Come on India... is literally everything covered in shit?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-36366733?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=facebook
POO IN MAUSOLOO
>>75034952
Not really, but most of it is.
>>75034952
No amount of wagon wheels can carry away India's shame
>>75035338
We are one of the most shameless people on the earth.
>>75035817
We are one of the most looless people on earth.
>>75035817
Oh it shows, India
>>75035884
Didn't know that, welcome to the club brother.
>>75035817
I still have faith in you Indianbro. Just join the St. Thomas Christians (preferably the ones in full communion with Rome) I'm sure things will get better.
>>75036117
Thanks, I am happy being hindu. Indian Christians are already catholics and portuguese have built some dope churches for them.
>>75036360
I'm really sorry about people only replying with POO and DESIGNATED every time you post, it's just the whole rising superpower meme really is dragged down by the 3rd world health issues, it's really the only thing holding you back
>>75034952
>"Fifty-two drains are pouring waste directly into the river and just behind the monument, Yamuna has become so stagnant that fish that earlier kept insect populations in check are dying. This allows pests to proliferate in the river," Mr Joshi told the BBC by phone from the northern city of Agra where the Taj is located.
I didn't expect them to be dumping their waste right behind the Taj Mahal.
>>75036532
You shouldn't be. It really helped us, the new government is actually emphasizing on building toilets. It may sound weird but most of we Indians find mocking each other a friendly gesture.
One renowned magazine lifted our hopes up by saying India could be a superpower, UNESCO made a "poo in loo video" in english and published it on youtube without even considering that if an Indian can afford an english education and can access internet, he/she can also afford a toilet. Those are the real culprits xD
>>75036140
Cool shitpost m80
>>75037065
I realy am envious of yalls shameless bromances. It may look realy odd and cheasy to the west but yall seem to enjoy it and nothing wrong forming strong fraternal bonds.
>>75037409
For people like me (antisocial) its annoying but Indian shameless bromances is the real legit shit.
Especially the sikhs, If you made a sikh friend he will have your back for the rest of your life even if it requires him gathering 40-50 other sikhs to beat someone's ass with hockey sticks.
>>75037065
Pajeet, doesn't it bother you that more of your countrymen have access to cell phones than clean shitters? Why don't the wealthy Indians maybe give back to their country and have some patriotism like the classic American captains of industry? This is why you will never be a super power!
>>75037752
How can such based people allow Pakistan to keep existing right over the border ;(
>>75034952
THREATENED BY POO
>>75037065
>xD
Poo in redd.it
>>75037766
Our actual goal is to be the regional power in south Asia.
Cell phones are very cheap here and network providers provide new prepaid connection for free.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1
>The primary payload of satellite is a scatterometer which is similar to the payload launched with Oceansat-2. The weight of the scatterometer is 110 kg.[1] This scatterometer had accurately predicted cyclone Phailin in Orissa coast in October 2013.
i knew it, the india scatsat 1 isbringing back poo in the loo meems
Thats an odd phenomena I must agree.
You'd think it would be turning brown
>>75037805
Well people here are demanding a nuclear war with Pakistan for decades actually but the problem is our government is cucked by the UN and the fact that China is openly supporting Pakistan, so it will be China + Pakistan vs. India.
>>75037932
You know what is absolutely everywhere in America? Toilet access... get your priorities in order Pajeet!
>>75038032
I dont really think nukes exist, pajeet, and your government doesnt have them, neither do russia, no one has nukes.
why is that?
because they're a boogeyman none existent weapons these "elites" use to keep us in perpetual fear.
>>75038160
>elites
Oh, come on now, you should just name them already
>>75038134
We are building toilets, it takes time building hundred millions of toilets. The best part about India is you can download/use/possess pirated stuff, only selling it is a felony.
>>75038160
Do you really even care if the shit niggers blow each other to pieces? The only thing we'd have to worry about is the fecal - fallout. A small price to pay.
>>75037409
Asif is a wise guy.
>>75038304
>Indian DADS and SONS
Oh god please
>>75038304
I mean for fuck sakes
RUSSIAN HAVE NUKES
do you know this world would have been scorched a couple of times over if such reckless aggressors like russians indeed over possessed such weapon?
