>Sir, do you know why I pulled you over today?
>>75024741
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>75024811
Yes.
>>75024845
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>75024741
I've never been pulled over. what's the appropriate response?
I HAVE A GUN!!
Just wanted to let you know in advance, you know, so it doesn't get weird later on.
>>75024741
Not an argument.
>>75025064
You ALWAYS say you dont know why you were pulled over. Cops are trained to assume you're a criminal and will trick you to admit anything and everything you may have done.
>>75025064
never admit guilt, but don't treat the cop like a moron and you might get a warning
Is it cause I'm black?
No, I don't even drive a car
>>75024741
No thanks, officer. I'm not going to start giving you information for any extra prosecution. You just tell me what you pulled me over for.
>>75024845
I dont want to be searched.
>>75024741
Because you want to go down on me. I can understand. I go to Penn State.
>>75025364
>You match the description of a suspected burglar in the area.
Your response?
>>75025064
I'd respectfully ask why.
If I had any grievances with the officer, I'd address them in court, because I'm not a dindu and I don't feel like getting a faceful of capsaicin or tasered.
>>75024741
Because I'm a fucking white male
>>75025444
That's impossible, I'm not black.
>>75025547
Can you prove I am driving?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM
>>75025444
Id pull out my nine and pop a divet in that niggas neck and then drove away.
>>75026342
I wasn't driving, I was traveling.
>>75024845
Please take a moment to read this declaration of sovereign movement.>>75025059
>>75025547
>I am not required to hand you my license
>I will comply with clearly stated lawful orders
Ok then I order you to give me your license and registration.
>>75024741
>because im young and im black and my hat's stood low
>do i look like a mind reader sir?
>i dont know.
>am i under arrest or should i guess some mo
>you was doin fifty five in tha fifty fou-
>>75024741
You can't because I'm a free sovereign citizen and I would not get out of my car.
>>75026792
LICENSE AND REGISTRATION
CAN YOU STEP OUTTA THE CAR?
ARE YOU CARRYING A WEAPON ON YA?
I KNOW ALOTTA YALL ARE
>>75024741
Is it because I'm in possession of illegal dubs
>>75024741
Its because I'm black.
>>75025064
show the officer your penis so they know you have nothing to hide
>>75026757
lawful you retard
'Cause I'm a black man driving this fine ass Benz!
>>75026757
He might just be able to show them and they get the information off of that without him handing it to them.
>>75024741
VGTG
>>75027470
I AINT STEPPIN OUTA SHIT
ALL MY PAPERS LEGIT
>>75025064
U lookin fo a hawt date, son?
>>75024741
I DINDU NUFFIN OFFICER
>>75028199
[VGN]
>>75026464
I like how you said "drove away" as in past tense as if you would even get that far.
>>75024741
Because you have a quota to fill?
One of my low beams is broken. that's probably why. I have the bulb here officer, just going home to put it in.
>>75024741
>Me:Yes you are going to offer me tickets to the officers ball.
>Officer: What? Officers don't have balls...
>Me: Chuckle
>>75024741
>depends how long you were following me
>>75024741
no illegal dubs here, officer
>>75030777
>HES GOT TRIPS, DROP HIM BOYS
>>75030777
>Hum, I'm gonna need some backup here
>>75030777
>HE'S ARMED WITH TRIPS! CALL IN THE SWAT TEAM!
>>75025444
i used to get this alll the time
>>75024741
It would 99% be me getting pulled over for speeding again, so I'd say I don't know, I wasn't aware of the speed limit, and I wasn't paying attention to how fast I was going when I was pulled over. If you give your speed and it's over the limit, they have to give you a ticket.
If this + being respectful doesn't get you off with a warning, you'll at least get a reduced ticket nearly every time for speeding.
>>75031647
Me too, then I started wearing a disguise
>>75024741
CONDUCTOR
>>75025444
I admit officer, I did steal...
your heart
>hot sex ensues
>>75026342
>Came by to check and make sure you were okay, you have been here for a while
>REEE, I REFUSE TO TALK TO COPS WHO WEAR GLASSES, YOU ARE CLUELESS, GO AWAY
>so are you leaving now?
>Why does it matter what I am I doing officer?
>well... You see that sign there?
>the one that says state fish and game refuge?
>No, the one that says no parking, fire lane
That cop was a fucking saint. I am not sure I could handle being a cop and dealing with cunts like the people in the video with as much tact and civility as they do.
>>75024811
lawyer, am i being detained? lawyer
>>75024741
FUCK YOU PIG I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG YOU FUCKING PIG OINK OINK PIGGY WHY DONT YOU GO SHOOT SOME BLACK KID ALREADY FUCKING PIG YOU CANT DETAIN ME I KNOW MY RIGHTS.
