancestors.
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If this shitpost lasted long enough for people who could actually own guns (/k/) to wake up and reply. I wonder what they would say.
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>>75042165

This.

We may not be as well trained as other 1st world nations (aside from our special forces) but our whole economy is based off of the military industrial complex.
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>>75042284
My parents weren't born in Australia.
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>>75042317
>We may not be as well trained as other 1st world nations
Where does this meme even come from? Most European militaries outside of their special forces are not impressive. The Brits were the most comparable to America in my opinion. I never saw Australians, but most other Europeans were jokes; their soldiers wore beards (and not like special forces), they lacked any semblance of order, and they weren't even used for patrolling, just manning a gate.

Regardless, our Australian friend posted this yesterday as well, so it's either determined trolling or a slide thread.
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>>75042299
>greasy bacon in a paper plate right on the counter

What a poorly thought action
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>>75042452
Case.

In.

Point.
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>>75036994
Historically Australian soldiers are very brave and take the initiative but severely lacking in discipline. Would probably be a total headache to command.
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>His countries Marines allow women to serve within them
>His countries Marines have a significant number of niggers and spics

Cucked
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>>75042299
What can they say? Australian soldiers are better than American soldiers. look at this clip and listen to the Aussie giving orders compared to the slob American.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llvt6iDyi4c
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>>75042494
They were born in the U.S and England
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>>75037099
>emus
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>>75036994

>make-up
>not being the most photogenic bad-ass British Soldier on the planet
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>>75042607
>I AM AN EXTERMINATOR FOR ZARDOZ!
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>>75037181
>>75037202
>>75037237
>>75037278
>>75037815
>>75037840
>>75037847
>>75037905
>Americans kiss Australia's ass saying he's so funny and makes good threads
>Aussie makes an thread calling out Americans and they get pissy
Fucking double standard retards. Stick with what you say.
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>>75042588
not helping your own case, hombre
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>emus
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>>75042719
Would you like me to post a photo of my skin color, family?

I'm warning you, I am 100% whiter than you.
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>>75037181

At least emus exist.
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>>75036994
>Compare them to Australian, or even British soldiers

Inferring that the Ausfalian Army is better than Britain's..
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>>75042826
I wouldn't waste my time if I was you.
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>>75037278

The guy calling in the air strike is Scottish, so a Brit.
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>>75037099
But what are they fighting there? Kangaroos?
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>>75042694

I don't get the reference, kiwi-cuck.

Zach Galifianikis makes a Special-Ops Appearance in pic related.
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>>75036994
look at those greasy pig-like faces, fucking disgusting
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>women in the army
Fucking why

It causes friendly deaths
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>>75042893
Salam brother
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>>75042839
That one was a funny battle.
Lemme greentext:
>American and Canadians are deployed on different sides of island
>One American sets off a landmine
>Other Americans thought it was a Jap mortar crew
>They see Canadians
>Think Canadians are Japs and shoot at them
>Canadians think Americans are Japs too, they shoot at them
>Firefight starts
>Canadian destroyer sets off an underwater mine
>Not to mention the Island had traps everywhere and was cold as fuck
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I hear Canada has lost more troops in Afghanistan than Australia, Britain or any other of our allies. What's your guys thoughts on the Canadian military? Are they incompetent or at least half-decent?
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>>75042914
Here you go stevie wonder
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>>75038040
Jesus christ.

what went so wrong with the RAN and RAAF

Army lyfe best lyfe
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Americans are pussies compared to Australians, it's that simple.

If it had been Australia leading he charge into Iraq and Afghanistan we'd have been in and out and celebrating a comprehensive victory.

The Americucks fucked everything.
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>>75043082
Most of them were by American troops. Friendly fire incidents.
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>>75043082
Dealing with Kandahar is the difference. Besides, IED's dont care about your training
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>>75043093

Is that fucking Sean Connerry?
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>>75043246
The guy on the left or right?
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>>75043082
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarnak_Farm_incident

kek
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>>75043298
no, the mexican intellectual
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>>75043151
I was in the RAN for 6 years and met that Muslim officer. She gave a presentation to al these old crusty male WO's. Was funny as fuck watching them not give any fucks.