That alone says nukes dont exist.
>>75038341
Indian parents are allowed to beat their kids, Indian dads only let you live in their house if you agree to be a doctor/engineer or you quit school and start working.
>>75038236
I can't help but read all your stupid posts like Apu, Pajeet. And we all know...
>>75035237
Underrated kek
>>75035817
>We are one of the most shameless people on the earth.
Yes you are. The world is disgusted by your shit-loving "culture".
>>75038448
>Indian dads only let you live in their house if you agree to be a doctor/engineer or you quit school and start working.
That's the right attitude to be honest. We need more of that in the West, too many lazy faggots getting arts degrees.
>>75038385
Besto Korea has nukes as well, right?
I don't think if nukes really were such a non-factor, all the governments of the world would be rallying to stop them from launching it
But then again, that'd just mean that the governments are all in this
>>75038448
bhai click on that image
>>75038304
my sides
>>75038448
>>75038521
I honestly don't know any NEETs and nor have I heard of them
If you're still living with your parents then you're either studying or already have a job
If you're unemployed and continue to stay that way, you get disowned
>>75038523
No Best Korea's nukes are a meme
>>75038638
Then why is every government across the globe freaking out about it?
Or is it just a planned masquerade to keep the goyim afraid?
>>75038523
North koreans are smarter to know that the rich dont really give a fuck about the poor, especially in the "western civilization.
They got their happening bunkers all ready to shelter them is war breaks out
But what the norks do have are orbit capable rockets packed with rocks,gravel,sand etc. Ready to be launched at a push of the button.
When they reach orbital level they will litter that it with so much debris it'll kill off every satelite and space station up there and my it unusable for a centuries.
Do you know how much money this would cost these rich fucks?
Kim knows that to have these western imperialist assholes by the nutsacks, you have to put a knife to their rich scumbag's necks.
>>75038834
So is the meme about Besto Korea being a utopia true?
>>75038888
No but a "utopia" on this planet is a meme
>>75038562
>>75038930
space is the only place to go
>tfw no designated shitting planets by 2020
>>75039063
Pooranus
Poopiter
Neptpoone
Pooto
>>75039117
Maybe when inter-galactic space travel will be possible, we'll have designated shitting galaxies too
>>75038521
Nobody respects someone perusing arts in India. Some parents here even disown their child for even participating in dance reality shows.
>>75039063
I'm sure you've got great plans in mind designated shitposter
>>75039208
That's barbaric.
>>75039208
>Some parents here even disown their child for even participating in dance reality shows.
Never heard of that happening over here
Where are you from by the way?
I'm from New Bombay / Navi Mumbai
>>75039232
Of course I do :^)
>>75035817
not gonna lie India your men are some of the most perverted fucks on the planet, my gf's friend had an Indian guy sniff her fucking hair when walking around in daylight
>>75037482
>>75038724
No one is ever freaking out about it
Wtf are you talking about
>>75039527
>oh we must stop ebil kim
>ebil dicktator gon launch nukes
>sheeeeit someone stop kim
Its literally in the news all the time over here
Idk how things are in Austria tho
>>75039415
>sniffed her hair
>>75039415
you dont get to be one of the highest populated regions in the world by not being a horny ass fuck
>>75039296
Delhi.
>>75039415
Many of us are perverted fucks. that's true.
>>75035817
Indians just need to embrace christianity. Most of your peoples probelms is as a result of your culture. For some reason i know alot of portuguese Indian christians in my neaighbouthood, and they seem pretty civilised.
>>75039917
>embracing an abrahamic religion
are you out of your fucking mind?
>>75039917
I dunno know of any protestant Indians, they are all Catholics here
And lets be fair, Catholicism is pretty much cucked right now
As a Hindu at least I can be happy that I won't get cucked out of existence
>>75040030
if no one jesus's them, they're going to get mohammed'd
>>75034952
i like indians. they're the only ones with porn openly displayed at gas stations. for that i salute them.