>>75024741
no officer, may i ask why i am being detained?
I would like to inform you that you are being video taped, no i will not turn it off.
may i have your name and badge number office?
thank you.
here is my license, and insurance.
>>75024741
IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLACK
I UNDERSTAND YOUR CONFUSION BUT I'M A TRANS-NIGGER YOU SEE
>>75028323
Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?
>>75024741
"Depends on how long you were following me."
"Why don't we just take it from the top."
"Here goes: I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and speeding!!!"
>>75025547
Does this retard really drive around with that shit taped to his window?
I'm more worried about carjackers than cops. My city has carjackings all the time now that the local judges and DA fell for the mass incarceration meme.
>>75026342
Fucking "free citizens" or whatever they call themselves.
>>75035490
>You are free to go, sir. Sorry for bothering you.
>>75024741
reckless driving?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
>>75024741
"i don't want to answer this sir"
>>75030777
Fuck, stop the leafless!
>>75036666
Fuck, it's satan
>>75024741
my memes were too dank again, right?
>>75035376
glove compatmants locked so is da trunk in da back and i know muh rights so you gon need a warrant for dat
>>75025064
Chimp out, attack the cop and get shot.
Well, if you're a nigger, that is
>>75038597
Nigga nigga fuck bitches nigga nigga watch me crip walk out here
I always just say "Speeding?"
One time I got pulled over for something, and I new what it was, and the officer knew what it was, and he asked me that question. I said, "Speeding?" He goes "You wanna try again?" I just looked at him with a poker face. I ended up beating those charges by the way, but the cop's reaction cracks me up to think about. "You wanna try again?"
your conducting a physic ability survey? oh thats insta-tazer.
>>75039120
* psychic
>>75025064
keep your hands on the wheel and don't make any fast movements. Wait until asked for your license to reach for it. If you think you are being wronged, keep in mind the cop is not who you make that argument to. Most important, do as you're told.
>>75024741
It's the end of the month and quota week?
>>75026342
>"step back"
>continues talking
>zap
>"stop please"
fucking cunt deserved it
>>75026342
t. redditor
>>75024741
Probably due to these dubs.
Vote Trump and have a nice day!
>>75032277
>>75024741
I AM NOT DRIVING I AM TRAVELLING
>>75036666
JESUS CHRIST!
OFFICER JESUS CHRIST!
ARREST THIS DEMON.
>>75024741
Sir. Here's a voucher for a full tank of gas for being a careful and considerate driver. Redeemable at any gas station. Compliments of the Dept...
Have a nice day Sir.
>>75031864
>If you give your speed and it's over the limit, they have to give you a ticket.
I got pulled over, he asks how fast I was going. I say "uh, about 50". He tells me the speed limit was 35. I said "woops thought it was 45". Then he let me go without a ticket.
>>75030777
>trips
cuff em boys
>>75024741
because you're a cuck
ive only every been pulled over once
asked me if i was drinking or taking drugs, i said no
then he said that he pulled me over because i came out of a junction too fast and to slow down next time
just being polite will see you through most encounters with police
>got pulled over for going almost 100 in a 65 once
>after showing that i was not on drugs or intoxicated i calmly and respectfully explained that it was because i was dying to take a piss and in a hurry to get to a restroom
>he said alright and let me go to one nearby
>i recognized his last name as Barbosa and we had a bit of conversation in Portuguese
>he let me off with a warning
B A S E D
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>>75035125
Cop here.
I would pepper spray you and enjoy it.
>>75031647
What are you a nigger?
>>75024741
Because I am voting for Kanye West in 2020 and you don't want another black president.
>>75025212
underrated
>>75025064
Only take advice from legitimate organizations like the ACLU
https://www.aclu.org/know-your-rights/what-do-if-youre-stopped-police-immigration-agents-or-fbi
>>75024741
What laws have I broken?
Am I free to go?
>>75024741
Im sorry officer. Will this bribe of doubles get me off the hook?
>>75035490
Hello Peter G
>>75047899
What he linked. It's probably the only good thing the ACLU has ever done.
Was it because my dick was stuck between the door and dragging on the asphalt? Sorry officer, you see I was circumcised at birth so I basically have no nerve endings in my penis, therefore I constantly get it stuck in what would seem like painful situations but are nothing of concern to me since I can't feel a damn thing. So glad I was cut tho, wouldn't want a nasty ant eater dick like the rest of these smegma sacks of shit
>>75024811
I DO NOT CONSENT ANY SEARCHES OR SEIZURES!
>>75024741
Because I'm critical and distrusting of Islam?
>>75047899
Know your rights
>Better Call Saul