Women single handily ruined the Navy. Thats why I transferred to the Army but unfortunately Im seeing the same behavior only its less common due to less females. Every chick her is getting railed by someone or many.
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>>75043174

Nigga, you couldn't even kill a handful of emus. That's why nobody comes to you for military leadership.
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>>75043082

wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarnak_Farm_incident
wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_friendly_fire_incidents

>Canadian soldiers opened fire on a white pickup truck, about 25 kilometres west of Kandahar, killing an Afghan officer with 6 others injured on 26 August 2006
>Operation Medusa (2006): 1 – Two U.S. A-10 Thunderbolts accidentally strafed NATO forces in southern Afghanistan, killing Canadian Private Mark Anthony Graham.
>Canadian troops mistakenly killed an Afghan National Police officer and a homeless beggar after their convoy was ambushed in Kandahar City

Quite a lot of Canadian deaths.
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>>75043565

Was in for 2, from 2008 to 2010.

Knew Muslim guy, greeny. Nicest dude I ever met whilst in.
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>>75043762

>Canadian artillery units were rushed in to support the retreating American forces as a counterattack against the advancing German Army during the early stages of the Ardennes Offensive. When American troops were making a retreat north of the Ardennes, the Canadians mistook them for a German column. The Canadian artillery guns opened fire on them, resulting in 76 American deaths and many as 138 wounded.
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>>75043565
You'd think the Army would not give a fuck about any of that shit.

You Enoggera bro?
>inb4 OPSEC
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>>75044002
2 year imps?
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>>75044158
Infantry don't, everyone else does
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>>75037815
>What about Ireland? They always seem to have their shit together, despite a lousy shoestring budget.
They rely on us for defense, they have no airforce, they have nothing.

Just armed gorillas.
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>>75044188
Even Artillery and Armour will have gender quota's soon.

fucking hell mate
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>>75039333
After it hit a mine, if I recall.
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>>75044002
I went through recruit school with a muslim guy in 09/10, he was a techo cant remember if greeny or stoker.
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>Democrats
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>>75044287
None of the females who signed up for gun number made it to pucka.
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>>75036994
None of you can be as majestic as Indian army. Pic related.
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>>75036994
lol
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>>75044287

why not artillery

I used to fire soviet self propelled howitzers and for your regular crewman shit is easy as fuck, any calculations are done by officers and even then its pretty basic math

arty is pretty much perfect for women
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>>75036994
What the fuck happened to the West?
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>>75038040
Fucking enlisted left their diving suits on again.
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>>75044474

Poo in Loo, India. If we go to war alongside you, I don't want Pardeep dropping a child next to me on exercise.
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>>75044467
is supply and logistics still filled with cunts and smarmy bastards?

i know DFR is.
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>>75044009
Fucking cowards deserved it. You try to run, you get the gun.
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>>75044622
Why the fuck is that asshole not wearing his cover?
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>>75036994
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>>75037788
The USA you retarded shit stick. How in the fuck are you going to do anything or project any of your forces from your tiny island?
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>>75041476
>lost a fellow mercenary in a neocon war
Ftfy
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>>75044951
Is this actually real?
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My old man was in the RAAF and reckons the yanks take themselves too seriously.

> My old man overseas on US airbase
> Checkpoint at the entrance to american base
> Always some uptight MP dude saluting all the trucks as the drive in.
> Right, fuck this.
> He gets his mate to hold the steering wheel while he crouches down and does the pedals so that the drivers seat looks empty.
> MP saluting all the trucks
> All of a sudden the MP sees my dads truck drive past without a driver.
> Fucking Aussies.

Another time there was a joint US-ANZAC airbase with a rope dividing the runways

> "Fuck this gay ass rope!"
> They drive back and forth over the rope that divides the US base from the Aussie base, technically going in and out of the US airbase.
> MPs rush out in humvees and point guns at the boys all uptight and shit.

Can't take a joke. Can't handle shitposting IRL.
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>>75042518
>Cucked
We use your country as a fuel stop for our bombers, since that's all you're good for. Retard.

>pic-related: our bomber flying out of an RAF base

Who's the cucked one here?
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>>75044966
>He doesn't know Aus is getting aircraft carriers

You really think those outdated graphs on wikipedia are still true? Australia would destroy you within months of your landing force arriving.
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>>75044966
Quantity can in fact beat quality. We saw that in WW2.
>>75044935
What do you mean by cover? Do you mean is hat?
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>>75045084
>Ameripoops