>>75039768
Nice
I've only been to Delhi once and I was a kid back then, but I think I had fun
>>75039917
Well hinduism was okay until the mudslims invaded. We even invented the kamasutra but the mudslims raping our women forced us to have some barbaric rituals like sati pratha (burning the widow along with her dead husband's pyre to save her from mudslim rapists) Or the caste system (castes were supposed to be allotted by a person's ability and not by birth)
But the only reason hinduism is still surviving till now is because it is always ready to change like the sati pratha has already been abolished.
>>75040113
Mohammads have been living in India for hundreds of years and India is still majority Hindu
I don't think we're in any danger of being mohammaded'd in the near future
>>75039917
Yeah sure we do.
>>75040212
Do we really have that kind of issues with out muslims?It's nowhere near as bad as the ones that is going around europe.
On top of it BJP is keeping them on check.Its the left wing cucks we should worry about.
>>75041151
Thank god BJP is in power. Our muslims know they are outnumbered against hindus.
designated shitting monument
>>75041614
>Our muslims know they are outnumbered against hindus.
they have a much higher birthrate though, you might want to do something about that.
>>75041614
I do appreciate the fact that they are in power.But at a same time a majority of them are shit tier traditionalist.A majority of whom are still stuck in the 1st stage of red pill.
http://i.imgur.com/GQN9NWp.jpg
If they were a little bit smarter and felt the power of meme magic(along with modi's infinite charisma),then they would have drawn a lot more youth than they are at this point.
From where i am from the entire campus is filled with commies and cucks.It's a huge issue here.
>>75042128
Yup, that is a very big concern for hindus.
>>75042128
That is true for the entire lower class(economically).However we got illegal immigrants issue here in the eastern parts.
>>75042128
>>75042305
Irrespective of religion.
>>75042212
Yup that's true. But at least they are trying to improve the sanitation and the infrastructure unlike congress which did nothing for 15 years.
>>75042360
don't worry. The company i work for is making rapid process in getting water treatment and cooling towers to all parts of india.
>>75042360
They are indeed.They are pretty much our only hope.I don't deny that.
>>75042424
More important than that is our cultural identity(no i am not downplaying the solutions you spoke off),It seems like it is diminishing.And what makes it even more messy is the fact that we literally got around hundreds of different sub-cultures here.
A national sovereignty is much harder to maintain in this situations unlike a homogeneous nation.
>>75042424
>>75040030
t. fedora tipper
>>75042691
Days of shitting street is coming to an end brother.
>>75042665
They only reason we are still united is because of our common hatred against the British rule. And it is fading away with time.
>>75042787
>And it is fading away with time.
ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US. Come on, you know you want to be with us again.
Besides that. What do young people even do in India? I know they would study, but what kind of jobs do people even take up there? (apart from IT and convenience stores)
>>75038385
Actually we almost had a nuclear exchange 3 separate times during the cold war. We got VERY close.
>>75042787
I don't think it is because of our common hatred against the brit cucks.But then again i know nothing of my people,it's a shame.
But if it is,then i agree with you.We need something better than just nationalism,that would have worked fine in a homogeneous nation.I mean already various states are dividing up and then some are even demanding to be separate nations.
>>75042962
Govn. jobs and engineering,aside from that law and MBA/business studies.These are our (middle class normies) meme future choices.
NEET phenomenon haven't hit us yet,as we aren't exactly big on welfare.
>>75037959
>not including a scatman reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
>>75042962
Uneducated ones - labour jobs
Educated ones - preferably doctors/engineers if not then in defense, police, government jobs, MNCs, call centers, teaching.
Good for nothing people - Teaches dance/music/arts to kids.
>>75043292
>call centers
>educated ones.
>>75043399
You know our country consider the people who can read and write in any language as educated people right?
>>75043399
>>75043292
Are you guys ever tempted to go and find a shitting street after it became a meme? Just to try it out?
>>75043630
Nope. Not me at least.
>>75043630
Never, that's gross bihari thing to do.
>>75043594
Not educated but literate i guess.I actually worked in a call center after my 10th board exam for a mnth.Those fuckers can't even spell shit properly.
>>75043825
>>75043847
What about taking a dip in the Ganges?
>>75043847
Call centers are the worst place full of worst and stupid people.
>>75044076
Did it twice, as a ritual after the dead of my grandmother and father. I went to Haridwar for it, the water was kinda clean.