>Quantity can in fact beat quality. We saw that in WW2.
No shit, we saw it in Crimea, albeit it was a stalemate but zerg rushing exists for a reason.
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>>75045069
You.
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>>75044699
We don't force children into war. You don't even understand us mom.
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>>75045148
>just the average American dirty little secret
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>>75037788
I think 3 beats 1 in anyone's book faggot lol
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>>75041776
A good post from Canada?
I'm shocked
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>>75045180
How can Auscucks even compete?
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>>75045180
I'm no /fit/fag but that doesn't look good for your back

>>75036994
also pic
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>>75045316
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>>75045239
>dat pic
Jesus fucking Christ.
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>>75045333
Why do we have women in the military? Women are weak, emotional creatures.
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>>75045398
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>>75045180
sugar cookies
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>>75045399
Now I'm really having dejavu. This same thread, the same pics, I even posted the same pic I drew in the previous thread.
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>>75045316
All that and you couldn't stop two unarmed passenger planes hitting the most important buildings in new york
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>>75044730
Yes. Trucky's are the biggest sluts.
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>>75045448
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>>75045083
>He thinks that Aus will ever catch up or outclass the USA on the sea.
>this isnt even half of our carriers
>this faggot thinking they are getting aircraft carriers when they are getting amphibious assault ship

https://warisboring.com/australia-is-getting-aircraft-carriers-sort-of-294519a756ca#.8toa06z1a
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>>75037278
Poms confirmed. It'll probably drain our economy if we were to drop bombs like that.
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>>75045333
I bet they have lowered the standard for acceptance into the military so that they can be more "diverse".
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>>75045448
>implying America could continue existing without an enemy
>implying the Patriot Act doesn't benefit the military industrial complex
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>>75037278
The guy saying "fuckin ell" is English, can tell by accent.
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>>75045515
Ahhww how come only murkins get floating roads
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Some quality shitposting in this thread.

Australia doesn't disappoint.
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>>75045451
just as i remember
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>>75045585
>>75045585
>Implying they'll float with the soldiers on them.
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>>75045563
Didn't they do something like with firefighters somewhere in the states? Or was that just a rumour?

There's certainly been talk about lowering standards in all sorts of different fields but I can't recall any instances of it actually happening.

I am now prepared to be disappointed with humanity when you post some links that prove otherwise
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>>75037334
Then why are you soldiers still fucking idiots?
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EVERYONE POST YOUR AUSSIE REPELLANT
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>>75045570
>implying you aren't basically admitting that you and every other American civilian on that day bent over to get fucked in the arse and attacked by the state for the sake of lining their pockets and not yours

ya sure showed me
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>>75045692
Mate that general was a fuckin' gallah. If the cunt can't handle a little banter how could he handle a war?
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>>75045692
already posted it, fag>>75044158
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>>75045643
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>>75045643
>Brit has to pick between CATOBAR systems or Halal food.
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>>75045570
>>75045761
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_War

>dem numbers
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>>75037728
Pretty well considering we beat the Middle East into an AK-47 stone age and completed all of our objectives.
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>>75043151
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>>75045833
You're just jealous your carriers don't have ramps for your mobility scooters.
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>>75036994
Why does a retarded aussie start this thread every day when he knows absolutely nothing about our army?
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>>75045761
>implying you didn't either, you limey fucking filth.
Open your eyes you shit toothed cunt.
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>>75045885
So what your saying is that brits are fat and need the ramp for your mobility scooters and you need to cater to your new mayor. Got it.
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>>75042067
That has literally never happened, nor have you contributed to a war effort since the eighties. Go get hit by an Exocet or something.
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>>75045934
It started with you.
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>>75045058
I'm ex Royal Air Force. I was in for nine years.
I worked with Aussies and Yanks (and many other nationalities).

Can confirm that Yanks are a bit uptight and generally don't understand the bants nor sarcasm.
Aussies and Kiwis are bro tier. I liked the Americans but there seemed to be a bit of a cultural divide.
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>>75045962
Yeah.

You seen our obesity numbers? It's called adaptation, it's why you've never won a war and will never win one.
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>I mean look at this picture, this is what is defending you, Americans.
America isn't a cuck country. They are allowed to defend themselves.
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>>75045962
Yeah.

You seen our obesity numbers? It's called adaptation, it's why you've never won a war and will never win one.

>mfw your Muslim president is allowing women to serve
>Haram.JPG
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>>75045864
Finished
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A very kind anon in the previous thread mentioned I should look at joining the air force because of my love for paperwork and sitting in an office all day and never talking to anyone.