>>75044076
I actually did many times while we were living in uttarakhand ,and trust me it is the cleanest river one will ever find up until it ends up in U.P.
Then it turns into a shit show with numerous an heroes floating around.
>>75044103
Probably one of my the worst job too.That kind of job messes up ur head.
>>75044430
My dad used to think that the girls who work in call centers are the call girls. kek
>>75045154
>>75045154
fucking kek
>>75037065
>xD
>>75037959
everything indian is always about shit, never seen a nation this obsessed over the feces of all life in it
>>75034952
thats pretty crappy.
>>75045783
You should look south more often buddy.
>>75045876
hit me up when the white house is covered in insect shit and changing color, friend
til then,
poopoo goes in looloo pajeet
>>75034952
>insects have literally run out of places to poo
>>75038134
I would have said fast food. Guess toilets would be an classic US priority though.
>inb4 "I hope you get bit by something and die from 'blood poisoning'"
>>75045783
Well you have to get used to it.Given how your king cuck is giving away your country to our people(sikhs). and mussies.
>>75045981
White house is painted white with chemicals, Taj mahal is made up of natural granaite (which reacts with the insect shit) but how can you know all this science stuff. You come from a nation of people who found a leaf so fucking amazing that you put it on your national flag. kek.
>>75046203
WAGON
A
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O
N
WHEEL
H
E
E
L
>>75046167
>>75046203
>A
>FUCKING
>WHEEL
also, we may have le weed man but at least we don't have shit all over parliament
>>75046325
Neither do we senpai.
Nor do we see much issue with a wheel given that it was one of the most important inventions.
>>75046370
Neither do us, unless you call streets "parliament"
Cuckada, is Trudeau still apologizing for bumping a MP?
This >>75046511 was directed to >>75046370
>>75046513
>our nation can't solve something like basic hygiene the rest of the world learns when they're 3
>....
>I guess we'll have to focus on calling other nations cucks to compensate
>>75038562
> in your sides.
>>75046707
We invented the sanitation system (Indus valley civilization).
Why spend money on sanitation, let them get diseases and die of them, lesser the poor population, the better we will become.
>>75046707
Not compensating,just doing what you are doing.Your nation and your kind is on the brink of extinction while we still flourishing.The future favors us and not you.
You can still do something about it by going all allahu columbine on le weed man.
>>75034952
yes
>>75046947
>Your nation and your kind is on the brink of extinction while we still flourishing.The future favors us and not you.
ah, yes, the
>SUPERPOWER BY 2050 WE SHIT ALL OVER YOU!!!
meme again
>>75047239
Why we don't encourage pooing in loo
>Too many poor useless people
>Open sanitation spreads disease
>Diseases kill poor useless people
>We don't have to support dead poor useless people
>Rich can buy purifiers, sanitizers to keep the germs away.
>Population lowers
>New born babies die because of poor sanitation
>High infant mortality rate in poor areas
>Poor population remains in check.
>Super Power 2050
>>75042765
t. jew
>>75047239
And your are spouting the POO meme.Balance it out.
Howevr we are not going to shit on you,But current events are on our favor instead of yours.I/We don't particularly hate your country or race either.
>>75047316
you wish, here's what REALLY happens
>pajeet is too stupid to buy and use a toilet
>builds strong immune system due to country being almost literally covered in shit all over
>makes 10 children just as stupid who build a strong immune system due to the same circumstances
repeat to infinity
how are you gonna be a superpower by 2050 if indian adults can't even take "poo poo pee pee" seriously
>>75037959
India's space program is moderately interesting for what they achieve with basically no budget.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My585aPP2DQ
>>75047531
I don't think 2050 is even relevant here.Given that your racial and national identity will go extinct before that.
>>75047482
India Bro I believe in you , just don't let the Jews in or you will be screwed and pooed.
>>75047316
>Population lowers
Well actually, it's been increasing...
>>75047627
[citation needed]
poo in loo...
>>75047686
>don't let the jews in
Its too late anon
India and Israel are already close allies
>>75047686
Sadly our government is tight with israel.
Although we won't let them take the upper hand culturally.Bunch of parasites
>>75047733
Time will provide you with all the citations you're gonna need.