I was going to follow this up but I'm not sure what the position actually is. Should I just call them up and ask?
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>>75046034
>They are allowed to defend themselves.
lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Defense_Authorization_Act

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_Act

Sure they are.
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>>75045918
woah bronerino I may be retarded but I'm not aussie :^)
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>>75036994
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>>75046100
They are lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_doctrine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand-your-ground_law
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>>75045990
Did you want me to personally take out the planes with my private jet or perhaps launch a few surface to air missiles from my garage?

Stupid fuck.
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>>75045845
>Communist forces: Sweden

Wut?
Sweden YES!
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>>75046216
Only applies if you're a non white.
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>>75046238
I have no fucking idea.
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>>75036994
Obama. Our military could still defeat Australia and Britain at the same time though. He can't just start sinking ships so he is feminizing the military, driving out the real men and tying the hands of the ones who stay.
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>>75046251
Fucking hell, I cringe every time I read or hear the word 'diversity'.
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If you think the adf would even hold a candle against the us, you are kidding yourself. Australia has a joke army and the RAAF and ran are only slightly better.
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>>75046251
Quite the opposite in fact. These rights are overwhelmingly used by Whites to defend themselves against non-Whites.
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>>75046316
>so he is feminizing the military

well that's one way to stink ships
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>>75046316
>Couldn't even beat Vietnam
>Thinks it stands any chance against the UK, let alone the UK and Australia combined.

Look at him, look at him and laugh.
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>>75046489
"No". Now go to bed, it's what? Midnight there.

You need to be up for early morning prayers.
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>>75046498
b-but muh objectives
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>>75046489
Delete this
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>>75046235
You were clearly born to be a slave. I've never met an American who realizes what the goals of wealthy political elitists are but at the same time seems to approve of it. You've got to understand your government doesn't represent you. I'll say the same about my own government but to just roll over and say "oh well nothing I can do about it USA USA USA"

You've got to retain the will to overthrow your government if you know what they're doing is malicious and deceitful towards its own people.
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>>75036994
>british army
beaten by potato niggers twice
>U.S. army
beaten by rice patty niggers
>Australian army
beaten by emus
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>>75046535
>Saigon was a victory tho
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>>75036994
The difference is, the US army can fight a war against birds and win.
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>>75046524
Nah, 9pm ;)

There's not even 500,000 Muslims in the whole of Australia lol.
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>>75046646
You have the missing link in Australia though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aboriginal_Australians
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>>75046642
Is that why they're filling their military with birds?
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>>75046418
>RAAF
>Run well

HA
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>>75046251
Never send your children to government indoctrination camp AKA public school.
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>>75046613
I was 13 years old when the planes hit you stupid fuck.
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>>75046642
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage
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>>75043071

honestly, though, every time Canadians go alongside Americans in war, we end up getting shot or bombed by them. Americans are trigger happy as fuck, have terrible target discrimination.
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>>75046695
Not a missing link as they diverged from Homo sapiens tens of thousands of years ago lol.
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>>75036994
The US military is currently occupying your country, you shouldn't brag. Same for the Brits, you guys are cucked
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>>75046826
"No".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaic_humans
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>>75046860
>The US military is currently occupying your country

Half of Africa is occupying yours
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>>75043246
>never seen Zardoz

Pleb...
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>>75045988
>american education
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>>75046908
Lost my shit.
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>>75045180
MFW there are two chicks total on that image who can do normal pushups
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>>75036994
OP is an Ausfag who has never served

protip: go to kapooka and there will be short, unfit women with mediocre soldiering skills acting as recruit instructors
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>>75046757
So? The america you live in today is still following the whole PNAC strategy. It's hilarious, rich neocons like George Bush and his mates cook up the PNAC plan, Obama gets in and they're still following PNAC. It's the clearest evidence that American democracy is merely an illusion, the same as ours to this day.

Something has to be done about it.
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>>75046807

There's a headline news story about US friendly fire on British troops virtually every day here, apparently its filtered out by the American media propaganda complex and isn't reported on over there
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>>75037099
Americans have tough cunts in their special forces aswell you stupid cunt.
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>>75046642
I'm sure they can probably fight fires and win too
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>>75046498
>doesn't know the difference between a strategic defeat and a tactical defeat.
>implying the US couldn't have turned the whole of Indochina into glass in 45 minutes if so inclined.
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>>75046879
Yes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aboriginal_Australians
>In a genetic study in 2011, researchers found evidence, in DNA samples taken from strands of Aboriginal people's hair, that the ancestors of the Aboriginal population split off from the ancestors of the European and Asian populations between 65,000 and 75,000 years ago
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>>75046977
Indeed. Easier said than done, though. And infighting doesn't help either.
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>>75046908
Oh God.
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>>75046908
I haven't seen any African military bases in France, meanwhile we're currently occupying over 10 African countries
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>>75047008
You wouldn't have done that because the Soviets would have curb stomped you hard.

Also

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bay_of_Pigs_Invasion

lel....

>>75047027
"No" now go huff some petrol.. Missing link.
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>>75046971
So I'm guessing you've served, in which case I have a question.

A lot of the recruitment videos for the Army feature people doing useless shit. Like helping abo communities, being friendly to kids overseas and shit like that.

How accurately does that reflect what Joe Pleb would be doing if he were to enlist today? I mean naturally I don't expect it to be all guns 'n action but I figured you wouldn't be doing the jobs of civilians either.
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>>75047028
>>75046977
Be on the lookout for suspicious vans...
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>>75043565
Thing with the Navy is (excluding marines) there's very little physical work involved. At least with the army, going infantry/cav/anything except logistics and nursing, you aren't going to see women, besides a couple of CMTs. Same with the air force.

Navy is completely fucked for anything except subs, and I think they're starting to fuck that up now as well. Women couldn't pass the psych tests for subs before they started relaxing it to get pass a quota. You can imagine the amount of horseshit that's going to happen if a nuclear armed sub loses contact while submerged and there's a woman at the helm, sometimes it makes me glad the americans control our nuclear arsenal.
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>>75044622
What's wrong with your pic though?
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>>75047057
And over 10 African countries are occupying France
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>>75047057
Yhea, your Africans are set loose in your capital instead

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5-aG5dU3_a4
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>>75047096
By definition they are not as Europeans and Asians do not descend from them.

>British Education
lol
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>>75047190
"No".

Now huff that petrol Ukimbo Jakuwobo.
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>>75047136
Most of the niggers in France are from the Antilles. And your military is still irrelevant and cucked by the US, sorry
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>>75047115
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>>75047130

>Army
>Physical activity

I'm training in the RAF to become an ABM, intense physical training everyday
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>>75036994

US military is 90% welfare babbies looking for benefits, and 10% actual studs who will fight with honor for US
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>>75047234
Just surrender France, let the hordes of african niggers over flow your weak nation. Let it go France just surrender
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>>75047102
Not an aussie, but served in the light infantry in the brit army in the 80's (after Falklands and before the first gulf war).

First of all, don't join the army for a trade. Get a trade on civvie street and you'll be paid a lot more for a lot less. I'd only recommend joining the army if you plan on doing something you can't do elsewhere, like get paid to shoot people. Keep in mind that's not a very transferable skill so either do it for 20 years and retire or do it for your contract and get out before your knees give out.

Peace time you're going to be doing fuck all other than marches and drills. Every year you might be lucky enough to get shipped out to Africa or Norway to do some arctic/jungle training, etc.

Other than that you're going to be bored out of your fucking mind. Not sure how it is now but I know Brits have a lot of restrictions placed on them nowadays with leaving the base, you're basically either going to be drilling or sat playing the xbox during the week, weekends you get to go home to see your mam (if you're married when you join you get a flat on-base to move your family in)

I'd go to school or get another job until some raghead blows up a train station somewhere and we get dragged into another ground war, it's a waste joining the army during peace time, unless you're just a welfare queen.
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>>75046908
nice bantz aussie bro
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>>75047280
>Chair force
>Intense physical training

Actually laughing mate.
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>>75047028
I'm with you there. Stay safe m8.
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>>75047322
The 10% percent are usually the ones who end up joining a militia after leaving because they realize they are just fighting for globalist jews.
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>>75047188
Those are "refugees", not the average niggers in Paris. They have been evecuated, meanwhile your irrelevant country is taking 2 or 3 times the amount of refugees we're taking
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>>75037278
Oh yeah I remember this documentary about the Pathfinders. I always found the part near the end were they guy tries to use American rounds and it gets him shot.
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>>75047096
At no point during the Cold War could the Soviets have "curb stomped" us. Many of their ICBMs were in terrible shape and would have either failed to launch, or suffered catastrophic failures during flight. The American technicians who inspected the Soviet launch facilities during the SALT treaties were shocked at how unprepared the Soviet Union was for nuclear war. In such a scenario, several NATO cities would have gotten nuked, (including many in the UK), but the Soviets would have most certainly gotten the shit end of the stick.
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