>"POO IN LOO!"
>literally shit starts raining from the sky
>insects start shitting up their national heritage
>they still won't poo in loo
Take off the curse Pajeet and poo in the loo already.
>>75047531
>>75047828
10/10
Fucking kek
>>75047827
>le you will be left on the ash heap of history meme
remember who last said this, pajeet?
>YOUR PEOPLE IS ABOUT TO BE WIPED OUT AND GO EXTINCT
>take my word for it
>>75047920
You have what ? 250-280 millions muslims in India.
>>75047799
They don't have much influence over the media though,not like that in the west.There are hardly any jews here at all.
>>75047828
TOP KEK
>>75047945
Ok f9 i will,my kneegrr
>>75047991
13% Muslims here
They behave because they know that if they chimp out they will be dealt with swiftly
That's the difference between Indian muzzies and the muzzies that are infesting Europe currently
The refugees are largely unchecked because europeans are too afraid of being labelled as racists so they do whatever the fuck they want
You'll find no muzzie doing such nigger-tier behavior over here
>>75048021
>They don't have much influence
That's for now
It's all downhill from here
>>75047828
>>75048021
Yeha, but the Jews do things like marry into your populations to get halfbreed infiltrators. They aren't like Anglos at all, Most Anglos naively will love the people around them as if they are their own as long as they aren't hurting them. It's the half-jews half-Indians you will have to worry about Bro. Indians got a weakness for white skin and those pale jewesses will seduce you and infiltrate.
>>75037409
Oh they got back together?
I'm happy for them.
>>75048021
And they will seduce the rich and powerful to set themselves up to control your country and people.
>>75036117
>Just join the St. Thomas Christians
based.
>(preferably the ones in full communion with Rome)
Oh fuck you, and your silly hat.
>>75048167
>13% Muslims here
25 according to reality.
>>75048167
>it's all downhill from here
How?given that the government was tight with them for many decades now.
>>75048218
From where i am from we got like 100 jews in our entire state and their numbers are decreasing.
>>75048344
What's the plan then?
>>75048021
To be honest , it's not the Israeli Jews that will screw you, it's the ones from the USA.
>>75036360
>I am happy being hindu.
t. Brahmin.
>>75048167
>country has as much muslims as there are americans
>uncucked
>>75048218
>the Jews do things like marry into your populations to get halfbreed infiltrators. They aren't like Anglos at all
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Indian#Present_communities
>>75048419
I don't know Indian Bro, I' just warning you. It's not my country or my people in India. I mean if you want the Anglos to rule your again we can probably arrange something in the future ,but I don't think you want that.
>>75035338
>No amount of wagon wheels can carry away India's poo
ftfy
>>75048304
Its now a three way friendship which is good I suppose
>>75048376
Source?
We don't have any recent surveys, the most recent one says 14% actually
>>75048419
Kikes always come in slowly
You don't even realize that its happening
Then they start buying up the media production houses because if you control the media, you control what the population thinks and if you do that, well you basically control everything
At this point, India is a non-factor for them but maybe in a few decades they'll start engaging in their kikery
>>75048505
>what are percentages
>>75048524
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Indian
Yeah, but anglos didn't do that to take shit over, they already controlled shit and officers fell in love or lust with locals.It wasn't part of some devious plan.
>>75035817
I know this from trolling thousands of your countrymen on Omegle and Twitter.
The most desperate, no-game jokes I've ever seen.
>>75034952
>mfw reading "Insect" as "incest" poo for the first time
>>75048442
I highly doubt that jews will show any interest here ,at least at this point.
>>75048528
>>75048612
we have to call for another shoah if they tries to fuck around.They might as well strengthen the bond between the mudslimes and hindus ,due to this shared hatred .
Should let hitler win desu.
>>75043292
Every Indian citizen needs to pull a stint in your armed forces. And then kill moar Pakis. There are too many of them in the world.
>>75048612
>it's okay we have as much muslims as 10x the entire population of canada
do indian muslims poo in loo or are they as retarded as the average indian? kek
>>75048747
You guys are the ones saying India superpower 2050, well the Jews chase easy income and wealth. A superpower will produce both in large quantities. Just be aware.
>>75048747
Surprisingly, most Indians have positive opinions of Hitler
>>75048839
poor canadian still cannot grasp the concept of percentages
oh well
>>75048880
This.
Where there is wealth to pillage, the eternal parasite lurks.
>>75034952
You literally can't make this shit up.
>>75048992
Mein kampf is actually one of the best selling books in business studies.
>>75048880
That's a possibility,they might even will exploit the hindu-muslims conflict to gain that.But we got more than 3-4 decades to redpill our countrymen.
>>75049100
I see what you did there.
>>75043155
>NEET phenomenon haven't hit us yet,as we aren't exactly big on welfare.
I imagine India would buckle fairly quickly as a welfare state.
>>75048992
>IT'S ONLY A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF OUR POPULATION I SWEAR!! THOSE 300 MILLION MUSLIMS AREN'T NUMEROUS!!!
come on, pajeet, don't start jerking off about your intellectual superiority before you learn how to flush a toilet
>>75049284
It would be a disaster.
>>75049404
>173 -174 = 300
wew
India looks pretty and shit, but I'd never go there. Mostly because I like my kidneys where they are.
>>75049404
if we have 300 million muzzies, we have an army of 600 million of poorfags to beat them out.
>>75049419
Do it pham, choose self destruction in the pursuit of a utopia and a moral high ground.
Come to think of it, are there any real socialists/communists in Indian politics?
>>75049404
>966,257,353 hindus
>172,245,158 mudshits
Where are you getting the 300 million figure from goyim?
Either way, even if it was 300 million muslims, it'd still be almost 952 million non muslims
>>75049611
>Come to think of it, are there any real socialists/communists in Indian politics?
Yes, in Kerala and Bengal
There's the Communist Party Of India (Marxist) or CPI(M)
Hey Indian okes, what do you guys think of your fellows in South Africa?
>>75049524
Our muzzies aren't exactly the kind of muzzies that needed to be beaten out.That's for the middle eastern and north african muzzies.
If anything then we should stick together ,we have centuries of shared history afterall.
>>75049611
There's an entire party dedicated to communist,look up CPI.
I don't think the majority here are batshit insane utopianist though.
>>75049738
They are also in the northeast.
>>75042787
>our common hatred against the British rule
Says it all. Ungrateful fucks. Go back to forcefully setting fire to widows.
Hey India what do you think about Mexico?
No memes
>>75034952
Even bugs know the name of the game.
>>75049611
The communists ran Kerala and now it's the state with the best HDI.
Not quite sure what happened there.
>>75049917
I don't think there's a common hatred of the british at this point.There maybe among certain sects but i haven't seen much in the mainstream.
>>75050048
They also ran bengal and drove it straight down the shitter.
We have small houses for are cats to shit in.
>>75049950
Degenerates with no future
Only good for odd jobs
Jesus fuck india just poo in the fucking loo
>>75050553
a little off topic.But why is the pro choice agenda so retarded in the west?
>>75034952
At least protect your national treasures. This pisses me off.
>>75050690
feminism mainly. women want every choice and no problems, and society doesn´t do much to point out how retarded this is.
>>75050955
Here's it is same with the fem bots.But none of us are retarded enough to say that killing a fetus is as same as cracking an egg.
"Killing human is as same as killing a chicken" is the next step i guess.
Is it same in your country too??
>>75050756
It pisses us off too which is why we are protecting it.
>>75037959
>scatsat
They're even shitting up space
>>75036117
Anglo-Indian Catholic reporting in
>>75051553
>666
Silly juden.
>>75051087
its not as hardcore as in other countries but yeah, they are already here
>>75046941
>we wuz loo inventors n shiiet
you guys...
>>75037752
Sounds like I should make a few Indian friends if that's the case.
>>75053758
Try making sikh friends, they are always ready for a fight no matter where they are.
>>75037065
>You shouldn't be. It really helped us, the new government is actually emphasizing on building toilets
Did we meme magic toilets for India? Did we literally, through the raw power of memes, help India take another step towards first world status?
hey indians, don't you guys ever worry about eating and potentially bathing in things with a high amount fecal matter? tbqh, these are the main reasons that make me never want to go to india.
